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Hoppothetically — 73 episodes

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#65 What if a Siamese Twin wanted to be a SUPERHERO?

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#64 What if Jersey TRASH controlled the Social Credit System? Ft. Zach Russell

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#63 What if Alchemists really just want to get P3GGed?

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#62 Should Prisoners be allowed to GET BUFF?

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#61 What if IT was avant garde?

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#60 Why don't PRISONERS drink TOILET BEER? Ft. Zach Russell & Austin Locke

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#59 Guy doesn't understand the 'ADULT" in Adult Swim? Ft. Zach Russell

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#58 What if the GRINCH resorted to TERRORISM?

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#57 What if You Were an ANIMAL News anchor in the Forest? Ft. Timothy Atkinson

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#56 Would you teach the WEIRD KIDS at Hogwarts the KILL spells?

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#55 What if the MAFIA did lame TEAM BUILDING Exercises? Ft. Zach Russell

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#54 What if there was a Jimmy Buffett themed SERIAL KILLER? Ft. Santiago Angel

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#53 What if the Hamburglar was in Ocean's 11? Ft. Charles Engle

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#52 What if BILL COSBY is DEATH? Ft. Zach Russell

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#51 What if you FARTED in the GAS CHAMBER?

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#50 What if TRUMP starts a PRISON reality show? Ft. Timothy Atkinson

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#49 How would you make BARBIE dark and gritty? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

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#48 What if the ILLUMINATE is LAME now? Ft. Stephen Campbell

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#47 How woud you MAKE Peter Pan GROW UP? Ft. Zach Russell

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#46 What if YOU could design your own GRANDMA?

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#45 Sign My Petition for MORE Neurodiverse Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

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#44 Could you assemble a HEIST crew to steal FROM YOUR OWN A$$? Ft. Austin Locke

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#43 What if you were about to be reincarnated as Mr.Hands?

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#42 What if Pinocchio watched Andrew Tate to become a real MAN?

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#41 How would YOU ask for a little girl's eggs?

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#40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?

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#39 What if EVERYONE wrote in "YOUR MOM" for President?

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#38 What if you came Genies?

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#37 What if there was a Basketball team called "The Widowers?" Ft. Manth and Jessi

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#36 A HORROR movie about an ASS that won't QUIT?

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#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?

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#34 Are you STRONGER than a 5th Grader?

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#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?

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#32 What if it was Israel vs Palestine vs Connecticut?

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#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the UP Guy? Ft. Charlse Engle + Zach Russell

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#30 What if YOUR MOM started dating the MONSTER under your bed?

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#29 (Pt.2) What if all Subway Sandwiches MADE Jared a monster?

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#29 (Pt.1) What if there was a DRUG dealer who DIDN'T like BL0W J0Bs?

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#28 (Pt.2) What if Anonymous was ASS-NONYMOUS?

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#28 (Pt.1) What if you were a Drag Queen named Martin Luther Queen JR?

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#27 (Pt.2) What if SEXUALITY was SEASONAL?

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#27 (Pt.1) What is Taika Waititi's advice for the next Hitler?

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#26 (Pt.2) What if you HAD to become friends with Mike Tyson OR DIE? Ft. Jamie Wolf

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#26 (Pt.1) Death Battle: Home Alone vs Lion King? Ft. Jamie Wolf

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#25 (Pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in Forrest Gump?

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#25 (Pt.1) What if the Government BANNED KARATE CHOPS?

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#24 (Pt.2) Are we TOO MEAN to NATHAN? ft. Mantha

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#24 (Pt.1) What if LOVE was METH? ft. Mantha

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#23 What if your HAIR was SNAKES?

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#22 What if you were a MAGICIAN for the BLIND? ft. Kevin Seefried

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#21 What if you could turn into a BATH TUB? ft. Charles Engle

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#20 What if the FBI only hired cancelled white guys?

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#19 What if GENIES were real BUT couldn't grant wishes? ft. Brittany Carney

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#18 What if YOUR MOM was really Christian Bale playing a role?

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#17 What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? ft. Peter Wong
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#16 How would you market the Bat-Nipples?
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#15 (pt.2) Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? Ft. Andrea Allan

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#15 (pt.1) What face tatoo would you give your enemies? Ft. Andrea Allan
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#14 - What if Spiderman shot webs with his hips? ft. Zach Russell

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#13 - What is your HATE language?

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#12 - Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months? ft. Matty Litwack

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#11 - What if the Female Body Inspectors (FBI) were a real agency? ft. Kyle Boyce

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#10 - Who would win in a FIGHT - Aang or Santa?

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#9 - What if you were the KING of all the WEAK CHINNED MEN?

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#8 - Would you take SUPER STRENGTH if you had to MOAN to use it?

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#7 - Would people jump off bridges called the "Jeff Bridges?" ft. Bridget Geiran

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#6 - Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer's VICTIM or Jeff Dunham's DUMMY?

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#5 - Would SAW be better with MICROTRANSACTIONS?
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#4 - Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back?
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#3 - Would you rather be addicted to coke or slight of hand magic?
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#2 - What if you could time travel...but only while pooping?

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#1 - What if you could transfer fat from person to person?

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