Functional Chaos Podcast

Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now.Life be f**king us hard y’all, we can’t even fully express all the turmoil that has been thrown at us. We love our podcast, and bringing new episodes to escape into and girl talk with a couple goofy dumbasses!This episode we talk about all the sister signs and how they help and repel each other. How every sister sign can bring out things in the other that makes the duo dynamic! We also tangent off on some compatibility. Truthfully, during our research we noticed that there are so many differing opinions on what signs are most compatible with the other, that the only conclusion we could make is that this would have to be talk about by a real astrology professional because anything online is severely biased😅🤷‍♀️. Sorry Not Sorry.💋Hope you enjoy this topic and we’ll see you next episode!🩷🩵💚Sister Signs: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_PiscesCompatability: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a couple months off. BUT!! We are back!This episode we finish up the Houses of astrology! Houses 7-12! We also give insist to what that means for our specific chart and how you can find out your own houses, signs, and planetary alignments✨.We hope you enjoy this episode, and come back for our next episode where we talk about sister signs and compatibility.🖤🩷🩵💚Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic illness brain would not allow her to be a person. So I’m sure you can guess how this might have gone as we dive into part one (1-6) of the houses of astrology and what they each mean.Honestly we still have lots of questions but a great resource is the Co-Star app, (not sponsored✨) which can help you learn a little bit more about the person born under the universe above! See you next episode for part two of the houses in astrology🖤🩷🩵💚Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you. Dev is also going to be discussing what the “big three” means (i.e. sun, moon, & rising) and why it’s important to know where and when you were born to get an accurate reading on your full natal chart. We are learning along the way with you so please, as always, bare with us as we navigate the chaos.We would love to know your chart so drop in the comments because we love learning more about you (our listeners)!Next episode we’ll be discussing the houses of astrology…🩷🩵💚Planet’s Explained: https://www.horoscope.com/us/planets/index.html  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game!Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer which zodiac sign the question is asking about. And as a reminder, this is a fun silly little podcast of chaos, so not all question will fit all signs. We love all our listeners and want to hear form you! We have a google forum for your stories, questions, and feedback! Be sure to share and like cause it helps on our end reach more and more goofy chaos baddies like you!See You Next Episode!🩷🩵💚Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you!LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have been enjoying it as well.We want to hear what you think of these descriptions and how much they speak truth so be sure to comment below! And if you want to see the full description about you zodiac personality it’s below in the link✨!See You Next Episode Besties🩷🩵💚Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac!Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this doesn’t necessarily mean everything will align with you because everyone’s chart runs so much deeper than we are diving. We just scratch the surface!This episode we find out the personality traits of Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, & Capricorn! We will be covering the remaining 6 signs in the next episode since we didn’t want the episode to be a million hours long, cause who has the time?🙈🤷‍♀️ If you want to read the remaining traits of these, please follow the link to read on!Can’t Wait To See You Next Episode Babes!💋🩷🩵💚Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy New Episode Besties!Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode!Jade was unable to grace us today because she had to hustle her bustle! We wish her all the stability so she can join us again! SO it is just Kali and Dev giving the last 6 signs and what is to be expected this 2025 year!Please Share, Like, & Follow it helps tremendously and we know that not everyone can go to the merch shop but sharing us with other chaotic baddies is amazing!!See You Next Episode Bestie!✨🩷🩵💚2025 Zodiac Predictions:  https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025  Share Your Stories w/ Us: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.comFollow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcastTikTok: functional.chaos.podcastIndividual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youuThanks for Listening & Watching!   Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨ As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨ We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & Taurus) and the 3 sister signs of those (Libra, Cancer, & Scorpio). We want to encourage everyone to take these predictions with not as much seriousness as to elicit anxiety or sense of failure. These are predictions and tho we think astrology can be powerful, it is not something that can determine your future, because you’re own strength and internal knowledge of yourself can do that💋! But also let them feed your soul✨. Next time we will be back to talk about the 2025 predictions for the remaining 6 zodiac signs! See You Next Episode Besties 🩷🩵💚 2025 Zodiac Predictions:  https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025    Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes! After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything less! Sticking with our alphabetical topic cycle, we’re doing a full big topic per season! For example, this season is about all things Astrology! We talk about it but we definitely couldn’t pass a test about it to save our lives. So, this is our attempt to learn and you get to watch us struggle at our studies and then try to talk to you about it! This week we are reviewing our 2024 zodiac predictions, that we previously read in episode 52! Our reactions are very different and Jade open’s up about some very personal journeys and strides she’s made in 2024 and why she was on a sabbatical. She’s an incredible human being and hearing her story ca hopefully help others going through something similar and help them find their own inner confidence again✨🖤.  Now we have to apologize for all the other signs we didn’t read, because we were selfish and only read Taurus, Aries, and Capricorn. It’s not cause we don’t care, we just did less than the bare minimum last time😅and that’s definitely our bad y’all. The link so you can look up what your 2024 predictions were, is linked below. BUT, next episode will be all about 2025 zodiac predictions and we promise to read ALL 12 signs!  See You Next Episode Besties 🩷🩵💚 2024 Zodiac Predictions: https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2024  Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hello Chaotic Babes! The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.  The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!  Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change and human intrusion suffocating a lot of wildlife, on top of the two newly born babies that have taken social media by storm, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo and Pesto the penguin! If you have no idea what we’re talking about, don’t worry about it. We will definitely explain it the best we can between cackling and pretending to know things we don’t🤭🙃! Since this is the end of the season we will be having a season break to plan and get rested up for a whole new season of your favorite chaotic podcast! See You Next Season!✨ 🩷🩵💚 Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended! But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and alphabet, the topics tend to get a bit strange and might be descfribed as “a bit of a stretch”. BUT! It’s our show and we don’t know how to do anything normally! So here we are✨. This week Kali has her individual topic, brought to you by the letter, Y! She decides to play a little game of Guess That Slang! Dev has to guess the definition of the slang used in the last 123 years of generations! Some you may be familiar with and some are so far out there, it would be interesting to find out how they got started. Alas, this is a bare minimum podcast solely for the purpose of escaping this shit show sandwich called reality! See You Next Week and Happy Halloween!🖤💋 🩷🩵💚 Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤. Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨! This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷‍♀️cool great🙃💋! Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of how a pile of excuses affected an important moment😅. Dev brings the best of the episode by talking about the best excuses used from Reddit. Excuses to get out of work, school, relationships, and everyday shenanigans!😂 Have an Amazing Rest of Your Chaotic Week Besties! 🩷🩵💚 Source: 20 Excuses Most People Make That Stop Them From Reaching Their Dreams - https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-excuses-most-people-make-that-stop-them-from-reaching-their-dreams.html Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!! This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨ Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you by the letter W, and presented by the hilarious and fabulous Dev! If you’re new to the chaos, you will soon learn that Dev loves plants of all shapes and sizes and most of all she loves weeds! No not weed, weeds😂. If you have a negati ve view of weeds, like Kali, this episode will widen your thoughts next time you go to weed your flower beds and gardens. Hope the rest of your week is incredible!🤭 🩷🩵💚 Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭  It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!  Kali gives us a few true crime stories that are known for Vampire-ish things in one way of the other. There is a trigger warning that topics of blood, death, SA, misinformation, and cannibalism. We always want you to put yourself first and understand if you need to sit this episode out! We will be here next week for a new topic just as random.😅🤷‍♀️🖤 Dev brings stories of vampires from other cultures. Obviously, we know that wikipedia can not be 100% trusted and we pride ourselves of our transparency of how unserious our podcast is✨ and hope you enjoy where we take conversations, even if we sound dumb as a toad🖤🙃. We love to hear any corrections and do better research later because we do like to learn on our free time and can do better next time. Have an incredible rest of your Chaotic Week Besties!✨ 🩷🩵💚 Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome back to a new week of chaos! BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast! It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.  If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤! Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨   🩷🩵💚 Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨ Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos! We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is not your vibe! BUT, know that we are trying some great, weird, and international treats! First we try a big snack box from Turkey! It has an assortment of sweet and salty snacks! The link for the box is down below.  