Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Here's an episode all about pancakes, customer service, breakfast eateries, great ice cream shops and jury duty. What an amazing way to kill an hour. Enjoy! 

This one starts slow, gets slower, picks up speed, gets listenable, goes off the rails, speeds right along into a brick wall and explodes. Lot's of talk about weather, diarhea, tattoos, fishing and other random junk. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about Hank's new chair, the things we'll never do again, buying a boat, where to get a great breakfast sandwich in Boise, Idaho and so much more. It's a mess. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about being the best you, you ever dreamt of being! A hot mess of an episode about vision boards, dreaming of being in the NFL, aspiring to be an astronaut, carp fishing, hacky sack, dancing and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Here's a conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin all about buying a boat, ruggedizing outdoor gear and when is good enough plenty. Enjoy

Here's a little conversation about beaver attacks and buying trucks. It's sure to make your day. Enjoy! 

Here's a meandering mess of a conversation all about nothing, AI, Baristas, Kindness, Free Burritos, Viagra, Chocolate Supplements and so much more. Please blame AI for how far off the rails this goes. Enjoy! 

Here's another should be award winner from Hank & Kevin all about pick ups, sourdough, tying flies and much much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about tents, campers, rooftops, Hanks cat, carp and so much more nonsense.  Enjoy! 

This week Hank and Kevin are going on and on about April Fools jokes, social media junk, missing brains in Malta and so much more. It's a mess! Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty about attack turkeys, a former cornhole champion, setting the bar low and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty allllll about the memories we make and forget and want to forget and forget to remember in the great outdoors. Enjoy! 

Buckle up! Hold on! Tie your shoes! Settle in! Here's a little ditty from your BFF Hank all about food hacks, the olympics, apple sauce and what it means to be average. Enjoy! 

Somewhere along the way, these episodes went off the rails. We're still not on 'em. On this episode Hank and Kevin chat about survival strategies and travel constipation. Enjoy! 

Here's a whole hour and eight minutes of absolute nonsense where Hank and Kevin regail you with stories about getting an edge at the Olympics, a weird place to find a bomb and Kevin's family cruise. Enjoy! 

Hop in the tub or whatever and enjoy this lively discussion with Hank as he meaners through random topics such as snow days, remote work, walrus wieners, coffee shop banter, the Free Solo guy climbing a sky scraper and much much more. Enjoy! 

Season 7 starts with a bang and a conversation about poop, setting low bars for 2026, collectable cereal boxes and affirmations that make no sense and too many swear words. Sorry Mom. Enjoy! 

A quick Christmas, Happy Holidays episode to say thanks to alllllll our listeners.  Enjoy! 

Well, we've reached episode 666 ... That seems weird. This one's all about sucking at fantasy football, domesticated grizzlies, poop stuff, using a bidet and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Here's an extra special episode all about Hank's trip home from Lisbon and much much more. -Enjoy! 

 Here's another episode deserving of many awards! Hank's talking house training a dog, cucumber world records, big foot, Portugal planning and so much more! Enjoy!

Here's a little ditty about a whole new way to breathe, Hank's book "My Dad Can't Catch A Fish" and Jake's Elk hunt success. It's a whole lotta nonsense, we promise. Snap It! Enjoy! 

In this episode Hank swears too much as he and Kevin discus survival, panic, indy book stores, outrage, Barnes and Noble, bad decisions and so much more! Enjoy!

Hank goes on and on an on about his trip to Edinburgh and Newcastle as though he's the only one who's ever been there. It's quite annoying. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty 'bout Wheaties, saying "my bad", companion dolls, Chunk and so much more nonsense. Enjoy!  If you have issues with audio dropping out at 31 minutes, please download again. It's been fixed! Hambone! 

Here's a little ditty about a legal battle over the game of Pickleball, Hank complaining about his work and a whole lot of other nonsense.  Enjoy! 

