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Floridiots

by Floridiots

Where Florida Men and Women take it to another level; also featuring their friends, The Georgidiots, Social Idiots and Wal Martians

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Episodes

  1. $200 Date

    The Big Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. Dr. AI

    The Big Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  3. Wearing Your Funnel Cake

    The Big Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  4. The Marijuana Skip Scanner

    Today's Flor-idiot should've checked his trunk before having police officers help him load it up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  5. Well, he did take pride in his work

    When you're a vandal, I guess getting credit for it is part of the fun See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  6. The last person you would suspect

    Who is doing all of the porch pirating? The last person you would expect See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  7. He left something behind when he carjacked

    Technology caught up with this Floridiot after he carjacked someone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  8. Did you plan on the SWAT training?

    Criminal sometimes plot out their crimes to the last detail, but I guess these didn't plan on this See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  9. Red means stop

    Three guys were busted trying to SAW down a traffic light See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  10. Speedy (Too Speedy) Delivery

    Guy gets into all kinds of trouble just trying to deliver a pizza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  11. Robber who fell for the "why don't you fill out a job app" bit

    Not all robbers have what it takes to be a robber. Thank goodness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  12. Florida Man that does yard work naked

    Yeah we thought the same thing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  13. This isn't what 9-1-1 is for, it's what Instacart is for

    Guy calls 9-1-1 to place an order for his girlfriend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  14. An Iguana in your toilet...again!

    When an iguana is sticking his head out of your toilet, you may never sit down in the dark again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  15. Selfie with Tasmanian Devil

    A woman tried to get a selfie with a Tasmanian devil. Yep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  16. The Force is NOT with this guy

    Guy pretends to be Disney employee to try and steal this See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  17. Idiot that bought an insurance policy AFTER his wreck

    Guy wrecks a car without insurance. Hops on the horn to add wrecked car to policy. Immediately files a claim. Nope. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  18. High speed chase, but first, NUGGETS!

    Cops were after car burglars, ready to chase them down, the thieves pull in to the drive-thru at Chick-Fil-A See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  19. Filling a bladder truck with stolen gas

    Miami man retrofits a truck to fit a bladder that he fills with stolen gas from a gas station. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  20. Just Hold Still

    Burglar does the best he can to avoid cops in a department store, he tried this. It did not end well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  21. You just had to show off

    If you're collecting disability and you're healthy enough to not have to collect disability, I would lay low from social media, especially when you're showing off your strength and endurance on said social media. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  22. She threw WHAT at the police officer?

    Maybe it was a last ditch effort to escape an impending arrest, but I wouldn't have tried this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  23. Covidiot tryin' to keep all the money

    Covid Relief funds were passed out in Japan, this guy got more than his fair share and thought he would keep it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  24. Crack Pipe Delivery!

    When ordering groceries from Wal Mart, you don't expect to find this See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  25. How close is that GoPro going to {CRUNCH}

    A man gets a little too close with a Go Pro to an alligator See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  26. They'll never find me here

    A guy is trying to hide from the police the way a 2-year old plays hide and seek. It was actually less effective than that! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  27. Why the guy crashed his $704,000 car is amazing

    One would think that you pay over $700,000 for a car, you know how to operate it. You would think. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  28. Dude, what happens in Disney, gets captured by photo galleries

    The idiot thought he could get away with some foolin' around with the nanny. Not when Disney takes those pictures for your keepsake.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  29. Floridiot learns what NOT to bring to Disney World

    Certain places have certain rules in which you must abide. Disney World would be one. Come to find out a small world can get even smaller. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  30. You couldn't wait to deposit the loot?

    When you rob a bank, you would think you would wait a second or two until you put the money into official account, right? Wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  31. What in the hell is this guy driving on the streets of Florida?

    It's some kind of go-kart/bobsled/bathtubby-looking thing and he was on the streets of south Florida. And not a back road, some busy freakin' street See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  32. Impersonating an officer to get a Wendy's discount?

    Flashing his "badge" to get his Wendy's discount. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  33. Assault and Cattery

    Girlfriends argue, cat involved. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  34. Crocodiles are not pets, Florida Man

    A guy gets pulled over for other reasons, when , "oh look, a crocodile in the bed of your truck" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  35. A Dead Guy is the Guest of Honor at His Memorial Party

    Yeah, it's as "Weekend at Bernie's" as you may think See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  36. New sport? Running a mile while getting sucker-punched

    We still don't know what caused this Floridiot to come onto the track and punch a runner during a race, but he did. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  37. April Fools Prank Backfires on Business

    April Fools Day pranks can be harmless, funny and amusing; or they can really upset your customers and even lose them as customers. Look no further than here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  38. NBA Legend Ray Allen is a Floridiot?

    When it comes to jury duty, it doesn't matter who you are. NBA legend Ray Allen learned this recently See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  39. TEACHER: I didn't bite them! I licked them?

    A teacher is in trouble over a scuffle over...pickles? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  40. I've heard of having two left feet, but...

    This Floridiot didn't think this one through. He wasn't right, but he left. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  41. Did you hear the one about naked guy on a golf course?

    Do you call this a losing streak? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  42. Could you live in a cubicle at work and no one know?

    The very reason this guy wanted to do it was to post about it on social media, but it's the posting that got him fired. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  43. The city of Miami didn't think this through!

    The city of Miami is the Floridiot. Here's why. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  44. Life is like a box of...scorpions

    Dude smuggling scorpions tries to conceal them as scorpions. What could go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  45. Careful where you stash the stolen car

    If we've learned anything from the Floridiots, when you commit a crime the three most important things are location, location, location See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  46. Naked on the Porch

    So I used to think that "wrapping yourself in the flag" was just an expression. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  47. Nuthin' but a holster and a bathrobe

    We do not endorse this man's actions, but don't tell me the thought hasn't crossed your mind See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  48. Covidiot has been watching too many action movies!

    71 year old man had it planned down to the letter; fortunately for us, police found out before he could implement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  49. ANOTHER issue at Orlando International Airport

    I mean, seriously Orlando, what gives? Yet another incident at the airport with A 10 year old and an AirDrop See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  50. When you get inspiration from Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"

    What is weirder than the Miley Cyrus video for "Wrecking Ball?" This Floridiot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Where Florida Men and Women take it to another level; also featuring their friends, The Georgidiots, Social Idiots and Wal Martians

HOSTED BY

Floridiots

Produced by iHeartRadio

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comedy

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Where Florida Men and Women take it to another level; also featuring their friends, The Georgidiots, Social Idiots and Wal Martians

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