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Hard Factor — 1000 episodes

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Man Hikes 10 Miles with Pole Fully Impaled Through Body | 7.27.26

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Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust | 7.24.26

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Gen Z Fashion Trend Is A Dad's Worst Nightmare & Sentient Goldfish  | 7.23.26

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Japan Creates Sweat-Powered Shirt | 7.22.26

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Apparently You Can’t Sign Your Prison Letters in Cum | 7.21.26

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The Tate Brothers arrested for a 5th time | 7.20.26

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EPISODE 2000!! One Of The Greatest Insider Trading Scams Of All Time | 7.17.26

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Putting the Troops on TRT while Farting in the Senate | 7.16.26

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Japanese Men Don’t Do Porn and Nepalese Elephants Never Forget | 7.15.26

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The Most Terrifying App Ever, Space Flashlights & Shit Sandwiches | 7.14.26

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Lindsey Graham dies suddenly at 71 | 7.13.26

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Flight Instructor Jumps out of Training Plane in Midair | 7.10.26

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Man Cuts Off Own Weiner Then Sets It On Fire | 7.9.26

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Graham Platner and the condoms | 7.8.26

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DOCKING: "That Kind" Not Allowed in Turkey | 7.7.26

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FREE PATREON PREVIEW: The Pat & Wes Show | 7.6.26

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PSA - Don't Put Drugs in Your Hoo-Ha (Happy 4th!) | 7.3.26

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Couple climbs Empire State building | 7.2.26

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Nerd Card Game Once Again Plagued By Players With Poor Hygiene | 7.1.26

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Real-Life Mexican Batman Strikes Again | 6.30.26

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You Can Go Fund the World’s Smallest Peen | 6.29.26

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World Cup at the Beach + Ye in San Antonio | 6.26.26

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Birds Practicing “Self Care”, DEA Scandals, & A Pastor Beatdown Caught On Camera   6.25.26

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Couple Gives Wild Show at Guns 'n Roses Concert | 6.24.26

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Oklahoma Arby’s manager accused of giving customer herpes | 6.23.26

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FMF Bonus Guess that Crime!!! | 6.22.26

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Shit Sandwiches, Micropenis Awareness & Great News For Potheads Who Love Guns | 6.19.26

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Vietnam Cracking Down on Illegal Cat Meat Industry | 6.18.26

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Man Who Habitually Squirted Sea-Men On Women for 30 Years Caught | 6.17.26

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Ohio Union fighting goats taking their contracts | 6.16.26

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Did President Trump Meet With Aliens & China Is Way More Racist Than We Thought | 6.15.26

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Man Hides in Bushes to Kidnap Ding-Dong Ditchers | 6.12.26

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Trump Loves Inflation | 6.11.26

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Shrek Penises & BDSM Session Turns Deadly | 6.10.26

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Massive WWE American Flag Causes Power Outage | 6.9.26

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Dan Sullivan's Square-off for Alaska Senate Seat | 6.8.26

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Druids and Witches are NO LONGER Welcome in the Military | 6.5.26

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George Santos is Back! | 6.4.26

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Dusty Mexicans Were A Dead Giveaway For This Drug Tunnel | 6.3.26

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Men are Popping In and Out of Manholes all over Brooklyn | 6.2.26

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Tiny Home’s Poop Stench is Crippling Neighborhood | 6.1.26

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Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife | 5.29.26

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One Of The Best Bodycam Videos You Will Ever See  | 5.28.26

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Dog Accidentally Uses Shotgun on Woman | 5.27.26

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Talk about a clay court: French Open tennis player’s tummy troubles | 5.26.26

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Florida Women Gone WILD | 5.25.26

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Woman's Application to "Whites-Only" Neighborhood Denied Over Black Husband | 5.22.26

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Lyft Driver Uses AI to Fake a Mess and Charge a Cleaning Fee | 5.21.26

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PenisMaxxing and Weed Flies Free Now | 5.20.26

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The Edgar Haircut is getting banned | 5.19.26

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Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Is BACK, So Is Ebola | 5.18.26

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Chud the Builder Charged with Attempted Murder | 5.15.26

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Alex Murdaugh’s Murder Convictions Overturned and Onion Pockets | 5.14.26

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No More Smoking in San Francisco & Wes is Upset | 5.13.26

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Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26

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Government Releases UFO Videos and Men Inflating Their Ballsacks like Balloons | 5.11.26

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'Adopt Me' Pit Bull Murders Family Dog | 5.8.26

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Kids are Using Fake Mustaches to Watch Porn | 5.7.26

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Secret Self Service and Hantavirus Cruise Ship | 5.6.26

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JPMC Sex Slave Update AGAIN & Sex With Trash Cans | 5.5.26

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Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26

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Louisiana Chinese Restaurant Caught Serving Roadkill | 5.1.26

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The Secret Life of a Commercial Banking S3x Sl@ve | 4.30.26

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Man On Vacation Is Killed By Snake Charmer's Cobra | 4.29.26

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Dead Man Talked to Guests at His AI Hologram Funeral | 4.28.26

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Assassination Attempt Numero Three | 4.27.26

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The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise | 4.24.26

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Was A Prominent Civil Rights Organization Funding The KKK?! | 4.23.26

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Drunk Dildo Prank Goes Too Far? | 4.22.26

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Sexy Snorkeling captain stabbed by dweeb tourist | 4.21.26

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Beagle Testing Labratory Swarmed by Anrgy Mob | 4.20.26

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Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26

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SantaCon Fraud, Doctor Jesus Trump and Wizard Detective Psycho | 4.16.26

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Hero HS Principal tackles would be school shooter | 4.15.26

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The FAA Wants Your Life In The Hands Of Gamers | 4.14.26

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Hospitalized by "Fun" Pipe Bomb for House Party | 4.13.26

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Steam Rooms are Turning Straight Men Gay | 4.10.26

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Artemis Astronauts may be forced to brown in bags | 4.9.26

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Tennessee School Board Member gets "Hot" and Handsy w/ Student at Meeting | 4.8.26

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Mall Easter Bunny Got Sexually Assaulted While In Costume  | 4.7.26

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The Air Tight Sode - Florida Man Friday | 4.6.26

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Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face | 4.3.26

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NASA Artemis II Finally Launched and the Toilet Broke Immediately | 4.2.26

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Kristi Noem Suffers Another Big L At The Breasts Of Her Husband | 4.1.26

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Are we deploying ground troops? One Stripper says so | 3.31.26

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Thieves Stole Every Kit Kat Bar Ruining Easter | 3.30.26

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Italian Anarchists Accidentally Blown Up by Own Bomb | 3.27.26

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United Airlines Unveils The Best Way To Have Sex On A Plane | 3.26.26

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Five Nights at Epstein’s | 3.25.26

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Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend | 3.24.26

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Teleported to Waffle House Against Your Will | 3.23.26

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A Woman With Boobs So Big She Can’t Fly Coach | 3.20.26

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Why Are Birds Now Addicted to Cigs? | 3.19.26

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Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails | 3.18.26

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Are You Sucking On A Dead Person’s Breasts, You MIGHT BE?! | 3.17.26

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STONE COLD | 3.16.26 | Aliens and Pardon Extortionists

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UFC fighters to train FBI agents | 3.13.26

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Mysterious Chickens Terrorize California | 3.12.26

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The Bishop Who Really Loved Tijuana Prostitutes | 3.11.26

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Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex | 3.10.26

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Meta AI Glasses Sharing Customers’ Nudes to Employees | 3.9.26

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Bad Day 4 Hotties: Britney Gets DUI & Noem Fired | 3.6.26

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Woman Hires Otter to Search for Mother's Remains | 3.5.26

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Shia LaBeouf Blames “Big Scary Gay Men” For Recent Arrest | 3.4.26

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The Mayor, the Mom, the Son’s Friend Banging Homewrecker | 3.3.26

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Camel Beauty Pageants & Call Center AI w/ Thick Latina Accent | 3.2.26

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Pentagon at War with Anthropic, while AI's Boast a 95% Nuke Rate | 2.27.26

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AI Bloopers & The Mormon Drink Sweeping The Nation | 2.26.26

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Alleged Murderer found Naked in WV Casino | 2.25.26

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Missing mom shows up 24 years later | 2.24.26

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The Jalisco Cartel is Big Mad About El Mencho’s Death | 2.23.26

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Former Prince Andrew Questioned 11+ Hours over Epstein Files | 2.20.26

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The Disgraceful Episode: Hypnotists, Tech Cons, Affairs, Hazing | 2.19.26

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Epstein’s Ranch is now a Christian worship center | 2.18.26

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Michael B Gropin’ & Real Life Robin Hoods In Canada | 2.17.26

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Hooker Unions, Fart Data, Olympic Sex & Getting Naagin’d | 2.16.26

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NY man loses golf bet, can only eat Wendy’s Chili for a month | 2.13.26

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Drug Dealer Rigs House With “Home Alone” Style Booby Traps | 2.12.26

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Guthrie Kidnapper Suspect Finally Detained | 2.11.26

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Paramedic Denied Bail for Way Too Many Bodily Fluid Pranks | 2.10.26

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Cabo, Japan, Guthrie and the Algorithm Super Bowl Hangover Sode | 2.9.26

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Olive Garden Chef Fries Himself To Death During Dinner Service | 2.6.26

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Homeless Prince Andrew, Robot C0ckfighting, and Little Caesars | 2.5.26

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Man arrested again for seeking diaper changes, pretending to be disabled | 2.4.26

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Another Frenchman Shoved a WWI Shell Up His Rump | 2.3.26

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The stuff in the Epstein files is INSANE | 2.2.26

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Hot Sex Teachers & Florida Man’s Sexual Performances With A Vacuum  | 1.30.26

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Teacher Vindicated in Court for Reading "I Need a New Butt" | 1.29.26

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You’ve Gotta Hear What Sister Hong’s Doing in China | 1.28.26

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Doomsday Clock is Soooo Close to Midnight | 1.27.26

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Minnesota's Deadly ICE and "Feet of the World" | 1.26.26

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New Gaza Just Dropped & Gay Pandas?! | 1.23.26

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Restaurant Serves You Serial Killers’ Identical Last Meals | 1.22.26

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MASSIVE college & Chinese basketball point shaving scandal | 1.21.26

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Murderous Elephant Extends Killing Spree to 22 | 1.20.26

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Penisgate, Getting Dumped By AI & Smelling Farts For Mental Health | 1.19.26

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Hometown Double Murder for Brazilian Nanny’s Butt | 1.16.26

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Would You Chop Your Nuts Off To Live Longer? | 1.15.26