Next we Try this week’s flavors of Crumbl Cookies. Unfortunately one of the treats from Crumbl could not be consumed by our favorite little Jadey Bean because it contains some pineapple juice and Jade is allergic. Along with that, Dev has never experienced those that are Crumbl Cookies! Join our adventure of weird faces and mouth sounds🙃👍 As always we love you Chaotic Weirdos & see you next week!🖤  🩷🩵💚 Snack Box Link: https://www.amazon.com/International-Ultimate-Assortment-Turkish-Universal/dp/B07X1BGLQK/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2HVD8ZQTLIFMR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9jzCjK6Obl1eIRrvG_xsDcAPAPRQQasjZpcyxp9oxCRcadpZToMLl7Rt-meRXoyG14VYnOgJ0LDdPPLQCYJr7RbaoTHfYuUIGEu-at1L-RLk0NP-0xAQI6cUI_l1l0NTSLaC8baaZIU7sQhe_bkPhfJwHlcSuVvHz84xOgBf-bLcTSBWRNpAZoIgFBwTXMjl0FbBkxbihRjk2EbzFu8CLQ.CucdGERK5d3CE5AplqyVWzFn44UxhrVDRtRXM7cVXc8&dib_tag=se&keywords=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox&qid=1725219270&sprefix=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox%2Caps%2C248&sr=8-7&th=1  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!  If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭! On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning that Kali definitely pronounces Ilona Maher’s name wrong and she is forever going to be embarrassed by her own confident obliviousness😅) for another 5-10 minutes🖤. Also apologies to all the other athletes we didn’t mention from that have made amazing strides and memorable moments. Now to the main topic that our gorgeous Dev has brought us this week, brought to you by the letter S; Dev talks to us about slugs!! And a little bit of the snails and how they differ from each other. Karl learns a lot about one of the things she hates the most on this Earth.🤭😁There is also talk about slugs mating and a picture is shown just as a warning to listen for that if you aint about seeing the most beautiful mating that will ever exist. Remember that no matter what you look like or what others thinks you look like, will NEVER define who you are, what you’re capable of, and where you “should” be. We accept you regardless cause everyone else makes it way too deep🖤✨. Happy Chaotic Week Babes! 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

We Back Chaotic Nerds! We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function to this chaos, they deliver on this ADHD brain relatable episode about just random shiz! It is a groups topic! While Kali brings us a combination of something that has her pissed, something hilarious, and a relatable story about her sister; Dev gives us a boiling pot of random things that start with R, which is absolutely above and beyond the assignment and we looooove it!🤭 Hope This Episode Helps Jump Start Your Chaotic Monday Babes! 🩷🩵💚 Check out the sourced article about Charolette the Sting Ray & the Government Cheese Caves: - https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/31/charlotte-the-stingray-reproductive-disease/73923031007/ - https://www.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤 In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are, apologies for the terrible lighting for those watching this weeks episode, her room needs a serious makeover🤭🙃🤷‍♀️. Aside from the visual, our audio was finally working (other than the first minute) this week so we deep dove into Jade’s individual topic this week, brought to you by the letter Q! Earlier in the week Jade had the whole crew take a personality Quiz and we analyze them for you online!✨Spoiler Alert: Jade calls Dev & Kali boring for their results!😂  Tho this is a shorter episode, we hope it scratched your chaotic nerve to get you through your week besties!💋 Fell Free to the free online 16 Personalities test to find your lettershttps://www.16personalities.com/ 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭 As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does experience naturally! This weeks episode is brought to you by the letter P! Kali starts off the group topic by talking about endometriosis and her own experience with it. The struggles of getting it diagnosed and how common it is among the owners of uteruses. Dev takes us to talking about PCOS (poly-cystic ovarian syndrome) and her own experiences with having it. She also gives us some insight on something she’s just finding out about called PMDD (premenstrual dysphoric disorder) and how she relates to the symptoms of this and how underdiagnosed these illnesses are. Jade finishes us off with talking to us about birth control. Birth control is such a HUGE part of periods, and it’s very important to know what your options are, the effectiveness, and side effects. We also discuss our own experiences with birth control. In no way is this to discourage you from any of them or to say that our experiences will be your experiences. It’s always important to find a doctor that you feel comfortable talking about these things with! On a less serious note, we are the most non-experts, non-professional, people to be getting true, hard factual, non-wikipedia, information from, so if that is what you’re here for I’m afraid you might be set up to fail. You’ll definitely laugh tho brother! 👍 As always have an amazing Chaotic Week Besties!✨ 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching! Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Chaotic Besties! We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷‍♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋! This week is brought to you by the letter, O, and it’s Kali’s individual topic! Kali tells us the horrifyingly thrilling story of an incident that happened in Portland, Oregon’s local amusement park called, Oaks Park. The ride, called the AtmosFEAR, that swings and spins you upside down, got stuck UPSIDE DOWN for 30 minutes! You will hear all the insane details from Kali and the best commentary from you other chaotic queens, Dev & Jade!✨ Let’s pray to the chaotic gods this audio shit never happens again😅! Have a great chaotic week besties! 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

