PODCAST · comedy
Hypotheticals
by Rob/Mike/Matt/John/Kate/Shiloh
Two middle aged white guys coming up with practical outcomes to absurd hypothetical questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Episode 73: Are You There God, It's Me, Hypotheticals Podcast
Hosts: Rob & Kate We really go into the dark side of things with what it would be like if you could undo death penalties Content: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/about-that-life/id6802876936?l=vi https://store.steampowered.com/app/526870/Satisfactory/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
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Episode 72: Oops, All Stallones
Hosts: Rob, Kate, Matt Everyone's doing the multiverse and we've had this same thought with Nicholas Cage, why not Stallone? Content: https://www.youtube.com/HintTV https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088001/ https://www.stewartcopeland.net/works/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Episode 71: As Your Financial Advisor I Advise Your Run
Hosts: Rob & Kate If you outlaw billionaires only billionaires will be outlaws. I mean yeah that's the point. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRetroFuture https://ahnestkitchen.com/cookbook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJlIBSzofM4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 70: One Standard War Crime
Hosts: Rob & Matt Yep, you can order a standard jar of Peanut Butter, but what about a standard soldier? Or a standard nuke? Content: https://www.youtube.com/@katwatchesmovies/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
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Episode 69: The Cost Benefit Analysis For The Electric Chair Has Changed
Hosts: Rob & Mike I think we'd screw it up, but what if energy was really free? Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@STRANGEONS https://www.youtube.com/@Thechrisbarnett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 68: The Purge Purge
Hosts: Rob & Kate We asked what you'd do in the purge, but now, what if all laws were perfectly enforced? Boo. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@SwegleStudioshttps://trueliferpg.substack.com/p/heist-at-the-gardiner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 67: I'd Eat People
Hosts: Rob & Shiloh If we're playing the odds we'd both be the joined. But we'd do other things if we were in pluribus as regular people. Content; https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386950/ https://buenavistamusical.com/&ved=2ahUKEwjYyPyivq2VAxVrF2IAHTsxApAQFnoECBQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0tNUShi9LuzzOS5yecZw0_...
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Episode 66: Oops, All Disposable People
Hosts: Rob & Mike Yep, at least none of us have to be Jared Leto. Instead we figure out what we'd use the tron matter gun for. Content: https://www.youtube.com/knowingbetter https://www.instagram.com/grapplingeric/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 65: Aspire To Have Good Enemies
Hosts: Rob & Matt We really tried to have a topic. We even said one, but then mostly ignored it. So enjoy the rambling, mostly about media. Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRestIsScience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTXB5uT_C4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Episode 64: The Real Nice Police
Hosts: Rob & Matt We ask what if you were legally required to be nice to everyone. Content: https://www.youtube.com/c/FoldingIdeas https://www.youtube.com/c/10hourschannel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 63: I'm A Non-Violent Serial Killer
Hosts: Rob & Mike Everyone needs a place to hide something right? What would you put in your own personal pocket dimension? Content: https://www.thedeltaflyers.org/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQHX6ViZmPsWiYSFAyS0a3Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 62: My Voter Base Is Extra Crispy
Hosts: Rob & Kate What if the dead actually could and did vote? Content: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7772588/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_(American_TV_series) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 61: Slap Yourself Out Of This One, Will
Hosts: Rob & Matt Yep Hancock and the pursuit of happiness: the same guy. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@RespecttheDeadPodcast https://www.hyperfixedpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 60: World War DDR
Hosts: Rob & Mike Could you defeat the Russians with a new any% Mario 1 world record? ie: what if video game competitions determined who won a war? https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41552709-the-uninhabitable-earth https://rockykanaka.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Episode 59: The Animal Happening
Hosts: Rob & Matt & Kate We ask what if animals did what they probably should have millennia ago: unite against us humans. https://www.youtube.com/@DarkMatter2525/videos https://www.youtube.com/@AntsCanada https://www.netflix.com/title/81054847 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvPnZnBXc4...
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Episode 58: When I Grow Up I Don't Want To Grow Up
Hosts: Rob & Matt We ask what would you do if you became a vampire. There's a lot more practical answers than you'd think. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@ThenNow https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4V_jMdRbbTrmBVJB6FDzgw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Chip Hosted on Acast. See…
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Episode 57: Everyone On My Floor Is Coding
Hosts: Rob, Kate, & Matt Yep, it's a weird one especially since a lot of people don't know ow to code, even some developers. So what happens if everyone suddenly forgets how to? Recommended content:...
