Having a Vodka

Oops raise your hand if you didn’t upload for another number of weeks! This is your good ol fashioned yap sesh from us. Enjoy the ep!!!!

Is it mid-December? Sure! Was this recorded right after Thanksgiving? Well yes! Enjoy the breakdown of how many turkeys Amy’s family had at their Thanksgiving, hear all about our shower routines (what was the reason? Who knows!), and enjoy the jaunt down memory lane as Meg celebrates her anniversary.

In this week’s ep, Meg regales us with some vignettes from her trip to Denmark! Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Hello, beautiful and dazzling audience!!! This week, we’re clenching our cheeks in anticipation for a brand new Taylor record (releasing this Friday!!!!!!). We go through predictions on song themes, sounds & discuss what we think may be potential lyrics. Are y’all also clenching? Grab your wood, your feather boa & of course your vodka and conspire with us!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Now what else would we do but have some weed drinks and shit on men? Nothing!!!! Exactlyyyyyy. Enjoy this stream of consciousness episode where we chat about everything but the convo always seems to come back to the trespasses of men. Some laughs were had! Grab your (weed) drink and enjoy this week’s ep! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Yes this happened more than a month ago. And what about it? As mentioned in last week’s description, Meg is a FLOP who forgot to upload our episodes for a month plus. Enjoy this wild ride of a meet-cute in Amy’s Hot Girl Summer as consolation. Don’t forget your 7 vodka sprites and giant pasta dinner as accompaniments!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Omg wait, did Meg forget to upload episodes for a month? Well yes!!! Whoops. Guess you could say this is pretty on brand for an AITA episode. Chat, am I the asshole for not ever uploading episodes of Having A Vodka? Don’t answer that. Enjoy this (belated) episode, let us know what you think & I swear we will see you next week!!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Hello flops! Here we are again with a Q&D summer catchup for y’all. In this ep, we chat about Raffi and his profound impact on Meg (and apparently climate activism), predictions for the highly-anticipated TS12, and Amy’s summer fling. Come kiki with us!!!!! Get a drank and crank up the volume on this week’s episode of Having A Vodka. Cheers!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Hiiiii. Have you been feeling stressed out? Anxious? Are you spiraling out of control? In this episode, we share out tips & tricks on how to stay grounded when you’re feeling the weight of the world!!! A lot of them are actually pretty ridiculous LOL and many of them you’ll hear and say “well…. Duh,” but have a listen and you’ll hopefully walk away with a few things you can do when the world feels a bit too big. Grab a drink (or an iced coffee with frothed milk) & enjoy this week’s ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

What else to do in the summer but have a kiki with your best friend? This episode is a chill one where we recap our day trip to Block Island, share hilarious lore about our friend Ashleigh in honor of her birthday, and talk about Amy’s healing girl era. Slather on the sunscreen and sit your ass in the sunshine for this girl talk ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Hiiiiiii zodiac bbs! Because life has been a whirlwind this summer so far, we’re taking jt slow and simple this week and playing the delightful Zodiac Game this week (not even how it’s meant to be played, but who gives a fuck? Life’s what you make it, as Prophet Hannah Montana always said). Join us as we quiz each other on how many Earth signs there are, ask each other riddles that send us into spirals, and discover which animals represent which sign. Grab a drankkkk and some crystals and channel your sun, moon & rising and enjoy this weeks ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Yes, you may be familiar with the cult classic musical Little Shop of Horrors - but was Rick Moranis YOUR sexual awakening? Did YOU watch the movie in 18 parts out of order on YouTube at the formative age of twelve? Can YOU clock an Ashman/Menken melody in 3 seconds flat? This week, Meg takes us on an educational journey covering her beloved Little Shop hyperfixation ahead of her trip to see the musical IRL in NYC. Hopefully you don’t get too spooked and throw away all your houseplants. Grab a drink (preferably not of blood!!!) and enjoy this whore-ticultural episode of HAV! Cheers!! 🪴🍸 // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

We all remember where we were the day the earth stood still…… on May 30th, 2025, henceforth known as SWIFTIE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! After 6+ long years of re-records, bitterness, and inconveniencing-herself-to-make-a-point, Taylor Swift announced last Friday that she FINALLY was able to purchase her master recordings of her first 6 records, so naturally, yes, hi, that is all we are talking about in this episode. The parasocialism threat is RED. It’s also RED (TV). Throw your Reputation TV clown nose to the wind and kiki with us while we discuss this monumental moment!!!!! CHEERS SWIFITES!!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

