Hot Takes With Hot Dykes
by Clara Pluton & Val Nigro
we are real life lesbian ex lovers chunking out 2 hours of time every other week with ya'll to dish the sapphic dirt. queer fantasia, interpreted through a modern lens, self criticism, public engagement. we want to be pushing ourselves to reinterpret, reassess, and reanalyze dyke culture that has been left before us. nothing exists in a vacuum and ya'll know we love to process.clara's insta: claraplutonval's insta: teenbeat_84
Episodes
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A GAY GOODBYE <3
a simple goodbye <3 we love you, stay gay!
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Episode 76: LiLo K-Hole with Best Mistakes Podcast
another pod! this fortnight we have on stand up comedians and the hosts of 'Best Mistakes' podcast Anya Volz & Nika Lomazzo. they're HILARIOUS and we talk about the controversial legacy of Lena Dunham, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan feuds and of course... our favorite mistakes listen to their...
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Episode 75: Flex Time with Ex-Florist
on this fortnightly episode we talk about office slang, tunnel boring machines, making out with our dogs & we interview Tacoma based rapper, archivist and artist Ex-Florist! find Ex-Florist here https://twitter.com/formerflorist https://www.instagram.com/bluntweapons/...
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Episode 74: Wiki How 2 Be
we are back! with an episode about how to become confident :D we went to the source of confidence... Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH, Tony Robbins and of course Wiki How find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG @clarapluton val's IG @teenbeat_84
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Episode 73: I Take Time And I Fold It
HELLOO!! on this fortnightly episode we take a deep dive into time, DDR and john mayer <3 it's one of my favorites.. truly! find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84
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Withholding our Lesbian Labor
hello!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about going on STRIKE (aka being laid off and collecting unemployment lmao), our futures for the world and our weekend snow days of course find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig@teenbeat_84
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Couples Therapy Squared
hiii we're back with a new episode!! we talk about the harrowing and oft gawked at practice of ..COUPLES THERAPY! we offer our own lezperspective drawing from our own experiences, watch some reality tv, and yes we cry at the end :) find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton…
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Episode 70: Shycon City with Archie
we interview seattle pop superstar ARCHIE! woohoo! we talk about introverts thriving, her dreams, how she got to where she is and all the beauty that lies before her find her on spotify at ARCHIE and stream bad bitch! archie's IG: @archietheshycon clara's IG: @clarapluton val's IG: @teenbeat_84...
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Entering the Gaytrix with Frankie Leveau
hello! we're back with another pod <3 on this fortnightly episode we gab about Val watching The Matrix for the first time followed by an interview with Frankie Leveau. it's a good one xoxo Find Frankie on ig @shopaloevintage at shopaloevintage.com clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 and...
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Daily Meal with Dylan McKeever
hello!!! we interviewed Dylan McKeever on this fortnightly episode <3 <3 she's a comedian, an illustrator, a JOY on instagram and most importantly, our friend find her on ig @deemakes ! find us on patreon patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84
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Claranators vs Val-Pals
hi gays! on this episode we talk about the pursuit of rugged individualism has made america into a death cult <3 enjoy and stay gay! find us on patreon- patreon.com/HTHWD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta @teenbeat_84
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Blob Family
here we ARE with election self care tips, reminiscing on our stand up 'careers' and ...a little announcement find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84
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Episode 65: P0P S3CR3T
another episode of HTWHD!! we talk about.. everything. bliss, the spirit realm, our failed coping mechanisms and everything in between find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD we love youu <3 stay gay!
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Episode 64: Yesterday's Tomorrow is Today
a new episode yay! we talk about building for our future in the ashes of failed American democracy experiment. yay! find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84
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What Would Enby Jesus Do
on this fortnightly episode we answer your q & gays!!!! YAY! you can always email us your questions at [email protected] patreon.com/HTWHD clara's IG: clarapluton val's IG: teenbeat_84
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Episode 62: Un-Nuke the Family
hello!!!! new episode <3 we love you, stay gay! find us on patreon!!! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84
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Comedy Is CANCELLED!!!!
woo! we're back! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84
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Keep Dreaming, Keep Building with King County Equity Now
we interviewed Isaac of King County Equity Now Coalition! sign up for their newsletter! follow them everywhere!!!! https://www.kingcountyequitynow.com/ on IG: @kingcountyequitynow twitter: https://twitter.com/KCequitynow
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Episode 60: The Virgo Mom-ologues with Ylva Mara Radziszewski
it's our 60th episode omg!! on this episode we talk to high priestess, author, witch and more Ylva Mara Radzisewski <3 we talk about falling asleep on the toilet, the love of the grind, and what her life has looked like to get her to be the bad ass who we love and admire today. ylva's ig:...
