All Episodes
Five-a-side — 108 episodes
Barcelona Won La Liga… Madrid Chose Violence 😭
Who Knows Ball? Relegation Scrap Survival Mode 🥶⚽
Forgive Nessy: Arsenal Survive, City Stalk & Bruno vs Rice Gets Spicy
El Plástico & Title Races: Ass Cheeks at Stamford Bridge 😭
20 Years Later: Arsenal Are Back on Europe’s Biggest Stage
Blue Is the Warmest Colour: Chelsea’s Cold Reality, Doku’s Fire & Arsenal’s Destiny Call
Mainoo Event: United Slap Liverpool, Carrick Gets the Keys & Saka's Back to Break Hearts
Pressure is Privilege: EPL Weekend Preview
Nine-Goal Madness & Tactical Therapy: From Bayern-P$G Chaos to Arsenal’s Chess Match
Saka’s Back, Foden’s Missing & Chelsea score
Chelsea Crisis & Arsenal Angst: Blues Numb, Gunners Crumbling?
Bayern Brawl & Arsenal Snoozefest: High Lines, Red Cards, and Vibes FC
Red Card Redemption & Bruno Breakdown: United’s “Comeback” That Wasn’t
Oil Money & Bottled Tears: City Cook, Arsenal Crack & Chelsea Collapse
Enzo’s Madrid Dreams & Arsenal’s Youth Dilemma
PSG- So You Thought Liverpool Had a Chance? 😭🔥
Saints and Sinners, Arsenal Gets Baptised, Chelsea Feast and Haaland Haunts Liverpool
Keppain It Real… Or Not? 🤦♂️ | Carabao Chaos & Chelsea’s Blue(s)
EPL Lashing : When Europe Said ‘Sit Down’ to the Prem
Slot Machine: Broken, City Fading, and Chelsea on Life Support
“He Can’t Even Save a Microsoft Word File” 😂 | Keeper Chaos & UCL Reactions
Aura First 11: Madrid Cabals, Xabi Alonso’s Aura Crash & Football’s Coldest XI
Haram Ball & Hot Takes: Chelsea Cooking, Arsenal Bus Parking
Arsenal keep up title charge through the Corners!
From UCL Drama to Derby Tension: Bottle Bets & Emirates Pressure
Tottenham On The Menu Again 🍽️ | EPL Weekend Review
North London Derby? More like Nerve London Derby —EPL Weekend Preview
OG Bottlers & Hopium Dealers: Arsenal’s 5-Aside Meltdown
Four Points Clear… Or Four Points From Collapse?
Six Points, Thirteen Games- Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
Pep in His Step Gone?. Red Gang, Please |Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
Nothing Worse Than a Failed Hate Watch| Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
Weekend Epl Preview, Set-Piece Debates & Pep’s Kryptonite 😭
TOP 8, NO STRESS 😎...Till you draw PSG
Carrick on the Wheels & Set-Piece FC Tears 😭
TOP OF THE TABLE… STILL NERVOUS?- Arsenal vs Manchester United preview
Arsenal flexed, Pep stressed, Chelsea depressed 😭⚽
AFCON Final Fiasco: “Ojoro” & Arsenal will pay
Bronze Medals & Broken Hearts-AFCON Preview
Man-Age Problems & Manchester Dreams
Football Was Invented by the Devil- Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
AFCON Tears & Boardroom Fools
Soaring Eagles, Falling Devils
Nigeria vs Algeria, Chelsea Hired a Youth Pastor & United Texted Their Ex
AFCON or After-School Tournament? - United Tears, Nigerian Joy & a Whole Lot of Ranting
No Panic, Just Sackings: Arsenal Calm, United Stuck
Dirty December, Fake Tables & Haaland in Handcuffs
Chelsea & Maresca New Year Shocker: Same Chaos, New Calendar
Dirty December Blues, Tears & Awards: Chelsea oblee, Emery Cracks & Eagles Fly
Make Up With Your Girlfriend & Start Scoring 😭 | City Don’t Wait, Arsenal Stress & AFCON Vibes
AFCON Said ‘Hold That’ 😭 | Africa Levels Up (Five Aside × SoccerTakesWithAK)
Arsenal Are Boring, City Are Scary & AFCON is here
EVERYONE’S AT AFCON!! | EPL WEEKEND PREVIEW- Five Aside x SoccerTakeswithAK
Two Squads, One Country 😭 | Best of the Rest & AFCON Talk- Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK
Arsenal on the Edge, City in Cruise Control 🍿 | FPL Pain & Title Race Talk
UCL Review And The Salah Debate
Manchester United Special: Amorim’s System Under Fire & What Must Change Now
Arsenal’s Trauma… and Salah’s Crashout
Premier League Chaos Loading - Preview and Predictions!
