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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine — 238 episodes
How To Survive Hantavirus
EHow To Survive Hot Flashes & Crowd Warm-Up (w/ Allan Murray)
EHow to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)
EHow To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)
EHow To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!
EHow To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!
EHow To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)
EHow To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)
EHow To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)
EHow To Survive A Heated Rivalry
EHow To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)
ENew to How to Survive- Start Here!
How To Survive A Fer-De-Lance & Famous People (w/ Greg Proops)
EHow To Survive Losing A Limb & Losing Your Teeth (w/Macey Isaacs)
EHow To Survive the ER, Urgent Care, & Oscar Talk (Patreon Sneak Peek)
EHow To Survive When A Protest Goes Sideways & A Birth Plan Falls Apart (w/ John Quaintance)
EHow to Survive Inpatient Rehab & a Troubled Teen Program (w/ Charlie Nelson Jacobs)
EHow to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai
EHow To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)
EHow To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)
EHow to Survive Winging It Through Life & Burning Man (w/Jordan Morris)
EHow to Survive White Water Rapids & Searching for a Body (w/ Drea Clark)
How to Survive Sulfuric Acid & a Sulfa Drug Allergy (w/ Jeremy Bent)
EHow to Survive Holiday Stress (Without Completely Losing It)
EHow to Survive a Bad Psychedelic Trip (w/ Ilana Cohn-Sullivan)
EHow To Survive A Zoom Catch-Up
EHow To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)
EHow to Survive Identity Theft & an Art Heist (w/ Murray Valeriano)
EHow to Survive Urban Legends & Real-Life Body Horror (w/ Kevin Avery)
How To Survive Burning Mouth Syndrome and an NYC Meltdown (w/ Dan Cronin)
How To Survive Salmonella (w/Mike Henry)
How to Survive Wedding Disasters (w/ Marta Mendez-Cross)
How To Survive A Strip Search (w/Kathy Egan-Taylor)
How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)
How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)
How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)
How To Survive More Bears! (with Emily Barth-Isler)
How to Survive Your First Day of Pre-School & Your First Job (w/ Oliver Pardo)
How to Survive Calling 9-1-1 & a Real 9-1-1 Situation (w/ Will Becton)
How to Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work (w/ Madison Shepard)
How to Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering (w/ Tom Clark)
How to Survive a Catastrophic Factory Accident & a Cat Rescue (w/ Shawn Carlow)
How To Survive A Bad Landlord
How To Survive Measles
How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner
How to Survive Trench Mouth & the French South (w/ Siobhan Murphy)
How To Survive A Bad Roommate
Joe Kwaczala - How To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis & A Job Crisis
How To Survive Roller Coaster Catastrophes & Pickleball Problems (w/Rylie Newton)
How To Survive Listeria
Janet Varney - How To Survive Mesmerism & Mormonism
Willie Macc - HTS An Expected Asteroid & An Unexpected Teen Pregnancy
Rob Kutner - HTS A Collapsing Bridge & A Collapsing Government
How To Survive An Elephant Attack
Olivia Flood-Wylie - HTS Deadly Mushrooms & Hallucinations
How To Survive A Public Scandal
Drew Droege - HTS Wild Boars & Wild Bars
Jo McGinley - HTS Magical Thinking & Being A Magician's Assistant
How To Survive A Horse Bonus Episode
How To Survive The World's Deadliest Bird
Janette Timm Vico - HTS A Break From Reality & Spring Break
Kevin Pollak - HTS The Mother of All Caffeine & Mothers
How To Survive Being Roofied
Stephen Kearin - HTS A Creative Block & Creating A Language
Susie Geiser - How To Survive Deathtraps!
Julie Mann - HTS Radicalization & Dealing With Radical People
How To Survive Ticks!
How We're Surviving Wildfires
Oliver Pardo - HTS Office Politics & A Political Trip
How To Survive Bed Bugs
Maddie Taylor - HTS A Transcontinental Flight & Transitioning
Benny Blue - HTS Poop!
