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Today's Flor-idiot should've checked his trunk before having police officers help him load it up!

When you're a vandal, I guess getting credit for it is part of the fun

Who is doing all of the porch pirating? The last person you would expect

Technology caught up with this Floridiot after he carjacked someone.

Criminal sometimes plot out their crimes to the last detail, but I guess these didn't plan on this

Three guys were busted trying to SAW down a traffic light

Guy gets into all kinds of trouble just trying to deliver a pizza.

Not all robbers have what it takes to be a robber. Thank goodness.

Yeah we thought the same thing

Guy calls 9-1-1 to place an order for his girlfriend

When an iguana is sticking his head out of your toilet, you may never sit down in the dark again!

A woman tried to get a selfie with a Tasmanian devil. Yep.

Guy pretends to be Disney employee to try and steal this

Guy wrecks a car without insurance. Hops on the horn to add wrecked car to policy. Immediately files a claim. Nope.

Cops were after car burglars, ready to chase them down, the thieves pull in to the drive-thru at Chick-Fil-A

Miami man retrofits a truck to fit a bladder that he fills with stolen gas from a gas station.

Burglar does the best he can to avoid cops in a department store, he tried this. It did not end well.

If you're collecting disability and you're healthy enough to not have to collect disability, I would lay low from social media, especially when you're showing off your strength and endurance on said social media.

Maybe it was a last ditch effort to escape an impending arrest, but I wouldn't have tried this.

Covid Relief funds were passed out in Japan, this guy got more than his fair share and thought he would keep it

When ordering groceries from Wal Mart, you don't expect to find this

A man gets a little too close with a Go Pro to an alligator

A guy is trying to hide from the police the way a 2-year old plays hide and seek. It was actually less effective than that!

One would think that you pay over $700,000 for a car, you know how to operate it. You would think.

The idiot thought he could get away with some foolin' around with the nanny. Not when Disney takes those pictures for your keepsake....

Certain places have certain rules in which you must abide. Disney World would be one. Come to find out a small world can get even smaller.

When you rob a bank, you would think you would wait a second or two until you put the money into official account, right? Wrong.

It's some kind of go-kart/bobsled/bathtubby-looking thing and he was on the streets of south Florida. And not a back road, some busy freakin' street

Flashing his "badge" to get his Wendy's discount.

Girlfriends argue, cat involved.

A guy gets pulled over for other reasons, when , "oh look, a crocodile in the bed of your truck"

Yeah, it's as "Weekend at Bernie's" as you may think

We still don't know what caused this Floridiot to come onto the track and punch a runner during a race, but he did.

April Fools Day pranks can be harmless, funny and amusing; or they can really upset your customers and even lose them as customers. Look no further than here.

When it comes to jury duty, it doesn't matter who you are. NBA legend Ray Allen learned this recently

A teacher is in trouble over a scuffle over...pickles?

This Floridiot didn't think this one through. He wasn't right, but he left.

Do you call this a losing streak?

The very reason this guy wanted to do it was to post about it on social media, but it's the posting that got him fired.

The city of Miami is the Floridiot. Here's why.

Dude smuggling scorpions tries to conceal them as scorpions. What could go wrong?

If we've learned anything from the Floridiots, when you commit a crime the three most important things are location, location, location

So I used to think that "wrapping yourself in the flag" was just an expression.

We do not endorse this man's actions, but don't tell me the thought hasn't crossed your mind

71 year old man had it planned down to the letter; fortunately for us, police found out before he could implement.

I mean, seriously Orlando, what gives? Yet another incident at the airport with A 10 year old and an AirDrop

What is weirder than the Miley Cyrus video for "Wrecking Ball?" This Floridiot.