Friends Keep Secrets

This episode is all about fears... What would you do if an intruder invaded your home? What if your plane crashed? What if you and your partner suddenly became sexually unaligned? Would you be completely rocked? If so, this is the episode for you. Thanks for watching - we respect you!    What happens: 0:00 intro 0:32 fears of intruders 4:09 fear of flying 11:00 marshmallows 17:25 fear of heights 20:04 scary music 26:08 the worst way to die 27:04 dave’s biggest fears 32:14 accents 35:21 screams 38:29 sex fears 42:39 silence Show socials: https://www.instagram.com/friendskeepsecrets https://www.tiktok.com/@friendskeepsecrets https://www.x.com/FKSpodcast https://www.facebook.com/FriendsKeepSecrets/ https://friendskeepsecrets.com Hosts socials: www.youtube.com/@bennyblanco https://www.youtube.com/LilDickyRap https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.instagram.com/lildickygram https://www.tiktok.com/@itsbennyblanco https://www.tiktok.com/@lildicky https://x.com/ItsBennyBlanco https://x.com/lildickytweets?lang=en https://www.facebook.com/itsbennyblanco/ https://www.facebook.com/LilDickyRap Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ onlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finneas comes over and we go deeper than you're probably used to. We talk about childhood separation anxiety, songwriting with Billie, graduating a fake high school with a diploma written in ketchup, the OCD rituals Dave's parents bribed him to give up, the most time-efficient way to attain enlightenment, tofu, humanoid robots, and our weddings (past present and future). Later Finneas gets on the Wurlitzer and improvises a genuinely beautiful song about Kristin's ChatGPT habits. This man is such a musical genius it might make you mad. Thanks for watching - we respect you!  What happens: 0:00 going deeper 2:09 Finneas arrives 3:14 separation anxiety 6:10 Spirited Away 8:21 OCD rituals 10:20 origin stories and hair 13:15 old music discoveries 14:55 performing live 15:47 releasing songs vs holding them back 17:05 old music part ii 19:20 when Finneas first saw Dave 20:21 Finneas’s mom on Friends 21:06 acting 23:05 getting engaged and married 26:05 tofu 28:34 colorblindness 30:00 gymnastics 31:09 high school 34:44 vacation time 35:42 family 37:25 stupidest thing we bought 38:25 robots and AI 41:00 burning questions 45:15 reading 47:38 keyboard session 58:32 manifesting 59:52 Kristin on the keys Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ onlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry Keoghan comes over to hang. We talk about acting, fame, dating, social media’s impact on fame and dating, how he approaches roles, and that ending scene in Saltburn. Things get a little serious then fun as we bounce between career highs, personal life, and some questions that probably shouldn’t be asked but are asked anyway. Thanks for watching – we respect you! What happens: 0:00 freestyle 1:00 tasty surprise 2:07 Barry arrives 3:34 public commentary 7:34 relationship in the public eye 12:34 skin condition 14:40 addiction and sobriety 15:25 near-death experience 18:30 bunchies of Ed Sheeran 19:57 hair and Beatles 20:30 fighting 21:05 journey into acting 21:45 buying parents stuff 23:10 the Saltburn ending 28:20 prosthetics on “Dave” 31:02 creative feedback 33:25 acting 36:33 the joker 38:35 acting part ii 40:16 health and ADHD 42:20 boxing 44:00 food and european chocolate 44:55 post-breakup life 47:02 candy formulas 48:42 Barry’s career beginnings 51:30 friends!! This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry Keoghan comes over to hang. We talk about acting, fame, dating, social media’s impact on fame and dating, how he approaches roles, and that ending scene in Saltburn. Things get a little serious then fun as we bounce between career highs, personal life, and some questions that probably shouldn’t be asked but are asked anyway. Thanks for watching – we respect you!   