All Episodes
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures — 300 episodes
Episode 716 - Part One
Episode 715 - It Rained Here
Episode 714 - I Was Only Thinking About Myself
Episode 713 - Trail Boss
Episode 712 - It's Good Enough
Episode 711 - You Gotta Dance
Episode 710 - Blame AI For This
Episode 709 - What Truck You Driving?
Episode 708 - Teardrop VS Rooftop
Episode 707 - April Fool Fools
Episode 706 - Look Out For Them Turkeys
Episode 705 - Making Forgotten Memories
Episode 704 - Who Wants Salad?
Episode 703 - Shelter Food Fire
Episode 702 - Whatever It Takes
Episode 701 - The Case Of The Missing Walrus Wiener
Episode 700 - Set The Bar Low
Episode 667 - So This Is Fishmas
Episode 666 - Domesticated Grizzlies and the Bidet
Episode 665 - Flying Home From Lisbon
Episode 664 - Big Foot Didn't Take Nobody
Episode 663 - Jake Got His Elk
Episode 662 - You Should Panic
Episode 661 - Hank In The UK
Episode 660 - Podcast Of Champions
Episode 659 - The Great Pickleball Debate
Episode 658 - Fall Colds and Dog Poop
Episode 657 - If the bar ain't high
Episode 656 - A Trip To Redoubt Mountain Lodge
Episode 655 - Packing For Alaska
Episode 654 - Eastwood's Buoys
Episode 653 - Gas Mileage
Episode 652 - Keep Public Lands Public
Episode 651 - Salmon Hats
Episode 650 - It Is About The Fish
Episode 649 - Make Your Own Frosting
Episode 648 - Survival Of The Weiner Dog
Episode 647 - Hodgepodge
Episode 646 - Lettered In Schaefer Light
Episode 645 - AthLazy Wear And Slip On Shoes
Episode 644 - A Bit Of Turbulence
Episode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & Jealousy
Episode 642 - Come Carp Fishing!
Episode 641 - The End Of The World
Episode 640 - Swim Lessons
Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo
Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025
Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode
Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves
Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List
Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble
Episode 633 - Peanut For President
Episode 632 - Hey Shaq
Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals
Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats
Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0
Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom
Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind!
EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More!
Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess
Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind!
Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell
Episode 622 - Huckleberries on Mt. Everest
Episode 621 - Wish It Was Winter
Episode 620 - Friends Are Kinda Special
Episode 619 - Are Those Kids Getting Fresh Air?
Episode 618 - Ten Years Of Sausage
Episode 617 - Road Trips and Pie
Episode 616 - Let's Call This One "Syrup"
Episode 615 - Good Luck Bad Luck
Episode 614 - Nude Gardening
Episode 613 - Destination Fly Shops
Episode 612 - It begins with a poop story
Episode 611 - Barometric Mushroom Hunting
Episode 610 - Five Biggest Lies In Fishing
Episode 609 - Fly Fishing Essentials?
Episode 608 - Fun Facts About Urinating
Episode 607 - Butterflies and The Habits Of Birds
Episode 606 - What Are We Teaching Our Children?
Episode 605 - Dokken, Ice Man and Reel Recovery
Episode 604 - Ed and The ElkCamino
Episode 603 - Corner Crossing
Episode 602 - Pilot Lights And Praying Mantis
Episode 601 - Good Times And Guiding
Episode 600 - Nonsense and Camper Camping
Episode 543 - Cannonball Plunge
Episode 542 - This Is Your Year!
Episode 541 - A Donner Party Christmas
Episode 540 - Call Me Pickle
Episode 539 - Claire's Elaborate Plan
Episode 538 - All The Tacos
Episode 537 - Thankful To Be Alive
EPISODE 536 - Get Your Elk?
Episode 535 - Ankle Deep In A Bucket Of Hot Water
Episode 534 - When Giraffe's Attack!
Episode 533 - It's Good To Be Valued
Episode 532 - A Python Like Tyson's Bicep
Episode 531 - That Better Be An Heirloom Watch
Episode 530 - Don't Be Mad, Let's Go Fishing
Episode 529 - Highs And Low Bars
Episode 528 - Clothespin For My Nose, Bucket For My Ass
Episode 527 - Rafting For World Peace
Episode 526 - Manatees, Spiders, Cocaine! Oh My!
Episode 525 - Summer Sucks!
Episode 524 - Swimming On Safari
Episode 523 - Lab Grown Chicken Meat
Episode 522 - National Park Entry Quiz
Episode 521 - We're Out Of Yogurt
Episode 520 - That's Not Toilet Paper
Episode 519 - History's Most Brutal Bear Attack
Episode 518 - Bear Meat Candy Man
Episode 517 - Rabid Cats And Public Lands
Episode 516 - Where's The Furthest Bar?