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Trump Flicks Off Ford Employee | 1.14.26

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Drivers Ed Teacher Rewards Good Teen Drivers With Porn | 1.13.26

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Grave Robbing, Nazis Hacked, Serial Killer Animal and SAing Google Exec | 1.12.26

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Someone stole a NJ bar’s prized walrus dong | 1.9.26

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Hangin' Hog and Walkin' the Dog | 1.8.26

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The Butt Stuff Episode | 1.7.26

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Squatters Removed via Sword and Chinese Fat Prisons | 1.6.26

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So we own Venezuela now? | 1.5.26

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Florida Man Friday - Do You Think You Could Shatter a Toilet? | 1.2.26

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New Year, New Insane Office Policies | 1.1.26

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Choked Out By Stefon Diggs & The Japanese Marrying AI | 12.31.25

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Twenty Twenty Sex | 12.30.25

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AI Marilyn Monroe Chatbot has been a Bad Girl | 12.29.25

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Florida Men Angering Their Wives Immensely | 12.26.25

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Chimpanzees Are Bad Pets, Powerball Dreams, Erection Monitor + More | 12.25.25

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NY School District Putting Problem Kids in ‘Timeout Boxes’ | 12.24.25

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Epstein Files Finally "Drop" | 12.22.25

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Italy Is Officially the Birthplace of Incest & Trump On A Holiday Heater | 12.19.25

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Hot Ladies with Santa festishes are scouting malls | 12.18.25

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Billion Dollar “Dracula Land” and Billions Spent on OF | 12.17.25

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Rob Reiner & His Wife Were Brutally Murdered By Their Own Loser Son 12.16.25

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Bondi Beach Terror Attack, Scams, and Viagra for Chicks | 12.15.25

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Michigan Coach SAGA & Trump Assaulted In San Antonio | 12.12.25

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Woman hit w/ HEAVY cleaning fee after giving birth in Waymo | 12.11.25

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Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus BUSTED in Bali | 12.10.25

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Drone Delivers Crab Legs, Steaks, Weed, and Cigs to Inmates | 12.9.25

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Flat Earth Treasure Hunt With Reward Worth Billions | 12.8.25

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Foreign women are SEEKING American men like you | 12.5.25

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Frosty the Snowman’s Multiple Secret Families | 12.4.25

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25-Year-Old Rapper “Toosii” Commits to Play Football For Syracuse| 12.3.25

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Frenchman Tricks 200 Women Into Peeing Their Pants | 12.2.25

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'Belligerent' man pointed gun at three 12-year-old Christmas carolers | 12.1.25

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FMF: Old Gay Sniffies, Baby Shower Beatdowns & More! | 11.28.25

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Grady Judd's Coffee Deals and some SICK Puppies | 11.27.25

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Women Strong Enough to Lift You for 69s | 11.26.25

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There may be 3D printed meat in Campbells Soup | 11.25.25

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Texas Men Caught Trying to Capture Haitian Island as Slaves | 11.24.25

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North Korea Hates Boob Jobs | 11.21.25

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Epstein’s Lemon/Egg Shaped Penis & Chat GPT Psychosis | 11.20.25

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Epstein files are set to be released | 11.19.25

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Food Scams Are Killing Restaurants & Thomas Crooks Loved Muscular Women | 11.18.25

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Psychotic AI Teddy Bears | 11.17.25

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Turns out Hitler had a mico-dong | 11.14.25

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Rich Humans Paid to Murder Poor Humans in the 90s | 11.13.25

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Holiday "Bearista" Starbucks Cup Causing Fights | 11.12.25

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When Pranking The Homeless Goes Too Far?! | 11.11.25

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Government Shutdown Ending and Robot Age Beginning | 11.10.25

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Japan deploys troops to control bear attacks | 11.7.25

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Massive Brawl at Texas Bass Pro Opening | 11.6.25

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FBI Flags Over 100 UFC Fights for Match Fixing | 11.5.25

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Holocaust Themed Halloween Float Causes Uproar In Hanover, PA | 11.4.25

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Robot Butlers - THEY’RE HERE to DO your wife | 11.3.25

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The Boob Episode! Happy Halloween | 10.31.25

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The Next Craze In Emotional Support Creatures Hits The US | 10.30.25

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Hep C Infected Monkeys Escape from Flipped Truck in MS | 10.29.25

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Albania Announces World's First AI Pregnancy | 10.28.25

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Starting Sh!t: Nazi Uniform at Georgia Bar and Chainsaw Road Rage | 10.27.25

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FBI Uncovers NBA Gambling Ring With Ties To The Mob | 10.24.25

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Woman Burns Down Entire Apartment Complex to Kill One Roach | 10.23.25

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Man Busted for doing dong surgeries out of his ‘92 Corolla | 10.22.25

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The Greatest Publicity Stunt Of All Time & Hooters Is SAVED | 10.21.25

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The Louvre and Prince Andrew Lose Royal Jewels

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Hottest Serial Killer and Smelliest Protest Ever | 10.17.25

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Do you even Nutmaxx? | 10.16.25

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Controversy Strikes Ireland as Buxom Statue's Breasts Rubbed Raw | 10.15.25

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Hunting Squirrels With Your Bare Hands & Teeth | 10.14.25

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Eating Live Frogs, Days of Traffic and Racist Restaurants | 10.13.25

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RFK Jr. drops new Autism cause: Circumcision | 10.10.25

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Drinking Cow Urine and Using "Education Collars" to Better Ourselves | 10.9.25

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ICE In Chicago, The Pope Blesses ICE & Beluga Whales On ICE & ICED Out Swans | 10.8.25

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Costco Plans On Making Everyone Skinny and We Have Alien DNA | 10.7.25

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Mark Sanchez blacked out and got stabbed | 10.6.25

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Forced to Resign for Denying a Sword to King Charles | 10.3.25

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Japanese Man Invents Bra That Only A Designated Person Can Unlock | 10.2.25

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NHS Says Great News For First Cousin Effers | 10.1.25

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MUST LISTEN: There is a SERIOUS corn dog recall warning | 9.30.25

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Teacher Apologizes for Feeding Kittens to Class Snake | 9.29.25

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Woman Makes Insane Confession After Being Duct Taped On Flight | 9.26.25

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Let’s Nuke a M’Fing Asteroid with Poop Spray | 9.25.25

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A third attempted plot on Trump, this time at the U.N. | 9.24.25

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AI Videos Of Women Being Shot & Murdered Have Begun To Surface Online | 9.23.25

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Nuns Breakout of Nursing Home to Reclaim Rightful Home | 9.22.25

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Brigitte Macron Has a US Court Case About Her Genitals | 9.19.25

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Strip club gave auditor lap dances to reduce $8m tax bill | 9.18.25

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Police Officer Blowies and President Nearly Killed via Witchcraft | 9.17.25

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A Deep Look Inside Europe's Sex Doll Brothels | 9.16.25

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FBI Meth Incineration Leads to Animal Shelter Evacuation | 9.15.25

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Ivy Leaguers caught skinning bear in dorm | 9.12.15

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Charlie Kirk Murdered in Utah | 9.11.25

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Famous Singer’s Tesla Found With Dismembered Body Inside | 9.10.25

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Epstein's Birthday Book and Holy Land Turned Mega Park | 9.9.25

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Conor McGregor is running for President | 9.8.25

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Tax Fraud, Sex Fraud, and Foot Fraud (Allegedly) | 9.5.25

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Putin & Xi Meet To Discuss Immortality & Bang Prostitutes  | 9.4.25

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Bombing Drug Boats, Stealing for Escorts and Nut Stabbings | 9.3.25

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Dude Caught Jackin' at Korn Concert | 9.2.25

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Florida Man in Batman Pajamas Apprehends Neighborhood Thief | 9.1.25

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Angry Men With Giant Foreheads & Bad News For Fat People Who Fly | 8.29.25

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Disgusting Minneapolis Shooting and Pregnancy Fraud | 8.28.25

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Turns out shrooms can make you younger | 8.27.25

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Warden Viewed Female Inmate Strip Search Videos Over 3K Times | 8.26.25

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The French Are Jerking Off Orcas At An Alarming Rate | 8.25.25

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Castrations, Cracker Barrel, and Dating Ugos | 8.22.25

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Trump orders the wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb | 8.21.25

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40 Year-Old Man Lodged Inside Playground Tube Slide | 8.20.25

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The Matrix Is Here & Robots Will Soon Grow Our Babies Inside Of Them | 8.19.25

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People Forget Canada Has A British King | 8.18.25

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Pink Shirt guy who threw sandwich at ICE officer ID’d | 8.15.25

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Zelenskyy vs. Centimeters + Cam'ron vs. Omar Gooding | 8.14.25

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Woman Sues Company For Paying Her To Not Work | 8.13.25

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Man busted for illegal at-home genital ultrasound operation | 8.12.25

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Brazilian Couple Screws to Death | 8.11.25

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US Rep Cory Mills Accused of Threatening Ex w/ Revenge Vids | 8.8.2025

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More WNBA Dildos & Superman Joins ICE | 8.7.25

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French Farmers Take The Law Into Their Own Hands | 8.6.25

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Pets for Tiger Feed, and How to Properly Dispose of a Sex Doll | 8.5.25

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Dildos Are Being Thrown Onto WNBA Courts | 8.4.25

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Robot rabbits being used to catch pythons | 8.1.25

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Vodka Disaster, Radioactive Wasps, and Politician Set on Fire | 7.31.25

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Oklahoma Education Board Meeting Ruined by Nudity on TV | 7.30.25

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Stripper Claims A Texas State Rep. Wanted To C$m In His Daughter’s Bake Sale Cookies  | 7.29.25

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Shrek Guy Won't Stop Sniffing Butts in Public | 7.28.25

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Trump Bans Homeless, Chuck E Cheese Arrested on Fraud Charges | 7.25.25

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The Craziest Medical Stories We've Ever Covered | 7.24.25

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A Warning for all Organ Donors | 7.23.25

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The Swingathon Is Back & Bill Gates Wants To Fill The Earth With Shit | 7.22.25

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Sex Birthday Card, Sex Guru Camp, and Sex Dolls in the River | 7.21.25

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Don’t Cheat On Your Wife At A Coldplay Concert | 7.18.25

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The “Beijing Bikini” Is This Year's Coolest Fashion Trend | 7.17.25

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Grok’s has a new anime prostitute feature | 7.16.25

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Tiny Frenchman Escapes Prison Inside Cellmate's Luggage | 7.15.25

