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All Episodes

Five-a-side — 108 episodes

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1

Barcelona Won La Liga… Madrid Chose Violence 😭

2

Who Knows Ball? Relegation Scrap Survival Mode 🥶⚽

3

Forgive Nessy: Arsenal Survive, City Stalk & Bruno vs Rice Gets Spicy

4

El Plástico & Title Races: Ass Cheeks at Stamford Bridge 😭

5

20 Years Later: Arsenal Are Back on Europe’s Biggest Stage

6

Blue Is the Warmest Colour: Chelsea’s Cold Reality, Doku’s Fire & Arsenal’s Destiny Call

7

Mainoo Event: United Slap Liverpool, Carrick Gets the Keys & Saka's Back to Break Hearts

8

Pressure is Privilege: EPL Weekend Preview

9

Nine-Goal Madness & Tactical Therapy: From Bayern-P$G Chaos to Arsenal’s Chess Match

10

Saka’s Back, Foden’s Missing & Chelsea score

11

Chelsea Crisis & Arsenal Angst: Blues Numb, Gunners Crumbling?

12

Bayern Brawl & Arsenal Snoozefest: High Lines, Red Cards, and Vibes FC

13

Red Card Redemption & Bruno Breakdown: United’s “Comeback” That Wasn’t

14

Oil Money & Bottled Tears: City Cook, Arsenal Crack & Chelsea Collapse

15

Enzo’s Madrid Dreams & Arsenal’s Youth Dilemma

16

PSG- So You Thought Liverpool Had a Chance? 😭🔥

17

Saints and Sinners, Arsenal Gets Baptised, Chelsea Feast and Haaland Haunts Liverpool

18

Keppain It Real… Or Not? 🤦‍♂️ | Carabao Chaos & Chelsea’s Blue(s)

19

EPL Lashing : When Europe Said ‘Sit Down’ to the Prem

20

Slot Machine: Broken, City Fading, and Chelsea on Life Support

21

“He Can’t Even Save a Microsoft Word File” 😂 | Keeper Chaos & UCL Reactions

22

Aura First 11: Madrid Cabals, Xabi Alonso’s Aura Crash & Football’s Coldest XI

23

Haram Ball & Hot Takes: Chelsea Cooking, Arsenal Bus Parking

24

Arsenal keep up title charge through the Corners!

25

From UCL Drama to Derby Tension: Bottle Bets & Emirates Pressure

26

Tottenham On The Menu Again 🍽️ | EPL Weekend Review

27

North London Derby? More like Nerve London Derby —EPL Weekend Preview

28

OG Bottlers & Hopium Dealers: Arsenal’s 5-Aside Meltdown

29

Four Points Clear… Or Four Points From Collapse?

30

Six Points, Thirteen Games- Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK

31

Pep in His Step Gone?. Red Gang, Please |Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK

32

Nothing Worse Than a Failed Hate Watch| Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK

33

Weekend Epl Preview, Set-Piece Debates & Pep’s Kryptonite 😭

34

TOP 8, NO STRESS 😎...Till you draw PSG

35

Carrick on the Wheels & Set-Piece FC Tears 😭

36

TOP OF THE TABLE… STILL NERVOUS?- Arsenal vs Manchester United preview

37

Arsenal flexed, Pep stressed, Chelsea depressed 😭⚽

38

AFCON Final Fiasco: “Ojoro” & Arsenal will pay

39

Bronze Medals & Broken Hearts-AFCON Preview

40

Man-Age Problems & Manchester Dreams

41

Football Was Invented by the Devil- Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK

42

AFCON Tears & Boardroom Fools

43

Soaring Eagles, Falling Devils

44

Nigeria vs Algeria, Chelsea Hired a Youth Pastor & United Texted Their Ex

45

AFCON or After-School Tournament? - United Tears, Nigerian Joy & a Whole Lot of Ranting

46

No Panic, Just Sackings: Arsenal Calm, United Stuck

47

Dirty December, Fake Tables & Haaland in Handcuffs

48

Chelsea & Maresca New Year Shocker: Same Chaos, New Calendar

49

Dirty December Blues, Tears & Awards: Chelsea oblee, Emery Cracks & Eagles Fly

50

Make Up With Your Girlfriend & Start Scoring 😭 | City Don’t Wait, Arsenal Stress & AFCON Vibes

