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Halal Cartels
by Halal Cartels
Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.hosted byGabe PachecoSameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the childrenIG: @gabepac1IG: @sameermonContact: [email protected]: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/HalalcartelsIntro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege
Episodes
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AI SLOP Cinema Kurdish Delights and Movie Posters in Ghana
This episode we talk about the Desi Dad screening at the NY International Shorts Fest, AI slop ruining cinema, the Kurdish parts of Turkey, Magellan, Ghanaian Movie Poster Art, bidets, and the nature of prophets. Mentioned is Deadly Prey Gallery for fly movie poster art Chapters 00:00…
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The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey
We chop it up over the need for discomfort in the face of capitalism, the challenges of climate change. We also talk about movies and aircraft carriers and frog kings.
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Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies
In this episode, we chop it up the Amazon rainforest rescue documentary. No spoilers unfortunately. We gab about Maradona, global oil geopolitics, and the influence of private intelligence firms, possibly even one that’s run by a comedy darling’s dad.
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The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán
Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem explore a wide range of topics from societal trends, media influence, and cultural perceptions to personal travel stories and current events, offering insights and humor along the way. Link to HollyShorts Screening 8/18 7:30pm Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Show...
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Yeah our May Day episode is late but so is the rent
A little dive into current events, politics, military technology, and culture, featuring insights on May Day, worker solidarity, military industrial complex, and the influence of culture on politics. 00:00 Introduction and May Day Reflections 02:35 The State of Comedy Post-Pandemic 05:23 The Rise...
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Match Stick Mario Bros and The Power of Direct Action in a Disconnected World
Chatting about recent global events, the realities of Cuba, the impact of sanctions, and the importance of community action and direct protest. This episode offers insights into international solidarity, economic systems, and grassroots activism. Chapters 00:00 Welcome to Halal Cartels 01:46…
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Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time
What's up with holiday travel in the times of crumbling infrastructure, climate change, and government disfunction. Let's become passport bros and move to Mexico. How did suppressing the Zapatistas lead to the Zetas. Are the Fort Bragg military personnel our homegrown drug trafficking Zetas? The...
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Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening
Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about Istanbul, Cape Town, and Soweto. Throughout, they reflect on the importance of understanding...
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The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture, live life like a traveler w/Courtney Fearrington
We talk art exhibits in NYC, Black Listed at New York Historical, Black Dandies at the Met, the Khajistan Archive exhibit at the Sculpture Center. Discussion topics also include the Red Scare, traveling across the USA in an RV, life in the marines and more. With special guest, comedian Courtney...
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Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and a realistic remake of the Truman Show where the FBI radicalize kids in mosques
Jeff Bezos has an extravagant wedding in Venice. The laws keep changing but good and evil stay the same. The police state is booming. Geo Corp and Core Civic need to find new ways to keep putting bodies in their prison cots. Is philanthropy any good? It's a freewheelin' episode today. Enjoy your...
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Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and Manic Tales w/ John F O’Donnell
We are joined by John F. O’Donnell to talk about living with mental illness. We talk about bi-polar disorder, acts of service, Pee-Wee Herman, 3rd Wave Alternative Comedy, Tulsi Gabbard, self-care, and his new one-man show American Psychosis: A Bi Polar Comedy at Baker Falls…
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An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for Peace,and a T-1000 walk into a bar
In this episode, we chopped it up talking about Gabe’s folks visiting town, the Lower East Side and Alphabet City, and Zohran's campaign. We touch on the legacy of war hero, gangster for Capitalism, and later-pacifist Smedley Butler. We talk about the new documentary on Gustavo Petro's election…
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2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez
In another Why You Mad/Halal Cartels crossover, Luisa and Gabe Pacheco discuss a recent trip to Havana, Cuba, a vibrant, complex, society full of public life and community engagement. Topics include disinformation, tourist art & cultural exchange, code switching with locals, lying & propaganda,...
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Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible Futures
Experiences and observations from a recent trip to Cuba, discussing the etiquette of air travel, cultural differences, and the unique societal structure of Cuba. Contrasting the experiences of tourists with those of locals, highlighting issues such as food deserts and health in both Cuba and the...
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NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies saved Cambodia: With Davidson Boswell
In this episode, Davidson Boswell joins the hosts to discuss a range of topics including urban planning, the impact of American politics on tourism, and the increasing paranoia surrounding surveillance in modern America. The conversation delves into economic predictions, the flaws of the...
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Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice Over While We Put the Chipotle on Layaway
In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore various themes ranging from the experiences of comedians on the road to the societal implications of modern consumerism and entertainment. They discuss the irony of living in a world where basic needs like clean water are compromised, while...
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Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center in Damascus
In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer explore the intersection of passion, business, and ethical consumerism, reflecting on the rise and fall of WeWork and the implications of corporate control over the workforce. They discuss the illusion of choice in democracy, the impact of remote work, and…
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French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach with Parachutes
In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss the current state of the U.S. government, reflecting on the perceived dismantling of social safety nets and the implications of recent political changes. They delve into the impact of air travel safety, the effects of war on society, and the...
