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$200 Date

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Dr. AI

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Wearing Your Funnel Cake

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The Marijuana Skip Scanner

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Well, he did take pride in his work

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The last person you would suspect

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He left something behind when he carjacked

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Did you plan on the SWAT training?

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Red means stop

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Speedy (Too Speedy) Delivery

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Robber who fell for the "why don't you fill out a job app" bit

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Florida Man that does yard work naked

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This isn't what 9-1-1 is for, it's what Instacart is for

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An Iguana in your toilet...again!

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Selfie with Tasmanian Devil

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The Force is NOT with this guy

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Idiot that bought an insurance policy AFTER his wreck

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High speed chase, but first, NUGGETS!

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Filling a bladder truck with stolen gas

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Just Hold Still

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You just had to show off

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She threw WHAT at the police officer?

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Covidiot tryin' to keep all the money

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Crack Pipe Delivery!

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How close is that GoPro going to {CRUNCH}

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They'll never find me here

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Why the guy crashed his $704,000 car is amazing

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Dude, what happens in Disney, gets captured by photo galleries

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Floridiot learns what NOT to bring to Disney World

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You couldn't wait to deposit the loot?

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What in the hell is this guy driving on the streets of Florida?

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Impersonating an officer to get a Wendy's discount?

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Assault and Cattery

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Crocodiles are not pets, Florida Man

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A Dead Guy is the Guest of Honor at His Memorial Party

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New sport? Running a mile while getting sucker-punched

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April Fools Prank Backfires on Business

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NBA Legend Ray Allen is a Floridiot?

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TEACHER: I didn't bite them! I licked them?

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I've heard of having two left feet, but...

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Did you hear the one about naked guy on a golf course?

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Could you live in a cubicle at work and no one know?

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The city of Miami didn't think this through!

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Life is like a box of...scorpions

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Careful where you stash the stolen car

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Naked on the Porch

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Nuthin' but a holster and a bathrobe

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Covidiot has been watching too many action movies!

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ANOTHER issue at Orlando International Airport

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When you get inspiration from Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"

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He wanted to get noticed on TikTok....congratulations, you're under arrest

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Deputy not down with his old high school friend's idea

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Lit cigarette + active gas pump =

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uhhhhh, would you believe Putin made me do it?

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This goat is the G.O.A.T.

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You would think the clown mannequin would be the weirdest part of this story

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Another Orlando Airport Idiot

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Sampling the Fraud Buffet

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Take one down, smash it over my head, 99 bottles of beer on the wall

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Why, yes, that IS a crossbow in your pants

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If you're too tired for this, it may be a deeper problem

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Too Much Monkey Business

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How a Wal Mart gift card took down a $4.5 billion heist

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Random woman steals kid's science project

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What NOT to tell a police officer, Episode #2369

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Drunk with a motorized suitcase...what could go wrong?

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Hidden from the cops in Plain Sight

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Not Mick Jagger

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He had to blame it on something!

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Influencer learns there's a dress code at the Vatican

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Do you know the Lemur Laws in Your State? Yes, I said Lemur Laws

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This Floridiot knows how to compound errors

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Elton John's Twitter gives shout out to the wrong city

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Truck thieves take selfies with DRIVER'S PHONE!!!!

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He had to re-charge his ankle monitor

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Then You Had to Go Brag about it

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Former Jacksonville Armada soccer player goes ballistic on plane

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Florida Woman gets Geo-Catfished!

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Robbie is picky about his bacon too. But THIS picky?

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Might as well jump!

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What part of "we're closed" do you not understand?

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Make sure your brother's clean before doing this

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Oh Deere, don't take the Lawnmower

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Weber Grills and the untimely recipe

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You Go Granny!

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Jaguars player to officer: "oh, my bad"

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Sink or Selfie

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Hold my beer - uh better yet...

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Selling the Getaway Car

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TikTok Lunacy: Nyquil Chicken

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Idiot yes: but the puns are worth it

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Moral: Don't stiff the bartender

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Rule of the road; Rule 1- don't run over Officer's foot

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Dang, Mom!

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Glitter Assault

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Don't Look too Closely!

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Now THAT'S a paper trail!

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Up Your Nose with a Garlic Clove!

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Pennies from Hell

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I mean really, what are the odds?