This week we come back after a much needed week off. Kali had an accident last week that prevented the episode from being edited and released! We hope you can forgive us with this extra special edition of Functional Chaos! Not really but it’s longer than the episode have been in a while 😅🤷‍♀️! BUT, we do have  a chaotic little game for you; brought to you by the letter N, we play the spin-off version of a very commonly known game called, The Newly-Friend Game! We ask each other question to determine how well we know our own best friends (each other)🤭. I think it’s safe to say you can guess how that goes😂. And if you can’t, well I guess you better watch/listen and find out! Have the most amazing chaotic week besties!! 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: @functionalchaospodcast TikTok: @functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 @kali_for_you    💚 @jade_for_you_    🩵 @dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy Pride Month Gay Chaotic Besties!! We got a whole new episode full of chaotic goodness for you! This week we’re ALL here too!  Remember a couple weeks ago when Jade talked to us about Killers of the serial variety? Well, it must be the season to talk about true crime cause Dev decided to go with the same theme! Dev brings us our, M, topic in the form of talking about murder cases from the show, Monsters Among Us, available on Hulu.  Dev brings us 3 of the most insane cases she has watched on this show (thus far🤭). The Smiley Face Killer, Lori Vallow/Chad Daybell Case, & The Gabby Petito Case. She tells us a small synopsis from the episode and then follows up with a Wikipedia article to fill in the rest of the nerve gripping details. Have an amazing chaotic week besties!!💋 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Well hello there beautiful people!! It’s amazing to be back with another episode of FC goodness! Although Jade is not on the episode this week! She went out of town on a day trip with a friend she doesn’t get to see very often! So you’re stuck with the Dev and Kali show this week😅! Dev brings us our ice breaker for this week. Inspired by a new TikTok trend, What is something your ex did/said and you stayed with them. Normally this trend is a fast back and forth with a friend… however when was the last time we did anything “correctly”?🤷‍♀️🤭 Our group topic is brought to you by the letter, L, this week. We have decided to go with, “Let me tell you something”! Basically a new way to do ‘Hot Takes’, we explain things that are a “fact” of life. Are they really facts? Absolutely not. Are they set opinions? One hundred percent yes!😂 We Love You Chaotic Babes! See You Next Week!✨ 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome to another wild week and Holy Shit it’s a miracle we got all 3 of us in the studio again!! In the chaotic world of Kali, Dev and Jade we start the episode off with a “quick” game of word association. This game has been requested since we played it on our One Year Anniversary episode last year! Spoiler Alert, Kali is still terrible at it!😂 Our Individual topic for this week is all about the letter K! Jade brought us killers as our  topic; more specifically, serial killers; more more specifically, serial killers that are still in the wind/active! Although this is an insanely heavy topic, we would be liars if we didn’t admit to finding all things true crime absolutely fascinating. This is still a comedy podcast so all we say is to be taken lightly🖤.  Always remember to love your chaotic and your weird! See You Next Week!✨ 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Chaotic Babes! Remember how last week Jade was off the last week’s episode? Well, Dev is the one skipping out this week instead!😅😂 To be fair she’s out of town to visit some friends! So we can forgive her this time. So, mother has left Jade alone with an unattended Kali! This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter J, and as you can tell from the title of this week’s episode, is Jail! But we aren’t going to be talking about real jail🤭!  Do people have habits or behaviors that, if you were the judge and jury you would send a person to Jail for?! Obviously this is a silly goofy topic so please know we mean nothing in any other way than a joke or to be just outright ridiculous! You know it wouldn’t be Functional Chaos if it was serious😂😂 Love You Besties and Stay Chaotic! 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome to your next chaotic episode of your new favorite podcast!  Jade had to work this week so it’s a Dev & Kali chaotic party in here😅. This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter I! Since we have an individual topic week, it’s Kali’s turn to give it to us! 😂 As we know Kali spends a lot of time scrolling the multitudes of internet platforms and learns a lot of weird and insane things! Are they true? Who the hell knows! She’s gonna tell us all about it anyway! Trust, that Kali made a nice little list of the most bizarre, interesting, and insane things she’s learned during her weak of chronic bed rotting!  Never take anything we say as 100% facts, because we can all guarantee that we have not done any kind of extensive research😅🙃. Life is too insane to not find a way to giggle! See You Next Week Bestie and Happy Monday!