All Episodes

How To Survive A Double Shift & A Double Mastectomy (W/ Chelsey Crisp)

How To Survive A Boogie Man & A Dance Club (w/ Oliver Pardo)

How To Survive A Business Partnership & A Comedy Partnership (w/ Julia Lea Wolov)

How To Survive Carpenter Bees & A Car Accident (w/ May Darmon)

How To Survive Elder Scams

How To Survive An Affair & A Bear (w/ Brendan Smith)

How To Survive RV Living

How To Survive Hantavirus

How To Survive Hot Flashes & Crowd Warm-Up (w/ Allan Murray)

How to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)

How To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)

How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!

How To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!

How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)

How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)

How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)

How To Survive A Heated Rivalry

How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)

New to How to Survive- Start Here!

How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops)

How To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs)

How To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)

How To Survive When A Protest Goes Sideways & A Birth Plan Falls Apart (w/ John Quaintance)

How to Survive Inpatient Rehab & a Troubled Teen Program (w/ Charlie Nelson Jacobs)

How to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai

How To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)

How To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)

How to Survive Winging It Through Life & Burning Man (w/Jordan Morris)

How to Survive White Water Rapids & Searching for a Body (w/ Drea Clark)

How to Survive Sulfuric Acid & a Sulfa Drug Allergy (w/ Jeremy Bent)

How to Survive Holiday Stress (Without Completely Losing It)

How to Survive a Bad Psychedelic Trip (w/ Ilana Cohn-Sullivan)

How To Survive A Zoom Catch-Up

How To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)

How to Survive Identity Theft & an Art Heist (w/ Murray Valeriano)

How to Survive Urban Legends & Real-Life Body Horror (w/ Kevin Avery)

How To Survive Burning Mouth Syndrome and an NYC Meltdown (w/ Dan Cronin)

How To Survive Salmonella (w/Mike Henry)

How to Survive Wedding Disasters (w/ Marta Mendez-Cross)

How To Survive A Strip Search (w/Kathy Egan-Taylor)

How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)

How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)

How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)

How To Survive More Bears! (with Emily Barth-Isler)

How to Survive Your First Day of Pre-School & Your First Job (w/ Oliver Pardo)

How to Survive Calling 9-1-1 & a Real 9-1-1 Situation (w/ Will Becton)

How to Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work (w/ Madison Shepard)

How to Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering (w/ Tom Clark)

How to Survive a Catastrophic Factory Accident & a Cat Rescue (w/ Shawn Carlow)

How To Survive A Bad Landlord

How To Survive Measles

How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner

How to Survive Trench Mouth & the French South (w/ Siobhan Murphy)

How To Survive A Bad Roommate

Joe Kwaczala - How To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis & A Job Crisis

How To Survive Roller Coaster Catastrophes & Pickleball Problems (w/Rylie Newton)

How To Survive Listeria

Janet Varney - How To Survive Mesmerism & Mormonism

Willie Macc - HTS An Expected Asteroid & An Unexpected Teen Pregnancy

Rob Kutner - HTS A Collapsing Bridge & A Collapsing Government

How To Survive An Elephant Attack

Olivia Flood-Wylie - HTS Deadly Mushrooms & Hallucinations

How To Survive A Public Scandal

Drew Droege - HTS Wild Boars & Wild Bars

Jo McGinley - HTS Magical Thinking & Being A Magician's Assistant

How To Survive A Horse Bonus Episode

How To Survive The World's Deadliest Bird

Janette Timm Vico - HTS A Break From Reality & Spring Break

Kevin Pollak - HTS The Mother of All Caffeine & Mothers

How To Survive Being Roofied

Stephen Kearin - HTS A Creative Block & Creating A Language

Susie Geiser - How To Survive Deathtraps!

Julie Mann - HTS Radicalization & Dealing With Radical People

How To Survive Ticks!

How We're Surviving Wildfires

Oliver Pardo - HTS Office Politics & A Political Trip

How To Survive Bed Bugs

Maddie Taylor - HTS A Transcontinental Flight & Transitioning

Benny Blue - HTS Poop!

