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Faking Adulthood — 114 episodes

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If you are always working, when do you laugh?

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Stop calling me your ex. I have no exes. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch

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I nearly applied to be a pastor on indeed.com ft Sammy & Sev

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Kissing at 1pm during the week in the is outrageous & jobless! Ft Seyi Classic

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You're Not a Villain, You're Just Low on Fibre ft Axel Blake

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Deliveroo never delivering my food first feels like a spiritual attack!

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You may not marry your best eater and that’s okay! ft Wendy

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I will never be a grandparent to a plant ft My Mother

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In my spare time I “work” as a lollipop lady Ft Audrey

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It’s not a crime to be addicted to balls! Ft Pinkolate

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Under my rulership I will be a ticket inspector assigned to my enemy ft Jameela Joie

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If men are at the gym at 10am, who is at the office!? Ft Charlie Mase

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My cat died during my favourite artist’s set! Ft Snoochie Shy

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How Come Nobody Loves You!? ft. Julie Adenuga | Black British Anthems, Valentine’s Day Weddings & Friendship Chaos

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You will be celibate in heaven btw ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

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Whenever I think I’m bad, I remember you’re worse! Ft Dénola Grey

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I Can’t Celebrate Valentine’s Day Because My Lover Is Too Wealthy ft Gold Alex

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I don’t talk to animals, they talk to me ft Malachi Kirby

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Seeing my crush once a week is ruining my life ft Kandie Jo

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How can I drive when I don’t have the genetics? Ft Chantè Joseph

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STOP TELLING ME MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING & GIVE ME YOURS Ft Naomi

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Just Use Your Free Will and Change the Date of Your Birthday Ft Deji Vu

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And Then I Discovered Running Was Making Me Shorter?? Ft Yemi Ogunmefun

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I manifest love by eating meals for two ft Rhea Ellen

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Chat GPT lied to me… again! Ft Yasmina aka Chowmina

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After giving birth, nurses just let you take the baby home? Ft Mariam Musa

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Your Baldness makes me trust you ft KG

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I think Married people are selfish ft VP in the cut

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Unrequited Love is worse than an overdraft! Ft Ayoade Bamgboye

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Running during working hours is outrageous ft Erica aka Russian Roulette

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Stop ordering chicken & chips in Posh restaurants and ban vegans ft Bellah

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It’s Too Early for Christmas Jumpers (Don’t Get Me Mad) ft Adjani Salmon

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One thing about me? I will snitch! Ft Joseph Charm

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If you’re hearing this, you missed the rapture!

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I wonder how many people bring up your name in Therapy ft Kojey Radical

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Why don’t bus drivers wave at eachother anymore ft Chikamso

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The Great Lock-In should be scared of me, actually! Ft Elaine Babey

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I think you should use Cecrèd to grow your brows! Ft Stephan Sarpong

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DRIVING LESSONS SHOULD ONLY BE AFTER MIDNIGHT ft Sheila

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Your Broadcast messages are ruining my life ft The Odditty

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Born to be a Prince, forced to be “Poor” ft Shabaz

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I chased that man on foot & you know I don’t chase men ft Camille Bright

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I had an epiphany..there are only 5 good men in London ft Kandie Jo

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I want to be the Queen of Asia. Yes I know i’m Black. Ft Qoy

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I’m triggered by your accent (respectfully) ft Adeola K

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I’ve seen you play padel. You can’t be Gen Z. Ft Harry Pinero

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Under my rulership, bank holidays won’t exist! Ft Ehis Ilozobhie

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The government is trying to control us with roadworks ft Estelle

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She asked to be my bridesmaid but her number wasn’t even saved? Ft Mamadinya

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Why Do the People Who Need Therapy the Most Refuse to Go? Ft Face

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I’m Scared of Being Cloned… But ChatGPT Is My Best Friend ft Indiyah Polack

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Stop treating me like I’m DMX. I’m soft. Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

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I made this show so we could be best friends. It’s working. Ft Julie Adenuga

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Slap your balls on the table & tell me you’re here! Ft Nella Rose

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When times are dark, ask yourself.. Have you lipsed? Ft Kandie Jo

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Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your Husband ft Juice

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When they say my reward is in heaven sometimes it’s not enough ft King Karine

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I learnt how to be a pilot for 15 years. Yes I’m 27. Ft Victor Kunda

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Bring back kissing on the first date, tomorrow is too late! Ft Kez

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Animals bite but luckily…so do I ft Moyo

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People Raise Kids on This Salary? I Spend Mine on My Hair—Sorry. Ft Pinkolate

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If there was a Bible 2.0, Would you be in it? Ft Pretty Vee

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Bring back lying, you don’t owe anyone the truth!