✨  🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Besties! Can you believe we’ve made it a full 4 weeks without getting sick?! Whatever witchy thing y’all are doing is working 😂😂. But on a serious note, Kali brings the icebreaker this week and it is taken from the ever growing conversation about bears and men in woods all across TikTok. If you are experiencing any domestic violence of any kind, here is the National Domestic Violence Hotline phone number, 800-799-7233. The goal of our podcast is to create a space to escape the realities of life and we want to remind all our amazing listeners of the resources they have if those realities are indescribable. We see you🖤. Now, getting on to silly goofy times! This weeks letter is, H, so we talk about some human things. Good and Bad and all the weird in between! Being human is such a unique experience if you spend time thinking about it long enough. So we decided to bring attention to some of the things that we think of when we think about Humans and the things they do and experience. See You Next Week Bestie and Happy Monday!✨  🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome Back Chaotic Creatures!🖤✨ And if your new here, welcome to this chaotic fam bam of weirdness! This week’s topic is brought to you by the beautiful letter, G! And since it is an individual topic week, Dev has brought us the discussion! GOSSIP!! Bouncing from categories to topics in pop culture brings lots of hot things to talk about and make a good laugh too! From Gypsy Rose to JoJo Siwa’s new transformations and many other things between. Please know that nothing we say is to be taken seriously, we are just goofy gals with access to microphones😂😅. Kali ends the episode with a retelling of the book she just completed; Credence by Penelope Douglas, is a very controversial book on BookTok so Kali wanted to find out why. And boy does she! If you don’t want any spoilers for this book skip from 1:03:24 to 1:13:50. 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch! https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching! Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

*Trigger Warning: there are talks of eating disorders in this episode. We encourage you to check in with yourself before continuing. We always want everyone to put their needs first. If this is you, we understand, thank you, and we’ll see you next week🖤* Happy Birthday Kali! It’s another episode of chaos and Jade is back as she’s been relieved of her pain management duties!  For Kali’s birthday episode we have a group topic! An we’ve decided to talk about the one thing that will always be a universal language. Food!!  Now as food can be the most amazing thing in the world and something everyone needs to survive. However, it is not always a friend to some people. The relationship people have with food is rooted in how we perceived it from our families and surroundings, as a child growing up. This can directly positively or negatively impact your relationship with food.  For us here at Functional Chaos, it is a journey of healing that we will tell. We all three has a very different story when it comes to food and we wanted to take this opportunity to be vulnerable in the hopes that it will speak validation for someone else. 🩷🩵💚 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Well Hello There! Yes, it has been a month since last we hung out besties! It was absolutely not planned but unfortunately it is what happened. We received so much incredible love from all of you so thank you for understanding and continuing to support this weird little podcast💋✨! This week Jade is out of commission so she can take care of her Hubs after surgery🙃! We miss her and hope that her husbands healing is going swift.  BUT! Kali’s sister Karli is in town this week for Kali’s birthday so she has made a guest appearance as we dive into Emergency Room Stories! Trust, that these stories will have you either laughing or make your jaw drop to the basement! Most of them are personal stories or stories from friends, but Dev does share some stories she found of Reddit. We missed you all and lets manifest that 2024 will give us all a break so we can get back to your regularly scheduled chaos!🩷🩵💚 See You Next Week Bestie Babes!🖤🖤 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Chaotic Babes! Jade’s Back this week!! Finally we got our little Jadey Bean back in the studio! Dev is now feeling under the weather this week so we did not plan to have her on and did not prep an extra mic for her. So Jade and Dev are going to be playing mic grab this episode😂. Stay Tuned This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter ‘D’ so we are talking about Dragons!! Dev tells us the 5 things she knows about dragons, Jade talks about her favorite game on her phone called Dragon Mania Legends, and Kali finishes the episode with some random articles she found on good ‘ol google! Little bit of a chill episode so we hope you enjoy our weird, trying, conversation about dragons. See You Next Week Bestie Babes!🖤🖤 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hiii Chaotic Babes!🖤✨ (If you have Mesaphonia we apologies in advance and warn you there are some eating sounds that could not be eliminated. We understand if it’s too much and we’ll see you next week for new chaos!🖤)  Another week of February to grind through and thrive through!💋 It’s also another week of Jade being a sick little bug, so she wasn’t able to join us once again. It’s also another week of Dev struggling with naming her frog babies. Bonus, Kali continues to not know how to say the most basic of words😂. So basically welcome to the chaos. Dev brought our IceBreaker this week, as a best friend Valentines Day gift exchange (cause we recorded on Vali-Day)! Kali and Dev exchange some silly little gifts in 4 different categories, the trick is that we went to the dollar store! Since Jade is sick, we showed her gifts we got and will be ready when she is feeling better!  