Regan Burns - HTS Prison & Jail

Rose Abdoo - HTS Faking Your Death & Faking Cat Love

How To Survive Becoming A Porn Star

Hillary Anne Matthews - How To Survive Facebook

Matt Weinhold - HTS Big Brother & A Big Brother

Jackie Kashian - HTS Nightmares & a Nightmare Situation

Blaine Capatch - HTS Swatting & Being On A Prank Show

Chris Grace - How To Survive Deception

Brandie Posey - HTS Being Fired & Putting Out A Fire

Alex Alexander - HTS A Dead Butt & A Blind Date

Hugh Fink - HTS High Cholesterol & The State Fair

Brendan Smith - How To Survive An Earthquake

Jamie Kaler - HTS Your First Time High & First Year of High School

Mike Henry - HTS Electric Eels & An Electrifying Encounter

Murray Valeriano - How To Survive Happy Hour

Jen Kober - How To Survive Cruise Ships

Just Us - How To Survive Sepsis

Tammy Golden - HTS Anaphylactic Shock & Shockingly Bad Landlords

Dannah Phirman - How To Survive Childhood Trauma

Steve Szlaga - HTS Mid Life & Middle Child Syndrome

Off Week

Sharon Houston - HTS Isolation & Horrible Neighbors - Extended Edition

Becky Feldman - HTS Problems With Your Nether Regions

Ashleigh Hairston - HTS Foreign Invasion & Foreign Interaction

DeAnne Smith - HTS Being Hit By A Train & Kicked Out Of Your House

Just Us - How To Survive Spontaneous Combustion

Pamela Murphy - How to Survive Dumb Ways To Die

Matt Knudsen - HTS Messed Up Head & A Messed Up Situation

Just Us - How To Survive A Police Chase

Jimmy Pardo - HTS Obsessive Love Disorder & Being Obsessed With Sports

Sierra Katow - HTS A Hostile Work Environment & European Hostels

Samara Bay - HTS Losing Your Freedom & Losing Your Voice

Stephanie Escajeda - HTS A Custody Battle & Being In Custody

Eve Sturges - HTS Traumatic Brain Injury & Family Trauma

Just Us - HTS Gonads & Other Biological Threats

Kulap Vilaysack - HTS Charging Bulls & Getting Things "Free" of Charge

Betsy Stover - HTS A Patreon Bonus Episode Sneak Peek

Chris Fairbanks - HTS A Threatening Snake & A Threat In Your House

Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids

Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below

Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal

Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL

Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion

Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad

Annie Sertich - HTS Cat Scratch Fever & Crazy Catering Tales

Zainab Johnson - HTS First Months Postpartum & First Shows in Memphis

How to Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired (w/ Paul F. Tompkins) EXTENDED EPISODE

Emily From The Residuals - HTS Being Sucked into a Whirlpool & People Who Suck

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor - HTS Brutal Sandstorms & A Brutal Firing

Matt Gourley - HTS Unfriendly Insects & Friendliest Freshman

Lara Everly - HTS Greening Out & Going Green

How to Survive Kitchen Disasters & Waitress Jobs (w/ Paula Poundstone)

Kim Griffin - HTS Scorpions & Dying On Stage

How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People - Extended Edition

Stephanie Courtney - HTS Phrogging & Flailing

Jordan Morris - HTS River Otters & River Tubin'

How to Survive Loss (w/ Jon Hamm)

Kevin Seccia - HTS Salem & New Jersey

Nyima Funk - HTS Returning From War & Returning To The Dispensary

How To Survive Covid-19

Mike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTENDED EDITION!

How To Survive The Black Death

Elizabeth Beckwith - HTS a Gambling Addiction & Being an Extra in Casino

Daisy Gardner - HTS A Hijacking & A 9/11 Birthday

Andy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers!

How To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters!

Chris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic Liquids

Renee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway Fight

Christian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic Relationships

Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit

How to Survive a Deadly Heatwave & Being Too Cool for School (w/ Tig Notaro)

How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker

How To Survive Without Each Other

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edition!

How to Survive a Parachute-Free Fall & the Free-For-All of 1980s New York (w/ Rainn Wilson)

How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strickland

How To Survive Puffer Fish with us!

