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Hoppothetically
by Nick Hopping
What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? Should there be MORE Neurodiverse Santas? What if you could design your own Grandma?NYC Comedian, Nick Hopping, and NYC Dyslexic, Nathan Hopping tackle these questions And MORE!
Episodes
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#65 What if a Siamese Twin wanted to be a SUPERHERO?
Hello. I tried a solo episode. It's just the one question. It's pretty weird doing a solo podcast. Hard to riff with no reactions. I don't know. Was this listenable? #comedy #comedypodcast #hypothetical
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#64 What if Jersey TRASH controlled the Social Credit System? Ft. Zach Russell
A fun fun episode with Nick and Zach I hope you like it. 0:00 Intro 5:55 What if a Weather Channel used child actors in costumes instead of Green Screen Graphics? 13:30 What if a Genie who lived in your Jeans? 22:18 What if getting in a POWER POSE made you TOO Confident? 30:35 What if Jersey…
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#63 What if Alchemists really just want to get P3GGed?
Another Nick and Nathan episode! Fun Fun stuff. I think we're getting back into the swing of things. We were less gross than the last 2 episodes...I think? I don't know. If you listen, thanks! 0:00 Intro 7:51 What if Alchemists really want to just get pegged? 17:52 What if becoming ENLIGHTENED...
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#62 Should Prisoners be allowed to GET BUFF?
Another Nick and Nathan episode of the Hoppothetically Podcast. This one is a bit less gross than last week's. I think there's some fun stuff in here. The intro part might be too offensive? I don't know. I hope you enjoy. 0:00 Offensive Intro 4:20 What if Aliens respond "K" to our communication...
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#61 What if IT was avant garde?
Nathan is finally back! How about THAT? I got a little too SAUCED in this episode. Did you notice? Venmo me. 0:00 Intro 10:17 You're living Azathoth's WET dream? 20:37 What if IT was avant garde? 26:43 An Osmosis Jones sequel where Bill Murray gets railed? 33:39 You're an astronaut and you want a...
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#60 Why don't PRISONERS drink TOILET BEER? Ft. Zach Russell & Austin Locke
This week I'm joined by Austin Locke AND Zach Russell. Still no Nathan... We also tried a new segment at the end. Check it OUT. 0:00 Intro 9:02 What if you were BLACKMAILED by a terminally ill child? 15:40 What if, everytime you had a good idea, a REAL light bulb appeared? Or a baby? 22:19...
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#59 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult Swim? Ft. Zach Russell
FINALLY...another episode of Hoppothetically. Nathan is indisposed yet again, so Zach Russell filled in. TWICE during this episode, people tried to break into the Comedy Club. We were very brave. AND sometimes funny. Thanks for watching. 0:00 Intro 3:16 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult...
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#58 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM?
Nathan and I opened a comedy club in Brooklyn, so we've been distracted. We finally got an episode in! It was a fun one. Hope you enjoy. 0:00 Intro 11:13 A sequal to "Great Expectations?..."NO Expectations" 18:10 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM? 25:22 Your boss wants you to SCOOBY DOO...
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#57 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest? Ft. Timothy Atkinson
Timothy Atkinson joins us this week! This episode has more of a relaxed energy, I think. 0:00 Intro 5:37 What if your friend wants to HIJACK the Stewardess cart on a plane? 15:50 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest? 25:16 What if there was a math test to see if you're a WITCH?...
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#56 Would you teach the WEIRD KIDS at Hogwarts the KILL spells?
A fun Nick & Nathan episode!! This episode is a little looser...we were drinking a little bit. ALSO we have a surprise guest at the end. Don't miss it!!I f you want to support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 3:24 Would you…
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What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? Should there be MORE Neurodiverse Santas? What if you could design your own Grandma? NYC Comedians tackle all these questions AND MORE!
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#55 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? Ft. Zach Russell
Nathan is SICK OH NO!!! Nick and Zach held down the fort. We think Nathan was watching over us or whatever. If you want to support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it! https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 10:59 How many Punches does it take to Mash a head? 15:54 What…
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#54 What if there was a Jimmy Buffett themed SERIAL KILLER? Ft. Santiago Angel
It's Hoppothetically!!! Our guest this week is Santiago Angel!! He's hilarious in a pretty upsetting kind of way. This was a super fun episode! Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode? If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate…
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#53 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11? Ft. Charles Engle
It's Hoppothetically!!! Our guest this week is Charles Engle!! He's REAL funny! This episode was heaps of fun! HEAPS. Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode? If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!...
