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Floridiots — 172 episodes

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$200 Date

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Dr. AI

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Wearing Your Funnel Cake

4

The Marijuana Skip Scanner

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Well, he did take pride in his work

6

The last person you would suspect

7

He left something behind when he carjacked

8

Did you plan on the SWAT training?

9

Red means stop

10

Speedy (Too Speedy) Delivery

11

Robber who fell for the "why don't you fill out a job app" bit

12

Florida Man that does yard work naked

13

This isn't what 9-1-1 is for, it's what Instacart is for

14

An Iguana in your toilet...again!

15

Selfie with Tasmanian Devil

16

The Force is NOT with this guy

17

Idiot that bought an insurance policy AFTER his wreck

18

High speed chase, but first, NUGGETS!

19

Filling a bladder truck with stolen gas

20

Just Hold Still

21

You just had to show off

22

She threw WHAT at the police officer?

23

Covidiot tryin' to keep all the money

24

Crack Pipe Delivery!

25

How close is that GoPro going to {CRUNCH}

26

They'll never find me here

27

Why the guy crashed his $704,000 car is amazing

28

Dude, what happens in Disney, gets captured by photo galleries

29

Floridiot learns what NOT to bring to Disney World

30

You couldn't wait to deposit the loot?

31

What in the hell is this guy driving on the streets of Florida?

32

Impersonating an officer to get a Wendy's discount?

33

Assault and Cattery

34

Crocodiles are not pets, Florida Man

35

A Dead Guy is the Guest of Honor at His Memorial Party

36

New sport? Running a mile while getting sucker-punched

37

April Fools Prank Backfires on Business

38

NBA Legend Ray Allen is a Floridiot?

39

TEACHER: I didn't bite them! I licked them?

40

I've heard of having two left feet, but...

41

Did you hear the one about naked guy on a golf course?

42

Could you live in a cubicle at work and no one know?

43

The city of Miami didn't think this through!

44

Life is like a box of...scorpions

45

Careful where you stash the stolen car

46

Naked on the Porch

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Nuthin' but a holster and a bathrobe

48

Covidiot has been watching too many action movies!

49

ANOTHER issue at Orlando International Airport

50

When you get inspiration from Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"

51

He wanted to get noticed on TikTok....congratulations, you're under arrest

52

Deputy not down with his old high school friend's idea

53

Lit cigarette + active gas pump =

54

uhhhhh, would you believe Putin made me do it?

55

This goat is the G.O.A.T.

56

You would think the clown mannequin would be the weirdest part of this story

57

Another Orlando Airport Idiot

58

Sampling the Fraud Buffet

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Take one down, smash it over my head, 99 bottles of beer on the wall

60

Why, yes, that IS a crossbow in your pants

61

If you're too tired for this, it may be a deeper problem

62

Too Much Monkey Business

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How a Wal Mart gift card took down a $4.5 billion heist

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Random woman steals kid's science project

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What NOT to tell a police officer, Episode #2369

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Drunk with a motorized suitcase...what could go wrong?

67

Hidden from the cops in Plain Sight

68

Not Mick Jagger

69

He had to blame it on something!

70

Influencer learns there's a dress code at the Vatican

71

Do you know the Lemur Laws in Your State? Yes, I said Lemur Laws

72

This Floridiot knows how to compound errors

73

Elton John's Twitter gives shout out to the wrong city

74

Truck thieves take selfies with DRIVER'S PHONE!!!!

75

He had to re-charge his ankle monitor

76

Then You Had to Go Brag about it

77

Former Jacksonville Armada soccer player goes ballistic on plane

78

Florida Woman gets Geo-Catfished!

79

Robbie is picky about his bacon too. But THIS picky?

80

Might as well jump!

81

What part of "we're closed" do you not understand?

82

Make sure your brother's clean before doing this

83

Oh Deere, don't take the Lawnmower

84

Weber Grills and the untimely recipe

85

You Go Granny!

86

Jaguars player to officer: "oh, my bad"

87

Sink or Selfie

88

Hold my beer - uh better yet...

89

Selling the Getaway Car

90

TikTok Lunacy: Nyquil Chicken

91

Idiot yes: but the puns are worth it

92

Moral: Don't stiff the bartender

93

Rule of the road; Rule 1- don't run over Officer's foot

94

Dang, Mom!

95

Glitter Assault

96

Don't Look too Closely!

97

Now THAT'S a paper trail!

98

Up Your Nose with a Garlic Clove!

99

Pennies from Hell

100

I mean really, what are the odds?

101

Wouldn't You WANT TO wear a mask in this situation?

102

Instacart Sub

103

Did the Washington NFL team spoil their upcoming nickname reveal?

104

A bike, a backpack, and a sword

105

Finger Gun (Update)

106

May we recommend a home gym?

107

The Cussing Cocaine Cactus

108

San Marco Train

109

Fast and Furious...Street Sweeper?

110

Not enough WHAT in a Pop Tart?

111

Did he just throw a sledgehammer?

112

Bone up on your puns

113

When scamming, you need to focus on the details

114

You sir are NO Captain Morgan

115

Let's NOT Make a Deal

116

How not to get to your court date

117

Tik Toxic

118

Maybe he should learn to crop his photos

119

Gronk seems a little...taller on TV

120

the phrase is waiting IN the wings, not ON

121

That's SIR Dangerous to you

122

An Instagram Model and a Live Leopard get in a photo shoot together...

123

Floridiot or Genius?

124

Call it....Pier pressure?

125

Tesla still working out the kinks

126

It's a trend: call in sick to work; found by TV camera at game

127

New Meaning to "my car died"

128

Needless to say; an unexpected TV blunder

129

City Government Sues Self!

130

Don't Make Me Do Something Stupid....too late

131

Whip it Real good!

132

WalMartian - Food Fight!

133

Mo-ped Getaway

134

Gunslinger

135

Gas Up before you Hold Up!

136

How much would do this for?

137

Does it get more FLORIDA than this?

138

Of all the people at the soccer match, they had to show HER!

139

Caught Red-Handed...or Orange-Fingered

140

I Can Pay in Cash, sort of

141

He's as Firecracker alright

142

Lay L:ow

143

I forgot!

144

What's in a Name?

145

RiffRaff on TikTok

146

Which Way You Goin', Dummy?

147

What's in a Name?

148

He done messed with the wrong truck

149

I would've handled losing a different way....

150

A fight over....a disco ball

151

Destination Wedding?

152

The Fast and the ....Idiot

153

Funny Money

154

Joy Ride on a Train

155

Let's Play the Family Fraud

156

Another Zoom Court Idiot

157

One Ring - Two Girlfriends - One Big Floridiot

158

That ONE song your roommate played OVER and OVER

159

Hot Mics get you into Hot Water and more

160

Tom Brady Shamers, Gorilla Glue copycats and more

161

"I am not a cat". "Judge you so gorgeous" and so many more! This week in Idiots!

162

Florida Man Tattoo, GoFundMe's for Fleeing Felons and so much more!

163

from The Naked Guy on I-10 to Bad Advice from a Lawyer, we've got a week's worth of Floridiots for you!

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A Week's Worth of Floridiots Jan 18-22

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A Week's Worth of Floridiots 2021 wk 2

166

Did you miss a Floridiot this week? We've got em all here!

167

Don't Mess with the Taxi Driver

168

This Week's Floridiots!

169

3 COVID-IOTS

170

Trick Pony

171

one key oversight

172

He was NOT clutch