FOOD LOG

June 15 - 21, 2026: Cherry plums, mocha malt tiramisu, adjika cream cheese

June 8 - 14, 2026: Microwaved chips and cheese, three pasta salads, shrimp three meals in a row 

June 1 - 7, 2026: A turkey sandwich, tagliardi, a bowl of vodka sauce

May 18 - 31, 2026: Berger cookies, zoodles, private equity babka

Puzzling and frankly concerning recipes from a 1998 spiral-bound cookbook, including "Spaghetti Salad" and "Enough Punch to Serve 100 People"; plus 10 unfortunate recipes that I found in the Epstein files (sorry)

May 11 - 17, 2026: Office donuts, buttermilk pancakes, two slices of white bread and a pile of ice cream on a dinner plate after already eating dinner and dessert

May 4 - 10, 2026: Raspberry tiramisu, sweet potato waffle fries, brownies that taste like water

April 27 - May 3, 2026: Chicken pot pie, a crystal mouthwash decanter, a call for the firing of the Baggu lunch box design team

April 20 - 26, 2026: Red beans and rice, Italian wedding cookies, purple ketchup 

April 13 - 19, 2026: Expired Kewpie, chive blossoms, fridge accident flavored hummus

April 6 - 12, 2026: Marinated gigante beans, chicken parmesan, more cake

March 30 - April 5, 2026: Chocolate cake, cartoon cake, Easter hamburgers

March 23 - 29, 2026: Coke Zero, cold chicken salad, hot chicken salad

March 16 - 22, 2026: Rancho Gordo beans, handmade colorful facelift, more dog sitting

March 9 - 15, 2026: Grocery store garlic bread, Crumbl Cookies, soda bread

March 2 - 8, 2026: Veal agnolotti, crab cakes, beef stroganoff made with French onion dip 

February 23 - March 1, 2026: Curry croquettes, Japanese curry, fries with curry sauce

February 16 - 22, 2026: Spring rolls, chilaquiles, curly kale; Brooklyn Beckham stops by to discuss his new hot sauce. Just kidding. This episode is mostly about me learning that I need to research the products that I am buying before buying them.

February 9 - 15, 2026: Hand-pulled noodles, soft pretzels, margarita with a chemical solvent rim

February 2 - 8, 2026: Queso, baby back ribs, contaminated raw milk

January 26 - February 1, 2026: Banana bread, Ideal's focaccia, Laurie Colwin's Mustard Baked Chicken

January 19 - 25, 2026: Stuffed cabbage, beef stew, alfajores

January 12 - 18, 2026: A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing

January 5 - 11, 2026: Cheeseburgers, chicken pot pie, mandi lamb

December 29 - January 4, 2026: Cornbread, ravioli, jangjorim

December 15 - December 28, 2025: Nach Waxman's beef brisket, Arethusa eggnog, Volcano Quesarito

Norwegian salmon, capers

December 8 - December 14, 2025: Garleek, lasagna, Badener Chräbeli

December 1 - December 7, 2025: Key lime pie, chicken shawarma, Sunshine LaCroix

November 24 - November 30, 2025: Fan tan rolls, eggnog milkshakes, kale ceasar pasta salad

November 17 - November 23, 2025: Sister Pie, arancini, sweet potato ale

November 10 - November 16, 2025: Saltbox, Meadow Lane, Taco Bell

November 3 - November 9, 2025: Chicken curry, leftover Halloween candy, Pies 'n' Thighs

October 27 - November 2, 2025: BLTs, butter bean pie, Crab Rangoon

October 20 - October 26, 2025: Rao's frozen pizza, SweeTarts, a dry 12oz cappuccino

Onion dip, pocket foods, Hoppin' John

October 13 - October 19, 2025: French onion soup, arancini, blue Curacao

October 6 - October 12, 2025: Wedge salad, Thai red curry, maple syrup shooters

September 29 - October 5, 2025: Iced animal cookies, Boulted Bread, raspberry jam on toast

September 22 - September 28, 2025: Meatballs, ice cream sandwiches, Snoop Dog Wine

September 15 - September 21, 2025: Baked pasta, peanut sauce egg rolls, one good pancake

September 8 - September 14, 2025: Pinkberry, tteokbokki, apple fritters

Black coffee, soup, bread

January 1 - January 14, 2024: Pan de cristal, Ingles apple fritters, cosmos

September 1 - September 7, 2025: Cheese pizza, tiramisu, Jeni's ice cream

Rye bread, smoked salmon, an avocado for dinner

March 8 - March 21, 2021: Ghareeb Nawaz, Joong Boo, McGriddles

August 25 - August 30, 2025: Moules frites, bazella, Ideal's in Durham

Goat milk, scrambled eggs with peanut butter, pot roast

February 22 - March 7, 2021: Easy Melt, dumplings, pepperoni breakfast tacos