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If my enemies sang like you, I would be so happy! Ft Fadz

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I did my research on you, you lie SO much! Ft Korty

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When I die, the faces of my opps will be published on billboards ft MMB

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If you think I’m a villain, you are actually correct ft Buruku Omoba

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I absolutely plan on faking my own funeral ft Madame Joyce

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For crying out loud, I don’t want to see genitalia at 9pm please ft Chinasa

7

If you are always working, when do you laugh? Ft Elijah Femi

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Stop calling me your ex. I have no exes. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch

9

I nearly applied to be a pastor on indeed.com ft Sammy & Sev

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Kissing at 1pm during the week in the is outrageous & jobless! Ft Seyi Classic

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You're Not a Villain, You're Just Low on Fibre ft Axel Blake

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Deliveroo never delivering my food first feels like a spiritual attack!

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You may not marry your best eater and that’s okay! ft Wendy

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I will never be a grandparent to a plant ft My Mother

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In my spare time I “work” as a lollipop lady Ft Audrey

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It’s not a crime to be addicted to balls! Ft Pinkolate

17

Under my rulership I will be a ticket inspector assigned to my enemy ft Jameela Joie

18

If men are at the gym at 10am, who is at the office!? Ft Charlie Mase

19

My cat died during my favourite artist’s set! Ft Snoochie Shy

20

How Come Nobody Loves You!? ft. Julie Adenuga | Black British Anthems, Valentine’s Day Weddings & Friendship Chaos

21

You will be celibate in heaven btw ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

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Whenever I think I’m bad, I remember you’re worse! Ft Dénola Grey

23

I Can’t Celebrate Valentine’s Day Because My Lover Is Too Wealthy ft Gold Alex

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I don’t talk to animals, they talk to me ft Malachi Kirby

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Seeing my crush once a week is ruining my life ft Kandie Jo

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How can I drive when I don’t have the genetics? Ft Chantè Joseph

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STOP TELLING ME MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING & GIVE ME YOURS Ft Naomi

28

Just Use Your Free Will and Change the Date of Your Birthday Ft Deji Vu

29

And Then I Discovered Running Was Making Me Shorter?? Ft Yemi Ogunmefun

30

I manifest love by eating meals for two ft Rhea Ellen

31

Chat GPT lied to me… again! Ft Yasmina aka Chowmina

32

After giving birth, nurses just let you take the baby home? Ft Mariam Musa

33

Your Baldness makes me trust you ft KG

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I think Married people are selfish ft VP in the cut

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Unrequited Love is worse than an overdraft! Ft Ayoade Bamgboye

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Running during working hours is outrageous ft Erica aka Russian Roulette

37

Stop ordering chicken & chips in Posh restaurants and ban vegans ft Bellah

38

It’s Too Early for Christmas Jumpers (Don’t Get Me Mad) ft Adjani Salmon

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One thing about me? I will snitch! Ft Joseph Charm

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If you’re hearing this, you missed the rapture!

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I wonder how many people bring up your name in Therapy ft Kojey Radical

42

Why don’t bus drivers wave at eachother anymore ft Chikamso

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The Great Lock-In should be scared of me, actually! Ft Elaine Babey

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I think you should use Cecrèd to grow your brows! Ft Stephan Sarpong

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DRIVING LESSONS SHOULD ONLY BE AFTER MIDNIGHT ft Sheila

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Your Broadcast messages are ruining my life ft The Odditty

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Born to be a Prince, forced to be “Poor” ft Shabaz

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I chased that man on foot & you know I don’t chase men ft Camille Bright

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I had an epiphany..there are only 5 good men in London ft Kandie Jo

50

I want to be the Queen of Asia. Yes I know i’m Black. Ft Qoy

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I’m triggered by your accent (respectfully) ft Adeola K

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I’ve seen you play padel. You can’t be Gen Z. Ft Harry Pinero

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Under my rulership, bank holidays won’t exist! Ft Ehis Ilozobhie

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The government is trying to control us with roadworks ft Estelle

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She asked to be my bridesmaid but her number wasn’t even saved? Ft Mamadinya

56

Why Do the People Who Need Therapy the Most Refuse to Go? Ft Face

57

I’m Scared of Being Cloned… But ChatGPT Is My Best Friend ft Indiyah Polack

58

Stop treating me like I’m DMX. I’m soft. Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

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I made this show so we could be best friends. It’s working. Ft Julie Adenuga

60

Slap your balls on the table & tell me you’re here! Ft Nella Rose

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When times are dark, ask yourself.. Have you lipsed? Ft Kandie Jo

62

Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your Husband ft Juice

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When they say my reward is in heaven sometimes it’s not enough ft King Karine

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I learnt how to be a pilot for 15 years. Yes I’m 27. Ft Victor Kunda

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Bring back kissing on the first date, tomorrow is too late! Ft Kez

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Animals bite but luckily…so do I ft Moyo

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People Raise Kids on This Salary? I Spend Mine on My Hair—Sorry. Ft Pinkolate

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If there was a Bible 2.0, Would you be in it? Ft Pretty Vee

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Bring back lying, you don’t owe anyone the truth!

70

You think you’re better than me because of your 2 little degrees. You’re not. Ft Deji

71

I want to delete the entire duration of the last man I dated ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

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I know I asked you to sing but please don’t do it again ft Henrie

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I will be an author of 5 books this year. No, I haven’t started. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch

74

I looked at his hands and discovered he was a petite king!

75

I run in the forest to prepare for the end days ft Fred Santana

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Hmm I think I could be an Assassin ft Priscilla Anyabu

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Sharing a bed with guy friends is not normal btw ft Kaz Kamwi

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Why are we scared of Divorce? I’ve been engaged twice ft Ayamé

79

I cried because my ‘husband’ left me (I’m not married) ft Hemah K

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I stopped speaking to my plant & now she’s dying! Ft Remi Burgz

81

Please stop inviting me to your birthday parties, I will come!

82

If a scammer wants to pay my bills, let them! Ft Gena-mour Barret

83

Have you considered writing a diss track to your haters? Ft Josh Oyinsan

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We’re not together anymore, stop sending me memes! Ft Oloni

85

Do you know you have 30 minutes? Tell me you love me TODAY ft Äyanna

86

I don’t believe in humility, at 7 years old I was playing the Cello. Ft Simply Sayo

87

Btw, your “soulmate” would want to date you!

88

Have you ever thought about threatening God? ft Dami Hope

89

A 2 month old baby cannot be your bestie ft Sarel

90

Rucksacks should be banned! And btw, the moon landing is fake ft Kandie Jo

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I hate small talk. Tell me about your relationship with your mother ft Shelen

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Posting a picture only on your birthday every year is outrageous! Ft Tonitone

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I became an Actor so I could host dinner parties! Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

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Stop forcing friendships with people you’re in love with! Ft Uche Natori

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Ain’t Sh*t funny! Why are you laughing?? Ft Vee Kativhu

96

I’m ready for a relationship & it NEEDS to be with Fuhad ft Not3s

97

Am I sad or is my period trying to get rid of me!?

98

It should’ve been me in Supacell ft Adelayo Adedayo & Nadine Mills

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Life as a fish must be Crazy! One minute you’re swimming, the next you’re food! Ft Nafessa Williams

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Society is under attack but tell me, is that PT your lover or not? Ft Destini Dolor