51

AFCON Said ‘Hold That’ 😭 | Africa Levels Up (Five Aside × SoccerTakesWithAK)

52

Arsenal Are Boring, City Are Scary & AFCON is here

53

EVERYONE’S AT AFCON!! | EPL WEEKEND PREVIEW- Five Aside x SoccerTakeswithAK

54

Two Squads, One Country 😭 | Best of the Rest & AFCON Talk- Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK

55

Arsenal on the Edge, City in Cruise Control 🍿 | FPL Pain & Title Race Talk

56

UCL Review And The Salah Debate

57

Manchester United Special: Amorim’s System Under Fire & What Must Change Now

58

Arsenal’s Trauma… and Salah’s Crashout

59

Premier League Chaos Loading - Preview and Predictions!

60

Another Amorim stumble & Culture Shocks: A Chaotic Week of Football

61

Maresca Fool me twice | EPL Review

62

Pep’s Children Fighting Again 😭⚔️ | Chelsea vs Arsenal Breakdown ft. SoccerTakesWithAK

63

Reece James Cooked, Arsenal Shook 😅 | Plus City, Liverpool & United Review

64

Chelsea Cooked, Arsenal Cleaned the Plate 🍽️🔥 — UCL Thanksgiving Episode

65

(Arsenal Special) Smitten & EZE-Struck 💘🎩 | Arsenal Had Me in Butterflies!

66

EZE Does It! 🎩 Arsenal Run Spurs Out of North London

67

World Cup Dreams: Tears, Jazz, and Bicycle Kicks – An International break to remember

68

DOCTOR CONGO DIAGNOSES NIGERIA 🩺💔 | Super Eagles Eliminated

69

AUBA OUT. OSIMHEN IN. 🇳🇬🔥 | Super Eagles to the Final + Tuchel vs England’s Golden Trio

70

DOKU GOES SUPER SAIYAN ⚡ | City 3-0 Liverpool & Arsenal Get Arsenaled

71

Young, Tired & Blue 💙 | Chelsea’s Club World Cup Hangover & Arsenal’s Iron Wall

72

Haaland & Order: Midfield Masters and Casemiro

73

He built it....But can he win with it?

74

Amorim’s Title Charge Kicks Off 💥

75

From Stamford Bridge to Santiago Bernabéu: Europe’s Big Dogs and Arsenal are Barking Again

76

Amorim’s In, Slot’s Out (of Form)

77

Managerial Gaslighting, Neymar’s Comeback & Der Klassiker Chaos ⚽

78

Osimhen shuts up the timeline

79

All We Want Is Caicedo (and a Little More Amorim)

80

From Haircuts to Heroics: Arsenal's highs and Liverpool's Lows

81

Comebacks, Clashes & Champions League Chaos

82

Football Follies: When VAR steals the show

83

Philosophy FC vs Pragmatism United

84

Matchday One: Glass Half Full, Brain Half Empty

85

Here we go!!

86

Pre-season delusion check

87

Fergie time: The Real Remontada

88

Reverse Remontada

89

Kai Havertz scores again

90

Cornered by Arsenal, Hope for United, and Mbappé’s Madrid Maze

91

Mbappé’s Madrid Misery & Guardiola’s Bald-ing Problems

92

Football's Rollercoaster: City and Arsenal's Downturns, United's New Hope

93

Pressure Points: Arsenal, El Clásico, and Ten Hag’s Exit

94

Too Many Matches, Not Enough Magic: The Beauty vs. Beast of Football

95

Part 2: Arsenal’s Fight, United’s Plight: Tactics Gone Right... and Wrong

96

Part 1: Arsenal’s Fight, United’s Plight: Tactics Gone Right... and Wrong

97

New UCL and life without Odegaard

98

Nostalgia and Flair

99

Suarez's teeth vs Haaland

100

How good is Osimhen?

101

Kai Havertz is the best on earth

102

Kickoff to the New Season

103

Episode 6: Let's go Spurs!!

104

Episode 5: Baby Maino

105

Episode 4: The North London derby

106

Episode 3: Title Run in and Saka is the best

107

Episode 2: Ten Haag vs The players

108

Episode 1: UCL nights, sad Arsenal, poor Haaland