Regan Burns - HTS Prison & Jail
Rose Abdoo - HTS Faking Your Death & Faking Cat Love
How To Survive Becoming A Porn Star
Hillary Anne Matthews - How To Survive Facebook
Matt Weinhold - HTS Big Brother & A Big Brother
Jackie Kashian - HTS Nightmares & a Nightmare Situation
Blaine Capatch - HTS Swatting & Being On A Prank Show
Chris Grace - How To Survive Deception
Brandie Posey - HTS Being Fired & Putting Out A Fire
Alex Alexander - HTS A Dead Butt & A Blind Date
Hugh Fink - HTS High Cholesterol & The State Fair
Brendan Smith - How To Survive An Earthquake
Jamie Kaler - HTS Your First Time High & First Year of High School
Mike Henry - HTS Electric Eels & An Electrifying Encounter
Murray Valeriano - How To Survive Happy Hour
Jen Kober - How To Survive Cruise Ships
Just Us - How To Survive Sepsis
Tammy Golden - HTS Anaphylactic Shock & Shockingly Bad Landlords
Dannah Phirman - How To Survive Childhood Trauma
Steve Szlaga - HTS Mid Life & Middle Child Syndrome
Off Week
Sharon Houston - HTS Isolation & Horrible Neighbors - Extended Edition
Becky Feldman - HTS Problems With Your Nether Regions
Ashleigh Hairston - HTS Foreign Invasion & Foreign Interaction
DeAnne Smith - HTS Being Hit By A Train & Kicked Out Of Your House
Just Us - How To Survive Spontaneous Combustion
Pamela Murphy - How to Survive Dumb Ways To Die
Matt Knudsen - HTS Messed Up Head & A Messed Up Situation
Just Us - How To Survive A Police Chase
Jimmy Pardo - HTS Obsessive Love Disorder & Being Obsessed With Sports
Sierra Katow - HTS A Hostile Work Environment & European Hostels
Samara Bay - HTS Losing Your Freedom & Losing Your Voice
Stephanie Escajeda - HTS A Custody Battle & Being In Custody
Eve Sturges - HTS Traumatic Brain Injury & Family Trauma
Just Us - HTS Gonads & Other Biological Threats
Kulap Vilaysack - HTS Charging Bulls & Getting Things "Free" of Charge
Betsy Stover - HTS A Patreon Bonus Episode Sneak Peek
Chris Fairbanks - HTS A Threatening Snake & A Threat In Your House
Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids
Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below
Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal
Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL
Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion
Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad
Annie Sertich - HTS Cat Scratch Fever & Crazy Catering Tales
Zainab Johnson - HTS First Months Postpartum & First Shows in Memphis
How to Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired (w/ Paul F. Tompkins) EXTENDED EPISODE
Emily From The Residuals - HTS Being Sucked into a Whirlpool & People Who Suck
Stefanie Wilder-Taylor - HTS Brutal Sandstorms & A Brutal Firing
Matt Gourley - HTS Unfriendly Insects & Friendliest Freshman
Lara Everly - HTS Greening Out & Going Green
How to Survive Kitchen Disasters & Waitress Jobs (w/ Paula Poundstone)
Kim Griffin - HTS Scorpions & Dying On Stage
How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People - Extended Edition
Stephanie Courtney - HTS Phrogging & Flailing
Jordan Morris - HTS River Otters & River Tubin'
How to Survive Loss (w/ Jon Hamm)
Kevin Seccia - HTS Salem & New Jersey
Nyima Funk - HTS Returning From War & Returning To The Dispensary
How To Survive Covid-19
Mike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTENDED EDITION!
How To Survive The Black Death
Elizabeth Beckwith - HTS a Gambling Addiction & Being an Extra in Casino
Daisy Gardner - HTS A Hijacking & A 9/11 Birthday
Andy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers!
How To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters!
Chris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic Liquids
Renee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway Fight
Christian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic Relationships
Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit
How to Survive a Deadly Heatwave & Being Too Cool for School (w/ Tig Notaro)
How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker
How To Survive Without Each Other
How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edition!
How to Survive a Parachute-Free Fall & the Free-For-All of 1980s New York (w/ Rainn Wilson)
How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strickland
How To Survive Puffer Fish with us!
