Fun Sexy Bible Time

Matthew was not allowed to watch Dawson's Creek in 1998, so we sat down 28 years later to watch the pilot and take notes

(1:00) did you eat? (10:00) SNL Gold (17:00) NBA OG League (23:00) a look back at the tweet mashup generator (36:00) FSBT Would You Rather

(3:30) what's with the wet haired baseball players (16:00) the algorithm needs you angry, not horny (22:00) newsboys and y2k (35:00) would you rather

(1:30) fsbt collector's corner (7:00) chicken-based shoot the shoot (22:00) 10 things we know

(3:00) Push or Pull your shopping cart? (6:00) Elon (13:30) which athletes are hottest? (28:30) Matthew's gambling article (35:30) Casey's church thoughts

(1:00) has Casey been compromised by Big Education? (9:00) Matthew tries to spin Casey out with too many in-jokes (16:30) Faith-based movie pitch: Camp Eros

(1:30) Hot Dorm Room Action (5:15) Casey checks in on Bryan Johnson (14:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Addicted to Jesus" (54:00) we had an intern, once "Addicted to Jesus" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzxHiIJNv9Y

(1:00) words aren't real (7:30) so about that basketball coach in the news (11:30) checking in on ann voskamp (17:30) ccm video breakdown: "There is Only You" by Smalltown Poets There is Only You music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spf7LJnJbrE

(0:30) Luthen Rael's place in Star Wars (16:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent" "Innocent" by Stellar Kart video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMrGDd1cos

(2:30) Is Casey old? (8:30) Casey reports on social media (18:30) Real Marriage (29:30) The Marriage Bed forums check out Casey's new post on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fsbt

One of the best episodes in our entire 56-year run (1:00) the Christian podcast pantheon (4:00) a facebook post about women masturbating during childbirth (18:00) Casey on "His Needs, Her Needs" (41:00) deranged comments on Matthew's substack

(1:00) horny for food (8:30) old people and flip flops (15:00) robert duvall (25:00) judd apatow (37:30) would you rather

(3:30) Casey on youth group grandiosity (10:30) social media thoughts (20:20) Casey reviews "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" (32:15) FSBT Would You Rather

Author and artist Sophie Killingley (author of the 6-part zine series "Biblical Boobs and Where to Find Them") joins us to laugh through religious OCD, purity culture silliness, weird youth group metaphors, and drowning in a sea of boobs. We promise, it's a lot of fun. Sophie's page: https://www.sophiekillingley.com/ Her zine series: https://www.sophiekillingley.com/product-page/biblical-boob-zines

(0:30) reacting to the Phillip Yancey news (11:00) New Years resolutions (18:00) Billy Bob Thornton nude scenes, or something (30:00) Casey's imprecatory Psalms (40:30) DreamHaas

(2:00) Natty or not? (11:00) Danny's Christmas wish (14:00) Irons (21:30) FSBT Sexual Stapler Content (30:30) Generational despair (41:00) DreamHaas

(1:30) future podcast ideas (8:15) new segment: Matthew's Worst Take Imaginable (17:00) modesty (20:00) Grown Up Christmas Lists (36:00) A serious thought about ideas and tribalism (52:00) Christmas cookies

(1:00) We have an actual serious conversation about parenting (25:00) FSBT Update (38:00) Cursed hills vs. Lonely hills (48:00) Antiques Roadshow

(0:30) why is the price of ice going up? (8:00) parenting and candy (14:30) checking in on Desiring God (33:00) erotic hallmark movie pitch: Whispers of the Heart

(1:00) Casey on men in big trucks (9:15) Matthew's rebrand article (22:30) a curious Hallmark movie Facebook post (31:00) fake Hallmark erotic movie: Christmas Nudes (50:30) Kristen Bell and premarital sex

(6:45) Casey on gym cleavage (18:00) Sling blade, Billy Bob Thornton is a shapeshifter, phobias (40:00) Wright family film update (44:30) Chrisagii lore

(4:30) track 4 (16:00) track 3 (22:00) track 2 (29:00) Casey performs Matthew's high school poetry (36:00) track 1

(6:00) We talk about grocery prices (13:00) can you cover an R-cup boob with a pizza box? (19:30) HOT TAKE: Jimmy Carter wouldn't have been on Epstein's Island (23:00) Casey flames a random movie from 2007

Winding down our journey through the epic mixtape of rejected CCM demos from yesteryear: (2:00) Track 7 (11:30) Track 6 (24:00) Track 5

(5:00) Casey should write more (9:30) what is the national debt, anyway? (14:30) what is wrong with free solo climbers? (20:30) words: scrotum and vulva (29:00) Matthew should meet this tall guy or whatever