What happens: 0:00 freestyle 1:00 tasty surprise 2:07 Barry arrives 3:34 public commentary 7:34 relationship in the public eye 12:34 skin condition 14:40 addiction and sobriety 15:25 near-death experience 18:30 bunchies of Ed Sheeran 19:57 hair and Beatles 20:30 fighting 21:05 journey into acting 21:45 buying parents stuff 23:10 the Saltburn ending 28:20 prosthetics on “Dave” 31:02 creative feedback 33:25 acting 36:33 the joker 38:35 acting part ii 40:16 health and ADHD 42:20 boxing 44:00 food and european chocolate 44:55 post-breakup life 47:02 candy formulas 48:42 Barry’s career beginnings 51:30 friends!!   This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WARNING: This episode depicts cannabis use, which is legal in California but illegal under federal law and in many jurisdictions. You are responsible for complying with all applicable laws. Viewer discretion is advised.   Wiz Khalifa comes over for a very special 4/20 episode! We talk about what people actually call him in real life, his face tattoos, and how he became one of the most recognizable rappers in music. Things get young, wild and free as we discuss raising kids, the blog era of hip hop, rap beef, and clenching vs pushing at the climax of you-know-what. Thanks for watching - we respect you!   What happens: 0:00 Wiz comes over 1:05 Wiz's real name 2:30 taking a Khalifa 3:30 clench or push 8:24 when Wiz met Benny 9:22 rap battles 14:40 Kanye 18:06 sobriety and having fun 19:55 having kids 24:28 self-exploration 27:23 man vs. machine 29:26 being uninhibited as an artist 31:56 singing in rap 34:46 tech and the next generation 39:33 Benny's burning questions 44:02 muay thai 50:06 best and worst day 52:06 tattoos 55:01 movie magicSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe we got overconfident after inventing this brand new form of multimedia entertainment. We thought coming up with another genius invention would be easy for us but we realized we don't know anything and we don't know how to do anything. Have you ever tried to be inventive? It's harder than it looks. Oh - but Dave does a full-on freestyle and at least he’s good at that. Thanks for watching - inventors and non-inventors, we respect you!   What happens: 00:00 Layup Line Freestyle 03:49 Intro 04:17 Who invented the dental floss toothpick 05:24 Dental dams 07:38 Do you think we could invent something? 09:53 What's something that you wish existed? 10:59 Parachute for airplanes 11:59 Things that got invented by accident 13:40 Microphones, microwaves & mirrors 17:24 How they invented the internet 18:27 Void in the marketplace 20:42 Cryogenics & embryos 23:49 Lower back  25:00 The best invention of all time 27:29 This is a dot org 29:25 Jack Black’s mom 29:48 The laws of the universe 30:54 The Doomsday Clock 33:18 Medicine & brain chemistry 34:01 A practical invention 35:26 Sober pill 37:26 Macrohard 38:09 A good soundbyte 39:36 Robots 40:29 Bottles 40:51 Smart refrigerators 41:22 Top 10 underappreciated inventions 43:44 A great idea     This episode is sponsored by Domino's: From 4/7 through 6/14, order a Handmade Pan or Parmesan Stuffed Crust Pizza to receive a free Slice Sauce dip cup with your order. Any delivery charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Drivers carry less than $20. You must ask for this offer while available. ©2026 Domino’s IP Holder LLC, Domino’s®, Domino’s Pizza® and the modular logo are registered trademarks of Domino’s IP Holder LLC.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick Kroll comes over to hang. We talk about how Nick became a pillar of the comedy landscape. We talk about Big Mouth, fashion, Jeremy Allen White's belly button, getting pantsed in 7th grade, whether Dave feels competitive towards Nick, Benny's wedding force field, and Dave and Benny's 2 biggest fights of all time. Later, we draw Dave's d*ck. Thanks for watching - we respect you!   