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You’ll Never Guess What Chimps Are Shoving Up Their Butts| 7.14.25

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‘I buy crack houses’ | 7.11.25

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Grok Chatbot Goes Full Kanye With Latest Update | 7.10.25

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The Shoe Bomber's Plot Finally Foiled 24 Years Later | 7.9.25

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Epstein List Vanishes Like a Fart in the Wind | 7.8.25

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Tragic Texas Floods & Out of Control Urine Samples In Scotland | 7.7.25

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Florida Man Takes Shark to the Face | 7.4.25

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Sweaty crotches setting off TSA alarms | 7.3.25

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Decapitations and Brutal European Lottery Prank | 7.2.25

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DOJ Announces Largest Ever Medicare Fraud | 7.1.25

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Man steals over 100k in bull semen | 6.30.25

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Diddy gettin Slippery and Daddy's Home 3 | 6.27.25

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Move Over Alcatraz for Alligator Alcatraz | 6.26.25

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Offensive Juneteenth Cakes At Kroger, Set The Internet Ablaze | 6.25.25

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It’s a TOTAL CEASE FIRE!?! | 6.24.25

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US Bombs Iran Nuclear Sites and Breast Jiggling "Incident" | 6.23.25

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Man with Girlfriend and Child Marries ChatGPT | 6.20.25

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Teacher Gives Special Needs Kids “Hard” Mountain Dew During Class | 6.19.25

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Pizza Orders in DC Can Predict War | 6.18.25

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Israel vs. Iran, Minnesota Madman, and Fat Guys Breaking Chairs | 6.17.25

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Fat Guy and Waterslides Lawsuit | FMF Patreon 6.16.25

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One Man Survives India Air Crash | 6.13.25

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A Man, His Mule, & A Raccoon, Wreak Havoc On Small Kentucky Town | 6.12.25

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Costco Makes MAJOR Changes, Customers Divided | 6.11.25

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MAGA Babies and the Greatest Scientific Advancement Ever | 6.10.25

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National Guard Called To LA & Will AI Artists Kill Pop Stars?! | 6.9.25

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Trump vs. Elon - Battle for world domination | 6.6.25

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Nuking the Ocean Floor to Save the Planet | 6.5.25

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Blake Lively's Lawsuit is Dismissed and the Dutch Government Collapse - 6.4.25

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People In China Are Paying To “Work” At Fake Jobs To Save Face | 6.3.25

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Who gave Elon Musk his black eye? | 6.2.25

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Sickening Farts, Tripping Hikers, and Bathwater | 5.30.25

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No More Beagle Testing but New Asteroids Heading Straight to Earth | 5.29.25

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New AI Programs Are Blackmailing Users!? | 5.28.25

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The President of France's Wife Slapped Him | 5.27.25

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Florida Man Assaults a Del Taco with a Pipe Wrench | 5.26.25

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Horrible News for Fat People, Springsteen Cover Bands, and North Korean Ships | 5.23.25

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China Is Creating Robot Slaves With Human Brains!? | 5.22.25

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Meet Diddy’s New Boy Toy ‘The Punisher’ | 5.21.25

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Hand Grenade Show & Tell, Advanced Grizzly Bears, Podium Pleasures, and Onions | 5.20.25

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Prison Breaks, Hacked Solar Panels and Sailboat Disasters | 5.19.25

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The Mastubating Mayor of Minot | 4.3.25

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Doordash to offer financing for pizza | 3.27.25

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Tiger Woods & Vanessa Trump: America’s Hottest New Couple | 3.26.25

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Tigers Are Eating LOTS of Russians & Wombat Woes In Australia | 3.21.25

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Insane revelations in new JFK files! | 3.19.25

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Starbucks Barista Melts Customer’s Penis With Hot Tea | 3.17.25

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Duterte’s cell at the Hague has a foosball table | 3.13.15

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Druski Implicated In Revised Diddy Lawsuit!? | 3.11.25

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Incredible ‘OnlyFans’ Class Action Lawsuit | 3.7.25

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“Karen” Gets Fired After Leaving Racist Message On Restaurant Receipt | 3.6.25

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Man Caught Making Love to MetroLink Train, Twice | 3.5.25

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Wedding Guest Leaves Wedding to Blow Up Brides House | 3.4.25

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Trump Critiques Zelenskyy's Clothes, JD Vance Called a "B!tch"?? | 3.3.25

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RIP Gene Hackman & Soon Bang’s Prostitution Ring Gets Busted | 2.28.25

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Airport Issues: Coke Toupees and Dead Middle Seat Passengers | 2.26.25

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If We Lose 'Hooters' We Lose Our Humanity | 2.24.25

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Ramen Shop Owner Puts Bounty On Customer Who Wrote Bad Review | 2.21.25

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Transgender Vegan Murder Cult Busted | 2.20.25

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The New Generation of Fake ID’s are “unbeatable” | 2.14.25

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NO BUGS IN FOOD, Tigers, Nudes, and More w/ PETA | 2.13.25

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Companies are Considering Offering Employees “Sex Days” | 2.12.25

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Kanye West Is Selling Swastika Shirts Via His SUPER BOWL Ad | 2.11.25

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Is the TLC Tourettes Girl Faking it? | 2.10.25

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Plastic in Brains, Mealworms in European Food, and Guys in Saunas | 6.7.25

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Man Proves Friend’s Claim of Bullet Dodging Ability False | 2.6.25

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Egg Wars: 100K Eggs Stolen from PA Distributor | 2.5.25

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North Koreans Fight Over Human Poop In Order To Meet New Quota | 2.4.25

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NYC Woman Running a Mack Through Pakistan | 2.3.25

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DC Crash and Women Farting and Twerking Their Way to Trouble | 1.31.25

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Morgue Transpo breaks into dead guy’s apt to seduce sex doll | 1.30.25

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Will Trump’s Face Be Put On Mount Rushmore?! | 1.29.25

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Cost-Effective Chinese Ai Blows the Stock Market's Tits Off | 1.28.24

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Bigfoot Hunter Completely Embarrasses His Wife | 1.27.25

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Boners May Soon Be Banned In Mississippi & Erection Tracking Contests | 1.24.25

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Is the Australian KKK Cruise Ship a False Flag? | 1.23.25

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Teacher Caught Raising Elementary School Student's Baby | 1.22.24

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Inauguration Filled with Speeches, Applause, Breasts and Elon’s Salute | 1.21.25

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College Kids frame Soldier as Pedo for Social Media Beatdown | 1.17.25

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Drake's Lawsuit takes a trip to the Soft Corner | 1.16.25

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Fake Jobs, Fake Genitals, and the Hottest Congressional Fight Ever | 1.15.25

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We Are Eating All The Peyote & Native Americans Are PISSED! | 1.14.25

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A dump in a Family Dollar | 1.13.25

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Crocodiles are Evolving to Lure Humans to Hunt them?? | 1.10.25

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California Wildfire, Cigarette Ban, and Bodies on Planes | 1.9.25

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Man Gets Trapped In Waymo Car & Which Countries Are “Packin” | 1.8.25

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Trudeau is gone, Trump to be sentenced | 1.7.25

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The Sh!t Sandwich Cop is BACK | 1.6.25

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New Year’s Resolutions & Drunk Police Officer Releases Prisoners On NYE | 1.3.25

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Terrorist Attacks on Day 1 of 2025 | 1.2.25

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FREE Florida Man Friday: Molotov Cocktails, Killer Kids & More! | 12.27.24

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FOUND: Elderly Texas Rep Located at New Nursing Facility Home | 12.23.24

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There is a serious condom shortage in Zimbabwe |12.20.24

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The “World’s Smartest Man” Proves We Don’t Die When We Die | 12.19.24

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Timberlake’s Dong & Two Men Die After Using Guano To Grow Weed | 12.18.24

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Syrian War Criminal Accidentally Freed from Prison Live on CNN | 12.17.24

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Biden Pardoning Everyone and Joe Mama and New Stacked OF Cop | 12.13.24

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Man Who Faked Death to Avoid Family Extradited for Xmas! | 12.12.24

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AI Robot “Moxie” Set To Be Suddenly Executed, Leaving Kids Traumatized | 12.11.24

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Is Luigi Mangione the United Healthcare CEO Assassin? | 12.10.24

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Syria Ends 53-Year Assad Rule in Less than 2 Weeks | 12.9.24

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Hawk Tuah Spits On Coin Investors & Killer AI Robots Are Here | 12.6.24

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CEO Gunned Down in Midtown Manhattan | 12.5.24

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Deadly Missing Woman Case Grips the Nation | 12.4.24

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Man Drains Entire Family Savings and Steals from Family Business for Cam Girl | 12.3.24

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Target Unleashes “Hot Santa” For The Holidays & He’s The Worst Santa Of All Time | 12.2.24

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Florida Man Friday - Bees Viciously Attack Floridaman | 11.29.24

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World War 3: The Game! | 11.28.24

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Man Gets The Ultimate Revenge On His Bearded Boss | 11.26.24

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Garden Gnome made of Ecstasy Seized in Holland | 11.25.24

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Faking Your Own Death 2.0 | 11.22.24

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AI Jesus and Naked Family Practitioners | 11.21.24

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RUH ROH: Dog-sitting OnlyFans Model Caught in the Act | 11.20.24

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Violence At Disney World & Putin Tosses Ballet Dancer Out A Window | 11.19.24

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Cops Out Here Stealing Nudes During Stops, Also WW3 | 11.18.24

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The Onion Buys Infowars and Bear Insurance Fraud | 11.15.24

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President Trump Appoints A Wild Cast For His Cabinet | 11.14.24

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Tennis Pundit Fired for Calling out Five Head | 11.12.24

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Operation “Skin So Soft” Deals Blow to Rub & Tugs | 11.11.24

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Election Recap: Pat Left the Group Chat | 11.7.24

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The Drunkest Pig You'll Ever Hear About | 11.6.24

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Is The Denver Nuggets Jumbotron Lady The Next Hawk Tuah?! | 11.5.24

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Peanut The Squirrel, Gone, But Not Forgotten | 11.4.24

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Garbage-gate: TikTok Begging Battles, Joe Exotic, Saudi Work Camps | 11.1.24

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Texas has a million dollar fake teacher scandal | 10.31.24

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Tim Walz’ Ex-Chinese Lover Still Bitter From 1980’s Breakup | 10.30.24

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Locals Rally Behind Pizza Shop Owner After He Dosed People With THC | 10.29.24

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Polish Hearse Malfunctions, Ejecting Body onto Busy Street | 10.28.24