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Episode 56: We Gave Everyone Jedibedes
Hosts: Rob & Shiloh We don't discriminate against Sith or Jedi, everyone gets everyone's powers. Suggested content: https://www.youtube.com/@DGR_Dave https://www.youtube.com/@AdamDoesNotExist Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 55: We Should Send Aliens Ransomware
Hosts: Rob & Matt I'm sure fans of The Craft would like to see the crew go after a xenomorph. Content suggestions: https://www.youtube.com/@MentourPilot https://www.youtube.com/@KillTheCompShow/videos Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 54: The Pot Phelps Actually Used (JK Do Not Sue)
Hosts: Rob & Mike I can't imagine the podheads would be excited if all the effects were the opposite of before. Content suggestions: https://www.yourownbackyardpodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@ChefStudioChannel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 53: I Guess I Have To Rate This Landmine 1 Of 5 Stars
Hosts: Rob & Matt We borrowed heavily from Torchwood Miracle Day. But only what if killing was impossible. Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@HistoryofHumankind https://www.hilariousworld.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 52: Disney Has Deployed Human Shields
Hots: Rob & Kate That's right, we're doing what Ron DeSantis never dreamed of: invading Disneyland. Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/@LostFutures1 https://store.steampowered.com/app/294100/RimWorld/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 51: The Library Late Fees On My Papyrus Are Going To Kill Me
Hosts; Rob & Matt & Mike This could have easily been a "what would you do if you had time travel?" bu that's too much for an episode, so the time machine has a broken gear and can only go to when the library of Alexandira existed. Content recommendations:...
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Episode 50: Is Bullet Bill A Kamakazi
Hosts: Rob & Matt It's about time Dennis Hopper claimed revenge. But yeah what if the actual mushroom kingdom invaded? Apologies to those hoping for some new Yoshi lore. Content recommendations: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blindspot/id1567282609…
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Episode 49: Little Tikes First Technical
Hosts: Rob & Kate Now I'll be honest, there's a lot of things we probably didn't cover because we went on tangents about nuclear accidents. But anyway we ask what if we did actually militarize the boyscouts and I learned we kinda do already. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@Shaun_vids...
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Episode 48: Sub To Me On Twitch To Live
Hosts: Rob, Kate, Matt https://www.youtube.com/@JessieGender1kids in the hall preachergrimshire Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 47: Oops, All Short Topics
Hosts: Rob & Mike So we went through a few topics so this one will be a surprise! Recommended content: 21st centry federalist old man's war films to be buried with Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 46: I Lost My Arm In The Queen's Gambit
Hosts: Rob, Matt, & Shiloh Content: https://themoth.org/radio-hour https://www.youtube.com/@JoshJohnsonComedy https://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/cagcast-video-game-podcast.55/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 45: The Grindset Apocalypse
Hosts: Rob & Kate (new host!) Uber isn't great but it gets weird if any job can be called via Uber Recommended content: https://www.youtube.com/@PolterGibbst Elizabeth Moon - fantasy author, new short stories coming out Tales from the Stinky Dragons Podcast for D&D Womble - For all your...
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Episode 44: Welcome To Cognitive Dissonance Podcast
Hosts: Rob & Mike What if you were forced to listen to terrible podcasts? Amish computers: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/zyi2ti/til_there_is_an_amish_computer_it_doesnt_have/ Hard Landing Podcast: https://www.hardlandingspodcast.com/ the new world review (sorry, no link) Hosted…
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Episode 43: Durianboarded
Hosts: Rob & Matt Ok, I'll be real. I stole this idea from the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Matrix. There are really some horrible outcomes if you can only taste chicken no matter what you eat. Anyway, content: Say Potato,...
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Episode 42: The Tonight Show With Jeffrey Dahmer
Hosts: Rob & Mike Honestly this one is closer to reality than maybe I was willing to admit: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/online-fundraiser-woman-used-racial-slur-raises-675k-racist-support-rcna204923 Don't be a terrible person Context for that comment about the foo fighters...
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Episode 41: The Mandela Amendment
Hosts: Rob & Matt I thought of this question for no particular reason and it has no bearing on current events at all. I would say it means that anyone running for president must really want it. The content: https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/stuff-the-british-stole...