What happens: 0:00 Intro 0:24 $100 smoothie 2:14 Immersive experience at Mel’s diner 3:16 Abs 5:07 The comedy movie of your life 6:13 Nick’s family 7:20 One of the leads 8:20 Creative origins 9:31 High school / college 11:25 Pressure to be “on” 14:08 How Nick builds a voice 17:19 Healthy competition 20:10 Hang tones 22:19 Pillar of the comedy landscape 25:37 Getting pantsed in 7th grade 27:13 Drawing Dave’s d*ck 29:36 Benny’s wedding forcefield 32:01 Benny’s bombing story 33:53 How Benny asks questions 35:02 Peeing the bed 35:53 Fun, fear, anxiety &  anger 38:41 Parenthood 40:02 Voices during sex 42:03 Benny’s voice 42:52 Big Mouth 45:35 Fashion 49:28 Business questions 51:05 Dave & Benny’s 2 biggest fights 53:47 Pube predictions 55:05 Nick’s business proposition 55:50 Dave’s p*rn thread 57:48 Parting affirmations   Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lizzo comes over. We talk about Prince, losing our virginities, winning Grammy's, the best and worst days of Lizzo's life, idolizing Allen Iverson, and holding in farts. At one point Lizzo shows us her flautist skills and scores our fake movie trailers. Then we freestyle and things get very inappropriate so probably don't watch this with your parents! Unless you have that kind of relationship I guess. Thanks for watching - we respect you!   What happens: 00:00 Intro 01:43 Germs 02:31 Fart gender dynamics 03:24 Half Detroit half Houston 04:27 The coolest voice 05:04 Mike Jones’ phone number 05:46 Hashiba 05:59 How it all happened 08:51 Performing while multi-tasking 10:09 The worst day of Lizzo's life 11:50 The best day of Lizzo's life 13:25 Talents 17:10 Flute 19:08 Improvised movie trailers 20:43 D*ckhole flute 21:09 How Lizzo met her boyfriend 23:11 DM slides 25:13 Dave in high school 27:38 Saying Denzel wrong 28:42 Dave's overnight camp deception 29:24 Prince 32:58 Regrets 34:48 Kristin wore pullups til 13 37:06 Grammy virginity pact 39:05 First kisses 40:23 AIM 41:20 The Allen Iverson opportunity 43:42 Presidents are tall 45:42 Internet comments 47:05 Giving Eminem's beat to Rihanna 47:59 The #1 male artist to collab with 50:25 Freestyle 58:24 Lizzo didn't know she could sing 59:16 Producer credit 01:01:56 Lizzo's friend dynamic 01:03:58 New music 01:07:24 Dave's friend dynamic   Thank you to KFC for sponsoring this episode: Prices and participation may vary. Prices higher in AK, HI, CA and third-party ordering websites. Tax, tip and fees extra. $7 KFC Box for One includes 1 Chicken Little, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $9 KFC Box for One includes 2 Chicken Littles, 5pc chicken nuggets, 3oz. fries, 1 sauce and med. drink. $11 Box for One includes 1 chicken sandwich (choice of classic or spicy), 2pc tenders, 4oz. fries, 2 sauces and med. drink. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

VIEWER WARNING & LEGAL DISCLAIMER HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING The activity depicted in this program carries serious and potentially life-threatening health risks, including but not limited to choking, aspiration, gastric rupture, electrolyte imbalance, cardiac stress, and death. THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT CONSTITUTE MEDICAL OR NUTRITIONAL ADVICE. Nothing depicted or stated herein should be construed as a recommendation, endorsement, or instruction to engage in any similar activity. DO NOT ATTEMPT. By continuing to view this program, you acknowledge that you do so voluntarily and that the studio and all affiliated entities expressly disclaim all liability for any harm, injury, loss, or damage arising from or related to the content of this program or any attempt to replicate the activities shown. --- Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching!   What happens: 00:00 Do not try this at home 02:00 The bet 04:45 First weigh-in 05:45 Mass is mass 07:00 Second weigh-in 08:05 Death by water 10:22 10 lb. weight 11:50 Dave's #1 fear 14:28 The Miracle on Ice 16:45 Rules 18:05 Burritos 21:40 Pizza 24:33 Doubts & concerns 27:26 The TB12 Method 28:45 Halfway point weigh-in 31:20 New strategies 33:00 Taxes 34:06 Don’t do this part 2 34:40 The details of water intoxication 38:12 Charity donations 39:05 Growth 43:35 30 minutes left 46:04 Being the bigger man 49:30 Jay Shetty stops by 52:50 The moral crossroads 55:33 1 minute leftSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here!   