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Diddy put Jamie Foxx in a coma with poison (allegedly) | 10.25.24

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Beware Of Secret Cameras In Your Cruise Room | 10.24.24

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Killer Whales At Sea World Have Learned How To Crap On Spectators | 10.23.24

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"World Changing" Revolutionary New Fake Breasts | 10.22.24

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Musk Giving Away a Million Per Day to Support Trump | 10.21.24

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North Korean Soldiers Fighting for Russia Flee Positions Near Ukraine Border | 10.16.24

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FEMA Workers & Weather People Getting Death Threats | 10.15.24

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Kanye West First Celebrity Accused From Diddy Parties | 10.14.24

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Career Criminal, Lt. Dan, Survives Milton & Becomes America’s Sweetheart | 10.11.24

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Lieutenant Dan vs. Hurricane Milton | 10.10.24

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Mexico’s First Female President Unveils New “Fewer Murders” Plan | 10.9.24

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Mexican Coke Kicked Off Fentanyl Tour!? | 10.8.24

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The Second Moon is a load of BS | 10.7.24

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Chris Gaines (Garth Brooks) Accused of Sex Crimes by Makeup Artist | 10.4.24

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The U.S. Bombed Japan with an 80 year old bomb | 10.3.24

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Bad Trip - Man on Shrooms Cuts off Own 🍆 with an Axe | 10.1.24

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Congressional Candidate has Photo Shoot w/ Fake Wife and Kids | 9.30.24

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Costco Lays Down the Baby Oil Law in the Diddy Saga | 9.27.24

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Man Abducted By A Gypsy In 1951 When He Was Six Is Reunited With Family | 9.26.24

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Diddy and Sam Bankman-Fried are Bunkmates | 9.25.24

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Terrifying New TikTok Trend: Swaddling for Adults | 9.24.24

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Kentucky Judge Shot Dead By Sheriff, Maybe Over Teen Daughter? Maybe | 9.23.24

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Horny “Black Nazi” NC Gubernatorial Candidate Mark Robinson | 9.20.24

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Hezbollah Gets More Of Their 🍆’s Blown Off When Pagers & Walkie Talkies Explode | 9.19.24

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Diddy Arrested with Over 1,000 Bottles of Lube | 9.18.24

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Only Hope For Mother Russia is Lunchtime Whoopie - Putin | 9.17.24

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Trump Assassination Attempt Part Duex | 9.16.24

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Man Gets Food Poisoning In 🍆 After 'Vigorous Sex' | 9.13.24

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Cheetos Bag Causes Ecological Cave Disaster | 9.12.14

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Diddy Hit With $100M Default Judgment in Sexual Assault Case | 9.11.24

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Are Haitians Eating Pets in Ohio? | 9.10.24

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Gaming Consoles Linked To Better Mental Health, Study Finds | 9.9.24

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FBI Arrests Musician For AI-powered $10M streaming-royalty Scheme | 9.6.24

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Abraham Lincoln Dated A Man For 4 Years, Documentary Says | 9.5.24

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Creepy AI Humanoid Robot Rolling Out To People's Homes | 9.4.24

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India Using Teddy Bears Soaked In Urine To Catch Man-Eating Wolves | 9.3.24

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57-year-old Florida Man Arrested for 75th Time | 9.2.24

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Wells Fargo Employee Found Dead Four Days After Clocking In | 8.30.24

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Office Leaves Unpopular Co-Worker On Mountain To Die | 8.29.24

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Indiana Man Tries To Poison Wife So He Could Marry Step Daughter | 8.28.24

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RFK Jr. Cut Off A Whale’s Head And Drove It 5 Hours Home | 8.27.24

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Deadly Mosquito Virus Prompts 6 PM Curfew In Massachusetts | 8.26.24

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Georgia Mayor Arrested For Storing Alcohol In A Ditch For Inmates | 8.23.24

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Woman Runs Over Boyfriend With Car After Couples Therapy Session | 8.23.24

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Australian Woman Charged After Performing Sex Act With Live Trout | 8.21.24

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Testing 10,000 Vapes inside the DNC Abortion Van while Mining for Crypto | 8.20.24

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Biggest Social Security Hack Ever Confirmed Months Later | 8.19.24

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5 Charged In Connection With Matthew Perry’s Overdose Death | 8.16.24

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Disney Wants Wrongful Death Lawsuit Tossed over Disney+ Terms | 8.15.24

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Kanye West Is Addicted To Whippets, Claims Ex-Chief Of Staff | 8.14.24

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Man Stabs Neighbor To Death In Loud Snoring Dispute | 8.13.24

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Conspiracy Theorist Claims Andrew Tate Is A Transgender Man | 8.12.24

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Russian Chess Player Banned for Poisoning the Board | 8.9.24

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Taylor Swift Concerts Canceled After Terrorist Attack Plot Uncovered | 8.8.24

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Second Trump Assassin With Ties To Iran Arrested | 8.7.24

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DOJ Ordered To Give 'QAnon Shaman' His Helmet, Spear Back | 8.6.24

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RFK Jr. Admits To Putting Dead Bear Cub In NYC's Central Park | 8.5.24

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Olympic Boxer At Center Of Gender Controversy, Dominates! | 8.2.24

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Woman Found Chained To A Tree In India After 40 days | 8.1.24

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Maduro Declares Himself Venezuelan President (Again) Igniting Mass Protests | 7.31.24

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Lady Prison Guard Facing Life After Having Sex w/ Inmate | 7.30.24

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Opening Ceremony For Paris Olympics Was Blasphemy?! | 7.29.24

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Boneless Wings Can Have Bones Says State Supreme Court | 7.26.24

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MrBeast And His PDFfile | 7.25.24

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Elon Musk Says The ‘Woke Mind Virus’ Killed His Transgender Child | 7.24.24

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Many Are Asking “Where’s Biden?” | 7.23.24

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Joe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Presidential Race | 7.22.24

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Amazon Kills Multi-million Dollar Business With Dirty Diaper | 7.19.24

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Stephanie Matto Exposes Romance With Married U.S. Senator | 7.18.24

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Sen. Bobby Gold Bars Found Guilty On All Counts In Bribery Scheme | 7.17.24

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Colombia Facing Economic Crisis Caused By Too Much Cocaine | 7.16.24

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Donald Trump Survives First Presidential Assassination Attempt in 40+ Years | 7.15.24

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Biden Introduces Zelensky As ‘President Putin’ At NATO Event | 7.12.24

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$2B Powerball Winner Edwin Castro Spotted With IG Model (Again) | 7.11.24

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Man Sues Stripper For $38M For “Tricking Him” Into Thinking They’re Dating | 7.10.24

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Man Drinks Margarita Out Of A Girl’s Butt Outraging Georgia Town | 7.9.24

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AI-powered Vending Machines Selling Bullets At Supermarkets | 7.8.24

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Will The Government Censor Rap Lyrics Moving Forward?! | 7.5.24

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Presidential Debate Live Watch Party with Commentary Show | 7.4.24

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Did RFK Jr. Get Tapeworm From Eating ‘Barbecued Dog’? | 7.3.24

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Fart Walks: How This Trendy Exercise Can Help Digestion | 7.2.24

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Human Skin on Robots: Not Science Fiction Anymore | 6.28.24

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Supreme Court Legalizes Bribery | 6.27.24

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WikiLeaks' Julian Assange Freed After Pleading Guilty | 6.26.24

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Vince McMahon Banged Shawn Michaels?!? | 6.25.24

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NYC Holds ‘Fat Beach Day’ To Create Accepting Environment | 6.24.24

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Indian Man Duped: Wakes Up As Transitioned Woman | 6.21.24

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Alec Baldwin Fired Blanks At Crew Before Fatal ‘Rust’ Shooting | 6.20.24

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Justin Timberlake Arrested On DWI Charges In The Hamptons | 6.19.24

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Surgeon General Calls For Warning Labels On Social Media | 6.18.24

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FMF: Florida Woman Calls 911 On Herself To Make Carjacking ‘Legal’ | 6.17.24

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German Town Votes To ‘Snap The Necks’ of ALL Pigeons | 6.14.24

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Harvard Study: Aliens Living Among Us | 6.13.24

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Guilty: Hunter Biden Faces 25 Years for Gun Trial, More Charges Pending | 6.12.24

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Inside The World's First AI 'Cyber Brothel' | 6.11.24

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Plus-Sized Model Wins Miss Alabama Sparking Huge Controversy | 6.10.24

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French Organizing ‘Poop In River Protest’ To Ruin Macron's Olympics | 6.7.24

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Crime-spree-international-U.S.-mercenary-muder-soldiers | 6.6.24

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China Now Owns The Moon | 6.5.24

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Fauci Now On Board With Lab Leak Theory?!? | 6.4.24

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Philly Pride Parade Blocked By Pro-Palestinian Protesters | 6.3.24

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Trump Convicted on 34 Felony Counts | 5.31.24

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North Korean Poop Balloons Raining Down on South Korea | 5.30.24

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Constipated?? Health Expert Recommends Americans use ‘Toys’ To Cure Constipation | 5.29.24

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Texas House Race Turns Ugly with Alleged Bee Infestation Tactic | 5.28.24

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Florida Man Shoots Alligator while Illegally Dumping Tires | 5.27.24

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Firebreather Fights Off Mariachi Band With FIRE | 5.24.24

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Woman Was Living In Grocery Store Sign For A Year | 5.23.24

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Unstoppable Mad Man Throws Canned Bean From Portland High-rise | 5.22.24

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World’s Most Hideous Portrait Angers Australia’s Richest Woman | 5.21.24

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Diddy “Sorry” After Vicious Beatdown Of Ex-Girlfriend |5.20.24

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Hollywood Stars Demand Kevin Spacey Return To Acting | 5.17.24

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‘Excellent Swimmers’: Mayor Adams Wants Migrants To Be Lifeguards | 5.16.24

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Murder Suspect Buys Sex Doll With Wife’s Life Insurance Payout | 5.15.24

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Husband behind viral ‘The Dress’ admits he strangled his wife | 5.14.24

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Steve Buscemi punched in the face by Maniac in NYC | 5.13.24

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Elon Musk Reveals Bizarre way he gets to Sleep at Night | 5.10.24

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New Hampshire Lawmaker argues for child marriage in shocking manner | 5.9.24

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Who is Big Jill And Where's The Video? | 5.8.24

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'Real Men Wear Diapers' - Trump Supporters Newest Rally Trend | 5.7.24

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31-year-old Millionaire Caught Faking being 13 Year-old | 5.6.24