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#52 What if BILL COSBY is DEATH? Ft. Zach Russell
How about another episode of Hoppothetically?! The Podcast where we riff on the weirdest/ dumbest questions we can think of. Zach Russell is BACK. This episode is far less gross than his last appearance. GROWTH!! Who do you think had the best line(s) of the episode? If you want to hear the full...
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#51 What if you FARTED in the GAS CHAMBER?
Hoppothetically, the Podcast where we riff on super weird hypothetical questions, is BACK! We got another Nick & Nathan episode. This one was a fun one! If you have any thoughts on any of these questions OR have any questions your'd like us to answer, LET US KNOW. If you'd like to support us (and...
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#50 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show? Ft. Timothy Atkinson
Hoppothetically Podcast coming to you from The Outer Banks! We were on a family reunion, so our cousin Tim joined us! He's quite funny! Please leave a comment! If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out: https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically0:00 Intro 4:54 What if somone...
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#49 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum
Another episode of Hoppothetically! This one is WAY less gross than the last 2! Ben Kirschenbaum is back! We had a great time chatting with him. Please leave a comment! If you'd like to support us (and get more episodes) check THIS out: https://www.patreon.com/Hoppothetically 0:00 Intro 4:01 What...
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#48 What if the ILLUMINATE is LAME now? Ft. Stephen Campbell
Another episode of HOPPOTHETICALLY!! This week, Stephen Campbell joins us! He's a very funny fellow! The first few questions are pretty gross! PLEASE leave a comment or a review. It would really help us out If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really...
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#47 How woud you MAKE Peter Pan GROW UP? Ft. Zach Russell
Hoppothetically is BACK!! (again) Zach Russell joins us for a fun episode!! I'm going to be honest, this one was a little edge-lordy...even for us! I think you'll still enjoy it though! If you want to hear the full episode AND support us, check out our Patreon. We really appreciate it!...
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#46 What if YOU could design your own GRANDMA?
Hoppothetically is back! (Sort of) This was origionally an episode for Patreon, but we kind of gave up on that... So here it is! I don't remember much about this one. Hope it is good. This week's questions: 0:00Intro: 0:59 What if you could design your own grandma? 9:11 What if you met the…
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#45 Sign My Petition for MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum
Uh Oh! It's another episode of Hoppothetically!! This week, Ben Kirschenbaum joins us to answer THE MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! Ben used to write for Click Hole! Remember Click Hole? Funny Stuff! This episode was a lot o' fun. We hope you enjoy! 0:00 Intro 2:46 What if the ALL the Whos...
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#44 Could you assemble a HEIST crew to steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin Locke
Hey HEY!! It's Hoppetically!! The podcast where we answer the MOST IMPORTANT questions in the world! AND we have a guest! It's our good buddy and the "Memento of Comedy", Austin Locke!! This episode was a fun one! Please enjoy This week's Quesitons 0:00 Intro 5:00 How would you market WHIP-ITS?...
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#43 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?
IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT'SSSSS Hoppothetically!!! Thanks for watching! We're a comedy podcast about weird hypothetical questions. If YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know. 0:00 Intro 4:54 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands? 10:07 What COD war memorials look like?…
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#42 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?
Hoppothetically is back! Thanks for watching! I think this episode is really funny. AND no audio issues!! How about that? By the way, if YOU ever have a question you want to hear, let us know. 0:00 Intro 2:52 What if your war buddy thought "The Ultimate Sacrifie" was eating your ass? 8:09 What if...
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#41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs?
Hey! It's Hoppothetically! We're BACK...AGAIN. I was in kind of a bad mood this time. It's still a fun episode. More Hypothetical Questions! 0:00 Intro 3:48 How would you get out of fighting IT? 10:00 How would you ask for a little girl's eggs? 16:38 What if the active ingredient in Meth was…
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#40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?
Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE (AGAIN) If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio quality this episode. The mic recorder got…
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#39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President?
Hoppothetically is back with more silly hypothetical questions AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE!! If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. 0:00 Intro 1:20 What if you were the host at the John Wick Assassin Hotel?...
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#38 What if you came Genies?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. 0:00 Intro 1:19 You're in a firing squad and everyone brought Nerf guns except you! 5:58 What if...
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#37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and Jessi
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by Mantha and Jessi Freeman! This episode turned out super fun! If you…
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#36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?
Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. We had fun on this one. I hope you do too. 0:00 Intro 4:39 What if you encountered aliens who have HEADPHONES in? 12:06 Write a HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT? 16:46 How would you...
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#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?
Another episode of Hoppothetically, the comedy podcast where we answer really dumb hypothetical questions. This episode Nathan and Nick look fat. Enjoy. 0:00 Intro 6:19 What if a Ninja Turtle wants to mate with your pet turtle? 17:46 What if Super Mario Mushrooms existed? 21:14 What dating advice...
