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Functional Chaos Podcast — 89 episodes

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Ep. 88 I’m A Big Mess & I Cannot Lie | SISTER SIGNS S4E10

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Ep. 87 Who The Hell Is You? | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part Two) S4E9

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Ep. 86 Chaos Swiss Cheese Pudding Brain | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part One) S4E8

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Ep. 85 We Get Hangrier As Time Goes On | PLANETARY CHART “EXPLAINED” S4E7

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Ep. 84 Aries Got A Big Mouth | ZODIAC GUESS WHO?! S4E6

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Ep. 83 It’s Like Listening To A Mirror | ZODIAC PERSONALITIES (Part Two) S4E5

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Ep. 82 A Jellyfish Came Out of Me | ZODIAC PERSONALITIES (Part One) S4E4

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Ep. 81 Donate Your Bloody Tampons | 2025 YEARLY PREDICTIONS (Part Two) S4E3

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Ep. 80 Cross Your Fingers, Toes, & Vaginas | 2025 ZODIAC PREDICTIONS (Part One) S4E2

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Ep. 79 The World Is My Oysher | ASTROLOGY (2024 Predictions Review)S4E1

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Ep. 78 Scrapping Nip Rings | ZOOs

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Ep. 77 That’s All Wet | YOUTH SLANG

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Ep. 76 Munching On Polly Pocket | eXCUSES

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Ep. 75 Let’s Get Our Botulism/Botanism On | WEEDS

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Ep. 74 We Know Nothing | VAMPIRES

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Ep. 73 A Butt Period | UBER STORIES

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Ep. 72 I’m Covered In Crumbs | TRY ME!

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Ep. 71 I’m A Bush Baby!! | SLUGS vs. SNAILS

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Ep. 70 Post-Mortem Riggeties | RANDOM

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Ep. 69 Jade Can’t Speak, Kali Is Delusional, & Dev Can’t Stop Yawning | QUIZ (Personality Version)

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Ep. 68 Tingly Between The Bingly | PERIODS

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Ep. 67 Jade Was Stabbed In The Butt | OAKS PARK DISASTER

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Ep. 66 Daddy Jack, Father Black | NEWLY-FRIEND GAME

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Ep. 65 Twenty Dollar Straight Tax | MURDER (Monsters Among Us)

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Ep. 64 Our ADHD Rages Different | LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

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Ep. 63 Word Association Hell | KILLERS (Serial Version)

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Ep. 62 It Smells Like A Florescent Sock | JAIL

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Ep. 61 What’s The Military Need Glitter For? | INSANE THINGS KALI’S LEARNED THIS WEEK

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Ep. 60 My P**sy Hurts, It’s Making Me A Bi**h | HUMAN THINGS

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Ep. 59 Happy Birthday Dev! | GOSSIP

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Ep. 58 Jade Married The Hulk | FOOD!!

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Ep. 57 Scars Are Like Trophies | ER STORIES

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Ep. 56 Best Friends Roast Each Other | DRAGONS

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Ep. 55 I Don’t Like How My Fingers Feel | CANDY (Dollar Store version)

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Ep. 54 Stop Talking About Our Bodies Weirdos | BIGFOOT

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Ep. 53 Seven Capfuls of Miralax! | AUSTRALIAN WHITE TREE FROGS

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Ep. 52 Seasons Over Daddy | ZODIAC 2024 PREDICTIONS

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Ep. 51 Professional Butt Stabber | YULE, YIELD, & YUCKY THINGS

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Ep. 50 They Gave Us Dry Benedict | XPOSED & XMAS

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Ep. 49 Double Stuffed | Witches, Wild West, & Would You Rather

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Ep. 48 Zombie Eye Lid | Vision & Vaginas

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Ep. 47 Yacht Club Ross Girl | UNBELIEVABLE FACTS

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Ep. 46 Why Is There A Spoon In The Bathroom? | THINGY THANGS

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Ep. 45 Does That Not Normal? | SPOOKY SH*T

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Ep. 44 They Probably Thought You Kilt Someone | Re-Telling of Jade's Wedding

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Ep. 43 I’m The Biggest Errand Hype Man - Q&A

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Ep. 42 Jade Proposed To A Stranger - Parties (Bachelorette Version)

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Ep. 41 Portland is Fine, But You Might Have Firecrackers Thrown at You - Oregon!!