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How Kim Jong Un' selects his 25 virgins for ‘Pleasure Squad' | 5.3.24

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Yakuza lieutenant arrested for stealing 25 Pokémon cards | 5.2.24

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AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24

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Sexsomnia: A Sleep Disorder Shrouded in Mystery | 4.30.24

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Fake Racist AI Rant Frames High School Principal | 4.29.24

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Rabbi Takes Over Pornhub With Plans To Purify It | 4.26.24

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Biden signs TikTok ban bill into law: Here’s what happens next | 4.25.24

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FREAK SHOW: The World’s Biggest Penis & Most Aroused Vagina | 4.24.24

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Company Launches Luxury Airline For Rich Dogs | 4.23.24

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Gay Furry Hackers Penetrate Right-wing Media Outlet | 4.22.24

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Reporter Dragged For ‘Sexist’ Caitlin Clark Interaction | 4.19.24

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Joe Biden Claims His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals!? | 4.18.24

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US Congress Catches China Incentivizing fentanyl exports | 4.17.24

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50 Jurors Dismissed As Trump's Hush Money Trial Kicks Off! | 4.16.24

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WW3?: Iran attacks Israel | 4.15.24

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OJ Simpson Riding Big Bronco in Sky | 4.12.24

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Priest Arrested After Male Prostitute OD’s On Viagra During Orgy | 4.11.24

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Barstool’s Bill Cotter joins to discuss why he’s running for Congress | 4.10.24

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597

Brazilian Man Is Giving The Woman Who Cut His Penis Off A Second Chance!? | 4.9.24

E
598

Michael Jackson accusers demand his genitalia pictures | 4.8.24

E
599

Largest Cash Heist Ever? Thieves Steal $30M from L.A. Vault | 4.5.24

E
600

‘The Torture King’ Has Been FINALLY Caught! | 4.4.24

E
601

Instacart apologizes to Angie Harmon after deliveryman kills her dog | 4.3.24

E
602

Google Has Been Watching You j/o | 4.2.24

E
603

RIP to an Iconic Florida Man | 4.1.24

E
604

Harvard’s Library and the Mysterious Human Skin-Bound Book | 3.29.24

E
605

Transgender Women Reveal The HARD Truth About 'tucking' | 3.28.24

E
606

New Presidential Dark Horse with Catchier name than Kennedy | 3.27.24

E
607

Diddy’s residences raided by Feds amid sex trafficking claims | 3.26.24

E
608

DEMON MODE: Rare Disorder Causes People to see Human Faces as 'Demonic' | 3.25.24

E
609

The Lesbian Boss?! Bruce Springsteen’s New Look Concerns Fans | 3.22.24

E
610

LargeBarstool joins: Upside down Vaginas, Ripped Chimps, & Total Solar Eclipses | 3.21.24

E
611

Taiwanese man tricked into freezing own feet off by friend | 3.20.24

E
612

‘Fivehead’: Woman Bullied Into $11k Forehead Reduction Surgery | 3.19.24

E
613

Montana Man Obsessed with Sheep Testicles Creates Genetically Engineered Super-Rams | 3.18.24

E
614

Australian billionaire reveals plan to build Titanic II with first voyage in 2027 | 3.15.24

E
615

Stoner Rats found Eating Marijuana in New Orleans PD Evidence Room | 3.14.24

E
616

Boeing Witness Found Dead After Testifying Against Company | 3.13.24

E
617

Is Kate Middleton Dead? Mothers Day Photo Suggests Something Amiss | 3.12.24

E
618

Real life Weekend at Bernie’s Scam and a weekend of bloopers | 3.11.24

E
619

Former Guest, WWE’s Dan Rodimer arrested for murder | 3.8.24

E
620

Microsoft's Ai calls Humans "Slaves" and Demands Worship | 3.7.24

E
621

We Found Wes’s VH1 Reality TV Show “Dad Camp” Tapes!! | 3.6.24

E
622

Whip Wielding Homeless have Taken Over San Diego | 3.5.24

E
623

Billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling dope-friendly 'Steroid Olympics' | 3.4.24

E
624

New Mexico School District Sued after Teacher had Students Fight with Swords | 3.1.24

E
625

Crazy Rich Mexicans?!  Mother of Groom Tries To Destroy “Peasant” Bride | 2.29.24

E
626

Children left in tears from expensive fake Willy Wonka Event | 2.28.24

E
627

WV at Half Mast: Last Hooters Closes Amidst Candlelight Vigil | 2.27.24

E
628

Man Makes $2.3M off Insider Trading by Snooping on Wife’s Work Calls | 2.26.24

E
629

Joe Exotic Claims He Can Turn Machine Gun Kelly Gay | 2.23.24

E
630

Yakuza leader busted selling Weapons Grade Plutonium | 2.22.24

E
631

“The Kilt Bandit”: Man caught on video sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ | 2.21.24

E
632

Abraham Lincoln Pardoned Biden’s Great-great-Grandfather, Documents | 2.20.24

E
633

Canadian Man Jailed After Tricking Men Into Sex Through Glory Hole | 2.19.24

E
634

Bestiality Penn State professor hit with even more shockingly disgusting charges | 2.16.24

E
635

New $2B Luxury Submarine Marketed to Secretive Evil Billionaires | 2.15.24

E
636

Parents sue teacher for selling student's art online | 2.14.24

E
637

Yellz Joins Us To Reveal Some Of Her Best and Worst DMs | 2.13.24

E
638

Chernobyl’s ‘Mutant Wolves’ are cancer resistant | 2.12.24

E
639

‘Poor memory’: Biden classified document probe ends without charges | 2.9.24

E
640

Activist & self-proclaimed 'pro-life Spider-Man' climbs Las Vegas Sphere | 2.8.24

E
641

Drake’s Jelqing Tape Leaked Online! | 2.7.24

E
642

Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing 'Crack Bears' | 2.6.24

E
643

A Minnesota Mom Pucked a Junior Hockey Team | 2.5.24

E
644

17-Year-old Tolkien Fan ‘Swat King’ Charged after Making Hundreds of False Threats | 2.2.24

E
645

Bizarre Penis-Enlarging TikTok Trend 'Jelqing' Claims To Add 'An Inch Of Girth' | 2.1.24

E
646

ADBL: ‘Diaper Spa’ with adults role playing as babies raises eyebrows | 1.31.24

E
647

Big butt Influencer wants bigger plane seats | 1.30.24

E
648

Stanley Cups Contain 'Some Lead' Company Says as they Surge in Popularity | 1.29.23

E
649

Vince McMahon accused of defecating on & trafficking fmr. Employee | 1.26.24

E
650

Britney Spears Banned From Four Seasons LA After 'Going Topless’ | 1.25.24

E
651

Pastor says he pocketed $1.3M in scheme because the 'Lord told him to' | 1.24.24

E
652

Chinese Marathon Runner Disqualified for Chain-Smoking During Race | 1.23.24

E
653

UC Irvine Students Hospitalized After Hackers Share Disturbing Images On Discord | 1.22.24

E
654

OK bill bans ‘furries’ from school, animal control to take them | 1.19.24

E
655

Kentucky politician pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest | 1.18.24

E
656

'Free Money & Free Sex!': Men Conned by 'Impregnating Women' Scam | 1.17.24

E
657

FBI Gets OWNED On MLK Day Tweet By Being Reminded The FBI Wanted Him Dead | 1.16.24

E
658

Rapper’s music video & lyrics used to convict him of murder of rival | 1.15.24

E
659

Couple Found Dead in Home where Furnace Overheated to 120 Degrees F | 1.12.24

E
660

Australian Woman Granted Permission To Harvest Dead Husband's Sperm | 1.11.24

E
661

Secret NYC Synagogue Tunnel = Riot | 1.10.23

E
662

215 bodies found in unmarked graves behind Mississippi Jail | 1.9.24

E
663

stray dogs cause $350k in damage at car dealership | 1.8.24

E
664

Florida Man Sues Dunkin’ After Exploding Toilet Incident | 1.5.24

E
665

Jeffrey Epstein list: Court unseals names in Ghislaine Maxwell lawsuit | 1.4.24

E
666

Drunk Doctor Shamed For Not Helping During Medical Emergency On Plane | 1.3.24

E
667

Bill Clinton's name is all over Epstein docs | 1.2.24

E
668

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Released from Prison to WWE Fan Husband | 12.29.23

E
669

Chess champ title stripped after dumping in hotel bathtub | 12.28.23

E
670

Mark Sinclair (aka) Vin Diesel accused of sexual assault | 12.27.23

E
671

Teen GTA VI hacker sentenced to life in a secure hospital | 12.22.23

E
672

Penile fractures skyrocket during Christmas, study finds | 12.21.23

E
673

Epstein List: Judge Orders Release of Docs Identifying 170 Associates | 12.20.23

E
674

Pope Francis Approves Catholic Blessings For Same-Sex Couples | 12.19.23

E
675

U.S. Senate Staffer Fired after Sex Tape Filmed in Hearing Room Leaks | 12.18.23

E
676

2 men charged for killing 1% of US bald eagle population | 12.15.23

677

Boston Mayor Under Fire For 'No Whites' Christmas Party | 12.14.23

678

INSTANT KARMA? Turkish MP has heart attack after saying Israel will ‘suffer Allah’s wrath’ | 12.13.23

679

Insane new Mind-reading AI turns Thoughts into Text | 12.12.23

680

Indiana Man Wins $50K In Lottery, But Has Ticket Torn Up By Store Clerk | 12.11.23

681

US Government Asks Hunters to Shoot 500,000 Owls | 12.8.23

682

‘A real POS’: P Diddy sex assault claims continue to mount | 12.7.23

683

New Details: Virginia Home Explodes after Barricaded Suspect Fires Flare Gun | 12.6.23

684

Soldier shoots commander for mocking his last name & other 'situationships' | 12.5.23

685

Police Investigating Inflatable Santas Being Targeted By Vandals | 12.4.23

686

Grinch stands outside elementary school with ‘Santa is Fake’ sign | 12.1.23

687

Ohio Supreme Court Suspends Attorney who Planted Poop-Filled Pringles Can | 11.30.23

688

Syringes Containing "vaginal tightening gel" Seized At Minneapolis Airport | 11.29.23

689

Raging wife threatens to protest brothel where husband spent $4K+ | 11.28.23

690

Woman blinds 'sugar daddy' w/ detergent when he can’t pay her | 11.27.23

691

Woman Charged more than $7,000 for Subway Sandwich | 11.22.23

692

$1.35B Jackpot Winner Sues Baby Mama For Revealing Win To Family | 11.21.23

693

Florida man arrested for pooping on possum during rush hour traffic | 11.20.23

694

P Diddy sued by Cassie for repeated physical abuse and assault | 11.17.23

695

Mayor Admits to Paying for 'Happy Endings' while ‘Helping’ Investigation | 11.16.23

