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Fully Functional Parents — 419 episodes · page 1 of 5
David’s Grotesque Hand!!
EWomen’s Troubles!
EAre the Buffalo Bills Robbing You?!
EA Gusher!!
ESeason 6 Premiere: More of the Same!
EA Work Video Conference- in a Bagel Shop?!
ELyric Lowdown: Baby Come Back!
EDo You Give a Flock?! Flock Cameras!
ETony and Tina’s Wedding for Kids!
EVoluptuous Mashed Potatoes!
ETwat Plist! We’re in Connecticut!
EExplain Yourself!
EPineapple: A Sex Thing?!
ESilverware!
ETeen Sex?! Blech!!!
EDave and Jan Go To The Bills Stadium!
EOMG! Sooo Cute!! (Our Most Judgmental Episode Yet!)
EThe Secret to My Non-Success!
EUp Your IPM, Supermarket Workers!
ENo! Sex You!!
EBlack Velvet, If You Please!
EBEN SIEGEL! Why Are Your Front Windows Tinted?!
EPriests with Beer Goggles?!
EWhy Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!
EMore Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!
EWe’re Going to Key Your Car!
EWHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!
EDo YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!
EDavid’s Going to Space!!
ENose Oil!!
EDo You Have Your Period?!
EBarbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!
EA Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!
EDiary = Do Not Read!
EBirds Do It!
EWhat Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?
EWhat’s YOUR Social Security Number?!
ESneakers Are A Scam!!
EBaby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!
EDonny J Christ!
EDirty Pleasure Songs!
EInappropriate Douching and Magnets!!
EParis 2026 Part Deux!!
EMiss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!
ENic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..
EVery Boring Potpourri!
ELyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!
EWe See Your Panty Line!
EA Shorty and Stubby One!
EThe Recap!
EIf This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!
EWhat IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?
EEliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!
ECaptain Obvious in Corporate America
EBoobs and A Dickie!
EWhat’s Going On, Paul Rudd? We Can Hang Out.
ECouch Cracks!
EWho is the Prophet Here?
EDo Me A Solid! Don’t Say Crotch!
EHitting Roosters with Rocks!
EMovers! And Pockets! and Tingles!
EFlu Week!
EStop Whining! And Have a Dinner Party!
EDouble Episode: Hot Old Men like Colin Firth!
ESacrificing for Kids!
ECall Your Parents! They Miss You!
ELies Lies Lies!!
EHave You Tried David’s Cookies?!
EYo Yo Yo! It’s MTV Raps!
EIdolizing Bad People!
EVirtual Learning! IS It Learning?!
EJealous?! We’ve Got the Best Friends!!
EBurial Plots?!
EObjectively, Our Best Episode! (Go Bills!)
EBowling is the Macadamia Nut of Sports.
ETooths with Roots!
EShame, Shame, Shame. (Shaming David for All the Wrongs!)
EI Didn’t Want to See My Friend’s Mom Naked!
EBravo. I went skiing.
ESkiing in … 2023?!
EDK Metcalf, Come On Now!!!
EHoliday Gifts and Rick Moranis Giving Me the Tingles…
EWe Went to College!
EStuffing Your Stocking!
EAaron’s Super Power: Seeing Farts!
EDavid’s Assessment of 4th Grade Girls: A Family Heirloom?!
EThe Pope-ener!!
EWhat’s Your Superpower?!
EDoubling Up with an Ode to Montreal!!
EPickles on Trees!
EThe Popomatic Bubble!
EGuess What I Just Did in the Shower!!
EA Showgirls Thanksgiving!
EFFP VP: 2026!
EHanging with Mr. Cooper!
EWhat’s for Dinner?!??
EWhy People Retire! and More Billy Joel!!
EFriendsgiving 2025! Feed Me!!
EIs Our Dog Trying to Kill Us?
ENo Complaining about My Complaining!
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