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You think you’re better than me because of your 2 little degrees. You’re not. Ft Deji

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I want to delete the entire duration of the last man I dated ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

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I know I asked you to sing but please don’t do it again ft Henrie

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I will be an author of 5 books this year. No, I haven’t started. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch

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I looked at his hands and discovered he was a petite king!

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I run in the forest to prepare for the end days ft Fred Santana

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Hmm I think I could be an Assassin ft Priscilla Anyabu

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Sharing a bed with guy friends is not normal btw ft Kaz Kamwi

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Why are we scared of Divorce? I’ve been engaged twice ft Ayamé

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I cried because my ‘husband’ left me (I’m not married) ft Hemah K

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I stopped speaking to my plant & now she’s dying! Ft Remi Burgz

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Please stop inviting me to your birthday parties, I will come!

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If a scammer wants to pay my bills, let them! Ft Gena-mour Barret

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Have you considered writing a diss track to your haters? Ft Josh Oyinsan

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We’re not together anymore, stop sending me memes! Ft Oloni

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Do you know you have 30 minutes? Tell me you love me TODAY ft Äyanna

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I don’t believe in humility, at 7 years old I was playing the Cello. Ft Simply Sayo

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Btw, your “soulmate” would want to date you!

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Have you ever thought about threatening God? ft Dami Hope

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A 2 month old baby cannot be your bestie ft Sarel

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Rucksacks should be banned! And btw, the moon landing is fake ft Kandie Jo

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I hate small talk. Tell me about your relationship with your mother ft Shelen

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Posting a picture only on your birthday every year is outrageous! Ft Tonitone

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I became an Actor so I could host dinner parties! Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

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Stop forcing friendships with people you’re in love with! Ft Uche Natori

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Ain’t Sh*t funny! Why are you laughing?? Ft Vee Kativhu

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I’m ready for a relationship & it NEEDS to be with Fuhad ft Not3s

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Am I sad or is my period trying to get rid of me!?

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It should’ve been me in Supacell ft Adelayo Adedayo & Nadine Mills

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Life as a fish must be Crazy! One minute you’re swimming, the next you’re food! Ft Nafessa Williams

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Society is under attack but tell me, is that PT your lover or not? Ft Destini Dolor

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If you’re in trouble, I’m not the friend you call ft Tara Thorpe

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Where did English come from and why can’t we add words?? ft Ms DSF

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How do you go from Platonic friends to I’ve seen you naked!? Ft Me

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I only need a 1.2 million investment and I do payment plans ft B.Simone

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I have a theory that dentists are working for the government ft Adella Afadi

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I’m doing a rap battle instead of a wedding dance ft Mamadinya

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Plant some seeds B**TCH! I’m not your advisor ft me

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Bring back Love letters for crying out loud! ft Kyrah Gray

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I prayed to be short and God answered ft Confz

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Give me some MDMA from the 70’s, I’m trying to feel something! ft Kandie Jo

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How much are Kidneys going for? Nothing in this life is free Ft Charlie Mase

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Old People should have to retake their driving test! ft Maddie Grace Jepson

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Chat GPT said I should seek a professional therapist ft Wunmi Bello

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Google it and tell me the answer immediately ft Blair Clarke

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You haven’t met all the people who will love you yet ft Tinea Taylor

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I am a sexual being not your therapist! Ft Solomon Ian Sangala

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Faking a friendship for a Limo ride is crazy! Ft Kandie Jo

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And now I dream big again ft Raphael Babs

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My Recent Crush is Crushed! Ft Uche Natori

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If I say I'm a mother, I'm a mother ft Kandie Jo