How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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    How To Survive Hantavirus

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive rat born hantavirus as well as catching up and talking about their weeks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Hot Flashes & Crowd Warm-Up (w/ Allan Murray)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the cursed hot flashes, and comedian Allan Murray shares his experiences as a warm-up comic for television.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)

    This week: what it feels like to live with a mystery illness that doctors can't figure out—and how to survive the fear that comes with not knowing.Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the fear of the unknown, and author Jane Borden (Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives America) shares her experience untangling the mystery of an undiagnosed illness.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ice cold water and Will Hines joins us to share his experience with frozen shoulders!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!

    This week, Danielle, Kristine, and Garon return after a week off to dish on international fllights and lost luggage, they wonder why Jen Aniston keeps her dry eyes a secret, Garon loses his glasses to the powerful waves of the Pacific, and they catch up on some of their favorite television. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!

    This week Kristine is away to Germany but that means you are getting a special sneak peek at the type of Bonus Episode you get when you join our Patreon! This is a shorter version to get a glimpse of the fun we have every month. Join now!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)

    This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, Danielle dives into one of the stickiest disasters in history: the Boston Molasses Flood — yep, slow as molasses IS an oxymoron.We break down how to survive a slow-moving but deadly disaster, and then comedian and writer Brian Kiley joins us to talk about his early days in the Boston comedy scene.Expect survival tips from one of the most fascinating disasters in history!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive having a terrible neighbor, and Scott Langteau shares his tale of navigating the nightmare next-door neighbor.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getting a vasectomy.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Heated Rivalry

    This week, Danielle and Kristine are talking about how to survive rivalry- heated and otherwise. From the show Heated Rivalry, to siblings, marriage, and the workplace, rivalries are everywhere and can even be good for you. But if a rivalry gets too hot, Danielle and Kristine have some tips to help you through it. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of us can relate to: getting fired. Only in his situation, the workplace...was incredibly well known.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    New to How to Survive- Start Here!

    What's this show all about anyway?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops)

    This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we learn how to survive the fer-de-lance viper — one of the deadliest snakes in the world — and just as threatening?  Meeting famous people!Comedy legend Greg Proops joins us to share stories only he could tell about celebrity encounters and what it really takes to survive going behind the red rope.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a body part and Macey Isaacs joins us to share the time she lost her front teeth!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)

    This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not physically, we have very weak arms) and lay it all out on the table- that we can't stop pounding! Want the full version? Join us on Patreon for more exclusive, unhinged fun!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive When A Protest Goes Sideways & A Birth Plan Falls Apart (w/ John Quaintance)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being tear-gassed during a protest, then John Quaintance joins us to tell the story of his son’s birth—a carefully planned delivery that went completely off the rails in Laughlin, Nevada.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Inpatient Rehab & a Troubled Teen Program (w/ Charlie Nelson Jacobs)

    Content Note: This episode of How to Survive discusses inpatient rehab and a troubled teen residential program. Listener discretion advised for discussions of restrictive treatment environments and institutional harm involving minors.This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine talk about inpatient rehab before Charlie Nelson Jacobs joins to discuss his experience surviving a highly problematic and abusive troubled teen residential program—and share some thoughts on the teen treatment industry.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai

    Danielle, Kristine, and Garon talk about the Stranger Things finale. Plus, they are still talking about The Materialists.  Who's ready for a live show in Sedona?Kristine tries to ruin football for Danielle and FAILS.AND then...Danielle and Kristine go to Ojai to prep for the first HTS Quiz Show (Friday, January 30 at 7 pm Pacific Time- join us!) and barely survive!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine break down how to survive the potentially dangerous world of Uber and ridesharing, and Oliver Pardo returns with a few truly wild rideshare horror stories.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. Our first How to Survive Quiz Zoom begins January 30th!📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)

    This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's worst nightmare… growths. Then, Gary Mann joins to share his experience navigating Standards & Practices during his time on The Sarah Silverman Program, when a performer's voice was challenged in a very different way.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week!📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Winging It Through Life & Burning Man (w/Jordan Morris)

    On this week’s How to Survive, Matt Belknap steps in to produce a very rollicking holiday episode with Danielle and Kristine. They cover insane dogs, the legendary Pardo–Koenig holiday fête, and Danielle receives a gift that truly keeps on giving… migraines.From there, the conversation turns to how to survive that familiar feeling of being behind in life — when it seems like everyone else has their act together and you’re just improvising wildly. And speaking of preparedness (or the lack thereof), the delightful Jordan Morris joins the show to share the story of the time he went to Burning Man extremely unprepared.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive White Water Rapids & Searching for a Body (w/ Drea Clark)

    This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive white water rafting — bone chilling rapids, unexpected boulders, and most importantly the difference between a wetsuit and a drysuit. Then, Drea Clark joins to share her unforgettable tale near the St. Croix River, where her fun summer job as a young camp counselor suddenly became way more adult than she was expecting.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/ 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Sulfuric Acid & a Sulfa Drug Allergy (w/ Jeremy Bent)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive exposure to sulfuric acid — trust us, you don't want to mess around with this chemical. Then Jeremy Bent joins to share the unfortunate way he discovered he’s allergic to sulfa-based antibiotics.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/ 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Holiday Stress (Without Completely Losing It)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine jump on Zoom to riff on the “joys” of Thanksgiving, holiday stress, family chaos, and unmet family expectations. With a little help from mental health master Brené Brown (in spirit!), they break down how to stay mindful — or at least avoid completely losing it — in the weeks ahead.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week!📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive a Bad Psychedelic Trip (w/ Ilana Cohn-Sullivan)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bad psychedelic trip — visions, paranoia, melting faces, and all. Then, Ilana Cohn-Sullivan joins to share her unforgettable ayahuasca experience, complete with continuous vomiting, cheetah cosplay, and the moment things tipped from “transformational” to “terrifying.”👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/ 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurviveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Zoom Catch-Up

