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Five Takes On The Five Stripes
by Glenn Peison
An Atlanta United FanTV Podcast
Episodes
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The one where Messi scored a brace and this club is a disgrace
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about how Messi embarrassed this club at home. 🥴 The Messi Chants 🛑 Don't blame the supporters 🤷♂️ Even Parky is at his wits ends 🫵 Your takes/songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a…
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The one where we might have some hope if we just keep playing a bunch of dopes
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer and Amy talk about how we've managed to win 6 games on the road and sweep Canada. 🥴 These are not the moments we live for 🏀 Living The Dream 🤝Jay + Galoppo + Alexey 💀 Day of the Dead 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five...
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The one where we still can't gel and we're all just waiting for the NWSL
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy talk about how this club has made ZERO progress again, and where we go from here. 🥴 Should Tata stay or go? 😕 Is a Season and a half enough time to build culture? ❤️ Somos Atlanta and Macaroni Tony 🤣 Come for the perks not for the team 🩻Thank you...
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The one where the new crest is pretty and we turned out the city
On this special episode Amy and Jennifer chat about Atlanta's new NWSL team Atlanta City and the amazing but also problematic brand launch party. 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern...
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The one where we got another draw but at least it's the start of Fall
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Amy & talk about our best in years! 😕 Inconsistent officiating 🥴 What is depth and do we have it? 🤔 Breel does more than ELL, still gotta score 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG...
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The one where the team looked complete and we kept a clean sheet
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Amy & talk about our best in years! 😕 Breel seems different, but ya still gotta score ⚾️ Braves win the Division! 🤔 Is this finally Tata ball? 🧠 A better kind of win 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the…
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The one where we drew with DC but that's something we always see
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about a shock 5th draw with DC United 🙄 😕 Breel seems different, but ya still gotta score 🤷♂️ Is it internal or external pressure with Miggy? 🎼 Pure Moods 🕹️ Ocarina of Time 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic...
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The one where the game had a delay but Breel still threw down the A
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about streaking. 💪Scored and went 90 🤷♂️ Why are we Miami's bogey team? 🤫 Alexey the quiet stat builder 🐉 Con & watch party 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG...
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The one where we were getting in the mix, then we didn't start a 6.
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about streaking. 🤯 Why didn't we start Gil? 🤷♂️ Caught between to approaches 🥴 Kids everywhere except goal 🐉 Con! 📚 Book drive in memory of the ultimate DP 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com…
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The one where we looked for real, even before we started Breel.
On this episode, Glenn, Cat & Jennifer & talk about streaking. 🤯 First time in 5 years... 🥅 Goals from everyone 🇳🇴 Haaland cut his hair 🐉 Dragon Con watch party is coming 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG...
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The one where there wasn't an orange ball, but that didn't matter at all
On this episode, Glenn, Amy & Jennifer & talk about.....another win! 😃3's a streak...it has happened before 🤞Muyumbinz 👦 El Nino 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404)…
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The one where is that hope we're starting to feel? Even before we sign Breel?
On this episode, Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about.....a win. No really, we won a game! 😃Miggy is producing 🤞Embolo should be a good signing 🤔 The case for and against Hoyos 📺 Ted Lasso is back! 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the...
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Playbook #24 - A Two Goal Comeback, Transfer Rumors, And A Wild 24 Hours - Breaking It All Down With 5Takes
Glenn and Amy make an appearance on the FanTV Playbook show hosted by NIck! Playbook #24 - A Two Goal Comeback, Transfer Rumors, And A Wild 24 Hours - Breaking It All Down With 5Takes In Episode #24 of the Five Stripe Playbook, Nick collaborates with Glenn and Amy from the 5Takes Podcast to cover...
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World Cup Top 5
On this 5 Aside episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about our top 5 things from this magical World Cup. 🏴Tarten Army 🎉Watch Parties 🇳🇴Ro 🇧🇷 Carlo's post game Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/bChNDFeNa Follow us on social media 📺YouTube...
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The one where we played different and it made no difference
On this episode, after over a moth away from league play Glenn, & Amy talk about what we typically talk about, an Atlanta United loss 💩Food recalls 😃Be happy anyhow 🌎World Cup coming to a close 🫵 Your takes and songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five...
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The one where why not us, was a total bust
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy discuss the USMNT's disastrous crash out of the World Cup. Warning, there will be adult language. 🤪 🥺What went wrong? ⁉️ Who or what is to blame? 🤔 Where does US soccer stand and where does it go? 🟠 Embrace Unity. 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic...