What’s that? Did we accidentally not upload an episode for 3 weeks because Meg is dumb and kept forgetting to upload? What am I saying, the ROAST is over!!! But no that is actually what happened tho LOL. In this episode, Amy performs her critically-acclaimed Roast of Meg and we recap the most iconic birthday party of all time. What is better than two hungover 30-year-olds reliving their memories on a couch? Nothing! Pour yourself from prosecco, plop down on your coziest seat, and enjoy this (throwback to) Taurus fest where we celebrate a milestone for Meg! Cheers!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Happy MAY, you guys, AKA the best month of the year, AKA T-minus 2 weeks until Meg turns THIRTY!!!! In celebration, we broke out one of (admittedly, unfortunately) many ‘novels’ (used in the lightest sense of the term) Meg wrote when she was a kid. Get ready for truly the ultimate cringe. Dress code for this episode is: your chocolate brown Limited Too dress, your TINIEST Louis Vuitton purse, your first-class plane ticket, and above all, your delusion that you live in your own perfect world as a 12-year-old. Grab an alcoholic beverage because now you’re an adult and join us in this cringe read-aloud episode of HAV!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

What a delight it was to recap our impromptu day trip to Newport, Meg’s complementary parking debacle, and a random AF psychological deep dive into Nice Guy Syndrome! Enjoy this yap sesh where we talk about anything and everything under the Spring sun. Have you known someone with NGS before?? We’d love to know your thoughts!!! Grab a drank and flop down on your couch to listen to this episode of HAV! Cheeeerrrssss // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

After yapping about how iconic and beautiful Spring is for 20 minute, we finally get into the story at hand today - the harrowing but triumphant tale of Malcolm the Cat having his first big foray into health scares at his big age of 3. Keep sending Malcy good vibes!!! He is doing better but needs all the love and support he can get

It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and it’s giving us psychosis!!!! Midnights is an album we both just can’t stop thinking about, 2.5 years after its release. In this episode, we break out every physical copy of the album Meg owns (lol) and go from song to song to rehash our musings on this load-bearing work of vague and imitable ART and its contributions to and invaluable place in the TSCU (Taylor Swift cinematic universe). Pour yourself a glass of some maroon-colored liquid and ruminate with us!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

This week, we trek into the cozy world of Hygge and play the Hygge Conversation Game (aka, of course, another questions card deck. Creature of habit!). If there’s two things we love, it’s ambiguous, open-ended philosophizing and a conversation card deck. A third thing we love would be being cozy. Listen along and enjoy us struggling to pronounce Hygge. Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

We’re done gatekeeping the story we’ve teased for years!!! In this episode, Meg recaps The Worst Day of Her Life, aka the day she and her boyfriend broke up in their sophomore year of high school. This story has everything - inconvenient doctor’s appointments, melodramatic rainstorms, teenage misunderstanding, and to make it extremely 2011, a Twilight reference. Drink every time a detail is confirmed in the journal excerpt Meg reads. Listen along and PLEASEEE write in if you have a traumatic (and maybe funny?) breakup story of your own! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Top o’ the morning to ya lassies!!! Or whatever Kate (the mom in this movie) would say. This week to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, we are sitting down and watching the famed 2001 DCOM classic, Luck of the Irish! Starring early aught’s King of Disney Channel Ryan Merriman, this movie has it all - a Young Achiever, a delightful old mean grandpa, magnets, hot but evil leprechauns, and (unfortunately) a ton of Irish stereotypes. Hop into the bright green convertible we’re drag racing around an industrial park and watch this delightful (semi-horror) movie with us! Slainte! 🍀 // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Welcome back besties!!! This week, Amy really wants to talk shit. So naturally, she headed to the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit and compiled some interesting situations to say the least. How important is training new employees really? How can unintended parking lot drama ruin everyone’s day? How much can an oddball in the workplace talk to herself before her douchebag coworkers intervene? Is it ok to not respond to your boss or coworkers when you’re out on vacation? We chat about all this and give our two cents as always. Fix yourself a drink with us and enjoy this week’s episode!!! Cheers! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