As it’s an Individual topic week, Kali’s in charge of bringing the topic that starts with the letter, “C” and obviously by the title you can guess it’s CANDY! But more specifically, weird candy found at the local dollar store. A few are winners but… yeah you just have to watch or listen to find out just how disastrous some of these confections are! See You Next Week Bestie Babes!🖤🖤 Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy Valentines Week Babes! We definitely forgot to talk about it all together 😅So, we hope it's a good one with your SO, or friends, or family, or pets, or maybe even your favorite book friend group! We don’t judge🖤! Jade is sick this week with a horrible stomach bug, so it’s just Dev and Kali today! We have to make a little PSA because the pervy and hateful comments have got out of control. Please if you feel the need to comment about our bodies, just leave the group chat. This is not the space for that.🤭Thank You! We are talking about Bigfoot, which is the Pacific North West’s bread and butter! Bigfoot has always had a special place in Dev’s heart as she has been obsessed since she was a little girl. She is going to explain some of the conspiracy theories that surround the infamous ape like creature! She learned most of these on a Show called, Expedition Bigfoot. Meanwhile Kali, tells us some encounter stories using the website https://www.bigfootmap.com/ where people report what they saw, when it happened, and where these encounters happen! Some people are really funny explaining their experiences so we hope you enjoy! Happy Black History Month. We always encourage others to unlearn internalized racism our society has taught us. Putting effort towards learning and becoming the best version of yourself by putting compassion and intelligence into ALL communities is the only way we can all grow as a civilization! Some Incredible Black Creators on TikTok you should follow✨: @cyzorgg @tblizzy  @5hahem  @white_woman_whisperer @portia.noir  @crutches_and_spice  @theconsciouslee  @blackkout___  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

HEYYY BESTIES! We’re back for a new season!!! Sorry we’re delayed 2 extra weeks, but as you’ll find out we had a huge ice storm and could not make it to the studio AND Kali has been having some graphic happenings with her stomach and digestion, so prepare yourself for that.😂 After catching up on the events of the last month and a half, Dev brings us to the wonderful world of frogs. Can you tell it’s her favorite animal?🤭 Last week Dev added some cold moist family members with 2 Australian White Tree Frogs! So of course her topic she brings would be about these dumpy babies!🖤 This season is going to work a little differently, as is tradition that we don’t keep things the same, cause it’s Functional Chaos not Ordinary Stillness. We will always keep our alphabetical topic selection; however, our Group Topics will be a singular topic and each of us will bring a different aspect/discussion on that topic. And for our Individual Topics, the letter will be given to only one of us. Whoever has the letter will pick a topic with that correlating letter for all of us to discuss! Will this change halfway through the season? Who the hell knows🤷‍♀️🤪! Isn’t it entertaining either way? Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

It’s the end of another season!! Holy Titty Tats! Two seasons (rounds of the alphabet) down and only many more to come! In obvious FC fashion, something unexpected happened resulting in Kali missing our final episode of the year. She is feeling much better after much needed days of rest! SO don’t fret, Kali shall be back in 2024 back in health and sass. 🖤 This week Jade and Dev talk about the 2024 predictions of the zodiac signs. Dev is a Taurus, Jade is a Capricorn, and Kali is an Aries, so these are ones focused on this episode, but there is a link for the website used so you can look at yours if it’s not the same. Next they discuss if their 2023 predictions were accurate or not from last year. Kali is unable to put in her thoughts so here it is, “I didn’t understand any of that… so thanks.” and no it won’t make sense cause she doesn’t make sense. 😅 Jade looks up the 2024 predictions for the Chinese zodiac signs. Jade is the year of the Dragon, Dev is the year of the Rooster, and Kali is the year of the Rat. Comparing these predictions with our zodiac predictions is startlingly accurate. Season 2 has been an adventure of many laughs, quotable moments, and farting! Thank you for an amazing season and we will see you January 22, 2024!!!  Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2024

We have to apologize again to our audio listeners. The audio this week has a lot of room noise that was not caught during recording. However, the visual episode, available on YouTube and Spotify, seems to be a better experience! So sorry again! We talk a little bit about Yule; Kali teaches us some things about what the Yule holiday is and where it comes from. Dev starts a conversation about yielding while driving which leads to a totally different conversation that has nothing to do with anything that starts with Y 😅. Jade talks a little bit about some yucky things even though she confidently disclaims she would try any kind of food.  We’ll see you next week for our final episode of 2023! Love You Besties! Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