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Five Takes Femenil- DecaturFC vs Nashville Rhythm
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil, Amy and Glenn talk about a great 1-0 win for Decatur FC against a very good Nashville Rhythm side. 🧤 Nikki standing on her head 😤 Another very physical match 👍 New challenges Next match is June 23rd vs Chattanooga FC 7:00 Kick. Get your tickets for season…
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Five Takes Femenil- Decatur FC vs UFA Gunners
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil, Cat, Amy and Glenn talk about a rare non win for Decatur FC. They played to a hard fought 2-2 draw with UFA Gunners. 💪 Jazmin Ferguson holding everything down 🤔 The midfield connections weren't quite there 😤 A more physical battle 💫 A pair of Goalazos…
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The one where we played the Crew and the best we could is lose by two
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a 2-0 loss to columbus. 🧸 Toy Story 5 🤯 17% of the ball and conceded on a counter 😡👑 Could it & should it happen? 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🎟️ Get your tickets for Decatur FC https://decaturfc.com/www.DecaturFC.com 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill…
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The one where we were chasing a cup, but then we forgot to show up
On this episode Glenn, & Amy talk about one of, if not the most, embarrassing loss in in club history. 👽 Star Wars is back 🤬 You can lose, but not like that 🤞 Bring on the summer transfer window 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🎟️ Get your tickets for Decatur FC https://decaturfc.com/www.DecaturFC.com...
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Five Takes Femenil: General Manager Joel Gould from Decatur FC
🙋♀️Five Takes Femenil is back! On this episode Jennifer, Cat, Amy & Glenn talk about the start of Decatur FC's 3rd season. Amy and Glenn talk with Joel Gould, the general manager of Decatur FC about how the growth of the club, and the big things planned for season 3! 👨💼 An conversation with...
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The one where Orlando though it was their day, until Jay had something to say.
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a 1-1 draw with Orlando. 🏆 Building momentum towards the Open Cup 👦 Is jay rejuvenating this team? 🙄 We need a striker 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🎟️ Get your tickets for Decatur FC https://decaturfc.com/www.DecaturFC.com 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill...
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Five Takes Femenil: Steel Magnolias SG
🙋♀️Five Takes Femenil is back! 🎉And what a time to be back, with growth of the women's game accelerating, 🙌 Atlanta's NWSL team set to begin play in 2028 🖤💛Decatur FC about to start their 3rd season! On this episode Jennifer and Glenn talk with Shannon Celeste, All Stripes member and…
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The one where 4 wins was on deck, then there was Gabriel Peck
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a weird loss at home 🪦Goodbye to a pair of legends 🤷♂️ Is VAR ruining the experience? 😈 Can we do the double over the purple team? 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod…
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The one where we thought two wins was a mirage then we had a Sabatage
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win??? On the road???? 🧙♂️Neither can live while the other survives still applies 📺 Ted Lasso! 🎵 Hercules 🇺🇸 US Open Cup 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻 Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a…
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The one where we were feeling some anger, then Alexey hit a banger
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win??? On the road???? 🧙♂️Neither can live while the other survives 🤣Wins feel weird 🎵 Learning to fly 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your...
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The one where we took the lead, but we always concede
On this episode Glenn, & Amy talk about.....you'll never guess it....a loss! 🙄 🎂Birthdays 🎭Romeo & Juliet 🎵 It's a mad world 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit! ☎️(404) 321-0082...
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The one where we brought in TI but were still not easy on the eye
On this episode Glenn, Cat Jennifer & Amy talk about the stuff of nightmares. 🍾Arsenal 🤷♂️Tata is surprised. Are we? 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com Mention the Five Takes pod for a BIG discount on your first visit!...
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The one where we went to Tennessee and scored with Toagshi
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win! Fancy that?! 🤼Wrestlemania! 🤷♂️More desire 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes and Songs 🙌 Decatur FC is ramping up! 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice…
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The one where we continue to falter, this against Gregg Berhalter
On this episode Glenn, Cat & Amy talk about a loss to Greggggg and the Chicago Fire. 🌔To the moon! 🤷♂️At least we have the Braves & Hawks 🙄Same quotes, different year 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes 🩻Thank you Mason Mill Chiropractic www.masonmillchiro.com ☎️(404) 321-0082 💕Modern…
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The one where Tata saw red and the team looked dead
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy have a lot of fun despite the team not being any fun to watch. 😫 Building culture vs managing assets 👺 Darth Maul is back! 🍗 Tailgate was lit 🎵 Song of the match day 🫵 Your takes ⚽️ Decatur FC! 💕Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities.…
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5 Aside Ep.19 USMNTvsBelgium
On this 5 Aside episode Glenn & Amy talk about the 5-2 defeat the USMNT suffered against Belgium and the surprising amount of positive things we are taking away from it. 🎉Atmosphere was great 🤞Frist half looked really good 💸The pay to play system in the US and it's negative effects 🍑USA...
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The one where we played a mid-block we just couldn't unlock
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a 0-0 draw. 🇺🇸 USMNT back in the A 🌸 Steel Magnolias 🤷♂️ Still no identity 🙏 Thank you to our new listeners! 🚨NEW SPONSOR ALERT Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All Relationships. All people. Offers for...