Another Amorim stumble & Culture Shocks: A Chaotic Week of Football
Maresca Fool me twice | EPL Review
Pep’s Children Fighting Again 😭⚔️ | Chelsea vs Arsenal Breakdown ft. SoccerTakesWithAK
Reece James Cooked, Arsenal Shook 😅 | Plus City, Liverpool & United Review
Chelsea Cooked, Arsenal Cleaned the Plate 🍽️🔥 — UCL Thanksgiving Episode
(Arsenal Special) Smitten & EZE-Struck 💘🎩 | Arsenal Had Me in Butterflies!
EZE Does It! 🎩 Arsenal Run Spurs Out of North London
World Cup Dreams: Tears, Jazz, and Bicycle Kicks – An International break to remember
DOCTOR CONGO DIAGNOSES NIGERIA 🩺💔 | Super Eagles Eliminated
AUBA OUT. OSIMHEN IN. 🇳🇬🔥 | Super Eagles to the Final + Tuchel vs England’s Golden Trio
DOKU GOES SUPER SAIYAN ⚡ | City 3-0 Liverpool & Arsenal Get Arsenaled
Young, Tired & Blue 💙 | Chelsea’s Club World Cup Hangover & Arsenal’s Iron Wall
Haaland & Order: Midfield Masters and Casemiro
He built it....But can he win with it?
Amorim’s Title Charge Kicks Off 💥
From Stamford Bridge to Santiago Bernabéu: Europe’s Big Dogs and Arsenal are Barking Again
Amorim’s In, Slot’s Out (of Form)
Managerial Gaslighting, Neymar’s Comeback & Der Klassiker Chaos ⚽
Osimhen shuts up the timeline
All We Want Is Caicedo (and a Little More Amorim)
From Haircuts to Heroics: Arsenal's highs and Liverpool's Lows
Comebacks, Clashes & Champions League Chaos
Football Follies: When VAR steals the show
Philosophy FC vs Pragmatism United
Matchday One: Glass Half Full, Brain Half Empty
Here we go!!
Pre-season delusion check
Fergie time: The Real Remontada
Reverse Remontada
Kai Havertz scores again
Cornered by Arsenal, Hope for United, and Mbappé’s Madrid Maze
Mbappé’s Madrid Misery & Guardiola’s Bald-ing Problems
Football's Rollercoaster: City and Arsenal's Downturns, United's New Hope
Pressure Points: Arsenal, El Clásico, and Ten Hag’s Exit
Too Many Matches, Not Enough Magic: The Beauty vs. Beast of Football
Part 2: Arsenal’s Fight, United’s Plight: Tactics Gone Right... and Wrong
Part 1: Arsenal’s Fight, United’s Plight: Tactics Gone Right... and Wrong
New UCL and life without Odegaard
Nostalgia and Flair
Suarez's teeth vs Haaland
How good is Osimhen?
Kai Havertz is the best on earth
Kickoff to the New Season
Episode 6: Let's go Spurs!!
Episode 5: Baby Maino
Episode 4: The North London derby
Episode 3: Title Run in and Saka is the best
Episode 2: Ten Haag vs The players
Episode 1: UCL nights, sad Arsenal, poor Haaland