All Episodes

I will never be a grandparent to a plant ft My Mother

In my spare time I “work” as a lollipop lady Ft Audrey

It’s not a crime to be addicted to balls! Ft Pinkolate

Under my rulership I will be a ticket inspector assigned to my enemy ft Jameela Joie

If men are at the gym at 10am, who is at the office!? Ft Charlie Mase

My cat died during my favourite artist’s set! Ft Snoochie Shy

How Come Nobody Loves You!? ft. Julie Adenuga | Black British Anthems, Valentine’s Day Weddings & Friendship Chaos

You will be celibate in heaven btw ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

Whenever I think I’m bad, I remember you’re worse! Ft Dénola Grey

I Can’t Celebrate Valentine’s Day Because My Lover Is Too Wealthy ft Gold Alex

I don’t talk to animals, they talk to me ft Malachi Kirby

Seeing my crush once a week is ruining my life ft Kandie Jo

How can I drive when I don’t have the genetics? Ft Chantè Joseph

STOP TELLING ME MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING & GIVE ME YOURS Ft Naomi

Just Use Your Free Will and Change the Date of Your Birthday Ft Deji Vu

And Then I Discovered Running Was Making Me Shorter?? Ft Yemi Ogunmefun

I manifest love by eating meals for two ft Rhea Ellen

Chat GPT lied to me… again! Ft Yasmina aka Chowmina

After giving birth, nurses just let you take the baby home? Ft Mariam Musa

Your Baldness makes me trust you ft KG

I think Married people are selfish ft VP in the cut

Unrequited Love is worse than an overdraft! Ft Ayoade Bamgboye

Running during working hours is outrageous ft Erica aka Russian Roulette

Stop ordering chicken & chips in Posh restaurants and ban vegans ft Bellah

It’s Too Early for Christmas Jumpers (Don’t Get Me Mad) ft Adjani Salmon

One thing about me? I will snitch! Ft Joseph Charm

If you’re hearing this, you missed the rapture!

I wonder how many people bring up your name in Therapy ft Kojey Radical

Why don’t bus drivers wave at eachother anymore ft Chikamso

The Great Lock-In should be scared of me, actually! Ft Elaine Babey

I think you should use Cecrèd to grow your brows! Ft Stephan Sarpong

DRIVING LESSONS SHOULD ONLY BE AFTER MIDNIGHT ft Sheila

Your Broadcast messages are ruining my life ft The Odditty

Born to be a Prince, forced to be “Poor” ft Shabaz

I chased that man on foot & you know I don’t chase men ft Camille Bright

I had an epiphany..there are only 5 good men in London ft Kandie Jo

I want to be the Queen of Asia. Yes I know i’m Black. Ft Qoy

I’m triggered by your accent (respectfully) ft Adeola K

I’ve seen you play padel. You can’t be Gen Z. Ft Harry Pinero

Under my rulership, bank holidays won’t exist! Ft Ehis Ilozobhie

The government is trying to control us with roadworks ft Estelle

She asked to be my bridesmaid but her number wasn’t even saved? Ft Mamadinya

Why Do the People Who Need Therapy the Most Refuse to Go? Ft Face

I’m Scared of Being Cloned… But ChatGPT Is My Best Friend ft Indiyah Polack

Stop treating me like I’m DMX. I’m soft. Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

I made this show so we could be best friends. It’s working. Ft Julie Adenuga

Slap your balls on the table & tell me you’re here! Ft Nella Rose

When times are dark, ask yourself.. Have you lipsed? Ft Kandie Jo

Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your Husband ft Juice

When they say my reward is in heaven sometimes it’s not enough ft King Karine

I learnt how to be a pilot for 15 years. Yes I’m 27. Ft Victor Kunda

Bring back kissing on the first date, tomorrow is too late! Ft Kez

Animals bite but luckily…so do I ft Moyo

People Raise Kids on This Salary? I Spend Mine on My Hair—Sorry. Ft Pinkolate

If there was a Bible 2.0, Would you be in it? Ft Pretty Vee

Bring back lying, you don’t owe anyone the truth!

You think you’re better than me because of your 2 little degrees. You’re not. Ft Deji

I want to delete the entire duration of the last man I dated ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

I know I asked you to sing but please don’t do it again ft Henrie

I will be an author of 5 books this year. No, I haven’t started. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch

I looked at his hands and discovered he was a petite king!

I run in the forest to prepare for the end days ft Fred Santana

Hmm I think I could be an Assassin ft Priscilla Anyabu

Sharing a bed with guy friends is not normal btw ft Kaz Kamwi

Why are we scared of Divorce? I’ve been engaged twice ft Ayamé

I cried because my ‘husband’ left me (I’m not married) ft Hemah K

I stopped speaking to my plant & now she’s dying! Ft Remi Burgz

Please stop inviting me to your birthday parties, I will come!

If a scammer wants to pay my bills, let them! Ft Gena-mour Barret

Have you considered writing a diss track to your haters? Ft Josh Oyinsan

We’re not together anymore, stop sending me memes! Ft Oloni

Do you know you have 30 minutes? Tell me you love me TODAY ft Äyanna

I don’t believe in humility, at 7 years old I was playing the Cello. Ft Simply Sayo

Btw, your “soulmate” would want to date you!

Have you ever thought about threatening God? ft Dami Hope

A 2 month old baby cannot be your bestie ft Sarel

Rucksacks should be banned! And btw, the moon landing is fake ft Kandie Jo

I hate small talk. Tell me about your relationship with your mother ft Shelen

Posting a picture only on your birthday every year is outrageous! Ft Tonitone

I became an Actor so I could host dinner parties! Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

Stop forcing friendships with people you’re in love with! Ft Uche Natori

Ain’t Sh*t funny! Why are you laughing?? Ft Vee Kativhu

I’m ready for a relationship & it NEEDS to be with Fuhad ft Not3s

Am I sad or is my period trying to get rid of me!?

It should’ve been me in Supacell ft Adelayo Adedayo & Nadine Mills

Life as a fish must be Crazy! One minute you’re swimming, the next you’re food! Ft Nafessa Williams

Society is under attack but tell me, is that PT your lover or not? Ft Destini Dolor

If you’re in trouble, I’m not the friend you call ft Tara Thorpe

Where did English come from and why can’t we add words?? ft Ms DSF

How do you go from Platonic friends to I’ve seen you naked!? Ft Me

I only need a 1.2 million investment and I do payment plans ft B.Simone

I have a theory that dentists are working for the government ft Adella Afadi

I’m doing a rap battle instead of a wedding dance ft Mamadinya

Plant some seeds B**TCH! I’m not your advisor ft me

Bring back Love letters for crying out loud! ft Kyrah Gray

I prayed to be short and God answered ft Confz

Give me some MDMA from the 70’s, I’m trying to feel something! ft Kandie Jo

How much are Kidneys going for? Nothing in this life is free Ft Charlie Mase

Old People should have to retake their driving test! ft Maddie Grace Jepson

Chat GPT said I should seek a professional therapist ft Wunmi Bello

Google it and tell me the answer immediately ft Blair Clarke

You haven’t met all the people who will love you yet ft Tinea Taylor

I am a sexual being not your therapist! Ft Solomon Ian Sangala

Faking a friendship for a Limo ride is crazy! Ft Kandie Jo

And now I dream big again ft Raphael Babs

My Recent Crush is Crushed! Ft Uche Natori

If I say I'm a mother, I'm a mother ft Kandie Jo