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Five Takes On The Five Stripes — 262 episodes · page 1 of 3
The one where Messi scored a brace and this club is a disgrace
The one where we might have some hope if we just keep playing a bunch of dopes
The one where we still can't gel and we're all just waiting for the NWSL
The one where the new crest is pretty and we turned out the city
The one where we got another draw but at least it's the start of Fall
The one where the team looked complete and we kept a clean sheet
The one where we drew with DC but that's something we always see
The one where the game had a delay but Breel still threw down the A
The one where we were getting in the mix, then we didn't start a 6.
The one where we looked for real, even before we started Breel.
The one where there wasn't an orange ball, but that didn't matter at all
The one where is that hope we're starting to feel? Even before we sign Breel?
Playbook #24 - A Two Goal Comeback, Transfer Rumors, And A Wild 24 Hours - Breaking It All Down With 5Takes
World Cup Top 5
The one where we played different and it made no difference
The one where why not us, was a total bust
Five Takes Femenil- DecaturFC vs Nashville Rhythm
Five Takes Femenil- Decatur FC vs UFA Gunners
The one where we played the Crew and the best we could is lose by two
The one where we were chasing a cup, but then we forgot to show up
Five Takes Femenil: General Manager Joel Gould from Decatur FC
The one where Orlando though it was their day, until Jay had something to say.
Five Takes Femenil: Steel Magnolias SG
The one where 4 wins was on deck, then there was Gabriel Peck
The one where we thought two wins was a mirage then we had a Sabatage
The one where we were feeling some anger, then Alexey hit a banger
The one where we took the lead, but we always concede
The one where we brought in TI but were still not easy on the eye
The one where we went to Tennessee and scored with Toagshi
The one where we continue to falter, this against Gregg Berhalter
The one where Tata saw red and the team looked dead
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The one where we played a mid-block we just couldn't unlock
The one where Latte did the most and Hoyos was saved by the post
The one where we seemed eager but got beat by a teenager
The one where we went to San Jose and played the same old way
The one where Tata is making the calls but it still feels like Deila ball
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Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 3
Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 2
Where Have All The Five Stripes Gone 2025 Part 1
The one where we're gonna have to wait and see was we go back to Nostlagia FC
The one where we didn't lose, but we still had to say goodbye to Guz :(
The one where Miami scored 4 and who knows what the future has in store
The one where we played LA & Son and at least they only scored one!
The one where we played the Revolution & still have no solutions
The one where we held a good team to a draw, but are any of us really in awe?
The one where Columbus Scored 5, yet Ronny's job is still alive
Where we checked out...and the team checked in?
Where the tailgate was lit...but that was about it.
A Modest Title Proposal
1-1 Draw Vs Montreal
8-6-25 ATLUTD vs Atlas
August 2nd: ATLUTD vs Pumas
The one where we've been busy in the market but can't home win at home yet
The one where Charlotte got to keep their crown and we're feeling pretty down
The one where despite a draw with the Fire, things are still pretty dire
The one where it wasn't a total bore and Late Lath even scored
The one where a ball was kicked and that's about it
Five Takes Femenil Ep6: Decatur FC Season Wrap up
The one where we played the Crew and bid the season adieu.
Five Takes Femenil Ep5: Consistently Consistent- DecaturFC v GA Impact
Five Takes Femenil Ep4: Relentless & Resilient- DecaturFC v AFU Gunners & GA Impact
The one where we had some looks but unfortunately we also have a Brooks
Five Takes Femenil Ep3: Atlanta area Driver- DecaturFC v Atlanta Fire United
The one where our belief was full until we played the damn RedBull
The one where we felt some dread until Orlando saw double red
The one where Ronny wore white and we looked pretty bright
Five Takes Femenil Ep1: Brave & Bold DecaturFC v Union10FC
The one where we need so much more but couldn't even manage to score
The one where we went 5 in the back and still lacked in attack
The one where Chicago got a Pope and we're still on the downslope
The one where we played Miggy in the middle and still did very little
The where we got embarrassed and it feels like the players couldn't care less
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The one where we were up a man and still had no f'ing plan
The one where our burritos aren't cheap and that hill is getting steep
The one where it was 404 day in the A and not a single game went our way
The one where conceding 3 wasn't the plan....HOWEVER
The one where we were missing everyone yet still managed to get it done
The one where we've won 1 in 4 but at least we managed to score
The one where we kept a clean sheet but our offense has concrete feet
The one where Charlotte impressed and we forgot to press
The one where we've traded our mate for a tasty double Latte
5 Aside Episode 16
The one where we scored two away and Miggy is back in the A
The one where we did our best but it wasn't enough against some trialistss"
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The one where the roster might not be the only thing we're stripping down
5Aside Ep 14
The one where our sob story turned into a Rob story
The one where Miami has most of the ball but our whole team said F 'em all
The one where our defense didn't fail so we're heading back to Ft Lauderdale!
The one where we beat Montreal and now it all hinges on a big bald wall
The one where this season has been a bunch of baloney but last night we did it for Macaroni Tony
The one where we were given a gift but are probably still adrift
The one where we fell on our face and Joe scored a brace.
The one where Guz stood on his head but our playoff hopes are still nearly dead
The one where Nashville kept the belt and we just keep feeling like we've felt
The one where we may not have much luck but we do have some good Fortune