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Here Comes The Guillotine — 150 episodes
The Final Best Of Episode
The Final Guillotine Episode
Let’s Imagine The End of the World
Takes a Village to Raise a Monster
They Say Time is a Construct
Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2
Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1
The Cult of Individualism
The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism
Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears
Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits
The Clanging Funeral Bell
Don’t Go Spelunking!
Get Out of This Place If You Still Can
Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience
Love Is a Truffle
The Peruvian Death Demon
Sanguine is Blood, Right?
One-Step Away Cuckoldry
The Burning Bridges Episode
Atmosphere of Super Violence
The Sausage Supper
The Fruit Fly Massacre
The Scold Cast
Double Fist Pump
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Seven)
The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Six)
The Sachet Dilemma
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Five)
Here Comes the Guillotine - Best Of - Volume Two
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Four)
The Little Prince
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Three)
You’ve Been Playing It Too Hard
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Two)
The Mouse Hunting System
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part One)
Your Saddish Period Has Become Sadder
The Mailbag: Man Hands on Misery to Man
The Spark That Died Inside Them
The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie V
Hunger, Boredom and Impotent Rage
The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie IV
Best Of - 2025 - Volume One
The Mailbag: A Freudian Outlet
Just Like a Pill
The Mailbag: Best, F
The Wheel of Suffering
The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie III
Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 2
The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie II
Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 1
The Mailbag: The Death Threat Charts
Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 2
The Mailbag: I Am Done with This World
Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 1
The Mailbag: What Are You Going to Add to the Conversation?
The Perfected Self
The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie
Frankie & Christopher’s Diorama
The Mailbag: I’m Not Chris. I’m Christopher MacArthur-Boyd!
The Doom Drone
The Mailbag: Being Working Class is a Superpower
A Redundant Offer of Optimism
The Mailbag: The Spectrum of Light and Shade of Glasgow’s Culinary Palette
Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 2
The Mailbag: Always Be Suspicious of a Man's Version
The Soaking Consultant
The Mailbag: In The Mood for Love
Piglets, Oinks & Grunters
The Mailbag: A Depressing Podcast
Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 1
The Mailbag: Lessons on the Guillotine
Love Me or Lump Me
The Mailbag: Christopher’s Humanist Perspective
Warm Hands, Cold Heart
The Mailbag: You’ve Been Animal Manned
Negativity, Misery and Horror
The Mailbag: What is This Colonisation?
The Glass Coffin
The Mailbag: Spoilers for Baldur’s Gate 3
The Best of The Past Year
The Mailbag: Please Go to Places Before You Die
Pretty Much, I Hate You
The Mailbag: Golden Retrievers Are Very Into Magic
How To Help Mother Earth
The Mailbag: The Reason Is You Don’t Care
A Mouse Tale
The Mailbag: I Only Listen to This To Be Alienated
The French Method of Life
The Mailbag: The Worst Inside Job of All Time
Frankie’s Unfortunate Role
The Mailbag: Sluiced By Your Neighbour
The Slide Into Oblivion
The Boxing Day Mailbag: I Loathe It's A Wonderful Life
The Christmas Day Episode
The Christmas Mailbag: Red Hot Sewage
The Mailbag: Time 'Ra Starting XI
The Pink Leash
The Mailbag: Manosphere Nonsense
Nothing Matters
The Mailbag: Stray Pubes
The Electric Bike Tour
The Mailbag: 'I Hate You, Ok!'
Give Out There A Chance
The Mailbag: 'I Would Love to Seduce Maggie Thatcher'
Missed Opportunities
Pre-Prison Itinerary
Spoilers for Rings of Power
Here Comes The Guillotine - The Mailbag
Von Doom
Chasing Oblivion
The Information Void
A Holy Day of Obligation
The Episode Where Susie Returns
Best of Episodes 25 - 32
Infinite Trauma
Sheriff Sammo Hung
The Episode With Josie Long
The Psychology of Art
The Vikings Were Just a Story
Best of Episodes 15 - 24
Cleft Cookie
The Nazi Response to Vera Lynn
Against Acting
Japanese Toilet Techniques
The Japanese Method
He Sells Seashells to Invent War
Outlive Your Enemies
The Way of the Fist
There's So Much of Europe I Haven't Seen...
Catspaw McGraw
H.M.S Cuckold
Gently Off To Sleep
Best of Ep.1 to Ep.13
Would Someone Think of Baphomet!
Muppet Chainsaw Massacre
Vampire Bashers
Our Lady of Perpetual Pain
Limeade and a Massage Gun
The French Method
Stuck Step Mum
Syphilitic Goat Attack
Badger Dog
Space 'Ra
An Extraordinary Invitation
Grotesque, Unbelievable, Bizarre, Unprecedented
Norman Tebbit is Not a Cannibal
Here Comes The Guillotine - Trailer