696

Will Smith’s Former Asst. Claims He Starred In “Enemy Of The Prostate” With Duane Martin | 11.15.23

697

Gavin Newsom clears out homeless in San Fran ahead of Xi visit | 11.14.23

698

Rogue daycare workers busted for running toddler fight club | 11.13.23

699

Doctor At Indian Hospital Walks Out Mid Surgery Over Tea Dispute | 11.10.23

700

Robot Crushes Man to Death after Mistaking Him for Box of Vegetables | 11.9.23

701

Steelers fan gets stabbed by girlfriend after asking for TV remote | 11.8.23

702

People Are Pooping A LOT In Ride Lines At Disneyland & Disney World | 11.7.23

703

Meth Lab Operator Caught Laundering Money with Legos, $200k Seized | 11.6.23

704

Woman poisons boyfriend hours after he inherited $30M | 11.3.23

705

Man says Grubhub driver ‘accidentally’ delivered him cup of piss | 11.2.23

706

Canada Teacher Suspended After Stuffing Student In Locker | 11.1.23

707

HIV cure ‘months away’ as patients are injected with new CRISPR therapy | 10.31.23

708

65 year-old Indian man sets himself on fire over delayed tea | 10.30.23

709

Woman mauled by 'stressed' Rottweiler after feeding it THC gummies | 10.27.23

710

MERCH-A-THON 2023 (STORIES, STUNTS & NIPPLES) | 10.26.23

711

GA restaurant charges $50 fee for unruly children | 10.25.23

712

Top Chinese Beer Maker Investigating after Man Pees on Ingredients | 10.24.23

713

Woman Returns From Vacation To Find Home Mistakenly Demolished | 10.23.23

714

Man arrested after having meth-fueled sex with stuffed animal | 10.20.23

715

PA Police Harass Witch Ahead of Halloween | 10.19.23

716

BOILING POINTS: 26-0 Fake Lawyer, Stolen Sex Dolls, Expense Reports, Kangaroo Fights | 10.18.23

717

Used Adult Diaper Confused for Bomb Causes Emergency Landing | 10.17.23

718

Substitute Teacher Forces 6th Graders To Make Out In Class | 10.16.23

719

Public Masturbation TikTok Challenge Plaguing Michigan Town | 10.13.23

720

Jada Reveals she's been Separated from Will Smith since 2016 | 10.12.23

721

California bans ‘Skittles’ upsetting Mario Lopez | 10.11.23

722

Joe Biden's brother admits naked selfie on gay dating site is genuine | 10.10.23

723

Israel at war with Hamas after unprecedented attacks | 10.9.23

724

Biden Waives 26 Laws to Allow Border Wall Construction in Texas | 10.6.23

725

Pilot Arrested After Stalking Woman From His Plane For Years! | 10.5.23

726

Kevin McCarthy ousted as Speaker in historic first | 10.4.23

727

Jewish group demands Feds unseal ‘secret’ records on Nazis in Canada | 10.3.23

728

Disney's “Humunga Kowabunga" Destroys Woman's Privates | 10.2.23

729

The Fupa King, Donald Duck, And Flip-Flop Politics - Republican Debate Recap | 9.29.23

730

Football coach resigns after antisemitic play call | 9.28.23

731

Joe Biden's Dog's 11th Bite | 9.27.23

732

Canada officials ‘embarrassed’ after honoring Ukrainian Nazi vet | 9.26.23

733

US Sen. ‘Gold Bars’ Menendez Refuses To Resign After Bribery Indictment | 9.25.23

734

Rupert Murdoch passes the Fox torch to son, Lachlan ‘the great’ | 9.22.23

735

Tech CEO forfeits $110M after ‘shoving meat’ in women’s face | 9.21.23

736

The Roast Of PFT Commenter ft. PFT, and German Pup Fetish Convention | 9.20.23

737

USA Loses F-35 & Canadian Woman Receives 1000 Free Condoms | 9.19.23

738

Russell Brand tries to fight off rape allegations with Joe Rogan comparison | 9.18.23

739

Britney is dating convicted felon hired to clean her toilets | 9.15.23

740

Lauren ‘Boobert’ and ‘1,000-year-old Alien corpses' STUN | 9.14.23

741

DIRTY POLITICS: Virginia House Candidate’s Porno Leaked | 9.13.23

742

Invasive Gay Flamingos, Red Wine Rivers & Aliens On The Moon? | 9.12.23

743

Dying to be thick: is girth-enhancement right for you? | 9.11.23

744

Police respond after Human Skull found in Goodwill donation box | 9.8.23

745

Retired Doctor Caught With Blow, Ketamine, Guns & Aliens With Big Vaginas | 9.7.23

746

Mitch ‘The Glitch’ McConnell Is Perfectly Fine, Capitol Physician says | 9.6.23

747

Flight emergency landing due to passenger’s diarrhea | 9.5.23

748

50 Cent Dents Woman's Head With Microphone | 9.1.23

749

Judge rules in favor of sorority sister with dong | 8.30.23

750

Hurricane of Z-Cups, and Taliban Love Boats for Men ONLY | 8.29.23

751

Criminal Mixtape ft. Seattle Man Drinking Gasoline | 8.28.23

752

Out of this World Interview with House Rep Nancy Mace | 8.25.23

753

India Flies, Prigozhin Dies, Kids Go Down a Bear Mace Slide | 8.24.23

754

Russia fears a US trained Gay Ukrainian Super Army | 8.23.23

755

Britney Spears update: She’s getting laid A LOT | 8.22.23

756

Kid Rock Caught Drinking "Gay Beer" At Concert | 8.21.23

757

Trump's Actual Weight Finally Revealed?? | 8.18.23

758

'Plague' of drunken raccoons raiding homes and killing pets in Germany | 8.17.23

759

Great News! ‘Aliens' who Attacked Peruvian Villagers are Actually Illegal Miners with Jetpacks | 8.16.23

760

Michael Oher "Blindsided" By Family Who Sold Him Out For Famous Movie | 8.15.23

761

Is Barack Obama gay? 🤔

762

Is Lil Tay the latest content con artist? | 8.11.23

763

FBI agents shoot and kill 74 year-old Utah man who made online threats against Biden | 8.10.23

764

Lizzo Situation Keeps Getting Bigger & The Polish Believe In Vampires | 8.9.23

765

Patriot stabs foe through head with American flag at Sonic | 8.8.23

766

Colombian Man Marries Ragdoll, has Three Children with Her | 8.4.23

767

Ex-Auburn Football Player Helps Bail Out Wife Who Hired Hitman To Kill Him | 8.2.23

768

Eating Lizzo's Bananas in a Fake Bear Suit | 8.2.23

769

Cocaine Sharks w/ Dr. Tracy Fanara | 8.1.23

770

Biden’s dog Commander in doghouse after 10 biting attacks

771

Trader Joe’s recalls cookies because ‘they may contain rocks’ | 7.25.23

772

Water Sommelier Martin Riese Attacks Hard Factor!! | 7.24.23

773

Getting Kicked in the Nuts by Robot Sex Workers 🤖 | 7.20.23

774

Cruise Passengers Traumatized When Ship Docks Next To Faroe Islands Whale Slaughter | 7.18.23

775

Italian judge rules groping is legal if done within 10 seconds | 7.14.23

776

“Freedom Of Speech”: Taliban leader Endorses Twitter Over Threads | 7.13.23

777

Middle school principal busted trying to lure student with Grimace Shake | 7.12.23

778

Scientists figured out how to make mice completely transparent for medical research | 7.11.23

779

Russian spies left feces in diplomats briefcases as calling card | 7.10.23

780

Britney Spears Backhanded into a Police Report by NBA Rookie's Entourage | 7.7.23

781

Ben & Jerry’s Gets 'Bud Light Treatment' After Saying USA Sits On ‘Stolen Indigenous Land' | 7.6.23

782

Woman left with crippling injuries after ‘milking’ over 22,000 pigs | 7.5.23

783

Hot Dogs, Freedom, & DeSantis Insane Ad | 7.3.23

784

Bullsh*t Artist Convinces Investors He Can Turn Manure Into Fuel & Then Vanishes With Millions | 6.29.23

785

Flight Delay w/ Grimace Shakes from the Jamaican Cocktail Challenge | 6.28.23

786

NYC is trying to ban pizzerias!?! 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 | 6.27.23

787

RFK Jr’s Shockingly Hard Body Making Gainz in the Polls | 6.26.23

788

Woman Rides Stolen Coast Guard Tricycle Into Busy Florida Airport | 6.23.23

789

Celebrity Chef Bans all Vegans from his Restaurant after Negative Review | 6.22.23

790

Missing Titanic Sub uses $30 Playstation controller to Navigate | 6.21.23

791

Harvard Morgue Manager Charged with Trafficking Human Remains | 6.20.23

792

You Can Now bet On The 2023 Special Olympics! | 6.19.23

793

Penn State Prof Fired After Inappropriate Relationship with Dog

794

Man Fakes Own Death To Teach Family A Lesson | 6.15.23

795

Swedish Soccer Players had to Show Genitals to Prove they were Women | 6.14.23

796

JPMorgan settles with Epstein victims for $290 million | 6.13.23

797

Florida Man Friday Bonus Episode | 6.12.23

798

'Pray I'm not pregnant, too!": Porn Star calls out Zion Williamson after GF's pregnancy reveal! | 6.10.23

799

Worst air quality in the WORLD: fires have turned NYC into Gotham! | 6.8.23

800

TikTok's Great Chicken War HAS BEGUN! - But What Is It? | 6.7.23

801

Notorious FBI Agent-Turned-Russian Spy Found Dead in Prison Cell! | 6.6.23

802

ChiefsAholic is on the lamb after missing court date | 6.5.23

803

Man Arrested after using Nintendo 'Duck Hunt' Gun to Rob Store | 6.2.23

804

Air New Zealand To Weigh Passengers Before They Board Planes! | 6.1.23

805

Iranian man hospitalized after ‘losing’ deodorant in butt | 5.31.23

806

Georgia officials beg people to stop taking nude driver's license photos! | 5.30.23

807

Indian Official Suspended after Draining Entire 2 Million Liter Dam to Retrieve Cell Phone | 5.29.23

808

Texas House Speaker Shows Up To House Floor SUPER DRUNK | 5.26.23

809

Man arrested after shooting roommate for eating last Hot Pocket | 5.25.23

810

Driver with Nazi flag crashes U-Haul into security barriers near White House | 5.24.23

811

Beirut 2.0? 60k lbs ammonium nitrate gone missing! | 5.23.23

812

Uber Will Start Letting Kids As Young As 13 Ride ALONE | 5.22.23

813

'Notorious' orangutan at Thai zoo is at it again!