Episode 515 - Surviving National Parks
Episode 514 - Mickey Is Waiting
Episode 513 - Surviving Pickleball
EPISODE 512 - Spin The Wheel And Pray For Help
Episode 511 - Roar And A Pile Of Dead Cats
Episode 510 - Horny Horny Hippo
Episode 509 - Ganja Grizz and The Wings Of Hope
Episode 508 - Surviving Wrangle Island
Episode 507 - Lost In The Wilderness
Episode 506 - Bat Meat In The Desert
Episode 505 - Suicidal Pecans and Hypothermia
Episode 504 - RUGBURN
Episode 503 - A Lovely View From Hell
Episode 502 - Donner Party Did It
Episode 501 - Walrus Roman Candles
Episode 438 - A Good Time To Get Outside
Episode 437 - Don't Fight The Winter
Episode 436 - Useful and Useless Holidaze Gift Guide
Episode 435 - Thankful Thankful Thankful
Episode 434 - Winter In Texas
Episode 433 - Dogs Don't Give Kisses
Episode 432 - Surviving an EDventure
Episode 431 - Finding Elk and Surviving Nukes
Episode 430 - Weighed Down Walleye
Episode 429 - Gatorade Goat Gangs
Episode 428 - Kickin' Pinecones and Skippin Flat Stones
Episode 227 - Cow Burps
Episode 226 - Emotional Support Gator
Episode 425 - Soaking Up The Poop Water
Episode 424 - Three Bodies, Two Heads and a Foot
Episode 423 - Death By Photo
Episode 422 - Escape From Fart Prison
Episode 421 - Why Climb A Mountain?
Episode 420 - The Universe Has Your Back
Episode 419 - Go Play Outside
Episode 418 - No Jet Skiing In Heaven
Episode 417 - Bird Food For Bears
Episode 416 - Snakes Had Legs
Episode 415 - Wash Your Own Balls
Episode 414 - Where'd You Hide The Body?
Episode 413 - Keg Stands In Mesopotamia
Episode 412 - Is That A Crossbow In Your Pants?
Episode 411 - Windshield Shattering Season
Fart Chicken Replay
Episode 410 - Weird Wild Deep Sea Wieners
Episode 409 - Deep Fried Cheese Curd
Episode 408 - Happy Birthday Yellowstone
Episode 407 - Hungry Bears And Hairless Cats
Episode 406 - Frozen Wieners & Dog Poop
Episode 405 - Chewbacca Don't Mind The Cold
Episode 404 - Coffee Anyone?
Episode 403 - Welcome To Dick Shooter, Idaho
Episode 402 - Kick Ass Bear Spray Holster
Episode 401 - To Drink Or Not To Drink Your Urine
Episode 343 - Ice On The Nether Region
Episode 342 - Hank To Alaska
Episode 341 - Prison Rules
Episode 340 - Red Fish & Chum
Thank You Thank You
Episode 339 - Elk In Vegas
Episode 338 - Donner Party Planner
Episode 337 - They Wandered Off The Trail
Episode 336 - Don't Let The Island Vibes Go
Episode 335 - Vacations & Adventures
Episode 334 - He Found Himself
Episode 333 - Perpetually Unemployed
Episode 332 - Morning Ham
ReReleasing The Essential Oils
Episode 331 - Hobbit LIfe
Episode 330 - Feed The Bats Chili
Episode 329 - Just Add Butter
Episode 328 - Weary Traveler Talking And Talking
Episode 327 - Why They Call It Freestyle
Episode 326 - Ponder The Vastness Of The Universe
Episode 325 - Being A Good Neighbor
Episode 324 - Gator Trappers Wanted
Episode 323 - Let Your Meat Rest
Episode 322 - Are Those Bats Buffy?
Episode 321 - Diving For Lobster
Episode 320 - Sperm Whale Vomit
Episode 319 - Don't Buy Bargain Meat
Episode 318 - Elevate Your Meat
Episode 317 - Better To Be Lucky Than Good
Episode 316 - Unicorn Serial Killer
Episode 315 - International Tent Thief
Episode 314 - Mosquitoes Came First
Episode 313 - Bear Suits And Wind
Episode 312 - Don't Pee On The Fire
Episode 311 - Hank Wasn't Invited
Episode 310 - Why Hippos Have Tails
Episode 309 - Fragile Indoorsman
Episode 308 - Golf Balls And Sport Jackets
Episode 307 - PoopHenge
Episode 306 - Dig A Deeper Hole
305 - The Heavens Had Thai Food
Episode 304 - Surviving Survivalist
Episode 303 - Wally The Wolverine
Episode 302 - Doomsday Preppy
Episode 301 - It's Not A Pet It's A Prisoner
Hank Called In Sick
Episode 300 - Happy New Beer!