What happens: 00:00 Famous Kevins 02:33 Half man, half amazing 03:31 Heartbreak 06:23 Semen retention & sexual transmutation 09:55 Unibrow 10:39 Pubes 11:38 Blessed 12:38 Kevin’s favorite rapper 13:30 Titty man 14:54 Marriage 16:07 Jealousy 17:13 Top-tier white expressions 18:50 High school 19:38 Mothers 22:09 Punched in the face 24:53 Sex, love & trauma bonds 26:57 Kevin’s book collection 28:50 Prison 32:27 Dinosaur dck 36:49 Ass 38:36 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer 40:17 Kevin’s process 41:53 Siberian lynx 43:35 Lil Dick Gates 45:57 Dinosaur dck (part 2) 48:02 Benny’s favorite scenario 50:33 Food 53:20 Farts 55:40 Movies 57:05 Mushy 01:01:43 Friends   Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit ⁠dominos.com⁠ for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ed Sheeran stops by the house to talk about how he met Dave, being clumsy, sailing across the ocean with Benny, whether his kids know he’s Ed Sheeran yet, his Game of Thrones backlash, and how he acquired the Edward Scissorhands hands. Later he writes a song with all of us. It’s a really special moment. Thanks for watching!   What happens: 00:00 Teaser 00:34 What's this Chuck stuff 02:01 How Dave met Ed 03:48 Exercise & personal hygiene 06:24 Ed's clumsiness 09:26 English food vs American food 10:58 Ed's town 15:20 Creepy baby 17:28 Ed & Benny on the boat 18:19 Fame 27:07 Anxiety 32:18 Best & worst days of Ed's life 35:18 Ideal headline 39:17 Dave's movie 43:14 Ed's memorabilia collection 47:54 Ed's Game of Thrones backlash 49:20 Dave's sh*t story 52:41 Ed Sheeran shows 01:06:01 Ed's songwriting 01:08:44 Ed writes a song   Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit ⁠dominos.com⁠ for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.   Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There’s basketball. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for watching, we appreciate you!!   What happens: 0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock 5:36 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie 7:12 Going through Selena’s DMs 10:10 Dave is forced to eat a pickle 12:08 Mental health 17:38 Basketball 22:33 Selena entering Benny’s world 25:49 The best day of Selena’s life 27:15 The wedding 34:24 Benny cracks Selena’s back 35:37 The wedding pt 2 43:47 Children and family 47:05 Benny and Selena dating 49:12 Everyone loves Rihanna 50:34 Taylor’s gift 56:09 What we would do for our friends 1:00:36 Arm wrestling 1:06:48 Friends!!!   Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit ⁠dominos.com⁠ for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary. Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been writing this description for 15 minutes and haven’t made any real progress. It’s not even we, it’s just Dave here. All I can tell you guys, is that I’ve never had more fun doing anything in my life than when we’re recording these. Are we fun to hang out with? Who knows. All we can do is be our complete selves, live in the moment, and see what happens. Thank you for your time. We appreciate you!!!!   what happens: 0:00 toilet cam cold open 1:32 what the hell is this show? 5:03 who are you supposed to be on camera? 10:12 the domino’s pizza fight begins 15:08 why everything feels awkward at first 20:04 benny vs bj novak vs reality 25:09 creative pressure and proving yourself 30:02 phone calls derail everything 35:11 cooking turns into chaos 40:07 the sauce argument escalates 45:03 fighting like real friends do 48:21 did the pilot actually work?   Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in.   This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.