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Emotionally Online
by Maddie Dragsbaek
A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.
Episodes
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you're an outrageous woman, femininity doesn't have to look one way – ep. 177
we're in LA! and we're coming at you from our hotel beds to gossip about some loser comedians in the news, living a more inclusive life for your friends, and what being a woman means to us! a true slumber party convo, as always :) 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR...
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in defense of scheana's crop top wedding dress | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 15
it's scheana's wedding day! and everything has to be PERFECT!! in today's episode, scheana hires a useless wedding coordinator, sandoval goes big brother on james, shay prepares for his funeral, and tom schwartz says nothing but the wrong things! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩...
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break up videos, chris hansen, and being an equal opportunity hater – ep. 176
imagining in my minds eye... sitting next to an ex, making a crying video david dobrik style, is actually sending a shiver down my spine... in today's episode, we're talking about the plight of zillennials, primetime and dumb movie-goers, and taking an audience submission about dating a man who...
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a well oiled cheating machine and a lost job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 14
schwartz is NOT a well oiled cheating machine and kristen did NOT do anything wrong AND it IS opposite day!!! in today's episode, schwartz gets blackmailed by jax, kristen goes head to head with lisa, james is the peanut butter baby, and the boys are BEEFING... boof! 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...
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jane doe, cornell, and reckoning with our own experiences with SA – ep. 175
tw: discussion of sexual violence take care of yourselves, we love you and we believe you. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon:...
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miami girl and the four inch wonder | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 13
this episode goes in the vanderpump rules hall of fame, methinks! in today's episode, miami girl shows up to SUR, we see the kristen vs. diana smackdown, and tom sandoval is peeing his pants out of FEAR! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY…
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you wanna be desired! yearned for! loved! (normal) – ep. 174
edchup, bidness noneya, and being desired! oh my! in today's episode, we're giggling about the demise of ed sheeran's tour, channing tatum's burner account, and taking an audience submission about solitude and yearning to be desired! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON…
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swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12
pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift that keeps on giving and we're GREEDY FOR MORE BABY!!! i can feel miami girl's presence... she's near... everyone prepare for...
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we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173
truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...
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tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11
the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality...
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bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10
scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in...
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that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172
in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age...
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the death of monogamy and a farewell to scheana's eyelashes | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 9
the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the miami invite for the bach trip? ALL OF THIS AND MORE, REVEALED IN TODAY'S EPISODE... 🛒 SHOP MERCH…
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transphobes shut up challenge – ep. 171
when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audience submissions about our thoughts on phrases like "if he wanted to he would" and grappling with conflicting feelings while...
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mogged during couples therapy and the bond of a coke nose job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 8
get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and tom sandoval goes emo! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS! ✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER...
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you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170
a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience submissions about the lack of space for grief in our culture and having agency amidst social rejection! oh! and a reminder, the...
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nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7
it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we've got a new hire at sur, katie and schwartz are being romantic??? and we learn that mail is a very horny thing when you're…
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no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169
lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa! ITALY TRIP PAGE:...
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schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6
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no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168
we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating,...
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"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5
jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in! 🛒 SHOP...
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your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167
oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in...
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a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4
in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!! 🛒...
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do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166
in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the...
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pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3
will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST... 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...
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the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165
the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest…
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why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2
scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌...
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foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164
I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us! 🛒 SHOP...
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sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1
HAPPY SEASON 3 DAY!! we’re here and so is james kennedy, thank god! in today’s episode, we’re dropping back in on our favorite SUR employees to see how they’ve been handling the fall out of season two. we’re introduced to miami girl, jax has 2 new girlfriends, lisa is still feeling betrayed by...
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loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion!
we've made it to the end of season 2! the reunion! we're here! and today, we're joined by effortlessly funny and long-time bravo fan, mckenna moore to talk about it! will jax feel remorse? are tom and kristen still together? does stassi still want everyone to die? we WILL get to the bottom of all...
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you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163
ACCESS REVOKED! in today's episode, i'm coming at you live from a hotel debriefing my week in croatia, a final reflection on summer house and craving male approval even post-break up, before getting into some audience submissions about friendship and building community as an adult. 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...
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getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14
jax doesn't feel anything... but will he feel this? in today's episode, we finally get our answers! stassi sweats out her kristen toxins, scheana throws an engagement party, tom gets jaxed, and jax is... our final girl? ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST! 🛒 SHOP MERCH:...
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we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162
it is possible to be both compassionate and honest. we absolutely have to find a way to talk to each other about eating disorders, body image, and what young women are learning from the trajectory hollywood is on right now in a way that holds empathy in the highest regard. i remember what it was...
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the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13
so... jax has admitted it's true... he DID sleep with kristen... so what is stassi gonna do with this information? LET'S FIND OUT! in today's episode, stassi is on the war path to getting kristen to admit what she's done, sandoval is asleep at the wheel, lisa is pissed, jax is scared but TRUST......
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"competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161
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JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12
that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the…
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you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160
a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon!...
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the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11
part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi...
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self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159
oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer…
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AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10
WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit.…
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it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158
in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching! TIME STAMPS:...
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we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything…
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fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're…
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ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide.…
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i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE...
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a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her...
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when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX:...
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*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!! 🪩 join...
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you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya! 🪩 join the lover...
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doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job...…
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A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.
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A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.
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