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Fully Functional Parents

by Fully Functional Parents

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Episodes

  1. David’s Grotesque Hand!!

    Bees!

  2. Women’s Troubles!

    It’s hard for us!!

  3. Are the Buffalo Bills Robbing You?!

    And douching! Again!!

  4. A Gusher!!

    Snorting Stuff!!

  5. Season 6 Premiere: More of the Same!

    We’re back!

  6. A Work Video Conference- in a Bagel Shop?!

    Surrounded by others?! How rude!!

  7. Lyric Lowdown: Baby Come Back!

    And the theme for Friendsgiving 2026!

  8. Do You Give a Flock?! Flock Cameras!

  9. Tony and Tina’s Wedding for Kids!

    A throwback cause we’ve been busy!!

  10. Voluptuous Mashed Potatoes!

    And other potpourri!

  11. Twat Plist! We’re in Connecticut!

    Family reunion, quirks, and a hated instrument!

  12. Explain Yourself!

    And food prep: table side!

  13. Pineapple: A Sex Thing?!

    A thank you note!

  14. Silverware!

    And our gifting plan!!

  15. Teen Sex?! Blech!!!

    Our own and in the movies!

  16. Dave and Jan Go To The Bills Stadium!

    Guests of Jan’s Smoke Shop

  17. OMG! Sooo Cute!! (Our Most Judgmental Episode Yet!)

    Mystery boxes and lash lifts!

  18. The Secret to My Non-Success!

    And bar soap!

  19. Up Your IPM, Supermarket Workers!

    David’s not so secret obsession!

  20. No! Sex You!!

    Potpourri and bald guys caressing their own heads.

  21. Black Velvet, If You Please!

    We’re back!

  22. BEN SIEGEL! Why Are Your Front Windows Tinted?!

    And Gin Blossoms!!

  23. Priests with Beer Goggles?!

    And we go to Journey!!

  24. Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!

    And nose piercings?!

  25. More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!

    Sheesh!

  26. We’re Going to Key Your Car!

    For claiming you’re successful! And how does it feel, Fabulous?

  27. WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!

    And other boring middle aged tales!

  28. Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!

    And other random crap

  29. David’s Going to Space!!

    And Tupac’s eyelashes!

  30. Nose Oil!!

    And don’t you dare bash Buffalo!!

  31. Do You Have Your Period?!

    How to ask the sensitive question!!

  32. Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!

    And other potpourri nonsense!

  33. A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!

    And ants in our dinner?!

  34. Diary = Do Not Read!

    So does journal!!

  35. Birds Do It!

    We’re catching up on a week of NoT talking to each other!

  36. What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?

    Show us the pics!!!

  37. What’s YOUR Social Security Number?!

    Secrets we keep!!

  38. Sneakers Are A Scam!!

    And we’re going to Journey!

  39. Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!

    And kink! Yuck!

  40. Donny J Christ!

    Or is he a doctor?!

  41. Dirty Pleasure Songs!

    Basically a live stream!

  42. Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!

    Magnets!!!

  43. Paris 2026 Part Deux!!

    More frivolity!!

  44. Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!

    As said by Jon Lovitz!

  45. Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..

    My favorite movie star!

  46. Very Boring Potpourri!

    We’re tired!

  47. Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!

    And sucking it in!!

  48. We See Your Panty Line!

    And how many times a year do you have a close call?

  49. A Shorty and Stubby One!

    Coffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!

  50. The Recap!

    Sorry you missed out, the Frat Party was epic. Maybe not for David but for me.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Fully Functional Parents

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