(5:00) Track 11 (14:00) Track 10 (19:00) A cancel reversal on yellow fever (25:15) Track 9 (35:30) Track 8

(1:00) Casey's mom and other random life updates (19:00) Matthew's John MacArthur article (31:00) worst Colbert replacements

(3:00) Casey talks about a think piece that has her riled up (21:45) CCM Demo 1 (33:00) CCM Demo 2 (39:00) CCM Demo 3 (48:45) CCM Demo 4

We react to four more rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s (4:30) song 1 (15:00) song 2 (24:30) song 3 (36:30) song 4

(0:00) Future Matthew discusses the Tait apology (12:00) Moth balls, revolving doors, water trucks, and death: Casey weighs in (23:30) The Michael Tait and Sean Feucht scandals

Someone sent us a collection of rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s. We listen to them for the very first time, and react live! (11:30) song 1 (20:30) song 2 (31:00) song 3 (40:45) song 4 (50:50) song 5

(1:00) uh, sunning buttholes (7:00) life coaching (12:00) vigina (17:00) who is Casey better than? (32:00) Matthew got into trouble on Easter (42:00) Casey's life update

Casey is still out, so friend of the podcast Hunter tags in to talk CCM and other stuff: (1:00) Matthew's panda joke (6:00) CCM song credits, remakes (22:30) Rich Mullins (37:30) the CT Easter article (50:00) Sonseed, unique CCM acts The Resting Place: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eIjAyBaIjr0S9O7A0DZJU

FSBT family member Bekah subs for Casey today. Welcome back, Bekah! (0:30) an update on Casey (7:00) Proverbs 32 (12:30) decoding an alarming facebook post (27:00) Wikipedia Exchange

(1:00) fsbt update (11:30) real or fake (23:00) what we're watching

Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278] by Fun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) retirement? (7:00) sports update and parenting (19:00) don't dilute a man's pine sol (28:00) you don't think that's giving cringe? drama (34:30) jackie kennedy (45:00) a curious email (55:00) we included the post show audio about hot chicken restaurants to showcase one (1) excellent wiener joke

(13:00) that whole patriarchy hannah thing (24:40) shaving your legs (29:00) SNL 50 (34:00) pitch: "SNL Classic" (41:00) Walmart's bougie brand (49:00) Cobra Kai

(2:00) Casey's random thoughts (22:00) Grammy fits (33:30) real or fake: CCM band edition (49:00) FSBT Would You Rather

(5:45) Hot take: pardons are good (10:00) Casey on Instagram, feedback, parents (33:30) Matthew on Andrew Tate

(0:30) uh, so this is 10 years? (8:00) checking in on Christian Twitter (13:00) sports drama (17:00) Matthew's mic dies, kinda. We forge on with the backup audio. Sorry! (29:00) Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts

Friends of the podcast David and Stefanie join us to spend an entire episode dissecting a faith-based film about Christmas, zombies, cookies, and...uh...New York cheesesteaks? watch "Christmas Zombies" here, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yU1i0p1Uk

(1:00) Winter Jam ticket/sexual favor inflation (11:00) Casey checks in on Reddit (19:30) Pierce/Haas Sports Update (29:30) Thanksgiving food

(3:00) Someone is flirting with Matthew, kinda, but not really (11:30) the election is over or whatever (24:00) dilemmas of sports parents (38:00) Mean Creek and movies that hurt

(0:00) pre-show audio (6:00) Russell Brand's amulets and vegetables (23:30) $5,000 to eat dinner with Allie Beth Stuckey? (33:15) Proverbs 31 rabbit hole (41:30) Would You Rather (54:15) Durupinar site (rock vagina)

(7:00) Casey's volleyball questions (18:00) The article about Rich Mullins' sexuality (36:15) Russell Brand baptizing people (40:15) Game of Thrones, reconsidered (49:45) Werner/Arnold/Peter Lorre, it's weird Rich Mullins article: https://medium.com/belover/the-queer-love-of-rich-mullins-f14170612b63

(4:30) Casey wants to smoke, again (10:30) Jogging (13:00) Caffeine free Coke (18:00) Would You Rather (30:00) Casey's Birthday Movie: For the Birds (46:00) Bigfoot

Casey and Matthew welcome longtime podcast friend Hunter in to dissect the movie "The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE

(0:30) pre show audio (8:00) cleaning tips with Casey (18:00) real or fake: Olympic prizes (30:00) DreamHaas (41:00) why aren't famous actors better? (51:00) Olympics for parents

(0:30) Casey on social media (5:30) The Solomon rap returns! Part 3 (14:30) Shoot the shoot (Olympics, Mr. Rogers) (28:00) CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" by Plus One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2_DuNjvI4