This week, Amy recaps her fantastic weekend of seeing BILLY MO’FUCKIN JOEL!!!! And galavanting around Mohegan Sun, resulting in sore feet and a pizza argument. Say it with us everyone: if you can’t handle me at my 30-minute rat, you don’t deserve my party girl. Truly the mantra of 2025. We also have a nice general yap sesh and watch some integral throwback snaps from our party days. Follow along fellow rats!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Good morrow, fellow HAV’ers! Follow us on a journey so dark, twisted and silly, it could only be thought up by a computer. AKA we draw random words out of a Ziploc bag and construct fantasy book titles and have ChatGPT write their summaries for us. The drama! The smoke! The amount of protagonists who are useless heroes! We had so much fun giggling over these and hope y’all do too. Cheers, wenches!!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Oh what’s that? It’s Friday and not Wednesday? And I forgot to upload this week’s episode after taking 2 weeks off? And it’s still winter? OH AND I JUST REALIZED A WEEK LATER THIS EPISODE WAS SITTING UNPUBLISHED IN OUR DRAFTS ???? Oh, okay. LMAO. Sorry y’all - better late than never! This week, we recap the Grammy’s and dive into one of the extremely high-quality quizzes we put in our show spreadsheet 3 years ago. Enjoy as we discuss our selections in the Dominant Character Traits Quiz and play along yourself! Quiz: https://www.quizony.com/what-is-your-most-dominant-character-trait/index.html?qisrc=main-page // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Well hello there, Valentines!!!!! The HAV girlies are back this week with another movie commentary which is very apt for the season - Valentine’s Day, released (on this day, no doubt!) in 2010 and starring 75% of Hollywood. Throughout our reaction, we share some Valentine’s memories of yore, remember plot points right before they happen, and of course, fawn over Taylor Swift’s iconic performance in this highly regarded film. Grab some chocolates and obvi some rosé and enjoy our second movie commentary !!! Cheers! / Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Who else up reliving the best moments of their childhood? Together…… together…… together EVERYONE………. The rumors are true Wildcats, we’re watching the stunning diva that is HSM this week and telling you all our thoughts along the way! We have always wanted to try out movie commentaries here at HAV, so pop some popcorn over your Bunsen Burner, cuddle up with your basketball, and make sure your tap shoes are shined for this (super-sized……. lmao sorry) episode of Having a Vodka. Cheers! / Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Happy 2025 OFFICIALLY y’all!!!! As it is still winter and dark, we have no motivation and no brains. So this week we are taking to Reddit and exploring r/nosleep, r/glitch-in-the-matrix, r/self, and of course, r/TaylorSwift. Chill out with us and enjoy this ep! / Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Did your balls drop? JK we know they did. Tune in his week for June- Dec of our 2024 personal recaps! We are so glad to have the best listeners in the world stick around for another year of HAV. Love yall and see ya in 2025! / Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

It wouldn’t be the end of the year if we didn’t yap til the reindeer come home about our entire years! Merry Christmas yall - we hope this Part 1 of our supersized episode about all we conquered in 2024 meets you with your own holiday vodka drink and happiness & health. We are both so grateful to everyone who listens and hope you enjoy Jan thru May in this week’s episode! / Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Yayyy we’re back! Our annual tradition of going through Meg’s Unhinged Things That Happened This Year note is here once again. Do you remember the Willy Wonka Experience? The Four Seasons Orlando Baby? OJ Simpson dying? Join us for a trip down the 2024 Memory Lane!

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO OUR DEAR AMY!!!!!!! In this episode, Amy recaps her birthday trip to lovely Puerto Rico, rife with jet skis, white-water traversing through the rainforest, the bunnies of PR (iguanas), bioluminescent kayaking, and plenty of empanadas. She also introduces Meg to sweet vidalyia salad dressing and opens her bday gifts live on the pod. // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

Everyone take a deep breath right now OR ELSE!!!!! This week we keep it chill (if chill includes a lot of laughs) and play the famed ‘get-to-know-each-other’ card game, We’re Not Really Strangers. This is your reminder to always throw away those fuck ass Wildcards. We ask each other the important questions - which of us will die first? What does our phone background say about us? What pairs best with Tito’s? What would it sound like if Dick Van Dyke pronounced ‘Shwepps’? Who REALLY wrote ‘Who Says’ by Hannah Montana? When was our cringiest eras?