How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick
How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy Branum
How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice Hamilton
How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee
How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard
How To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie Denbo
How To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross Bowie
How To Survive Crowd Crush & A Soul Crushing Job with Matt Belknap
How To Survive SADS & Dads with Travis Bowe
How To Survive Sociopaths & Rude People with Walter Koenig
How To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole Thurman
How To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen Driscoll
How To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd Levin
How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike Schmidt
How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin
How To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza Skinner
How To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca Metz
How To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse Thorn
How to Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It on Stage (w/ Patton Oswalt)
How To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy Cooperman
How To Survive Childbirth & Child Travel with Matt Braunger
How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills
How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control (w/Andy Richter)
New Year Break Bonus - True Crime & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Christy Oxborrow
How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel
How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine
How To Survive Parasites & Failure in Hollywood with Laura Mannino
How To Survive Carjacking & Pizza Jacking with Martha Kelly
How To Survive Isolation & Horrible Neighbors with Sharon Houston
How To Survive Thanksgiving with Danielle Fishel
How To Survive North Korea and The Wrong Village in Northern Germany with J. Keith van Straaten
How To Survive A Car on Fire & "Dude Where's My Car," with Phil Stark
How To Survive Everest & Falling Off A Cliff with Amanda Deibert
How To Survive Blood Loss & Losing Your Place In School with Dave Holmes
How To Survive Vampire Bats & Ghost Twins with Alisha Gaddis
How To Survive Hail Storms & A Blizzard with Andy Daly
How To Survive Ghosts & Your Letters!
How To Survive Being Lost At Sea & Riding The Waves with Sara Schaefer
How To Survive Being Catfished & Fishing For The Perfect Job with Wendy Miller
How To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Laura House
How To Survive A Hostage Situation & Being Stuck In A Terrible Commercial with Oscar Montoya
How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin
How To Survive Becoming A Millionaire & Wanting To Be A Millionaire with Rachel Quaintance
How To Survive An Earthquake & A Mind-Blowing Aftershock With Cathy Ladman
How to Survive Africanized Honey Bees & A Honeymoon with CeCe Pleasants
How to Survive Weird Fears of Ours and Listeners With Us!
How to Survive a Dog Attack & Ruff Night On The Road with Blaine Capatch
How to Survive Being Lost In The Desert & Trapped On A Desert Date with Kacey Spivey
How to Survive Being Trapped In An Elevator & Trapped In Hawaii with Priyanka Wali, MD
How to Survive a Gas Explosion & When Your Insides Explode with Babs Gray
How to Survive a Hotel Fire & Naked Celebrities at Your Hotel with Mitch Silpa
How to Survive Being Poisoned & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy Pardo
How to Survive Escalators & Shopping Cart Mishaps With Mindy Sterling
How to Survive Being Lost In The Jungle & In The City With Grace Edwards
How to Survive A Lightning Strike & A Shock From The Past With Alison Rosen
How to Survive A Shark Attack & Attacking Audience With Rebecca Lee
How To Survive a Cult & Family Secrets With Julie Dixon Jackson
How To Survive a Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins with Caissie St. Onge
How To Survive Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID with Chris Grace
How To Survive When The Law Doesn't Believe You & When Your Parents Don't Believe You with Todd Glass
How to Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
How to Survive a Car Accident & a Bike Crash (w/ Scott Aukerman)
How To Survive Attacking Birds & Attacking Children with Tess Barker
How To Survive a Runaway Train & Your Cat Running Away with Susan Burke
How To Survive Your Brakes Going Out & Brakes Going Out with Brandie Posey
How To Survive Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids with Betsy Stover
How To Survive a Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens with Mike Henry
How To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea Coelho
How To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy Fullan
How to Survive Mudslides & Sh*tting Your Pants (w/ Lauren Ash)
How To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and Garon
How To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and Kristine
How To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly Clark
How To Survive Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off with Regan Burns
How To Survive a Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You with Laurie Kilmartin
How To Survive an Avalanche & Being Broke with Oscar Nunez
How To Survive Venomous Spiders & Food Poisoning with Mike Siegel
How To Survive a Blackout & Living In Someone's Shadow with Jane Edith Wilson
How To Survive Flesh Eating Bacteria & Freshman Year with Danielle and Kristine
How To Survive a Tsunami & Peeing Your Pants with Christine Blackburn
How To Survive Drowning In a Car & Drowning in Alcohol with Jackie Kashian
How To Survive Being Attacked BY Pirates & Attacked WITH a Pirate with Murray Valeriano
How To Survive Home Invasion & Raccoon Invasion with Jessie Gaskell
How To Survive Being Stalked & Sexting The Wrong Person with Grey Delisle
How To Survive Being Held Up & Someone Stealing Your Identity with Julie Brister
How To Survive a Nuclear Bomb & Bombing On Stage with Matt Weinhold
How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People with Danielle and Kristine
How To Survive Wildfires & Being Fired with Alex Alexander
How To Survive Teaser