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FMK All Day

by Erin King and Elizabeth Nordenholt

Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less.

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  1. The Chicken Newsie

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we're getting meta. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  2. Doing the Hard Work (That’s What She Said)

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, cars. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  3. Tweeting Directly From My Eyeballs

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we're getting sweet. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  4. Perfectly Passable Sex

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, the bar is low. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  5. All Cloud, No Dungeon.

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we're saying TGIF. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  6. Cloud Dungeons

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re going to hell. Literally. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  7. Forbidden Circles

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re talking video games.. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  8. Roller Rings

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, Xanadooooo you know why we have roller skating on Saturn in our brains? Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under…

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  9. The Most Vanilla Threesome

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's the happiest place on earth. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  10. Riddle Me This

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we are recording in a blue house that is not next to a green house but IS next to a brown house, and has a vehicle that is either a truck or a bike, but…

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  11. The Throwaway Sister

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, history has its eyes on us. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  12. Sometimes Crying After Sex Is Good

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re animated. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  13. It’s Just Gonna Get…Real…Dirty, I Guess?

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, tweet us and weigh in: which is more useless, cocktail napkins or scented toilet paper? Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)...

  14. He Just Seems Like Someone Who Fucks

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's the Colins. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  15. Wordplay

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we have the same options three times. Or three options one time? Who can say. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under...

  16. It's Merely A Coincidence This is Coming Out on International Podcast Day

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's all about podcasts. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  17. PSL or Bees?

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we know what you're all running to the spreadsheet to submit for future episodes. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed...

  18. Removing Our Morals from the Equation

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's fast and casual. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  19. The Science of Fucking

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we take to the sky. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  20. The Hardy Fuckboys

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we have a super-kinky butt-slapping threesome. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By…

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  21. Unicorn Hunting

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we're going back to our childhood. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0…

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  22. Sorry, Colin.

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we might really get ourselves booted from the network, oops. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons:...

  23. MeYOWZA!

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we're both in the mood for lasagna. Also, pleaae see this link for the deeply upsetting Felix the Cat image Elizabeth found for us:...

  24. Please Tweet At Our Network About Pube Donuts

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's meal time. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  25. What's Cookin'?

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we head to the kitchen. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  26. To Narnia!

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we head to Narnia. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  27. The Perfect Partner

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we're getting on social media. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  28. Black Lives Matter.

    From The Scavengers Network: Why is this audio file so long? The time from the last word of the statement to the last second of the track totals 8 minutes and 46 seconds. 8 minutes and 46 seconds doesn't sound like a long time until you are confronted with just how long it can drag on. 8 minutes...

  29. Remember the Goosebumps on the Milk Carton

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we return to the horror of our preteen years. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution...

  30. The Least Fuckable Clod of Dirt

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's all about the elements. Or a band. We're not sure. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By...

  31. We're Bumpin' Stuff

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we get elboned. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  32. Noodle Cake

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we enter the Mushroom Kingdom. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  33. That's What She Said

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we commit food crimes. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  34. Very Weird and a Bad Time

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re in The Good Place. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  35. It's Too Tim Burton (with Brooke from THIRTEEN)

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we have a guest! Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  36. No One Gets Cutlery, Look At These Shields and Horses

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re going for badges. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  37. Oh Canada, Eh?

    Sorry we’re late on this one, folks. Life, health, and *waves hands to indicate state of the world* got in the way. Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, eh? Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin...

  38. Be a Pillow Princess

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re Man Men. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  39. A High Stakes Bouquet Toss

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we forgot about the Scavengers Scramble when we recorded so we talk a lot about Leap Day, just roll with it. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod...

  40. Scavengers Scramble with Morgan and Joye

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we get scrambled! Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  41. Poison Lipstick or a Pit?

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we bend the rules. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  42. The Patron Saints of Valentine's Day

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we celebrate the FMK-iest holiday. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0…

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  43. Hot Tub Time Machine Wedding

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re exploring our 90s era heartthrobs. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0...

  44. Hung Like a Horse

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we saddle up to go riding. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  45. We've Got To Commit a Murder

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re committing to art. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  46. Save a Life, Don't Have a Penis

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we go Downto(w)n. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  47. Very Careful Sad Emo Sex

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re playing rock, paper, scissors . Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0...

  48. Eugene Levy Knows Where the Clitoris Is

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we've got daddy issues. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  49. Yell At Us In French

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, we’re traveling abroad. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

  50. It's Right There In the Name!

    Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less. This week, it's game on. Theme song: “Feelin’ Good” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hello, and welcome to FMK All Day, the podcast where we get hitched, get laid, and commit a murder–all in fifteen minutes or less.

HOSTED BY

Erin King and Elizabeth Nordenholt

CATEGORIES

comedy

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