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#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. 0:00 Intro 7:46 What if you peed your pants in front of the "Lie to Me" guy? 10:01 What if the...
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#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (I was sweaty.) 0:00 Intro 6:04 What if you murder a family only to find out they are CAKE? 8:55...
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#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time! This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:14 What if you got stopped by a REALLY nervous mugger? 11:46...
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#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. This week we're joined by the hosts of the Overshadowed Podcast, Charles Engle and Zach Russell!...
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#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?
Hoppothetically is back with more crazy hypothetical questions. If you're new here, we're a comedy podcast where hosts, Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important questions of our time. (Sorry about the audio towards the end) 0:00 Intro 9:16 How would you play Duck, Duck, Seduce?...
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#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?
Welcome back to Hoppothetically - the comedy podcast where we answer the best questions in the world. We have some good ones this week. If you have any answers OR want to submit a question, let us know in the comments. This week's questions: 0:00 Can the USA take a better picture than Putin on a...
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#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?
Thanks for watching Hoppothetically! Nick Hopping and Nathan Hopping answer the most important hypothetical questions in the world. It's a comedy podcast. This Week's Questions: 0:00 Intro 8:47 What if we sold organic cake? 13:42 What if there was a drug dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs? 18:26…
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#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?
Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions! This week's questions - 0:00 What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS? 6:04 What if Dr.Strange was self conscious about his 3rd eye? 12:44 What if…
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#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?
Hoppothetically is back with another great set of questions! If you're new, we're a comedy podcast (game show) where we ask crazy hypothetical questions! This week's questions - 0:00 Intro 2:28 What if all the dust in the world came from NATHAN? 8:07 What if all the propaganda about Kim Jung Un…
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#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?
Welcome back to Hoppothetically! We're a short form, improvised comedy show. Nick Hopping (NYC Comedian) & Nathan Hopping (dyslexic person) riff on some silly silly questions! This week's Questions - 0:00 What if you stumbled into Narnia only to find Mr.Tumnus jerkin' it? 7:34 What if plants hate...
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#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?
Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. Nick is a Comedian in NYC. Nathan is a dyslexic. What fun! This Week's Questions 0:00 Intro nonsense 4:02 What if you got TWO new dads for Christmas? 9:01 What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler? 12:26 What if...
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#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf
Hoppothetically is a comedy podcast where we ask crazy hypothetical questions and riff the answers. This week NYC Comedian Jamie Wolf joins us. This Week's Questions: 0:00 What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? 7:34 What if you accidentally had sex with an alien cat? 15:44 What...
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#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf
Hoppothetically is an improv comedy podcast where we answer silly hypothetical questions. Jamie Wolf joins us this week! This week's questions - 1. What if your ass had a 95% chance of making people happy. 2. What if anesthesiologist choked patients out? 3. Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King...
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#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?
Comedy Podcast where NYC comedians ask and answer hypothetical questions. Got questions you want us to answer? Let us know! This Week's Questions: 1. What if a man on the street DEMANDED you dance for him? 2. What if you had a bad BAD sentient sword? 3. How would you get "sack-dapping" going? 4....
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#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?
This Weeks Questions: 1. What if the world was taken over by Jim Carrie(s)? 2. What if the government banned the Karate Chop? 3. What if basketball shorts were cargo shorts? If you're new here, this is an improvised Comedy Podcast where we answer hypothetical questions. Hosted by Nick Hopping +...
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#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha
This Week's Questions: 1. What if Milk made you drunk? 2. Are we too mean to Nathan? 3. Are you a Toyotathoner or Maxinista? 4. What of Shallow Hal was a Doctor? 5. What if bosses cucked bad employees? Comedy Podcast. Hypothetical Questions. Funny. Hoppothetically Nick Hopping + Nathan Hopping +...
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#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha
Hoppothetically Comedy Porcast - It's an improv comedy show with hypothetical questions! This Week's Questions: 1. What if you got to dole out the all the toe stubs? 2. What if love was Meth? 3. FMK - Peeing your pants, calling a distant relative, calling a stranger mommy Nick Hopping + Nathan...
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#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?
This week's Hypothetical Questions: 1. What if you had snake hair? 2. What if your son tried to summon Azerath? 3. What if practicing for 10k hours only made you a good juggler? 4. What if you had to write a Jewish Christmas song? 5. How would you find the straight in the gay stack? 6. What if…
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What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN? Should there be MORE Neurodiverse Santas? What if you could design your own Grandma?NYC Comedian, Nick Hopping, and NYC Dyslexic, Nathan Hopping tackle these questions And MORE!
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