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Election Profit Makers — 386 episodes · page 1 of 4
Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"
EEpisode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)
EEpisode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
EEpisode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
EEpisode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
EEpisode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
EEpisode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
EEpisode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
EEpisode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
EEpisode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
EEpisode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
EEpisode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
EEpisode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
EEpisode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
EEpisode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
EEpisode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
EEpisode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
EEpisode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
EEpisode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
EEpisode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EEpisode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
EEpisode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
EEpisode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
EAnnouncement
EEpisode 363: My Desires Are Human
EEpisode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
EEpisode 361: The Emptiness Economy
EEpisode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November
EEpisode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes
EEpisode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles
EEpisode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around
EEpisode 356: Sammy Dammy
EPatreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap
EEpisode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet
EPatreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap
EAnnouncement
EPatreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap
EEpisode 350: It Was Actually Pretty Chill
EPatreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap
EEpisode 348: Space Smells Like Something Burning
EEpisode 347: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University
EEpisode 346: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Pilot Recap
EEpisode 345: Practicing Politics The Right Way
EEpisode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality
EEpisode 343: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever
EEpisode 342: We Need To Be Having More And More Information As We Head Into The Future
EEpisode 341: POO-tin Versus PEW-tin
EEpisode 340: Invisible Men
EEpisode 339: Epstein Has Legs
EEpisode 338: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Highlights From The Second EPM Call-In Show.
EPatreon Episode PREVIEW: Ed Scofield Talking About Orgasms And Burl Ives (Among Other Things).
EEpisode 336: A Pal Is A Wonderful Thing
EEpisode 335: Jesus Is That Superhero
EEpisode 334: The Angel Of The Triassic Basin
EEpisode 333: The Only Third Party I Will Support Is The Yacht Deck Foam Party
EEpisode 332: Post-Fordo
EEpisode 331: Green Tanks Are On The Move!
EEpisode 330: Generating Passive Income Via Affiliate Links: An Explainer
EEpisode 329: Elon Musk, Bladder Issues And Body Dysmorphia
EEpisode 328: The Danger Of Hollow Muscles
EEpisode 327: Tariffs Are Probably Going To Destroy American Guitar Pedal Manufacturing
EEpisode 326: Talking About Tariffs At GNC
EEpisode 325: I Don’t Wanna Wait For Our Lives To Be Over
EEpisode 324: The Sellers Manufacturing Company Lake
EBONUS EPISODE: 27 Minutes Of Context-Free Cats Purring
EEpisode 322: Hegseth Sideburn Template Dot Net
EEpisode 321: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers.
EEpisode 320: June 2026 Goals
EEpisode 319: Further Useful Remarks Concerning The Intersection Of Weightlifting And Politics
EEpisode 318: Trump Is The Least Non-Trump President At This Point In His Term
EEpisode 317: Bonus Episode: North Carolina Political Gossip (with Thomas Mills)
EEpisode 316: Rejecting Wealth And Hell-ness For Health And Wellness
EEpisode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today
EEpisode 314: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On
EPREVIEW Patreon Episode: Highlights Of The First EPM Call-In Show
EEpisode 312: Router Name Resistance
EEpisode 311: Dumbbells are important
EEpisode 310: Did DEI Cause The American Airlines 5432 Crash? A Good-Faith Investigation Into An Intriguing Theory
EEpisode 309: 100 Years
EEpisode 308: In This Moment All Sides Should Give One Another A Bit Of Grace
EEpisode 307: DM Me On Watch Duty
EEpisode 306: The Bunny Rabbit Boys
EEpisode 305: Last Episode Of 2024!
EEpisode 304: Post-Christmas Mini Episode
EEpisode 303: Cormac McCarthy And Avalanches
EEpisode 302: Holding Space For Brainrot
EEpisode 301: Temu Tom Waits
EEpisode 300: TOURNAMENT OF TOUGHEST ROAD SIGNS
EEpisode 299: 2024 Election Recap For A Low-Information Voter
EEpisode 298: The 2024 EPM Slide Whistle Jukebox
EEpisode 297: The Feelings Attached To The Numbers
EEpisode 296: Two-Week Horizon Gut Check (With Janie Haddad Tompkins)
EEpisode 295: Trump’s Sound Bath (Featuring Starlee Kine)
EEpisode 294: Four Weeks Until Election Day
EEpisode 293: Let The October Surprises Begin
EEpisode 292: ANNOUNCING: The 2024 EPM Slide Whistle Jukebox
EEpisode 291: Emergency NC Limelight Update: Black Nazi Piss King
EEpisode 290: What’s The Deal With Grimsley High School?
EEpisode 289: I'll See You In The Booth
EAnnouncement: Live Debate Watch Party on Discord Tuesday Night
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