What’s scarier than a spooky Halloween party? Drinking three days in a row when you’re pushing 30! This week, the girls recap their random night out in Newport - which really is just classic Amy & Meg. There are vodka crans, shots of Jameson against our wills, and finally getting the name of the famed bouncer, Sarge. Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

We’re here again for part two of Meg’s vacation recap. Listen along for some drunken shenanigans out on the wide open sea, including Meg’s first foray with tofu, a 23-year-old named Zeke’s birthday, and water on the deck below. Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

WE’RE BACK! Sorry for ghosting you guys once more but ‘tis the season after all. We are splitting the recap of Meg’s recent cruise into two parts, mostly due to the fact we couldn’t stop yapping in the first half about Midnights’ 2nd birthday, Walmart lore, giant Halloween inflatables, The Clique books (obviously), thong waxes, and spray tans. Don’t forget to rate/review/subscribe - Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸

This week, the girls chat all things Cybertrucks, missing spray tan parties on purpose, Snooki being abducted by aliens, The AGD book The Book of You, Amy’s tarot card reading extravaganza, and rehash the Conjuring House drama that unfolded on Facebook. Grab your vodka & your bestie and enjoy this ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe 🍸

This week, the girls mine for discussions on Reddit in r/TaylorSwift, find out Tito Jackson died on air, discuss raisins for at least 5 minutes, and check out their Daylists on Spotify. Come along while we chat about our fave Easter eggs, Tortured Poets as a musical theater soundtrack, and kick off Taylor Swift Season (aka Fall). Grab your vodka & your bestie and enjoy this ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe 🍸

We’re back after ghosting y’all for a week! In this ep, the girls catch up on all things September, including Meg’s dire need for a new phone, Halloween decorations, how the NYC-dweller’s mind cannot conceptualize a field, and, of all things, the listeria outbreak in deli meats. Oh and some workplace AITAs, as a treat. Grab your vodka & your bestie and enjoy this ep! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe 🍸

This week, we rewind all the way back to the fateful date of August 17, 2007 and have quite the lively chat about one of the best movies of all time, High School Musical 2. We break down the irrefutable cultural impact this regarded film has, what was going on in our lives at the time, and spend perhaps too much time talking about Limited Too. Grab your vodka & your bestie and don’t forget to tell us all your thoughts about HSM2 too!!!! // Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Email us: [email protected] / Rate, review, subscribe 🍸

Holy shit you guys!!! It’s Having A Vodka’s 100th episode. Thank you all for listening for 100 eps - we have so much fun recording these silly little podcasts with each other. This week, we decided to take to ChatGPT to generate some short stories based on stories from our friendship and replace some words to make these anecdotes even more ridiculous. Grab a vodka and your bestie and strap in for the 100th consecutive episode of us being silly and dumb. And yes, we know for sure now that Mexico City isn’t in the US, so don’t worry. Enjoy!

Welcome back bitches! This week, the girls once again analyze pop culture and talk about the term 'industry plants' - what an industry plant is, what it isn't, who is allegedly a plant, and the interesting questions this theory brings up. Of course we talk in circles and get distracted! Of course we debate how Massie Block would align politically! We are who we are after all. Grab your vodka and your bestie and enjoy this week's HAV!

The girlies are back! After a week off, we are catching up on our shower routines, how freakin hot it’s been, and of course, ghosts.

Welcome back members of the Pretty Committee! This week, we recap the ICONIC 2008 film, The Clique.

Op, back a bit late this week! Forgive us while we work with lovely new technical difficulties. Part two of our review of our favorite childhood books is here and this week Meg gives us the rundown of what books she read voraciously as a kid - and we find out maybe she is full of shit when she says that she hates NYC. Grab a drank and your bestie and come with us down this trek of Memory Lane!

This week, the girls discuss their favorite childhood books! Lots of memories are unlocked in this episode, so grab a drink grab your favorite installment of Amelia Bedelia, and enjoy!

Amy fills us in on the historical tragedy of the great molasses flood of 1919 in Boston!

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We did it y’all - we watched the horror classic The Blair Witch Project! And have some subsequent unpopular opinions about its production, acting, content, and rollout. Grab your vodka and enjoy this roast of Blair Witch!

Spooky Summer ‘24 is underway, besties! This week, the girls compile and react to some of the newest stories to hit r/ParanormalEncounters and dive into their spine-tingling tales. Grab a drink and get cozy for this one! / [email protected] / Follow us everywhere: @havingavodka / Enjoy the rest of your vodka! 🍸