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Space Travel or Three Hermanas
In this episode of Halal Cartels, hosts Sameer and Gabe engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from the launch of Gabe's new child-friendly historical podcast to the challenges of navigating the comedy scene in the age of social media. They delve into the implications of reduced...
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Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and Watching the Superbowl for the Commercials
Gladiator 2, microplastics, American diets, cinema critique, Nosferatu, community art, Pakistani catfish incident, media critique, journalism, global politics, grassroots activism. In this engaging conversation, Gabe and Sameer delve into various topics ranging from their disdain for the film...
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The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest!
This episode features Mehdi Walker, a stand up comedian living in Paris, France. Ever want to know what it's like to be a comedian in Paris right now? How about a brief history lesson on how France conducted nuclear tests in Algeria and then had nuclear fallout waft back to France? We also talk...
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Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos for clout
A prank pregnancy announcement to promote a comedy show. The Olympics and the controversies surrounding it, including France banning athletes from wearing hijabs and the unsanitary conditions of the swimming venue. Breakdancing and the subjective nature of rating art and dance, emphasizing the...
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Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and the Panopticon State
It's a vibe. We brought the music back for this one. Israel's grapes of wrath, fun times in Turkey and Marseille. DO cop camera's help? Are Electric Vehicles going to save us? We should all have chicken coops in our apartments. join the patreon
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Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the Multipolarity Express with Davidson Boswell
In this episode, Gabe Pacheco and Davidson Boswell discuss the Copa America, political situations in France, Argentina, and Colombia. They also touch on the history of political instability in Argentina, the impact of imperialism, and the complicated legacy of Pope Francis. The conversation…
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Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa
In this episode of Halal Cartels, Gabe, Sameer, and guest Hanan Issa discuss various topics, including the extreme heat in New York City, the recent political developments in France, the upcoming Olympics in Paris, and their experiences living in Astoria. Hanan also shares her journey as a…
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Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work Noose
In this conversation, Sameer and Gabe discuss various topics including the importance of context, the frozen identities of individuals, the impact of first impressions, the movie Godzilla Minus One, the experience of taking LSD, and the Fourth of July celebration on the National Mall. They also...
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Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza
In this conversation, Gabe and Sameer discuss various topics including Independence Day, comedy shows, agent provocateurs, fake violence at protests, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Guantanamo Bay, police funding, reproductive rights, and the state of Detroit. They touch on themes of injustice,...
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Give the Columbia kids cookies, learn about axolotls, and don't use Expedia
The conversation revolves around the recent events at Columbia University and the broader implications of Ziontology and institutional control. The hosts discuss their experiences at Columbia, the encampments of activists, and the role of real estate moguls in the university. They also highlight...
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Sipping Yemeni Coffee at Sleep No More While My Wife is in Jail and Diddy is Free
The conversation begins with an introduction and a discussion about the Yemen crisis. The hosts then provide personal updates on their lives. They talk about their experiences with archery and their participation in an experiential theater production. They also compare their experiences with...
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Self-Immolation, Vice Media Left for Dead in Malaysia, A Soft and Quiet Zone of Interest
Corrections: Anat Schwartz is 45, not 20 something. Even worst. And the man holding a gun on Aaron Bushnell was not a cop. He was probably an Israeli security guard. The conversation covers various topics, including self-immolation in protest, media coverage and suppression, the downfall of Vice...
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Something Stinks at Columbia University but Thailand rules! (Feat. Davidson Boswell)
On this episode, Gabe and Sameer have comedian Davidson Boswell on the podcast. He joins us after recently returning from performing comedy for a couple months in Thailand. We learn more about performing comedy abroad and his travels in Asia. We also talk about the protests at Columbia…
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Freddy G's Reading List
On the first episode of 2024 the fellas have comedian Freddy G on the podcast. They talk about Gabe's trip to New Orleans, Freddy going to a Zionist school growing up, his trip to Israel on "Birth Right" and some crucial books to read that had a major impact on him. If you like the podcast please...
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War Crimes Lawyers, Unerotic Dutch People, Jews for Peace w/ Jess Salomon
This week we sit down with comedian, lawyer, and keyboard warrior Jess Salomon. We talk about life working at the Hague, Jewish summer camps, trips to Gaza, being married to a Palestinian woman, the Artist's Way, human rights, and being a Jewish person who isn't into Zionism. Jess Salomon is a…
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Welcome To Soldiers of Light Radio feat. Luisa Diez
Recorded October 26, 2023. The response from Israel post October 7th has been devastating on civilians, especially children in Palestine. Gabe and Sameer have Luisa (their favorite guest) from Why You Mad podcast to talk about the current climate in the United States and abroad. They discuss the...
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The Open Air Prison Jail Break Episode
Recorded October 19th Sameer and Gabe talk about the October 7th attack from Hamas on Israel. Sameer talks about growing up in a mixed community and learning about the conditions in the West Bank at a young age. They fellas discuss the occupation and the consequences of the attack. Mostly, the...
