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Election Profit Makers
by Jon Kimball & David Rees
A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.
Episodes
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Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"
David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)
David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON LIVESTREAM/RECORDING bit.ly/getyourwaronlivestream Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show…
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Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON live show (10/9): http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25 Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu...
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Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Tickets for the GET YOUR WAR ON 25th anniversary show: http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25 Send questions and comments to...
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Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] GET YOUR WAR ON 25th ANNIVERSARY SHOW:...
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Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] GET YOUR WAR ON live show tickets: http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25 Watch…
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Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show…
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Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu...
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Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon...
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Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN…
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Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
What is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Announcement
Taking some time off
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Episode 363: My Desires Are Human
Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on...
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Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy
Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on...
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Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November
Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown…
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Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes
Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on...
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Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles
Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around
Jon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu...
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Episode 356: Sammy Dammy
Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu…
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap
The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet
Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on...
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap
The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Announcement
Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap
The Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 350: It Was Actually Pretty Chill
Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap
Join our Patreon to listen to the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 348: Space Smells Like Something Burning
Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Episode 347: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University
Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on...
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Episode 346: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Pilot Recap
Join our patreon to listen to full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 345: Practicing Politics The Right Way
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality
Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on…
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Episode 343: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever
David savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on...
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Episode 342: We Need To Be Having More And More Information As We Head Into The Future
Jon reads a list of big American cities. David takes a look at the president’s hands. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Episode 341: POO-tin Versus PEW-tin
Jon admits he has never taken heroin. David hopes a Jeff Bezos rumor is true. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky...
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Episode 340: Invisible Men
Jon and David celebrate a wonderful tweet by Andrew Cuomo. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 339: Epstein Has Legs
Jon and David debate whether enshittification applies to their podcast. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
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Episode 338: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Highlights From The Second EPM Call-In Show.
Jon and David talk to some EPM listeners. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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