We Wish You A Merry Fishmas!
Episode 234 - Warm Heart Cockles
Episode 333 - A Drumstick In Every Bite
Episode 232 - Bonked!
Episode 231 - Yellowstone Fart Chicken
Episode 230 - Stuffed With Ghost Peppers
Episode 229 - Gored, Golf and Sad Sacks
Episode 228 - Harry Potter and The Magic Glow Gun
Episode 227 - Enjoy The Journey
Episode 226 - Who Provides The Beer?
EPISODE 225 - If You Go To Find Yourself, Bring Groceries
Episode 215 - Parakeet Falconer
Episode 223 - Lordy Be Hank Got Outside
Episode 222 - Squatch Watch
Episode 221 - Bison At The Cheesecake Factory
Episode 220 - Babe 3 The Reckoning
Episode 219 - Don't Forget To Forget The Salad
Episode 218 - Just Say Nope
Episode 217 - Chainsaw Wielding Baboons
Episode 216 - Camping Curious
Episode 215 - Hank's Fortress Of Solitude
Episode 214 - RV's and Keggers and Bears Oh My!
Episode 213 - Hank Needed To Go Fishing
EPISODE 212 - PYTHONS, HOP SCOTCH, VISION QUESTS AND MORE
Episode 211 - Go Find Something To Do
Episode 210 - Slippery Steps And Marbles
Episode 209 - Workin' A Big Brown
Episode 208 - Hey, Watch Your Step
Episode 207 - First Degree Murder Hornets
Episode 206 - Catch Keep Release Repeat
Episode 205 - Social Distancing Elmo
Episode 204 - Essential Oils
Episode 203 - Rat Gangs And Urine
Episode 202 - Quarantine The Wien!
Episode 201 - What Are You Bringing To The Apocalypse?
Episode 48 - Please Don't Shake Hank's Hand
Episode 47 - Alone In The Wild
Episode 46 - The F3T Road Crew
Episode 45 - The Reel Recovery Experience
Episode 44 - Wouldn't Do That
Episode 43 - Making An Outdoor Film?
Episode 42 - Camping Hacks By Camping Hacks
Episode 41 - Firecracker In The Marshmallow er Games Part 2
Episode 40 - Games To Play While Camping
Episode 39 - Kevin Brought Beer
Gifts, Goals & Baby Yoda
Episode 38 - Ahhh The Holidaze
Episode 37 - Winter Hot Spots
Episode 36 - Winter In The Out Of Doors
Episode 35 - It's Thanksgiving Hank Patterson!
Episode 34 - Guides, clients and other ramblings.
Episode 33 - Manufacturing the outdoors
Episode 32 - How To Tell A Halloween Campfire Story
Episode 31 - Outdoorsy Jobs
Episode 30 - Lodge Lodgings
Episode 29 - Don't Try The Blowfish
Episode 28 - BROHIO
Episode 27 The Very Definition Of Dedication
Episode 26 - It's not for everyone.
Episode 25 - Relationship Advice For The Outdoorsy
Episode 24 - Does The Outdoor World Really Need That?
Episode 23 - Wolf Attacks & Gear Not To Splurge On
Episode 22 - Do I Have A Job Tomorrow?
Episode 21 - 24 Hours
Episode 20 - A Not So Artsy Conversation With Ed Anderson
Episode 19 - Grapes Of Wrath Campground
Episode 18 - Camping With The Dogs
Episode 17 - Pretend Camping
Episode 16 - Bad Movies Are For Camping
Taking a week off for the 4th of July
Episode 15 - Hank's Trip To Bozeman
Episode 14 - Owning A Cabin
Blah Blah Blah Hank Ate An Entire Cheesecake
Episode 12 - Hank's Guide To Kauai
Episode 11 - Summer Preparations
The Pointless Joys Of Hiking
Episode 9 - Beyond Bro
Episode 8 - The History Of Camping
Episode 7 - Conservation Conversations
Episode 6 - Wading In Rivers
Episode Five - Camping with the kids
Episode 4- Tents VS. Campers
Episode 3 That One Time In Alaska
How To Survive Yellowstone National Park
Episode 1 - If Hank Talks In A Forest...
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