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The one where Latte did the most and Hoyos was saved by the post
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about a win! 🛸 Firefly is back! ⚽️ Steel Magnolias supporters group 🙌 Tata's picks are hitting, minus Hoyos 🏆 Shout out female cinematographers 🚨NEW SPONSOR ALERT Modern Path - a therapy practice serving All Identities. All genders. All...
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The one where we seemed eager but got beat by a teenager
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer & Amy talk about the worst start in club history that comes off the back of the worst season in club history. Good times! 🫂 Another new sponsor! 🩻 New community days at Mason Mill! ⚽️ Hey at least we scored ❤️ Create a positive environment in the stands…
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The one where we went to San Jose and played the same old way
On this episode Glenn, Cat, and Amy discuss the match in San Jose, and how it's the same old thing. 🏒NHL back in ATL? 🤷♂️New midfielder...so what? 🎵Match day theme song 🫵Fan Takes 🖐Our Takes Enter the FanTV/Five Takes MLS 2026 Table Prediction Contest…
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The one where Tata is making the calls but it still feels like Deila ball
We're back! Season 7 of the show!!! On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy discuss the match in Cincy, and really how not much has changed. 🥇Gen Y killing at the Olympics 🫤Not much has changed....yet 🤞Still more players coming in ❓Who’s the creator? 🎵Match day theme song 🚨NEW SPONSOR...
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5Aside-2-15-26 Episode 18
Welcome in and welcome back to this week's 5Aside! The show where we discuss 5 things aside from the most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer and Amy pick their top 5 kits for the start of the 2026 season and we also take a look at our roster as it currently stands before...
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 3
Part 3 of Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7ktZSegZY Follow us on social media 📺YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@atlutdfantv (The…
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 2
Part 2 of Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 3 will drop Tuesday 12/16 Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord 👇 https://discord.gg/7ktZSegZY Follow us on social media 📺YouTube...
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 1
On this episode Glenn, Cat, Jennifer, Amy & Nick from ATLUTD FanTV dive into the history of every single player who has ever been at the club. We review their time here and where they are at now. Part 2 will drop later this week. Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book...
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The one where we're gonna have to wait and see was we go back to Nostlagia FC
On this episode Glenn, Cat and Amy talk about the return of Tata Martino and getting the rest of the band back together 😆 🦸🏼♂️Tata is back 😡Could it happen? 🤷♂️Could it also happen? 🔄Is this moving backward or forward? Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book…
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The one where we didn't lose, but we still had to say goodbye to Guz :(
On this episode CAT IS BACK!!! She joins Glenn, Amy, & Jennifer as we wrap up the most disappointing and perplexing season in club history. ⚾️Shohei is an Alien 👨🦲Thank you Guz 🤪Show Title Review ✌️Deila out. Who's next? 🎙️New Decatur FC pod! Check it out here...
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The one where Miami scored 4 and who knows what the future has in store
On this episode Glenn, Amy, & Jennifer talk about the 4-0 loss to Miami and the battle for the wooden spoon. 🖐️Our takes (even though we didn't have any) 🥄Does the spoon hurt more? 🩼Stian hurt again 🏳️🌈Pride 🫠Nostalgia Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book…
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The one where we played LA & Son and at least they only scored one!
On this episode Glenn, Amy, & Jennifer talk about the 1-0 loss to a very good LAFC and what our expectations for next season are. 🖐️Our takes 🧞♂️What are we really wishing for 🏆Congrats to Nashville Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today!…
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The one where we played the Revolution & still have no solutions
On this episode Glenn & Amy talk about what we've been talking about this whole season. 🙄 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🔂Same comments different match 🔟 Miggy the playmaker? Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Check out all the fun events...
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The one where we held a good team to a draw, but are any of us really in awe?
On this episode Glenn Jennifer and Amy talk about not losing to one of the best teams this year. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 👦Keep the kids 🤯Regime and player proof Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Check out all the fun events they've got...
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The one where Columbus Scored 5, yet Ronny's job is still alive
On this episode Glenn is back.....with some big news. Amy and Nick from Fan TV join. 🖐️Our takes 🫵Your takes 🤔Ronny in or Ronny out? 🤷♂️Chucky in or Chucky out? 🏡 Here for your home buying/selling needs Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment...
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Where we checked out...and the team checked in?
It turns out if you don’t watch, sometimes we win? 🖐️Our takes 👊Your takes 🥄Wooden Spoon? Not so soon! 🧑🏾🦲New Mr. Clean Sheet? Thank you as always to www.MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment today! Check out all the fun events they've got coming up! Join the…
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Where the tailgate was lit...but that was about it.
On this episode Jennifer & Amy try to figure out how to say something…about not much of anything. ✋Our takes 👊Your takes 📣U-N-I-F-I-E-D Unified is the Team for me! 🐉Dragon Con Coming Soon - will you be there? Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Call 404-321-0082 to book your appointment...
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