PODCAST · comedy
Gotta Get Said.
by Matthew Cuocco
We all are thinking it. I am just saying it, because sometimes let's face it. It Gotta Get Said.
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New Segment: The Floor Is Yours ft. AJ – D1 to Overseas
On vacation with the fam this week, so I’m keeping it short and sweet — just a quick hello from me letting you know I’m off recharging. Then we’re jumping straight into something brand new and fire…The Floor Is Yours — our new segment where everyday people (and some not-so-everyday) get to tell their stories.First up is my guy AJ, a Division 1 basketball player who’s now out there balling overseas. He breaks down his journey — how it all started, the grind to get to the D1 level, and what it’s really like bouncing from team to team around the world, learning new cultures and adapting to the international game.It’s inspiring, insightful, and straight fire. Enjoy the episode!”
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Men vs Women Friendships: Group Chats & Ghosting
This week we broke down the real differences in how men and women handle friendships — group chats that are total chaos vs. full therapy sessions, who actually checks in, and why one side ghosts harder than the other.We also got real about breakups (spoiler: they suck no matter what) and all the messy feelings that come with them. Plus, Dr. Ivo dropped his weekly hot takes in Dr. Ivo’s Dose — you don’t want to miss his unfiltered thoughts on [insert a light topic from the segment if you want, or leave general].Raw laughs, relatable rants, and zero filter — just how we do it.🔗 Link in bio / Listen now on Spotify & Apple Podcasts#GottaGetSaid #FriendshipFails #MenVsWomen #BreakupTalk #DrIvosDose
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1. Big Boom Energy: Fireworks Fiascos with Kids & DoorDash Nightmares
What a chaotic, hilarious episode this week — straight from the dining room studio with the crew. We kicked things off talking Fourth of July with the kids: how fireworks are supposed to be magical but end up being a total nightmare when you’ve got little ones who hate the noise. The meltdowns, the hiding under blankets, the “never again” vows… classic parenting in the trenches. If you’ve got toddlers or young kids, you felt this one.Then we dove into wild DoorDash delivery driver stories — the crazy customers, the ridiculous orders, the sketchy drop-offs, and all the absurd shit that happens when you’re out there hustling. Non-stop laughs and “I can’t believe that happened” moments. If you’ve ever gigged it or just wondered what really goes on behind those deliveries, this segment delivered.We touched on the World Cup in America — vibes, matches, the energy of it being here, and some quick hot takes on the tournament so far.And we wrapped with another fire Dr. Ivo’s Dose featuring Dr. Michael Iovacchini (and his nurse better half) — current events, medical perspective, and sharp hot takes to keep it real.Raw, relatable dad humor with the unfiltered bro energy as always. Parenting wins/losses, hustle stories, sports, and real talk.Full episode live now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all the usual spots. Clips and highlights hitting TikTok (@gotta.get.said), Instagram, and YouTube shortly.What was your favorite part — the Fourth of July meltdowns, the DoorDash insanity, or Dr. Ivo dropping knowledge? Let us know in the reviews or comments. Keep riding with us.
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Ice Cream is a Scam: Pizza is Mid & World Cup Wars with the New Crew
On this week’s Gotta Get Said, Matt is joined by his two new co-host friends for a no-holds-barred rant session. We’re diving straight into some of Matt’s most controversial hot takes — why all ice cream basically tastes the same, how most pizza spots in town are suspiciously identical, and why that might actually be a conspiracy.From there we pivot to World Cup fever, Joey Chestnut’s legendary dominance, and a bunch of other wild tangents that somehow all connect. Expect unfiltered laughs, zero filter, and the exact chaotic energy you come to this show for. New crew, same raw vibes.Tune in, laugh your ass off, and let us know in the comments: Does all ice cream really taste the same to you? 🍦🍕⚽
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The Anatomy of a Reunion
, I reunite with my high school friend — who I hadn’t seen in 18 years — and meet his girlfriend of three years for the very first time. He’s now a doctor, she’s a nurse, and somehow we’re all testing the waters to see if this trio has what it takes to become regular co-hosts.What started as simple introductions quickly turned into laughs, nostalgic stories, light roasting, and plenty of “wait… you did WHAT in high school?!” moments. Expect awkward reunion vibes, medical puns, questionable life choices from our teenage years, and that warm feeling of picking up right where you left off — even if one of you is now saving lives for a living.No heavy topics, no scripts, just three people catching up and seeing if this comedy chemistry actually works. Spoiler: it might.Perfect for fans of laid-back banter, real-life reunions, and humor that feels like you’re eavesdropping on old friends.
