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Emotionally Online — 216 episodes · page 1 of 3
you're an outrageous woman, femininity doesn't have to look one way – ep. 177
in defense of scheana's crop top wedding dress | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 15
break up videos, chris hansen, and being an equal opportunity hater – ep. 176
a well oiled cheating machine and a lost job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 14
jane doe, cornell, and reckoning with our own experiences with SA – ep. 175
miami girl and the four inch wonder | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 13
you wanna be desired! yearned for! loved! (normal) – ep. 174
swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12
we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173
tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11
bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10
that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172
the death of monogamy and a farewell to scheana's eyelashes | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 9
transphobes shut up challenge – ep. 171
mogged during couples therapy and the bond of a coke nose job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 8
you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170
nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7
no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169
schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6
no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168
"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5
your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167
a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4
do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166
pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3
the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165
why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2
foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164
sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1
loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion!
you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163
getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14
we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162
the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13
"competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161
JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12
you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160
the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11
self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159
AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10
it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158
we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2
skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150
a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1
influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149
a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!
jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8
your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148
you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7
stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147
fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6
having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146
the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5
apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145
take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4
you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144
jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3
rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143
applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2
corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142
i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1
making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141
i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140
the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139
you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138
ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137
is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136
enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace (ft. meg) – ep. 135
you can’t self-optimize yourself into finding love – ep. 134
"some of you aren't friends, you're cops" – ep. 133
getting flirt-baited and dating for social currency (ft. meg) – ep. 132
you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments – ep. 131
the grief monster – ep. 130
you're not ugly, you're just swagless (ft. meg) – ep. 129
concert etiquette and the art of an unfollow – ep. 128
being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love – ep. 127
why do you have to agree with art in order to like it? – ep. 126
reality tv stars shouldn't be good people (ft. meg) – ep. 125
stop telling yourself you’re difficult to love – ep. 124
you want true love, he just wants to be married – ep. 123
it's not them, it's you! you're self sabotaging! – ep. 122
r/MyBoyfriendIsAI – ep. 121
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"watching love unfold all around me feels like a promise" – ep. 120
i'm not taking the high road anymore – ep. 119
my bisexual awakenings – ep. 118