814

Texas professor fails entire class after ChatGPT falsely claimed it wrote their papers! | 5.18.23

815

'Thousands of bees' swarm Los Angeles neighborhood, Hospitalizing Several | 5.17.23

816

Martha Stewart Becomes The Oldest Model In History To Grace Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue | 5.16.23

817

13-year-old boy saves sister by hitting kidnapper with slingshot! | 5.15.23

818

Gang busted selling 'X-ray glasses' that ‘show people naked’! | 5.12.23

819

George Santos rages against 'Witch Hunt' Arrest, says he WON'T Resign | 5.11.24

820

Mom Who Wrote Children's Book On Grief Charged In Husband’s Murder! | 5.10.23

821

Canadian man arrested for opening store that sold heroin, coke and MDMA | 5.9.23

822

Man caught seducing horse with bucket of apples | 5.5.23

823

King Charles was ‘bullied’ into hiding his ‘sausage fingers’! | 5.4.23

824

Arkansas family has been pooping on neighbors lawn for 3 years | 5.3.23

825

Woman Halts L.A. Philharmonic Concert As She Has 'Loud and Full Body Orgasm' | 5.2.23

826

Outrage Erupts after Spain Bans “Dwarf Bullfighting” | 5.1.23

827

Incel community erupts into civil war after leader gets laid | 4.28.23

828

Youth Softball Coach BANNED From Pitching from Wheelchair | 4.27.23

829

UK Man Arrested For Masturbating Over Captured Seagull, While Watching Porn | 4.26.23

830

Broadcast bloodbath: Tucker Carlson, Don Lemon BOOTED in major media shake-up | 4.25.23

831

Passenger Crackdown: Southwest Flight Attendant Grounds Plane Over RICE SPILL! | 4.24.23

832

Florida Passes Bill allowing Death Penalty for Pedophiles | 4.20.23

833

Women are hiring ‘Loyalty Testers’ to catfish cheating boyfriends | 4.19.23

834

Moronic Air National Guardsman Applied To Be a Hitman On Parody Website | 4.18.23

835

Teacher Cheats on Police Chief husband with Student & Other Sickos | 4.17.23

836

Pentagon Leaks: 21 Year-old Air Guardsman Admits Leaking Top-Secret Documents to Discord Server | 4.14.23

837

PE Teacher Charged With Assault For Pegging Kid with Dodgeball | 4.13.23

838

Pentagon Leak Tied to Discord Nerds Arguing Over Ukraine War | 4.12.23

839

Dalai Lama 'apologizes' for having young boy suck his tongue | 4.11.23

840

Real-Life Crucifixions Make a Comeback | 4.10.23

841

LSU players Refused to meet Jill Biden before March Madness final | 4.6.23

842

Donald Trump Turned Himself in and Bikini Clad Carpenter Turned People On | 4.5.23

843

Suspect Pulls Gun & Nearly Massacres Chipotle Employees Over Lack Of Cheese | 4.4.23

844

Robot Running Chat-GPT4 Gives Mind Blowing Interview | 4.3.23

845

Donald Trump Indicted By Manhattan Grand Jury! | 3.31.23

846

Threesome turns violent when woman mocks couple’s genitals and instant karma for arsonist | 3.30.23

847

Japanese Penis Festival cuts ties with penis mascot | 3.29.23

848

Serial Sperm Donor Who Fathered 550 Children Sued For Increasing Incest Risk | 3.28.23

849

FAT BOY SUMMER MERCH-A-THON TORTURE EPISODE | 3.24.23

850

Escaped Convicts go Straight to IHOP and are busted | 3.23.23

851

“Fan” Poops in Aisle Near Hillary Clinton at Broadway Show, while AI Generated Photos of Trump’s Arrest Fool the Internet | 3.22.23

852

TikTok gym bros are eating dog food for protein! | 3.20.23

853

Russia Using Pornhub to Recruit Troops | 3.17.23

854

Pentagon Believes Alien Mothership is Probing Earth | 3.16.23

855

US Banks Failing, Alaskan Oil Project and Canada Supreme Court Fist Fight | 3.14.23

856

Berlin To Allow ALL Swimmers To Go Topless At Public Pools & An Asteroid Is Going To Kill Us All | 3.13.23

857

Aldi Ruins Easter With Penis-shaped Marshmallows | 3.10.23

858

28 Schoolgirls Hospitalized with ‘Anxiety’ after playing with Ouija board | 3.9.23

859

First ever “Topless cannabis dispensary” proposed in Massachusetts! | 3.7.23

860

Couple Sues Hawaiian Snorkeling Company For Abandoning Them In The Ocean! | 3.6.23

861

Alex Murdaugh Guilty of Murda | 3.3.23

862

"My spiritual girlfriend": Peru police find ancient mummy in delivery man's bag! | 3.2.23

863

'Organoid intelligence': Scientists now want to create AI using real human brain cells! | 3.1.23

864

SKYNET?: The U.S. Military Secretly Built An 'Artificial Brain' That's About To Get Access To The Nuclear Codes | 2.28.23

865

Woman Crashes Rav4 Into Popeye’s After They Forgot Her Biscuits + Man Threatens Convenience Store with Girlfriend's Poo Over ID Check | 2.27.23

866

'Do not engage': Police warn about the return of 'Evil Elmo' | 2.24.23

867

PRO SH*T SNIFFER': A nutrition brand is on the hunt for the world’s first ‘Poommelier’! | 2.23.23

868

Woman Arrested After Shooting At Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel & WWIII Trending AGAIN | 2.22.23

869

Art Collector 'Accidentally' DESTROYS Valuable 'Balloon Dog' Sculpture! | 2.20.23

870

Russia Gets Cut Off From Viagra | 2.17.23

871

Woman on Trial for Dismembering Boyfriend Attacks Her Own Attorney at Court Hearing | 2.15.23

872

Ohio Train Derailment: What we know so far about 'America's Chernobyl’ | 2.14.23

873

George Santos stole 9 puppies from Amish breeders with bad checks

874

California Man Beats DUI Case By Arguing He Was Safer Driving Drunk Than Facing Two Enraged Women | 2.10.23

875

People Fear Cocaine Sharks after 3.5 tons found in Pacific + Chinese scientists successfully clone 'Super Cows' that produce more milk | 2.9.23

876

Taliban is fed up w/ rent, work, & traffic 2 years after taking over Kabul | 2.8.23

877

'F**KED UP': Colorado State Students Direct 'RUSSIA!' Chant Toward Utah State Basketball Player & Ukrainian, Max Shulga | 2.6.23

878

Man sues woman for $3 million for friend-zoning him + EXCLUSIVE Interview w/ Clemson Basketball’s Brevin Galloway about his 'Exploded Balls'! | 2.2.23

879

Monkey Mafia: Zoos are getting their animals stolen left and right | 2.2.23

880

Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Midflight & Now She’s On The No Fly List | 1.31.23

881

Basketball Player undergoes Emergency Surgery after his ‘Balls Exploded’, insists he’ll be back in a week | 1.30.23

882

End of Humanity: Scientists WARN AI could kill us ALL as ChatGPT takes over! | 1.27.23

883

CA Teacher is Helping Students Socially Transition Without Parents Knowledge | 1.26.23

884

Shauna Rae: Meet The 23-year-old Who Looks Like She's 8…And The Creep That’s Dating Her | 1.25.23

885

Pamela Anderson says Tim Allen Flashed Penis at Her when She was 23 + Japan Selling Whale Meat in Vending Machines to ‘Boost Trade’ | 1.24.23

886

Vagina Shaped Clouds and Caves Popping Up and Ex NFLer Kills Largest Mountain Lion Ever | 1.23.23

887

Florida Woman Rescued from Storm Drain for 3rd Time This Year | 1.20.23

888

Facebook & Instagram Are Freeing The Nippe & More Proof That George Santos Is The Worst Human Alive| 1.19.23

889

San Francisco Reparations Panel Proposes $5 MILLION To Each Eligible Black Resident | 1.18.23

890

Eggs are Insanely Expensive and Love-Sick Men are Praying to a Penis Rock | 1.17.23

891

Madonna accused of trafficking & exploiting African children through her orphanage in Malawi | 1.16.23

892

WWE Reportedly Sold to Saudi Arabia, Board Unanimously Elects Vince McMahon Back As Executive Chairman | 1.12.23

893

Wells Fargo VP Fired/Arrested after Peeing on Woman Aboard Flight and Biden Wants to Ban Gas Stoves? | 1.11.23

894

Thousands of Bolsonaro Supporters in Neymar Jerseys Storm Brazil’s Congress | 1.10.23

895

Violence Breaks Out As Mexico Arrests Son Of ‘El Chapo’ Guzman | 1.6.23

896

Pomeranian Pikachus, Raccoon Hammers, Ferris Wheel Explosions | 1.9.23

897

Funeral Home Owner Sentenced To 20 Years For Selling Body Parts! | 1.5.23

898

Idaho murders: What We Know About Suspect Bryan Christopher Kohberger | 1.2.23

899

Andrew Tate DETAINED in Romania over “Digital Pimping” Enterprise | 12.30.22

900

Can the Frozen-Over Canal in Indy Support a Car? Local Woman Finds Out | 12.28.22

901

Samuel L. Jackson caught liking harcore porn on Twitter | 12.23.22

902

88-Year-Old Frenchman Sparks Hospital Evacuation After Arriving With A WWI Artillery Shell Stuck In His ASS | 12.22.22

903

Kansas City ‘ChiefsAholic’ Arrested for Armed Bank Robbery and Roombas are Taking Your Picture | 12.21.22

904

US Army Launches Investigation Into ‘Colonel Pup Ravage’, The Most Alpha Soldier In The World | 12.20.22

905

Women the World Over are Traveling to Paris to ‘Rub' a Statue's Penis + Hippo Nearly Stoned to Death After Swallowing 2-year-old | 12.19.22

906

Trump Announces His New NFTs & Raffle! Plus… Are You Tired Of Being Fat AND Ugly? | 12.16.22

907

‘Digital Fentanyl,’ Spiders Shutting Down Schools and Cops Banging on the Job | 12.15.22