How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick

How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy Branum

How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice Hamilton

How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee

How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard

How To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie Denbo

How To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross Bowie

How To Survive Crowd Crush & A Soul Crushing Job with Matt Belknap

How To Survive SADS & Dads with Travis Bowe

How To Survive Sociopaths & Rude People with Walter Koenig

How To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole Thurman

How To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen Driscoll

How To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd Levin

How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike Schmidt

How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin

How To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza Skinner

How To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca Metz

How To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse Thorn

How to Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It on Stage (w/ Patton Oswalt)

How To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy Cooperman

How To Survive Childbirth & Child Travel with Matt Braunger

How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills

How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control (w/Andy Richter)

New Year Break Bonus - True Crime & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Christy Oxborrow

How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel

How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine

How To Survive Parasites & Failure in Hollywood with Laura Mannino

How To Survive Carjacking & Pizza Jacking with Martha Kelly

How To Survive Isolation & Horrible Neighbors with Sharon Houston

How To Survive Thanksgiving with Danielle Fishel

How To Survive North Korea and The Wrong Village in Northern Germany with J. Keith van Straaten

How To Survive A Car on Fire & "Dude Where's My Car," with Phil Stark

How To Survive Everest & Falling Off A Cliff with Amanda Deibert

How To Survive Blood Loss & Losing Your Place In School with Dave Holmes

How To Survive Vampire Bats & Ghost Twins with Alisha Gaddis

How To Survive Hail Storms & A Blizzard with Andy Daly

How To Survive Ghosts & Your Letters!

How To Survive Being Lost At Sea & Riding The Waves with Sara Schaefer

How To Survive Being Catfished & Fishing For The Perfect Job with Wendy Miller

How To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Laura House

How To Survive A Hostage Situation & Being Stuck In A Terrible Commercial with Oscar Montoya

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin

How To Survive Becoming A Millionaire & Wanting To Be A Millionaire with Rachel Quaintance

How To Survive An Earthquake & A Mind-Blowing Aftershock With Cathy Ladman

How to Survive Africanized Honey Bees & A Honeymoon with CeCe Pleasants

How to Survive Weird Fears of Ours and Listeners With Us!

How to Survive a Dog Attack & Ruff Night On The Road with Blaine Capatch

How to Survive Being Lost In The Desert & Trapped On A Desert Date with Kacey Spivey

How to Survive Being Trapped In An Elevator & Trapped In Hawaii with Priyanka Wali, MD

How to Survive a Gas Explosion & When Your Insides Explode with Babs Gray

How to Survive a Hotel Fire & Naked Celebrities at Your Hotel with Mitch Silpa

How to Survive Being Poisoned & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy Pardo

How to Survive Escalators & Shopping Cart Mishaps With Mindy Sterling

How to Survive Being Lost In The Jungle & In The City With Grace Edwards

How to Survive A Lightning Strike & A Shock From The Past With Alison Rosen

How to Survive A Shark Attack & Attacking Audience With Rebecca Lee

How To Survive a Cult & Family Secrets With Julie Dixon Jackson

How To Survive a Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins with Caissie St. Onge

How To Survive Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID with Chris Grace

How To Survive When The Law Doesn't Believe You & When Your Parents Don't Believe You with Todd Glass

How to Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

How to Survive a Car Accident & a Bike Crash (w/ Scott Aukerman)

How To Survive Attacking Birds & Attacking Children with Tess Barker

How To Survive a Runaway Train & Your Cat Running Away with Susan Burke

How To Survive Your Brakes Going Out & Brakes Going Out with Brandie Posey

How To Survive Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids with Betsy Stover

How To Survive a Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens with Mike Henry

How To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea Coelho

How To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy Fullan

How to Survive Mudslides & Sh*tting Your Pants (w/ Lauren Ash)

How To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and Garon

How To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and Kristine

How To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly Clark

How To Survive Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off with Regan Burns

How To Survive a Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You with Laurie Kilmartin

How To Survive an Avalanche & Being Broke with Oscar Nunez

How To Survive Venomous Spiders & Food Poisoning with Mike Siegel

How To Survive a Blackout & Living In Someone's Shadow with Jane Edith Wilson

How To Survive Flesh Eating Bacteria & Freshman Year with Danielle and Kristine

How To Survive a Tsunami & Peeing Your Pants with Christine Blackburn

How To Survive Drowning In a Car & Drowning in Alcohol with Jackie Kashian

How To Survive Being Attacked BY Pirates & Attacked WITH a Pirate with Murray Valeriano

How To Survive Home Invasion & Raccoon Invasion with Jessie Gaskell

How To Survive Being Stalked & Sexting The Wrong Person with Grey Delisle

How To Survive Being Held Up & Someone Stealing Your Identity with Julie Brister

How To Survive a Nuclear Bomb & Bombing On Stage with Matt Weinhold

How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People with Danielle and Kristine

How To Survive Wildfires & Being Fired with Alex Alexander

How To Survive Teaser