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The Chicken Newsie

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Doing the Hard Work (That’s What She Said)

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Tweeting Directly From My Eyeballs

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Perfectly Passable Sex

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All Cloud, No Dungeon.

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Cloud Dungeons

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Forbidden Circles

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Roller Rings

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9

The Most Vanilla Threesome

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Riddle Me This

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11

The Throwaway Sister

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Sometimes Crying After Sex Is Good

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It’s Just Gonna Get…Real…Dirty, I Guess?

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14

He Just Seems Like Someone Who Fucks

15

Wordplay

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16

It's Merely A Coincidence This is Coming Out on International Podcast Day

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PSL or Bees?

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18

Removing Our Morals from the Equation

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The Science of Fucking

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The Hardy Fuckboys

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21

Unicorn Hunting

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Sorry, Colin.

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MeYOWZA!

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Please Tweet At Our Network About Pube Donuts

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What's Cookin'?

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To Narnia!

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27

The Perfect Partner

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Black Lives Matter.

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Remember the Goosebumps on the Milk Carton

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30

The Least Fuckable Clod of Dirt

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We're Bumpin' Stuff

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32

Noodle Cake

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That's What She Said

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34

Very Weird and a Bad Time

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It's Too Tim Burton (with Brooke from THIRTEEN)

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36

No One Gets Cutlery, Look At These Shields and Horses

37

Oh Canada, Eh?

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38

Be a Pillow Princess

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A High Stakes Bouquet Toss

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40

Scavengers Scramble with Morgan and Joye

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41

Poison Lipstick or a Pit?

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The Patron Saints of Valentine's Day

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43

Hot Tub Time Machine Wedding

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Hung Like a Horse

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45

We've Got To Commit a Murder

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Save a Life, Don't Have a Penis

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47

Very Careful Sad Emo Sex

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Eugene Levy Knows Where the Clitoris Is

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49

Yell At Us In French

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It's Right There In the Name!

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51

Seating Arrangements

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Jesus Is Really Hot

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53

Short, Sweet, and Weird

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Oh, You *Don’t* Wanna Fuck the Fox?

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55

I've Talked Myself Into It

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56

Blood Lube

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57

Really Hairy Moon Sex

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58

If There's One Thing I Want Out Of My Wedding, It's To Not Chafe

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59

Who's The Biggest Fuckboy?

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Deep Pulls

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61

If You Can't Marry For Love, Marry for Power

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Longevity, Adaptability, Continued Relevance

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Why Have One Househusband When You Can Have Two?

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When It's Time to Cut the Cake, We. Will. Cut. The. Cake.

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65

Quick, Dirty, and Infrequent.

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Light Cycles. I Would Like To Ride One.

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67

Step On Me, Chicken Daddy

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Dammit, Now I Want Mac And Cheese.

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69

I Feel Bad Killing Any of Them

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I Bet He'll Hit Me...And I'll Like It.

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71

It Took Us 30-Something Episodes to Turn Things Into Dildos

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A Long But Worthwhile Con

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73

Bye Bye Bye Bitches

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74

It's Gonna Be Open Concept

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75

The Kinkiest Metal

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76

Does a Meal Service Have a Mother?

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77

Gross, But Also Kind of Hot

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78

It’s a Nice Day for a White Wedding

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79

We Need New Friends

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80

In Addition to Growing a Beard, Do You Also Grow a Dick?

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81

One Of Them Is Definitely A Drag Queen

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82

All I Hear Is Imagine Dragons

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83

I Wanna Don Quixote This Bitch

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84

This Is The Worst Porn On The Internet

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85

Tim Riggins? Yes, Please!

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86

Sewer Sex Is Just Always Gonna Be a Dealbreaker For Me

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87

Google "Gene Kelly’s Ass"; We’ll Wait

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88

Bonus Episode #1

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I Didn’t Think That All The Way Through

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90

One Giant, Sentient, Drunk Vibrator

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91

Welcome to Shondaland

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92

No One [redacted] Like Gaston

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93

You Can’t Do That With the Internet’s Dad

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94

Gotta [redacted] ‘Em All

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95

Smash It Hard

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96

Bear Stampede

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97

Tres Horny

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98

Remind Me Why We Thought This Podcast Was a Good Idea?

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99

I Would End Up Dead, Thus Defeating the Whole Point of This Game

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100

Send Her Into a Pack of Lions and See What Happens

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