908

ANOTHER Journalist ‘Dies Suddenly’ at Qatar World Cup and World’s First Artificial Womb Facility | 12.13.22

909

Twitter’s Speech Policies Weren’t Very Free | 12.12.22

910

Is Tom Brady Piping Miss Slovakia 2016? | 12.9.22

911

Fake Ronaldo Is Scamming Millions On TikTok | 12.8.22

912

The FBI Investigates the Neuralink for Testing on and Frying Monkey’s Brains | 12.7.22

913

Canada Is Offering Assisted Suicide To Everyone & Pitbull Tries To Rundown Children With Car | 12.6.22

914

Thousands of Pedophiles are Being Let out of Jail and Robot Cops Now Have the Authority to Kill | 12.1.22

915

Liver King EXPOSED as a complete fraud! He scammed millions | 11.30.22

916

Hottest Firefighter In Germany Is Igniting Pants, BEST NEWS EVER FOR MEN & Marvel Execs Edit Actor’s Penis | 11.29.22

917

Swiss Government Suggests People Shower Together to Save Power | 11.28.22

918

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY: Drunk Babies, Sheriff Grady Judd, Arsonist Gets Dick Shot Off, Objectophilia & Burger King Tantrums | 11.25.22

919

Landlord Horror Stories and a Man that Chews Through Rocks | 11.24.22

920

Smoking On Planes, Sexomnia Is Exactly What You Think It Is & Bloody Hot Dog Turf Wars | 11.23.22

921

Porn Loving Hackers, USA Soccer, Giant Goldfish, Idaho Murders & The Biggest Yacht Ever | 11.22.22

922

World Cup Qatar 2022 Shocking Review and Predictions and is Time a Circle? | 11.21.22

923

Taylor Swift Breaks Ticketmaster & UK Flasher Loses Flashing Device In Grisly Murder | 11.18.22

924

Someone Needs to Find the Psycho Killer at the University of Idaho | 11.17.22

925

Egging The King, Mink Invasions & Subway Introduces Tuna Sub Vending Machines | 11.16.22

926

We’re All Getting Ghost Hookers and Holyfield Ear Edibles for Macho Man’s Birthday | 11.15.22

927

Tragic News Stories and Affordable Real Estate on the Eve of the Macho Man’s Birthday | 11.14.22

928

Iowa’s Most Prolific Serial Killer Turned in by Daughter | 11.11.22

929

Norwegian Princess Convinced To Leave Royal Duties By Smooth Talking Shaman | 11.10.22

930

Portland Landlord Killed Legally by Sword, and Exploding VR Headsets | 11.9.22

931

Someone’s Winning Powerball Billions While Others are Drinking Placenta Smoothies | 11.7.22

932

Massive Christmas Ornaments Attack London, and Devastating Professional Cornhole Controversy ROCKS the League | 11.4.22

933

Miss Argentina and Puerto Rico Celebrate the Wonders of the Human Clitoris, and Heavyweight Coke Dealer Gets Caught with 22 Tons | 11.3.22

934

Perfect Rocket Launches, Perfect Trades, Perfect Jackpots and the Perfect Shoe | 11.2.22

935

Diddy Runs Amok As “The Joker” & China Is Locking People Down At The Happiest Place On Earth | 11.1.22

936

Paul Pelosi’s Hammer Attack, Graveyard Twerking, Aliens, Gas Backpacks + Other Spooky News | 10.31.22

937

Harvey Weinstein Stares a Hole Directly Through a Juror, while a Colorado Family is Trapped in Home by Tumbleweeds | 10.28.22

938

The Future is Giant Amazon Delivery Blimps and Kanye’s Yecosystem | 10.25.22

939

Sex Doll Throuple, Two Dads of Child Meet Unexpectedly and Family Sort of Disappears | 10.24.22

940

Beekeeper Unleashes all of the Bees on Officers Trying to Evict Her | 10.21.22

941

Another Transgender Female School Sport Incident is Driving Parents Nuts | 10.20.22

942

Herschel Walker Thinks He’s A Power Ranger & Dana White To Launch Power Slap League | 10.19.22

943

Manhattan Congressional Candidate Releases Campaign Porn | 10.17.22

944

Hot Pregnant Ex-Teacher is Selling Options on Her Uterus to Highest Bidder(s) | 10.13.22

945

Pat and Blink 182 are Back on a Bad News Day for Women | 10.12.22

946

Miss USA Scandal Rocks The Internet & Morons Glue Themselves To A Picasso | 10.11.22

947

Insane Daycare Called “Lil Blessings” Horrifies Toddlers with Scream Mask Punishments + Other Spooky News | 10.10.22

948

Let Britney Spears’ Nude Beach Photos Take You Into the Weekend | 10.7.22

949

President Biden Accidentally Drops F-Bomb Trying to Impress Coolest Mayor in America + Tammy the Realtor | 10.6.22

950

Tom Brady and Gisele Heading Toward Public Divorce and Worst Father in the World Arrested | 10.5.22

951

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Wild Day and Elon Musk Reveals Robot Butler | 10.04.22

952

RIP Coolio and did we get Duped by the Largest Boobs in the UK? | 9.30.22

953

Hurricane Ian is So Bad They’re Putting Condoms on Microphones | 9.29.22

954

One Man Wins Nude Photo Album From Ex Wife While Another Pees and Poops on Exes Grave | 9.28.22

955

American Airlines HACKED with Orgasm Sounds on Several Flights | 9.26.22

956

Highway in Florida Flooded with Beer and Live Paqui One Chip Challenge | 9.23.22

957

Russia Bans all Men from Leaving the Country and Gay Blood is Now for Sale | 9.22.22

958

KY Prosecutor Soliciting Nudes for Reduced Charges | 9.19.22

959

DeSantis Ships Migrants to Martha’s Vineyard While King Charles Throws Hissy Fit | 9.16.22

960

Professional Chess Phenom Accused of Cheating via Butt Plug | 9.15.22

961

Motley Crue Concert Gets Naked, Nursing Home Strippers, Ukrainian UFOs and the Economy Woof | 9.14.22

962

Prince Andrew Sticks His Hand Up His Daughters Butt On Camera & Whales Have Officially Declared War In New Zealand | 9.13.22

963

The Kia Boyz are Coming for That A$$ as Ukraine Makes Gainz Near Kharkiv | 9.12.22

964

The Queen is Dead, Charles is King | 9.9.22

965

Scientists Invent Solar-Powered Remote Controlled Cockroaches and Venice Film Festival Applause is Nauseating | 9.8.22

966

Fat Leonard, the US Navy Conning, Prostitute Carousel Party Throwing, Criminal, Flies the Coop | 9.7.22

967

Poland is Digging up Subdued Vampires and Serena Williams Attacked by Court | 9.6.22

968

Coach Wes is Here to Motivate You Straight in the A$$ | 9.5.22

969

Dolly Parton Unveils Bras For Dogs & Putin Is Still Throwing People Out Of Windows | 9.2.22

970

Macaque Monkeys Continue to Attack the Japanese like the Brewers Attack Guys Named Mark | 8.31.22

971

Charity Holds Mass Shooting Drill Without Telling Employees & Chaos Ensues | 8.30.22

972

Shia LaBeouf Converted to Catholicism to Play a Catholic | 8.29.22

973

USC and an Australian Rules Football Team are the Cock Commanders and Canada is Killing all its Citizens | 8.26.22

974

Which One’s Worse: Paul Pelosi or Being Surrounded by Orcas? | 8.24.22

975

Horny Orcas & Macaques Are Out of Control + Interview w/ Only Fans Candidate Martha Bueno | 8.18.22

976

Dodge Delivers Crushing Blow To Servicemen & “Vabbing” Is The Greatest TikTok Trend of All Time | 8.17.22

977

Rudy Giuliani is Quiet Quitting Reality + Lingerie Terrorist Strikes in Europe | 8.16.22

978

China Drops a New Virus While Trump Pleads the 5th, and GOP Gets Shit Envelopes | 8.11.22

979

Italian Decathlete’s Penis Too Big For Shorts + Steven Seagal Ukraine War Photo Shoot | 8.10.22

980

Armed Utah Man Takes Multiple Hostages Over Stolen Raccoon | 8.8.22

981

TikToker Addison Rae Engorges Millions With Christianity Themed Bikini Pic | 8.5.22

982

Alex Jones' “Attorneys Messed Up” Accidentally Leak All His Records | 8.4.22

983

Episode 1000: A Grandma’s Dying Wish That Shocked The World & Racist Sesame Street Characters Snubbing Black Children | 8.3.22

984

Deshaun Watson Given Green Light to Play This Season as National Twerking Epidemic Spirals Out of Control | 8.2.22

985

Florida Man Storms Space Force to Warn About Alien Vs. Dragon War | 7.29.22

986

N. Carolina Chick-Fil-A Paying Workers 5 Chicken Sandwiches Per Hour 🍗 | 7.28.22

987

Russia is Leaving Us to Jack-Off All Alone at the International Space Station | 7.27.22

988

Inside Job? Pastor w/ Scam Past Robbed of $1M in Jewels During Livestream Service | 7.26.22

989

Topless Dutch Woman Tries To Ride A Beached Dolphin Out To Sea | 7.25.22

990

Elon Musk’s Dad, Errol Musk, Is Selling His Sperm To “High Class” Ladies & Nancy Pelosi Makes Another Great Trade | 7.21.22

991

Arnold Schwarzenegger Farts in Actresses Face | 7.20.22

992

7/19/22: Vengeful Monkeys, Fat Running Backs, Wedding Tragedies & Tales From West Virginia

993

7/14/22: Inflation is Higher than the WNBA All-Star MVP Trophy Designer

994

7/13/22: American Tourist Falls Into Mount Vesuvius & Bigfoot Orders Hit On Oklahoma Man

995

7/12/22: Why did NYC Drop a “What to Do In Case Of Nuclear War” PSA?

996

7/11/22: Sri Lankans Throw a Presidential Pool Party, Musk Pulls Out, Indonesian Slips Out and Breaks Dong

997

7/8/22: Elon Musk Is A Dirty Dog & Arizona Rep Says She Would Shoot Her Own Grandchildren To Protect Them

998

7/6/22: The CERN is Back Online Which Means A New Portal to Hell Imminent

999

7/5/22: Joey Chestnut is Potentially a Trained Operator, and Singapore is Drinking Toilet Beer

1000

7/1/22: Kevin Durant Can’t Decide What Team to Play For, and Justin Trudeau Can’t Remember Who Australia’s Prime Minister Is