    This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon gather via zoom to catch up on the past couple of weeks in our lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)

    This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional Dancer Dennis Hensley joins the fun to share his hilarious story about auditioning to be a backup dancer for Madonna.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Identity Theft & an Art Heist (w/ Murray Valeriano)

    This week, How to Survive tackles identity theft and didgeridoo drama! Comedian Murray Valeriano returns with a hilarious tale of trying to reclaim his cousin’s missing didgeridoos from a Hollywood Hills art dealer.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Urban Legends & Real-Life Body Horror (w/ Kevin Avery)

    This week, on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive urban legends — from Cropsey to Candyman — and comedian Kevin Avery joins to share his own real-life medical scare involving a benign tumor. It’s a mix of monsters, medicine, and mayhem — only on How to Survive!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Burning Mouth Syndrome and an NYC Meltdown (w/ Dan Cronin)

    This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his own burning experience in New York City- one that nearly took out his apartment. Get more chaos and laughter on Patreon!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Salmonella (w/Mike Henry)

    Salmonella strikes again! On this week's episode of How to Survive, returning guest Mike Henry shares his unforgettable encounter with the bacteria.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Wedding Disasters (w/ Marta Mendez-Cross)

    This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle runaway grooms (and brides!) and get the inside scoop on international “I dos” with Las Tres Sisters Marta Mendez-Cross, who shares her wild wedding adventures in Costa Rica.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Strip Search (w/Kathy Egan-Taylor)

    This week, on How to Survive, Danielle & Kristine undress the topic of the strip search. We’re talking strip searches, survival tips, and the fine line between law enforcement and a lawsuit. Kathy Egan-Taylor of Bad Elizabeth shares her unforgettable experience with the UK Border Patrol.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)

    This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the fascinating world of cruise ship comedy 🚢. Actor and comedian Chris Witaske (The Bear, Chicago Party Aunt) joins us to share hilarious survival stories, from performing for an audience trapped at sea to being a magician's assistant. Plus, he shares a harrowing and mysterious cruise ship death.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)

    This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust and what it really takes to survive falling from the sky.🎧 Want more laughs? Get extended episodes, bonus content, and behind-the-scenes fun on Patreon.📰 Stay in the loop! Join our Substack for extra comedy, more survival tips, and stuff we don’t share anywhere else.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)

    This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the way.👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 Get More Laughs on PatreonLove the show? Support us on Patreon for extended episodes, bonus content, and behind-the-scenes survival stories you won’t hear anywhere else.📰 Join Our SubstackStay in the loop with new episodes, extra comedy bits, and survival tips delivered straight to your inbox. Subscribe free at Substack.💬 Rate & ReviewIf you enjoyed this episode, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—it helps more people survive life with us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive More Bears! (with Emily Barth-Isler)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive bears… again… but in a whole new way. Author Emily Barth-Isler joins to share a wild bear tale of her own!👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode.🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Your First Day of Pre-School & Your First Job (w/ Oliver Pardo)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child’s first day of pre-school — the nerves, the tears, and sometimes the kids cry too. Then Oliver Pardo joins to share his hilarious and chaotic experiences at his very first job.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Calling 9-1-1 & a Real 9-1-1 Situation (w/ Will Becton)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive calling 9-1-1, thanks to a listener who taught us that panic and emergency calls do not mix. Then Will Becton joins to share a frightening camp incident he and his friends barely made it through.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work (w/ Madison Shepard)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures — get those mittens on! Then Madison Shepard joins to share a hilarious but genuinely dangerous story from one of her past temp jobs.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering (w/ Tom Clark)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses the line into a real disorder — we're hitting all those red flags. Then Tom Clark joins to share stories from his unforgettable summer volunteering in Juarez.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive a Catastrophic Factory Accident & a Cat Rescue (w/ Shawn Carlow)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident — the danger and the unexpected aftermath. Then Shawn Carlow joins to share his experience rescuing a very lucky cat.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Bad Landlord

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: a bad landlord — sketchy behavior, crummy repairs, and all the red flags to watch for.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Measles

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week’s listener suggestion: measles — symptoms, risks, outbreaks, and everything you should (and shouldn’t) panic about.👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!🎧 New episodes every week! 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits + survival tips. 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes and bonus content.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How to Survive Trench Mouth & the French South (w/ Siobhan Murphy)

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive A Bad Roommate

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    Joe Kwaczala - How To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis & A Job Crisis

    This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a mid-life crisis and Joe Kwaczala joins us to share his experience at an interview for a much needed job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Roller Coaster Catastrophes & Pickleball Problems (w/Rylie Newton)

    This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a roller coaster accident, and Rylie Newton joins us to share her experiences in the competitive world of pickleball!👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!🎧 New episodes every week!👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    How To Survive Listeria

    This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are meeting up on Zoom to learn how to survive a potentially deadly case of Listeria. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

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