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Episode 59: Clara's Gay Hiccup Cure
we're back! on this episode we talk about change, taco bell and I REVEAL MY TRADEMARKED HICCUP CURE find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: @teenbeat_84
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Episode 59: Enjoy The Pot Roast with Sharlese Metcalf
On this edition of Cruisin' With Clara we sit with DJ Sharlese Metcalf. We talk birth charts, being beat obsessed, reality TV and so much more. Sharlese's instagram: sh6rl6s6 Clara's instagram: clarapluton Val's instagram: teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD
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Episode 58: Work From Homo
HERE WE AAARE we recorded this in our living room and it was hard and we love all of you so much <3 find us on instagram clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD
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Episode 57: Clara's Dinner With Val
originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio on this very special episode Clara & Val interview... EACH OTHER!!!! <3 <3 they talk about being frozen, magic, downloads & all the intrinsic gayness that have made them themselves clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 find us on...
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Episode 56: 'Never Meant' 2 Doubt My Doubt
originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about rich gays, emo anthems and what we can learn from our doubts <3 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: @teenbeat_84
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Walking Through Gaping Holes
originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle hi!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about PMDD 420, portals and America's first drag queen William Dorsey Swann <3 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta @clarapluton val's insta @teenbeat_84
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Slumber Party!! with Cartel Madras
helloooo! we have a super special episode today because we interviewed trap powerhouses Cartel Madras <3 find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD @cartelmadras @thotpolice @clarapluton @teenbeat_84
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Episode 53: We're Your Gay Parents
originally broadcast Monday December 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle we're back!! we talk about enya, reparenting your inner child and give ya'll a lil non monogamy check in clara's insta @clarapluton val's insta @teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD
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Q & Gay: Fergalicious Edition
originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle it's another q & gay episode!! we answer your queeries and talk about our trip to europe <3 find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's instagram @clarapluton val's instagram @teenbeat_84 subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD
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Metamour Megadeth
we are sending you this transmission from paris! woo! on this fortnightly episode we talk about our experience maneuvering non monogamy EEK! it's a spicy one <3 find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD clara's ig @clarapluton val's ig @teenbeat_84 we love you, stay gay!
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Episode 50: Gay Ghosts
this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode we talk about ghosting, we roast susan sontag, and deeply debrief what's been going on in our lives this october find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook @Hot Takes...
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Live Lez at Town Hall
hi!! we play our september 24th town hall recording <3 it's so much fun. we talk about workplace pooping, men in 10 gallon hats and our 6 gay agreements find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: @teenbeat_84 patreon.com/HTWHD
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Gossip Gays
hello! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this episode we talk about why white men don't get wet in the rain, gossip, the trans queerstory of the wild west & a surprise mystery guest calls into the station! find us on patreon at…
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Codependence Day
hello!!!! A NEW EPISODE HAS ARRIVED we talk about being codependent lesbians, lil nas x & adult babies. find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD facebook @Hot Take With Hot Dykez clara's insta: @clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84 <3
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Switch Utopia
on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about sexologist, performance artist and porn star Annie Sprinkle as well as a DEEP DEEEP dive into top and bottom culture. IT'S A GOOD ONE. clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84 find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook!...
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Q & Gay Part Deux
originally broadcast Monday August 5th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode we talk about our trip down the coast, we answer your q's & play a mini interview with scientist Emily Waldron! find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook at...
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Episode 44: Primetime Pansexuals
originally broadcast Monday July 22nd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode we talk about the queer history of Coney Island, rant about boomers, the new cats trailer and obviously.. Are You The One?! find us on instagram! clara's ig: @clarapluton val's ig:...
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Episode 43: Fountain of Queer Youth
**THE AUDIO IS A LIL BLOWN OUT. MERCURY RETROGRADE AND CHILL** this episode was originally broadcast Monday July 8th on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio on this fortnightly episode we talk about aging in the queer community, techie infants, queerstory about the fat acceptance movement &...