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Big Beach Energy: Cover-Ups, Close Calls & Sandy Seat Stealers
🌊🏀 Big Beach Energy & Big City Madness!In this episode, I dive headfirst into the chaotic joy of a beach day when you’re a bigger body — the dos, the don’ts, the strategic cover-up game, and why people sitting way too close to you should come with a warning label. From sandy seat stealers to ‘dude, you’re blocking my sun’ moments, I spill all the hilarious survival tips no one asked for but everyone needs.Then we pivot to the absolute fever dream happening in the city right now: the Nets winning and turning the streets into pure pandemonium. I break down how wild everything feels when your team’s on a roll — the energy, the craziness, the random celebrations, and why NYC (or Jersey-by-NYC) turns into a beautiful circus during moments like these.Equal parts relatable rants, beach body real talk, and sports-fueled chaos — if you’ve ever felt out of place at the shore or hyped in a city losing its mind, this one’s for you. Grab your sunscreen and your victory cigar… or at least a lawn chair far away from your neighbors. 😂”
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Knick Fever, Because I Said So, Honey…..
New York City has a fever, and the only cure is a deep playoff run. This week, we dive headfirst into the chaotic, beautiful energy of the Knicks making the Finals and how it is miraculously forcing a divided city to actually get along.But the peace doesn't last long once we head home. First, we break down why parents completely forget their kids grew up, unpacking the absolute audacity of talking to fully functioning adults like they are still toddlers. Finally, we tackle the ultimate unbeatable boss: trying to win an argument with your significant other. Spoiler alert: men are statistically undefeated at losing.Tune in for championship hoops, childhood regressions, and the art of admitting you're wrong before you even speak.
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Waiting for Ice Cream: A Comedy of Errors"
on this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurdity of waiting in long lines for ice cream, exploring the lengths people will go for a frozen treat. Our host shares funny anecdotes and relatable observations about the ice cream craze, questioning why we endure such waits for a simple scoop of joy. We also tackle the irony of dieting in the modern world, discussing the peculiar choices people make, like opting for low-sodium ketchup and light ranch dressing. Is it really worth it, or are we just complicating our relationship with food? With plenty of laughs and a dose of reality, this episode serves up a delightful blend of comedy and commentary on our food habits and the quirks of our society.Join us for a fun ride that will leave you chuckling about both the lines we wait in and the diets we navigate!Feel free to adjust any part to better fit your style or specific content!
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After 35: Finding Love and Laughs in All the Wrong Places!
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the absolute circus that is dating after 35. If you thought the game was hard in your 20s, wait until you’re trying to vet potential partners who have chronic back pain, a mortgage, and a rigid bedtime. We’re breaking down why the apps feel like a digital dumpster fire and why "settling" starts to sound like a solid life plan.Then, we pivot to a spicy take on charity: why handing a homeless person a lukewarm granola bar instead of a five-dollar bill is, quite frankly, a total jerk move. We’re dissecting the "kindness" we force on people who just need cash, and why your leftover sandwich isn't the life-changing gift you think it is. It’s a wild ride through the complexities of modern romance and the questionable ethics of our own "generosity." Buckle up—it gets awkward.
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Cooling Off: Venmo Cringes and Drake Defenses
In this episode, we dive into the hilarious frustrations of everyday life, starting with the cringe-worthy Venmo transactions left out in the open at Publix. Why do people feel the need to share their questionable purchases with the world? Next, we tackle the never-ending debate surrounding Drake's latest album and the surprising amount of hate it receives—are we just too harsh on the Canadian superstar? Finally, we vent about the unbearable heat of summer and the absurdity of those who refuse to turn on the A/C to save a few bucks. Join us for a laugh as we navigate these relatable annoyances and share our thoughts on why some things just drive us crazy!
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From ‘I Do’ to ‘Who Are You?’: Navigating Couple Friendships"
In this hilarious episode of our podcast, we dive into the challenges of making couple friends in your 30s and 40s. Join us as we share our own awkward experiences, from the cringe-worthy first meetings to the struggles of finding common interests beyond Netflix binge-watching. We explore the unspoken rules of couple friendships, the competitive nature of playdates, and how to navigate the social landscape without losing your sanity. With plenty of laughs and relatable anecdotes, we’ll offer insights on how to find your tribe while keeping your relationship intact. Tune in for a comedic take on the ups and downs of adult friendships—because making new couple friends shouldn’t feel like a second job!
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"Teacher Appreciation: Gift Overload or Genuine Gratitude?
In this episode, we dive into the often debated topic of Teacher Appreciation Week, exploring whether the heartfelt gestures and gifts truly reflect our gratitude or if they’re simply overkill. With a comedic twist, we respect the dedication of teachers while questioning the need for an entire week of gifts for our little ones to navigate. We also tackle the upcoming Mother’s Day, sharing laughs and insights on how we celebrate the incredible moms in our lives. Join us for a lighthearted discussion that balances respect with humor, as we navigate the fine line between appreciation and excess!
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How Much Would It Take ????? Stand Up Struggles .
In this uproarious episode, we dive deep into the wild hypothetical scenario of how much money it would take for one to perform a seriously committed act on another man. Our comedic hosts playfully dissect this outrageous question, exploring the unexpected seriousness that comes with such a proposition and the hilarious realities of giving a genuine performance. But that's not all—amid the laughter, we also discuss the trials and tribulations of being a new stand-up comedian. From facing judgment to finding your voice, we share personal anecdotes and insights that will resonate with anyone in the comedy scene. Join us for a fun ride that balances outrageous scenarios and real-life challenges, proving that comedy can come from the most unexpected places!
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