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you're an outrageous woman, femininity doesn't have to look one way – ep. 177

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in defense of scheana's crop top wedding dress | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 15

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break up videos, chris hansen, and being an equal opportunity hater – ep. 176

4

a well oiled cheating machine and a lost job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 14

5

jane doe, cornell, and reckoning with our own experiences with SA – ep. 175

6

miami girl and the four inch wonder | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 13

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you wanna be desired! yearned for! loved! (normal) – ep. 174

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swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12

9

we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173

10

tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11

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bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10

12

that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172

13

the death of monogamy and a farewell to scheana's eyelashes | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 9

14

transphobes shut up challenge – ep. 171

15

mogged during couples therapy and the bond of a coke nose job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 8

16

you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170

17

nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7

18

no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169

19

schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6

20

no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168

21

"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5

22

your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167

23

a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4

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do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166

25

pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3

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the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165

27

why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2

28

foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164

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sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1

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loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion!

31

you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163

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getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14

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we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162

34

the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13

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"competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161

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JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12

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you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160

38

the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11

39

self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159

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AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10

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it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158

42

we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9

43

fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157

44

ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8

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i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156

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a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7

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when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155

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*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6

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you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154

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doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5

51

get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153

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just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4

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stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152

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ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3

55

can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151

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tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2

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skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150

58

a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1

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influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149

60

a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!

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jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8

62

your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148

63

you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7

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stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147

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fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6

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having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146

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the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5

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apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145

69

take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4

70

you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144

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jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3

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rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143

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applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2

74

corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142

75

i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1

76

making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141

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i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140

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the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139

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you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138

80

ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137

81

is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136

82

enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace (ft. meg) – ep. 135

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you can’t self-optimize yourself into finding love – ep. 134

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"some of you aren't friends, you're cops" – ep. 133

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getting flirt-baited and dating for social currency (ft. meg) – ep. 132

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you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments – ep. 131

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the grief monster – ep. 130

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you're not ugly, you're just swagless (ft. meg) – ep. 129

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concert etiquette and the art of an unfollow – ep. 128

90

being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love – ep. 127

91

why do you have to agree with art in order to like it? – ep. 126

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reality tv stars shouldn't be good people (ft. meg) – ep. 125

93

stop telling yourself you’re difficult to love – ep. 124

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you want true love, he just wants to be married – ep. 123

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it's not them, it's you! you're self sabotaging! – ep. 122

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r/MyBoyfriendIsAI – ep. 121

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LOVER GIRLS HQ EXCLUSIVE: previously brilliant and gifted + what if we chose to be judged?

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"watching love unfold all around me feels like a promise" – ep. 120

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i'm not taking the high road anymore – ep. 119

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my bisexual awakenings – ep. 118