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Ep. 40 Why Am I Here When Something Dies - Nerdy Trivia & Naughty or Nice (w/ Karli!)

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Ep. 39 ONE YEAR-AVERSARY!! - Mermaids

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Ep. 38 Menty B's - Language, Lucifer, & Let's Be Honest

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Ep. 37 Teeth Bumper - Kissing

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Ep. 36 We Just Sit Here & Laugh at Nothing - Jiminy Cricket, January Holidays, & Jiggle Physics

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Ep. 35 Instead of 'Icks' it's 'Thicks' - Icks

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Ep. 34 What Do You Mean? - Hemorrhoids, Hangry, & High

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Ep. 33 Lying Gives Me Butt Sweats - Gross Standards

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Ep. 32 Jade's Fat Piss - Farts & Findom

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Ep. 31 Daddy Chill - Emoji's

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Ep. 30 We're C**t, You're B**ch - Dissociation, DoorDash Stories, & Disability

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Ep. 29 Yawn Again I'll Give You $100! - Customer Horror Stories

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Ep. 28 It Tastes & Smells Like Cheese - Bandits, Body Language, & Break-Ups

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Ep. 27 WE'RE BACK!! - Am I The A**Hole?!

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Ep. 26 SEASON FINALE!!! - Pterodactyl, Porn, and Paradox!

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Ep. 25 Was It Good For You? - Illegal Things in the USA!

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Ep. 24 Your Butt is Too Big for That - Cats, Craigslist Missed Connections, & Cart Theory

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Ep. 23 I Have BPD, Here's My Story, I F*ing Hate Myself - "Karen" Stories w/ Justine!

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Ep. 22 It's My Birthday Look At Your Tits! - 'E' Names, Earth Day, & Endangered Animals

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Ep. 21 We Need Our Own Studio - Drunk Stories

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Ep. 20 Happy Birthday Filthy Sweetheart - Underground Cities & Urban Dictionaries

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Ep. 19 She Touched Me With Her Clams - Yahoo Answers

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Ep. 18 That Made Me Fart - Quick things, Quirky things, & Quality vs. Quantity

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Ep. 17 Tossin' Da Tussy - Tea Spilling Trivia

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Ep. 16 Fainting on the Delivery Man - Frog Facts, Fear responses, & Fun Facts

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Ep. 15 Wipe Till White - Normal or Nah

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Ep. 14 Face Dump Truck - Last Breath, Latex, & Lyric Game!

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Ep. 13 Group Topic - Vocabulary

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Ep. 12 High Ho, High Ho's - Hot Takes & High Stories

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Ep. 11 Dumpy Bubby - GAMES!

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Ep. 10 Traumatized Birthday Surprise - WYR, Worms, & Women!

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Ep. 9 Always Let Woman Finish - Ridiculous & Resolutions

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Ep. 8 Holly Jolly Hole - Myths, Menorah, & Medicinal Foods

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Ep. 7 She Is ILL - Z Quizzes

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Ep. 6 Lil' Thickums - Ostracism, Ollier's Disease, and Octopus

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Ep. 5 It Hurts to Smile - Jesters, Juice WRLD, & Jury Duty

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Ep. 4 - Never where I was supposed to be - Spooky Stories

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Ep. 3 I'm Only Here for the Food Tho - Xenia, XXXTENTACION, and Xfinity

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Ep 2. Big Booty Bitches - Bachelorette Party Stories, Birthday Zodiac Book, & B Quiz

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Ep 1. Only Utter People - Angel numbers, Astrology misconceptions, & Aliens

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FC Pilot - Who Are We?