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The Guys Were Just Marinating In Medellin and Escaping An Earthquake in Marrakech
Gabe and Sameer are reunited after simultaneous expeditions to North Africa and South America. Gabe talks about the complicated perception of Pablo Escobar, gives a little insight into the sights and tastes of modern day Medellin. Sameer talks about his trip to Marrakech, Morocco and getting...
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Dating single moms and welcoming the aliens with Rojo Perez
Follow this week's guest ROJO PEREZ We talk about dating, being creatively lost and found, witnessing the eye of a hurricane, fitness, being the cool uncle, partying in Puerto Rico and more... He's performing a new hour at Littlefield Tuesday 8/22/23 8pm We now have a Patreon Join to enter our...
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Bird lice, proud moms, and sneaking away from the picnic to make babies
Alabama beatdowns, strike news, pigeons living in the air-conditioner, summer picnics and more We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege
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Episode 70! Airline meltdowns, Ocean toilets and Strikes
This week we talk about the airlines barely functioning and no one being held accountable, the effects of climate change and how epic rainfall is backing up sewers and ejecting sewage into the beaches on the East Coach and other great things like this. Follow us on IG: @sameermon @gabepac1 Like,...
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Leaky Buns in the Sensory Deprivation Tank and Punk Rock Museums in Las Vegas w/ Michael Friedrich
Guest this week Michael Friedrich. Journalist, Musician, friend of the pod. Stale punk consciousness at its eponymous museum in Las Vegas. Read more: https://thebaffler.com/salvos/please-shill-me-friedrich We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG:...
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Midsummer Episode with Special Guests, the Comedy Outliers Brandon Collins and Mike Brown
Gabe Pacheco this week with Brandon Collins @americancollins on IG and Mike Brown @yomikebrown on IG Check them out live July 7th at Union Hall in BK 10pm We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter…
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Ai Couple's Counselors and Naked Comedy Shows in the End Days
We are back! Subscribe, Rate us on ITunes and Share with Friends! Follow: Gabe on IG @Gabepac1 Sameer on IG @Sameermon See us perform live every week at Brooklyn's longest running weekly independent comedy show Funhouse comedy 10pm in Brooklyn at Pete's Candy Store
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Lord of the Flies, Crowd Work Comics, Is China really that bad?, Russia is about to liquidate all their non-playable characters to feed the war machine.
Gabe finally read Lord of the Flies and he talks about the real meaning of the book. Sameer tells an asinine story about a demented essay that he wrote about it that set his high school career off on the wrong foot. Do all comedians lose their edge when they get rich? Gabe reviews Marlon Wayans…
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Binghamton's Brightest Star Jim "Jim Jam" Search drops by for 90s Hip Hop talk, self-producing comedy albums, and tales of chapped lip New England state troopers
Gabe Pacheco and comedian Jim Search from Swatches and Boomboxes Podcast sit down to talk about life, why you should listen to Griselda, recording comedy albums, and getting harassed by cops. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon...
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Henry Rollins to Rogan Pipeline and Billionaire Vanity Islands w/ Journo Michael Friedrich
Gabe and Sameer sit down with musician/journalist Michael Friedrich We talk about Privatize public space urban renewal projects sterilizing the New York City, and the bittersweet legacy of the Gen X DIY punk rock ethos and it's elder statesman Henry Rollins. Michael Friedrich...
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Is Eating A$$$$ Halal? with Christiana Jackson
This week's guest is the exuberant Christiana Jackson. A bawdy discussion on maintaining a healthy non-monogamous sex-life while juggling work and comedy. We also touch on growing up in racist suburbs of New Jersey and colorism in Mexico Christiana Jackson IG @incomparablemsc We now have a…
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Assaulted by street poetry, soggy Seattle zombieland, and the ugly truth about the Playboy Mansion
We are back from time in the wilderness of the West Coast and working on a short film. Car troubles, street poetry, the tech dystopia of Seattle, the drug epidemic in Portland and San Francisco, fully automated grocery stores, and hotels, Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion series on Hulu. We now...
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Halal Small Talk and Cartel Menus w/guest Luisa Diez
Very special collaboration episode with Why You Mad podcast host Luisa Diez We cover Colin Quinn's new one-man show, Judith Light's happy marriage arrangement, and the film the Menu, now playing on HBO Max. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG:...
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Pyroclastic Flows, Rental Cars, Holiday at the Vatican, and Polar Vortices
this is the product you know and love Buying a used car in LA, driving it into the pacific and the lemon laws Another banger for your ears and brains. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels...
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Detroit Techno, Newark Urban Renewal, and Godfather 3 with Justin Williams
Boom! From the Fraudsters Podcast, today's guest is Justin Williams. We now have a Patreon: Join to enter our Discord IG: @gabepac1 twitter: @ gabe_pacheco IG: @sameermon twitter: @sameermon Twitter @halalcartels MUSIC by SAREEN IG: @Sareenpatel @brownprivilege Art by @elizabitcrusher
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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.hosted byGabe PachecoSameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the childrenIG: @gabepac1IG: @sameermonContact: [email protected]: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/HalalcartelsIntro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege
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