What a fantastic week for another episode of your favorite chaotic podcast! First we need to apologize for the sniffles heard in this episode, allergies were on a high on the day of recording. If it becomes a sensory issue please be sure to put yourself first and we will see you next week babes!😊🖤 We all play a game called Silly Goose for our IceBreaker! Basically, it's a card game to “xpose” who's turning into their parents😂! Which is a great precursor to our topic this week! Our letter is X, and as you may have guessed, it’s extremely hard to come up with x words to turn into topics. And since it’s our show, we got rid of the ‘e’ and chose to ‘xpose’ each other. Basically, we read each other for filth as any good best friend group would, the only difference is we place it on the internet for all of you to laugh to tears!🖤😂 Hope you have an amazing week bestie, and if you don’t always remember you a baddie bean🖤! Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Dev’s BACK!!! We have missed our little, sexy hobbit! You’re in for an amazing treat with this one y’all! We really lean into our goofyness this week while we discuss how many tabs is an appropriate amount to have open at one time! We would love to hear your own opinion on this IceBreaker question.  The letter this week is, W, and the trend of absolutely no structure of what we talk about, Jade starts us off with a short article about witches. The conversation somehow becomes about the Wild West, and we attempt a few, unplanned, rounds of Would You Rather. Spoiler Alert, we’re not very good at coming up with WYR questions😂!  Thanks for your support and for sharing us with your friends and co-workers. Cause what’s a better gift than recommending some annoying bitches this Holiday Season!?😅  Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey Baddies!! Welcome to the Sh*t show!🤪😁 Week 3 of no Dev!!!! I know this might seem like some kind of beautiful tea, but we promise it’s not. Dev is getting hit with the sick stick so hard this season! Hopefully this is the last week we shall deprive you of your weekly dose of Dev!🖤 We also have to apologize if the audio is again a little shawty this week. We tried some new microphones that seemed to work most of the time; but as is the theme, there’s always gonna be some weird mic moment (we’ll go with that cause I can’t think of another way to describe it 😅🙃. We talked about things that begin with the letter V; Vaginas is obviously the first thing we MUST talk about. Jade tells us some pretty interesting, disturbing, and shocking facts about sex and vaginas. While Kali seems to want to talk about how it was for the first shark week of their lives. We hope you enjoy😂. Next we talk about vision and what it’s like to have astigmatism. Can anyone relate to being blind as hell without actually being blind? Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Goooood Chaotic Monday!🖤 Welcome to another episode of just Jade and Kali because Devy Dew is still very much sick! She is really getting hounded by the season sickness monster! BUT, the show must go on, or whatever they say! While following the newly adopted, random topic system, we talk about what it’s like to truly not know who you are or what it’s like to have your own made confidence. If you’ve ever felt this way before, just know that you are definitely not alone in this fam bam ma’am! Our topics just to some pretty Unbelievable Facts. Are they true? IDK, go ask your uncle that knows everything 😂, cause these were definitely not verified by any means. Kali will finish the episode with a category she calls, Uhm, what?! So there’s also that to look forward to if you make it through this weeks chaos!😅🤷‍♀️ From all of us to You! Have a fabulous chaotic week and we’ll see you Next Week!🗣️ Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Hey beautiful handsome glorious besties!! Welcome to another week packed of chaos and talking about things and stuff and more thinnnnggggs! Unfortunately, Dev is fulfilling her turn in having the ick, because it’s just Jade and I this week😅🥺. The show will forever go on!!  Making our way down the alphabet, this episode is all about THINGS!  Bringing a few bullet pointed things we’ve heard or learned. Pandemic Skip, spoons in bathrooms, poop knives, SKIMS new nipple bra! Honestly, it’s more like Random Things, but we fancy and gonna put last name first. Things, Random. (It’s okay I’ll see myself out😅) Be sure to share this episode, comment, like, leave a review! Is always appreciated and helpful on our end! As always We love all our listeners, old and new, and thank you for showing up like you do! 🖤 Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade 

Wow Bestie! We made it another week, to another chaotic episode with your favorite, barely functioning, podcasters! And to our new listeners! HEEEYYYY! This week there is only ⅔ of the chaos, cause Jadey Bean is at home being a sick bean 😢! So you’re stuck with just Dev and Kali for our Halloween, not-so extravaganza. But hopefully we can do the episode justice as we talk about some spooky shit bitch! Some things during spoopy season, some things that are scary about being a woman, tales you may not have heard before, and of course your regularly scheduled laughs and chaos! As always be sure to share our podcast EVERYWHERE, comment, review, all these things help us on this end🙃😅! Til’ Next Week! Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Wholly-Molly-Canolly Jade is a married woman y’all! And Welcome to another episode Functional Chaos or whatever this Podcast is. 😂 On today's episode we reminisce about Jade’s gorgeous wedding. There are some things that will be revealed to her during the behind the scenes of getting everything ready. There’s sweetness, laughs, and of course chaos! Don’t worry your pretty little heads we also cover Jade’s romantic honeymoon with her new hooman she calls Hubs.  Please note that we do not say her Hub’s name so there might be times where the audio sounds like a blip in the audio, that’s because we accidentally say his name throughout this whole episode and we definitely apologize, but it’s also kind of hilarious!😅🤭 As always bestie, be sure to Like, Comment, Review, Share, Subscribe, Do All The Things!💋 Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