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Episode 42: LIVE4PRIDE//Ego Death with Erin Aquarian
hello!! this is such a fun episode.. we broadcast a live episode we did at The Rendezvous in Seattle & then play an interview with Portland based witch, tarot reader and intuitive Erin Aquarian find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta: clarapluton val's insta: teenbeat_84 erin's…
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Episode 41: Entering Flow State with Graham Downing
originally broadcast June 11th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM hellooo we are back with a fortnightly episode where we talk with comedy super star Graham Downing. we chat about acid, improv, existentialism and so so much more <3 find us on instagram! clara's ig: clarapluton val's ig: teenbeat_84 like us...
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Episode 40: Science is Magic w Pallavi Gunalan
heY GAYS!! we're bringing you this episode from our rented nissan sentra parked on a street in sunny Arleta, California. on this fortnightly episode we talk about jealousy, an asteroid nearly hitting the earth, weddings & an interview with Pallavi Gunalan who is a scientist AND a stand up…
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Episode 39: Dish Soap & Battery Acid
this episode was originally broadcast Monday April 29 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about the placebo effect, beach breeze flavored red bull & the existential implication of embarrassment find us on patreon www.patreon.com/htwhd...
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Episode 38: The Universe's Butthole
originally broadcast Monday April 15th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about the royal they-by, concept creep & a queerstory on intersex activism! clara's IG @realcrissangel val's IG @teenbeat_84 find us on facebook @Hot Takes…
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Episode 37: Real Queers in America! (with Samantha Allen & Corey Burke)
this episode was originally broadcast April 1st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle we are back in the booth baby! on this fortnightly episode we talked to Real Queer America author Samantha Allen and her wife Corey Burke. We talk about how they met, their ideal queer utopias, the...
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Episode 36: Aura/Sign/Lesbian
we are back with another bedroom episode!! <3 we talk about Fergie, QAnon, Val launches a Daylight Saving Time conqueeracy theory & we end on a queerstory about Tove Jansson find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez patreon.com/HTWHD clara's insta @realcrissangel val's insta @teenbeat_84 we...
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Episode 35: Drop Your Venmo ! (an interview with Indigenize Productions)
originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH LP FM in Seattle, Washington on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss how mercury's retrograde shadow period is messing with their lives, Stormy Daniels and they broadcast an interview with the folx behind Indigenize Productions find us...
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Episode 34: Non Binary Katy Perry
hi!! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio a lil mini episode for ya'll to get us back on our schedule!! we talk about katy perry, bombing in minneapolis & a queerstory on josephine baker find us on facebook @Hot Takes With Hot Dykez clara's insta:...
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Episode 33: Lez Talk About S E X
AN EPISODE ON AN OFF WEEK TO MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK!! this was recorded in our bedroom on a zoom recorder LMAO so the quality isn't going to be as good and it might be a little more quiet than normal. we just wanted to give ya'll the CONTENT that was buzzing in our brains. on this episode...
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Epsiode 32: Gay Penguins Do It Better
originally broadcast on January 21st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss MLK Jr Day, digging up old tweets & a queerstory on disabled lesbians find us on patreon!! patreon.com/HTWHD find us on facebook! facebook.com/hotdykesradio...
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Episode 31: Clocking the Collective Consciousness with Cucci Binaca
on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara have on Seattle drag entertainer and all around incredible woman Cucci Binaca they talk about melted cheese, growing up in Nevada, Ginuwine & the collective consciousness which surrounds us all. find cucci on ig @cuccibinaca find us on ig! clara...
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Episode 30: Hexmas Eve
originally broadcast Monday December 24th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara discuss the new Ellen special, solstice intentions and the Radical Queens collective. find us on insta! clara's insta: @realcrissangel val's insta: @teenbeat_84...
About this show
we are real life lesbian ex lovers chunking out 2 hours of time every other week with ya'll to dish the sapphic dirt. queer fantasia, interpreted through a modern lens, self criticism, public engagement. we want to be pushing ourselves to reinterpret, reassess, and reanalyze dyke culture that has been left before us. nothing exists in a vacuum and ya'll know we love to process.clara's insta: claraplutonval's insta: teenbeat_84
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Clara Pluton & Val Nigro
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