Here Comes The Guillotine

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Here Comes The Guillotine

Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more.Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way.For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: [email protected]

  1. 150

    The Final Best Of Episode

    The final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...Thank you.

  2. 149

    The Final Guillotine Episode

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this, the final episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Bible John, German Identity, and Alternative Superheroes...

  3. 148

    Let’s Imagine The End of the World

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Sitcoms, language in comedy and Billy Connolly...

  4. 147

    Takes a Village to Raise a Monster

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss falling over, Mediocrity and Love Island...

  5. 146

    They Say Time is a Construct

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Barbie, Greenland and travelling to Canada...

  6. 145

    Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

  7. 144

    Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

  8. 143

    The Cult of Individualism

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...

  9. 142

    The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...

  10. 141

    Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd some of the greatest footballers of all-time, Ken Loach films and the guys come up with the starting XI facing the Time Ra'...

  11. 140

    Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd reality TV, softs drinks and a selection of the best bits from the past couple of years...

  12. 139

    The Clanging Funeral Bell

    Please be aware that we are working on an issue with this episode. You can watch the full episode without issue on Global Player and YouTube.Thank you for your patience! This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Gen Z stare, siblings and pantos...

  13. 138

    Don’t Go Spelunking!

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

  14. 137

    Get Out of This Place If You Still Can

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...

  15. 136

    Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about interactions in the street, horror films and the guys read through some of your Mailbags...

  16. 135

    Love Is a Truffle

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about racist friends, Highland Cows and red flags in relationships...

  17. 134

    The Peruvian Death Demon

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...

  18. 133

    Sanguine is Blood, Right?

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bigotry, children's stories and salmon...

  19. 132

    One-Step Away Cuckoldry

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...

  20. 131

    The Burning Bridges Episode

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about holiday activities, WWE and Spice Bags...

  21. 130

    Atmosphere of Super Violence

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about accents, train conductors and the social contract...

  22. 129

    The Sausage Supper

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about pirates, Still Game and the Netherlands...

  23. 128

    The Fruit Fly Massacre

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat flags, barber shops and blocking people on social media

  24. 127

    The Scold Cast

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about being internet poisoned, satire and generational wealth...

  25. 126

    Double Fist Pump

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Lord of the Rings, Scottish Culture and publishing books...

  26. 125

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Seven)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the seventh and final episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  27. 124

    The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about working in TV, OnlyFans and Mary Poppins...

  28. 123

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Six)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the sixth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  29. 122

    The Sachet Dilemma

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Scottish music, National Service and sea shantys...

  30. 121

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Five)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fifth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  31. 120

    Here Comes the Guillotine - Best Of - Volume Two

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

  32. 119

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Four)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fourth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  33. 118

    The Little Prince

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Catholic Church, pub quizzing and mental health...

  34. 117

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Three)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the third episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  35. 116

    You’ve Been Playing It Too Hard

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Fringe, Nintendo Switch and Trump...

  36. 115

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Two)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the second episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  37. 114

    The Mouse Hunting System

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bored people, the Press and Danny Boyle...

  38. 113

    Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part One)

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the very first episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...

  39. 112

    Your Saddish Period Has Become Sadder

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...

  40. 111

    The Mailbag: Man Hands on Misery to Man

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

  41. 110

    The Spark That Died Inside Them

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about rats, The Middle East and eating at gigs...

  42. 109

    The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie V

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

  43. 108

    Hunger, Boredom and Impotent Rage

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Evita, Gotham and Existentialism...

  44. 107

    The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie IV

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

  45. 106

    Best Of - 2025 - Volume One

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...

  46. 105

    The Mailbag: A Freudian Outlet

    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

  47. 104

    Just Like a Pill

    *This episode contains ASMR involving Cannoli*This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Moby Dick, Australia and dinosaurs...

  48. 103

    The Mailbag: Best, F

    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

  49. 102

    The Wheel of Suffering

    This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

  50. 101

    The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie III

    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more.Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way.For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: [email protected]

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