Hanks alllll by himself waxing poetic about a recent incident with the new dog, a neighbors driveway and poop. He'll also go on an on about fall, fall colds and when it's time to break out fall pumpkin recipes. Enjoy! 

On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting about Reno, Hank's new dog Penny, Harry Potter, poop and the joys of owning one's own outdoor, stress free business. Enjoy! 

Here's a little bit about gardening and a lotta bit about Hank's recent trip to Redoubt Mountain Lodge in Alaska. Enjoy! 

Here's a little nonsense about bad botox decisions, what to pack for Alaska, Hank's recent fishing trips and not a lot more. Enjoy! 

Little ditty about a plane crash in '51, Kevin's new job, Hank's lack of survival skills and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy. 

Here's a little recap of Hank's vacay with the old man and a short discussion about prepping for a camp trip. Somehow, that's enough nonsense to fill an hour you'll never get back. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about a whole lot of nonsense as well as a reminder to call you representatives and let them know that selling off public lands is a very very bad idea. Enjoy!

This weeks airline complaints are brought to you by ... Kevin. On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting Salmon Hats on Orcas, Bruce Springsteen, Hank missing the hatch on the ranch and plenty more nonsense. Enjoy! 

On this weeks episode Hank complains about a number of things including his unsuccesful attempt to solve the Rubix Cube that is Delta Sky Miles, his successful renewal of his passport, the Star Card and finally a rousing opinion on the sentence "it's not about the fish." Enjoy! 

Oh boy! Get ready for an hour of absolute nonsense! More nonsense than the nonsense you've come to expect. Redemption pie, when to add frosting, bear attacks, motivational posters, Yellowstone and influencers influencing. Enjoy! 

This weeks hodgepode of nonsense includes: Pie, a survivalist weiner dog, John's secret spot, board games, puzzles and so much more nonsense. Enjoy!

A hodgepodge is a disorganized, confused mish mash of various topics and dang if that don't describe this weeks episode. Hank and Kevin are chatting about vegetarian rainbow trout, American Idol, gorilla's vs human beings and a lot more nonsense. Enjoy! 

Here's a little ditty all about a new exciting alternative to horse racing, cats, when to get a new pickup, fly rods and so much more. Enjoy! 

Here's an episode all about the dark history of the Teddy Bear, Athliesure wear, shoe lace troubles, Hank's laziness, neck ties and other nonsense. Enjoy! 

Hank and Kevin are back with another rousing and pointless conversation about urinating on an airplane, how to be a horrid boat captain, Savannah and being nice. Enjoy! 

This week Hank is complaining about his friends living their best lives on dream vacations that he wasn't invited on then discussing the Pinnochio of pick ups, dogs and when's the best time to buy outdoor gear with Kevin. Enjoy! 

This week Hank is joined by the illustrious Artist Ed Anderson for a rousing conversation about Summer Camp 2025, April's IDGFA (they made that up) Carp Tournament here in Idaho, Alaska's Redoubt Mountain Lodge and a whole lot of nonsense. Enjoy! 

After a 41 minute opener about Sasquatch hunting, hip surgery and plane rides with dead people, Hank and Kevin finally get to the subject at hand: The End Of The World as we know it. What would you do if an asteroid was about to obliterate the planet? Fun stuff. Enjoy! 

This week Hank and Kevin introduce our newest Trout Jouster and Audio Engineer Sean! Enjoy this episode of nonsense where you'll learn absolutely nothing about podcasting, swimming, life and so much more! Enjoy! 

This week Hank is joined by his friend Erik to chat about bird feeders, callories, fly fishing expo's and so much less.  Enjoy! 

Here's an episode that starts off the rails, goes further off the rails and then finds its way back to rails only to leave the rails again. Enjoy!

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidaze! Hank and Kevin! 

On this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy!

After a ten minute roast (again) of Pickleball, Hank and Kevin do a deep dive into the shallow end of their favorite winter and holiday movies. Many movies that should be on the list are off the list. Whoops. Enjoy!