What a wonderful chaotic Monday to spend with your new Podcast Besties! Things might seem a bit different this week, cause for the first time Kali is not joining us! She’s on vacation with her hubby for their 2 year wedding anniversary!  Now you may notice we are not mentioning anything about Jade’s wedding that happened last week 🤭.Well,l that’s because at the time of this recording was before her wedding! Don’t worry though, we won’t leave you hanging. Our next episode will be a full telling of the WHOLE thing!  For now, we’re gonna do a quick Q&A! Some questions are from our Instagram story and some of them are from a google search. If you ever have questions for us you are always welcome to comment them or send them through our google forms link! As always, we appreciate and love all our listeners! Please be sure to share this on your socials and with your friends! Like & comment always helps us on this end gain more outreach for all the other chaotic weirdos out there! 🖤 Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy October Chaotic Besties!! Guess what!!! Jade’s getting married this week!! We are all going to puke and piss and shit😂🙃! In honor of this incredible time in life, we’re gonna talk about her Bachelorette party! We had such a bitchin’ time, from Kali’s house of games to skrippers, to dancing, to someone literally throwing F I R E C R A C K E R S at us! Just wait till you hear the night in its entirety! It’s another short episode this week due to needing to take it easy so the bride can be as stress free as possible! Thank you, everyone, for always showing so much support. Be sure to share with everyone!! Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Happy Chaotic Monday Besties!!!! We need to start by announcing that the next 3-4 weeks will be a little different from what you’re used to. First we won’t be in-studio again for 2 weeks, so we’re gonna be all cuddled up on Kali’s bed. Although the audio and visual might be dicey on this episode due to some technical errors. Then Kali will be out of town and there will be an episode with Dev & Jade! 🤭🖤So please bare with us and apologies if there are any inconveniences with this episode, we are continuing our efforts to get better quality equipment! You liking👍, sharing👥 and spreading the word🗣️ of our existence helps more than you can ever know! Thank You Babes💋!  This week we talk about our state, Oregon! Living in the Pacific Northwest is so much fun and we truly love living here. So we want to share some of the things we love, some of the things we hate, and all things in between. Even breaking from the conversation to talk about an equally beautiful state of Washington! We didn’t touch on everything but that just means we have more to talk about another time!  Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

Welcome Back Besties to another week of Functional Chaos!!  First, I need to put out an apology for all visual listeners! We had an unforeseen malfunction with our camera this week and we didn’t realize it till we were at the very end of the episode and we are so sorry! We understand that many of our listeners benefit from a visual set us and need to apologies for any and all inconveniences this may cause. 🥺 Unfortunately, one of us was unable to be here this week due to a family emergency. We miss Jade this week, and have a surprise guest on! Karli, Kali’s younger sister is in down and surprised the FC girls with her take in this weeks episode!  We talk about things that begin with the letter, N! Dev starts us off with a fun little trivia game. This trivia has everything to do with “nerdy things”. So basically, it’s your average themed trivia but all of them mashed into one chaotic ball! Kali ends us this week with a little game of naughty or nice. Does the game make sense? Maybe. Is it a way to see 3 weirdos talk about things that literally don’t matter in order to laugh? Absolutely!  Hope you enjoyed this weeks account of things that start with the letter N! And episodes are always fun when we have Karli on!🖤🤪 Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade (AND KARLI 💋🤭)

Heyyy Besties!! It’s been a whole year of Functional Chaos!! We started as 3 co-workers wanting to create an escape from the mundane and sad of life and be silly! It’s turned into a bigger vision with much more amazing people that joined the fam!! Thank you so much from us to all our OG listeners and all the new ones for sticking with us through the year and can’t wait to continue bringing wacky, weird, and unhinged chaos in our next chapter! This week we talk about Mermaids! Because who never dreamed about being a mermaid at least once in their life right?! We kind of do our group topic different this week as we didn’t really plan anything concrete to talk about, so it actually turns into a weird conversation that goes from mermaids to mythological creatures, to marine wildlife, to who the hell knows where else it took us! We hope you enjoy this change from our usual episodes! Thanks for an amazing first year y’all!! Love You Besties! Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram: functionalchaospodcast YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Thanks for Listening!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade