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Faking Adulthood
by Rita B
Faking Adulthood is a fun, lighthearted podcast where we dive into adulting chaos, admitting we're clueless whilst having a laugh about it. Join me your host Rita Balogun for relatable stories, questionable advice, and an all-around good time. Let's fake this adulthood thing together- because who needs a manual anyway? Ready for some laughs? Join us every Monday for a new episodes & co-hosts. Follow us on IG: Fakingadulthoodpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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If my enemies sang like you, I would be so happy! Ft Fadz
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I did my research on you, you lie SO much! Ft Korty
Hey guys! Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! 😂 I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host is Korty!! Today we talk journalist to… journalist? 😂 Okay, I’m not a journalist, but Korty is! We get into her “research” the desire to be sisters and…
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When I die, the faces of my opps will be published on billboards ft MMB
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If you think I’m a villain, you are actually correct ft Buruku Omoba
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I absolutely plan on faking my own funeral ft Madame Joyce
Hey guys! Welcome back to Faking Adulthood – the home of the fake adults! 💛 I’m your host Rita Balogun, and this week’s co-host is the one and only Madame Joyce! 🎉 In this episode, we dive into: * ⚽ Football conversations you weren’t expecting * 🤯 Things you probably never knew about Madame...
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For crying out loud, I don’t want to see genitalia at 9pm please ft Chinasa
🎙️ Welcome back to Faking Adulthood – Home of the Fake Adults! Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and this week I’m joined by my co-host Chinasa for a chaotic, hilarious girl chat. In this episode, we talk about everything from the things…
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If you are always working, when do you laugh? Ft Elijah Femi
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood – home of the fake adults! 🎙️ In this episode, we’re joined by Elijah for a fun, honest, and completely unpredictable conversation covering adulthood, life, education, random thoughts, and plenty of laughs. A huge thank you to The Open University for sponsoring...
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Stop calling me your ex. I have no exes. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch
🎙️ Welcome back to Faking Adulthood – Home of the Fake Adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and this week my favourite co-host Kimberley Cumberbatch is BACKKKK! 🎉 In this hilarious episode, we’re talking all things “Single, Sexy, Summer” — the movement Kimberley is proudly championing. We also…
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I nearly applied to be a pastor on indeed.com ft Sammy & Sev
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Kissing at 1pm during the week in the is outrageous & jobless! Ft Seyi Classic
Hey guys, Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! I'm your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host is Seyi Classic! In this episode, we're diving into everything from deep confessions to chaotic debates. Seyi finally reveals why he's called "Classic," we vent…
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You're Not a Villain, You're Just Low on Fibre ft Axel Blake
Faking Adulthood Podcast | Axel Blake on Arsenal's Parade, Deodorant Debates & More! | Ep 110 Join host Rita Balogun and comedian Axel Blake for a hilarious episode of Faking Adulthood! We're diving into Arsenal's epic win, settling the deodorant vs antiperspirant debate once and for all, and...
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Deliveroo never delivering my food first feels like a spiritual attack!
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You may not marry your best eater and that’s okay! ft Wendy
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I will never be a grandparent to a plant ft My Mother
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In my spare time I “work” as a lollipop lady Ft Audrey
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It’s not a crime to be addicted to balls! Ft Pinkolate
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Under my rulership I will be a ticket inspector assigned to my enemy ft Jameela Joie
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If men are at the gym at 10am, who is at the office!? Ft Charlie Mase
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the podcast where we figure out life as we go. In this episode, Rita Balogun is joined by Charlie Mase for a lighthearted and unfiltered conversation about everything and nothing. From relatable adulting struggles to random thoughts and funny observations, this...
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My cat died during my favourite artist’s set! Ft Snoochie Shy
This week on Faking Adulthood, Rita Balogun is joined by co-host Snoochie Shy for a chaotic conversation about… absolutely everything and nothing. The two dive into the reality of dating rappers, the tragic story of Snoochie’s beloved cat, and attempt to answer one of life’s most important...
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How Come Nobody Loves You!? ft. Julie Adenuga | Black British Anthems, Valentine’s Day Weddings & Friendship Chaos
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the podcast where we try (and often fail) to be proper adults. 🎙️ This week Rita Balogun is joined by broadcaster and cultural tastemaker Julie Adenuga for one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. From debating Valentine’s Day weddings to ranking our...
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You will be celibate in heaven btw ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood! Rita B is joined by Uche Natori and Kandie Jo as we celebrate 100 episodes of the podcast. What started as faking adulthood has somehow turned into triple digits — and we are still very much unqualified. This episode has absolutely no structure. We cover…
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Whenever I think I’m bad, I remember you’re worse! Ft Dénola Grey
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun & today my co-host is Dénola Grey! We have chaotic conversation about therapy, adulting, sleeper agent theories and the random thoughts that distract us from being productive adults. It’s honest....
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I Can’t Celebrate Valentine’s Day Because My Lover Is Too Wealthy ft Gold Alex
Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! Today my co-host is Gold Alex. In this episode, we talk about everything and nothing — from Black men’s mental health, to why new drivers shouldn’t be allowed on the same roads as real drivers, and the chaos of...
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I don’t talk to animals, they talk to me ft Malachi Kirby
Hey guys, welcome back to Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults 🎧 This week I’m joined by actor Malachi Kirby — an old friend and all-round legend. You might know him as Hezekiah in A Thousand Blows, now streaming on Disney+, but with me he’s my friend Malachi. We talk birthdays…
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Seeing my crush once a week is ruining my life ft Kandie Jo
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults 🤍 I’m your host Rita B, joined by recurring co-host Kandie Jo, and this week we’re chatting dating, animals, debriefing SA, and spiralling through a whole lot of nonsense — as usual. It’s honest, funny, and a little chaotic, perfect if...
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How can I drive when I don’t have the genetics? Ft Chantè Joseph
Hey guysss! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — the home of the fake adults. I’m backkkk!! Did you miss me?? 👀 This week I’m joined by the incredible Chanté Joseph, and trust me… this episode is dynamic. We talk all things ADHD, embracing love being random AF and a bunch of…
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STOP TELLING ME MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING & GIVE ME YOURS Ft Naomi
Hey guys, welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the podcast for fake adults trying to figure life out one questionable decision at a time. I’m your host Rita Balogun, and in this episode I’m joined by a very special co-host — Naomi, who is both a listener and my manager (because adulthood is wild…
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Just Use Your Free Will and Change the Date of Your Birthday Ft Deji Vu
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults. I’m your host Rita Balogun, and this week I’m joined by returning co-host Deji Vu.. yes, he’s back… and no, he won’t be back again. In this episode, we get into dating, unpack our so-called “traumas”, and Deji attempts to…
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And Then I Discovered Running Was Making Me Shorter?? Ft Yemi Ogunmefun
Welcome to Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults. In this episode, Rita B is joined by Yemi Ogunmefun for what is basically a full-on girl chat. We talk adulting, lovers, running (and its very suspicious side effects), life updates, and absolutely nothing — in the best way possible. Expect...
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I manifest love by eating meals for two ft Rhea Ellen
Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, joined today by my co-host Rhea Ellen. In this episode, we dive into DVLA chaos, dating and lovers, adulting fails, and the accidental creation of a brand-new friendship. It’s a...
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Chat GPT lied to me… again! Ft Yasmina aka Chowmina
Hey guys! Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the home of the fake adults doing their best. Today’s co-host is the iconic Yasmina (aka Chowmina) — certified foodie, nearly qualified Tax advisor, and chaos enthusiast. In this episode, we dive into: ChatGPT lying to us (again) Adulting struggles…
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After giving birth, nurses just let you take the baby home? Ft Mariam Musa
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood! This week, Rita Balogun is joined by the amazing Mariam Musa for a hilarious, wide-open girl chat about motherhood, AI, and the absolute chaos of trying to be a “real” adult. Expect laughs, honest moments, and the kind of conversations you only have with your...
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Your Baldness makes me trust you ft KG
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood! Your host Rita Balogun is joined today by the hilarious KG Tha Comedian for a chaotic conversation about losing your hair, figuring out adulting, and why KG suddenly decided he wants to be Rita’s new best friend. It’s a loud, funny, unfiltered episode — enjoy!...
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I think Married people are selfish ft VP in the cut
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! 🫶🏽 This week, Rita Balogun is joined by VP from the 90s Baby Show for a hilarious and slightly chaotic chat about: Dealing with builders and learning how to “adult” 🧱 Leaving the streets behind 👋🏽 And why married people...
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Unrequited Love is worse than an overdraft! Ft Ayoade Bamgboye
Hey fake adults! It’s your host Rita Balogun, joined by my fave Ayoade Bamgboye 💕 This episode is a bit longer than usual (and yes, the mics gave up after an hour 😭 so bear with the sound switch-up). We chat about: 💸 The struggles of adulting 💔 The pain of unrequited love 😂 And absolutely...
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Running during working hours is outrageous ft Erica aka Russian Roulette
Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! 🫠 I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host Erica (aka Russian Roulette) joins me for some top-tier chaos and adulting talk. In this episode, we chat about: 🎨 The Paris Louvre robbery (we’re obsessed) 💻...
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Stop ordering chicken & chips in Posh restaurants and ban vegans ft Bellah
Hey guys! Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Faking Adulthood, home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by the hilarious Bellah. In this episode, we dive into all things adulting, chat about vegan life, and spiral into the most random conversations —...
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It’s Too Early for Christmas Jumpers (Don’t Get Me Mad) ft Adjani Salmon
This week on Faking Adulthood, host Rita Balogun is joined by Adjani Salmon, creator of the hit show Dreaming Whilst Black. They chat all things love, TV, and the chaos of adulting, with plenty of laughs and nonsense along the way. Expect real talk, random tangents, and pure enjoyment from two…
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One thing about me? I will snitch! Ft Joseph Charm
Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! 👋 I’m your host Rita Balogun, joined by my co-host Joseph Charm, and today we’re diving into the wild world of snitching, adulting challenges, and honestly… a whole bunch of nothing (but make it funny).…
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If you’re hearing this, you missed the rapture!
Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the comedy podcast for fake adults everywhere. 🎙️ This solo chaos episode is 45 minutes of pure unfiltered fun where we dive into: ☁️ What happens if you miss the rapture 🎬 How “romance” movies totally ruin real-life dating 💌 dating chaos 🌀 The...
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I wonder how many people bring up your name in Therapy ft Kojey Radical
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood — the home of the fake adults! 🎙️ I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today my co-host is the amazing Kojey Radical. We get into: 💘 Dating 🚗 Parking ticket nightmares 😂 Random laughs & stories we can’t even remember It’s all vibes, banter, and real-life “adulting”...
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Why don’t bus drivers wave at eachother anymore ft Chikamso
Apple subscriptions are draining my bank account, bus drivers don’t even wave at each other anymore, and honestly… adulthood is exhausting. In this episode of Faking Adulthood, I’m joined by Chikamso as we dive into the chaos of birthday dinners, the slow crumble of society, and why being a “real...
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The Great Lock-In should be scared of me, actually! Ft Elaine Babey
Welcome back to Faking Adulthood, the comedy podcast for anyone just trying to figure out life without a manual. In this episode, host Rita Balogun and co-host Elaine Babey dive into: Surviving The Great Lock-In (and why maybe it should be scared of us 👀) The highs and lows of economy travel ✈️...
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I think you should use Cecrèd to grow your brows! Ft Stephan Sarpong
It’s been 2 weeks and I MISSED you BAD! 🎙️ I’m your host Rita Balogun and today I’m joined by the one and only Stephan Sarpong. We talk about everything and nothing — from the chaos of adulting, funny rants, and random thoughts, to life updates and BIG NEWS: the tote bags are finally available!...
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DRIVING LESSONS SHOULD ONLY BE AFTER MIDNIGHT ft Sheila
This week on Faking Adulthood, Rita Balogun is joined by a very special co-host – listener of the show Sheila from Ireland! 🇮🇪 They dive into: 🚗 Why people should only learn to drive after midnight ❤️ Dating in Belfast 😅 Adulting wins and fails Rita wanted to bring a listener on the show...
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Your Broadcast messages are ruining my life ft The Odditty
Your Broadcast Messages Are Ruining My Life Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – home of the fake adults! I’m your host Rita Balogun, joined this week by my chaotic co-host The Oddity. In this episode, we: Rant about DND mode violators 🚫 Call out WhatsApp broadcast message offenders…
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Born to be a Prince, forced to be “Poor” ft Shabaz
Born to Be a Prince, Forced to Be Poor | Faking Adulthood Podcast In this hilarious episode of Faking Adulthood, host Rita Balogun is joined by co-host Shabaz for a chaotic deep dive into the weird world of adulting. We chat about: 🏃♂️ How Shabaz became insufferable after running a marathon…
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I chased that man on foot & you know I don’t chase men ft Camille Bright
🎙️ Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the podcast for anyone who’s just winging it! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by one of my oldest and dearest friends, Camille Bright! 🎉 In this hilarious and honest episode, we dive into everything from: 🤖 AI and whether…
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I had an epiphany..there are only 5 good men in London ft Kandie Jo
Hey guys! Welcome back to another episode of Faking Adulthood — home of the fake adults! 🎭 I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by our regular co-host Kandie Jo as we dive into our most chaotic chat on love, dating, and post-breakup life yet. We’re talking about: • Breakups & back on...
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I want to be the Queen of Asia. Yes I know i’m Black. Ft Qoy
🎙️ Welcome to another episode of Faking Adulthood – the podcast for fake adults figuring life out one laugh at a time! I’m your host Rita Balogun, and today I’m joined by my hilarious co-host Qoy (no last name – and that’s okay!). In this episode, we dive into a totally random, completely...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Faking Adulthood is a fun, lighthearted podcast where we dive into adulting chaos, admitting we're clueless whilst having a laugh about it. Join me your host Rita Balogun for relatable stories, questionable advice, and an all-around good time. Let's fake this adulthood thing together- because who needs a manual anyway? Ready for some laughs? Join us every Monday for a new episodes & co-hosts.
Follow us on IG: Fakingadulthoodpod
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