Halloween, Headlines, And Half-Baked Candy Bowls

After a long hiatus, We The Beeple is back! Teej, Kirgol and Prof welcome special guest AussieMama for a conversation covering Bee Live, Headline Forum shenanigans, community milestones, subscriber questions and the startling revelation that AussieMama may not be Australian after all.

After months in hiding, Teej, Kirgol, and Prof resurface for a Halloween catch-up filled with weddings, meetups, and subscriber stories of candy, chaos, and cross-dressing.

Batknight talks to Prof, Teej and Kirgol.

After ghosting listeners for four months, We The Beeple returns with Babylon Bee writer and Beyond Parody co-host Robynn, who brings actual professionalism, five kids, and a green-screen-invading dog. We talk podcasting chaos, forum withdrawals, and which Ayatollah should be booked next.

After a long pause, Teej, Prof and Kirgol are back! Trump’s in, Biden’s out, and the media’s melting down—grab your popcorn.

Kirgol and Teej are back after a break. And what better way to celebrate than by interviewing the headline forum's growing star, Showquest. We hope you enjoy this super interesting episode.

Kirgol, Prof and Teej are BACK after what feels like an eternity. There's plenty to talk about and catch up on and as if that wasn't enough, the guys get to interview the creator of Gerald Hemsworth himself, Mr. Alola Rychu. We hope you enjoy this episode. 

It's 2024 and the hosts of We The Beeple are back with a great episode and an even greater guest, SkullCrazes. He talks about his own podcast "Fantastical Truth" and how good storytelling can point people to God. He also addresses the community's pressing queries, answers the famous 5 questions and more. We hope you enjoy this episode.

In the final episode of 2023, the ho-ho-hosts of We The Beeple are joined by our wonderful community manager SDH, who takes the time to answer your questions and talk about life at the Bee. The guys also ask her the 5 questions and test her Christmas movie knowledge. We hope you enjoy this episode. 

In this episode, the guys get to catch up with a voice virtuoso whose vocal richness gleams brighter than Elbow's melodies and whose comedic taste is flavored with the zing of Weird Al and the zaniness of Monty Python. 

In this delightful podcast episode, Prof, Teej and Kirgol welcome a true beacon of positivity to the show: the one and only Murf! Together, they put her unwavering optimism to the test and bring you her heartwarming responses to your burning questions. We hope you enjoy this episode.

Prof, Teej and Kirgol are joined by the ‘Firdt’ lady herself, AnythingElse who shares her love for dogs, teen laundry piles and how the Bee brought her to faith. She also takes our very exciting quiz, ‘Sue or False?’ and answers your questions. We hope you enjoy this episode.

Teej, Prof and Kirgol catch up with husband and wife team Nick and Alyssa (aka, Nicalys) to talk about their new Bee Community Podcast "The Dootcast", answer your questions and take The Bee Or Not The Bee Quiz. 

With Kirgol on vacation, Teej and Prof get together to talk about the recent big changes at the Bee and to think about what might be next. They also read subscriber published headlines and answer community questions. We hope you enjoy this episode.

Teej joins Kirgol and Prof to interview Bee forum teen, Reckless4Life to talk about her life in Alaska, whether or not she's a real homeschool kid and to subject her to lame dad jokes and Alaskan stereotypes.  We hope you enjoy this episode! 

In this (almost) cross-over episode, Teej, Kirgol and Prof talk to long-time Bee subscriber Israel about his former life as the host for the Official Not The Bee social podcast. They also get his take on J6, answer community questions and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode!

Subscriber StrykeEngineer joins Teej in the flesh at an undisclosed Belgian location to deliver Californian contraband, Welch's grape juice and Chic-Fil-A sauce! He shares his travelling experience and how to blend in with the Europeans, what happens when you disturb a bear's meal and what it's like to jump out of a helicopter without a parachute. We hope you enjoy this special episode.

With Teej out studying, Prof catches up with Bee subscriber @excellunch. They got to hang out together in person and answer some community questions. 

Kirgol joins Prof and Teej to celebrate @SuePeterson and @Murf reaching 5 million points. Prof has a new conspiracy theory and shares his non-woke transition to Doctor and Teej shares some more weird British stuff. The guys also welcome new users, read out subscriber published headlines PLUS an interview with none other than the 45th President, @OrangeManBad himself! We hope you enjoy this episode.

In this jam-packed episode, Prof and Teej confuse each other with British vs American English phrases. Kirgol also joins in to interview headline forum legend, MrSender38 who talks about his faith and  journey with the Bee, as well as answering your questions. They also read published headlines from the forum, as well as celebrating Prof reaching 10 million points. We hope you enjoy this episode.

In the final episode of 2022, Kirgol and LeeCory join Prof and Teej to look back over the craziness of 2022. Kirgol shares of her ascent to the Bee Writer's group and Lee answers subscriber submitted questions. Special thanks for Austin Robertson for providing a hilarious intro for this special episode. And thank you subscribers for making the Bee such a fun place.

In the 9th episode of We The Beeple, Prof, Teej and Kirgol talk to forum legend, LittleJedi to talk about the creation of the MegaDoot, answer community questions and quote Star Wars. SDH also joins us for a while to recap on Bee LIVE. Make sure to listen all the way to the end for bonus content. We hope you enjoy this episode.

In the first episode of 2023, Prof and Teej are joined by one of the most encouraging people on the planet, Bee writer, Sam Greer. Sam answers community questions, gives some inside detail and introduces an interesting segment idea. Make sure to listen all the way to the end for bonus content. We hope you enjoy this episode.

Kirgol joins Prof and Teej to chat with the wonderful and mysterious Veldsboto. He shares his favorite headlines, takes questions from the forum and proves once and for all he is not a bot (and he may even reveal how to pronounce his username!) The Bee's Community Manager SDH also makes a special guest appearance to give some extra info about the Bee live event and tell us what we can expect. All this and more on... 

In this week's episode, Prof and Teej are joined by guest co-host Disidente_Redactico to find out how he comes up with so many awesome headlines and why he appropriates Spanish culture in his username. Together they look back over what's been going on in the headline forum over the last couple of weeks and Prof and Disidente go head-to-head in The Bee of Not The Bee Quiz.

Prof and Teej interview Babylon Bee headline forum subscriber and inventor of the Redactotron 3000, Stanky Stankowicz! 

@ConservativeProf and @pure_teej join this week's co-host @twoplus2ischicken to answer subscriber questions, talk about updates to the headline forum and how to know whether Kyle likes your headline submission.

In this week's episode, Teej and Prof interview long-time Bee subscriber, SlayingGiants. There are also some very special guest contributions as we celebrate Prof reaching 5 million user points! 

Teej and Prof are joined by Kirgol to reflect back on the pilot episode of We The Beeple, changes to the forum and to answer your questions.

In this pilot episode, pure_teej and ConservativeProf are joined by some of the Headline Forum's top users to talk about how they all arrived at the Bee and what motivates them to write their headlines.