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Episode 40: E.T.'s Special Forces Must Be Terrifying
Hosts: Rob & Matt Content: https://www.youtube.com/@miniminuteman773 https://www.youtube.com/@pat_finnerty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 39: Siri Becomes A Eugenecist
Hosts: Rob & Mike I have no idea why I thought of this, sorry FBT agent, this is all comedy, just like the rest of the podcast. Content: https://open.spotify.com/show/2QNPUsUcUJrrl7pIaMRLsM https://www.youtube.com/user/GoneToTheSnowDogs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 38: Did You Know Your Planet Was Going 29kps In A 25kps Zone
Hosts: Rob & Matt You know what, we totally forgot to talk about the moon. Email [email protected] and let us know what you think happened to it. Other content: https://www.youtube.com/@ContraPoints https://open.spotify.com/show/1tImtAItoNbs2LikGCz4R7 Hosted on Acast. See...
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Episode 37: Hank Scorpio: Career Counselor
Hank Scorpio is probably one of my favorite Simpsons characters and I think he should get a 2nd chance since he didn't manage to take over the world: Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/@WoodfordStephen/videos Some political takes from a guy who generally debunks irrational thinking...
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Episode 36: Intergalactic Ambassador Grimace
Hosts: Rob & Matt I swear this is a coincidence. I don't think Matt looks at the list of topics before we start. This time we speculate what happens if aliens become addicted to McDonalds. Content recommendations: TL:DR podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1VinNabTsipd6duX1azsF3 Tom Scott:...
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Episode 35; Facehuggers Would Be Better if They Deposited Cadbury Eggs
Hosts: Rob & Matt No alien is safe from the food industry! Content recommendations: https://www.youtube.com/@mrnightmare I think this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Finger Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 34: We Murdered Someone On The Moon
Hosts: Rob & Matt Sorry for the late edit, this is not about Reagan again, it's about having portals and how we'd use them (poorly). Content: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drk-mode/id1553374238 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scamtown/id1759446975 Hosted on Acast. See...
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Episode 33: Trump's 10th Term
Hosts: Rob, Mike, & Matt Do you hate Reagan? I sure do. Recommended content: https://gimletmedia.com/shows/scaredy-cats https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8mG-RkN2uTw7PhlnAr4pZZz2QubIbujH https://www.youtube.com/@kurzgesagt Bonus references: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTfhYyTuT44...
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Episode 32: Bluey Has Come To Overthrow The Government
Hosts: Rob & John Laws are hard enough to follow, this makes it worse We have socials now! https://bsky.app/profile/hypotheticalspod.bsky.social https://x.com/HypotheticalsP https://www.instagram.com/hypotheticalspod/ https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61571303342793...
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Episoce 31: The Yeastie Boys
Hosts: Rob, Matt, & Mike Bread is good. Andrew Jackson was almost assassinated on January 30, 1835, when Richard Lawrence attempted to shoot him with two pistols outside the United States Capitol Content!: https://www.youtube.com/@veritasium https://www.youtube.com/@InternetTodayTV...
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Episode 30: You Can Pry My Stove From My Burning Dead Hands
Hosts: Rob & Matt Maybe a stove hurt a republican when they were young. You're here for the content: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-lie-with-brian-tyler-cohen/id1515399733 the weekly show hearts of space I don't know I couldn't find a link? The best I found was hearts of space which was…
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Episode 29: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (The British Empire)
Hosts: Rob & Matt The British stay at home, for a change. The title was almost "but speaking of slavery, it gets even worse," because it wasn't related to the actual topic, but stay tuned til the end. Content: https://www.youtube.com/@verytallbart https://www.youtube.com/@the_kates Hosted on…
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Episode 28: They Didn't Call Them The Dark Ages Because It Was Dark
Hosts: Rob & Mike Would it still be called the enlightenment without the dark ages? Did you get the reference in the title? If not it's ok but I hate you. It's from Stargate SG1 when Daniel Jackson talked about Trepanation which is the practice of drilling into the scull to let the demons out....
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Episode 27: Jesus Faked His Own Death For The Insurance Money
Hosts: Rob & Matt I thought of this when thinking about how people would like to be remembered or what their legacy would be. Random funny stuff: https://dynamicsofwriting.com/2017/10/30/first-hand-job-head-jobs-and-penile-swords-the-many-risks-of-writing/...
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Episode 26: All Teleporaworkers Must Return To The Office
Hosts: Rob & Mike Please forgive us for the first few minutes, I had to use desktop audio for the first few minutes of Mike's audio then things return to only local recordings This is an important question since teleporting is totally possible and wouldn't take longer than the universe has…
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Episode 25: Join The Resistence, Buy A Yugo
Guests: Rob & Matt Given the rise of EVs and smart cruse control, and the stuff the US is trying to block from China, this might be the most reasonable question we've asked so far. Though I'm not to worried about chat GPT yet. The absolutely unhinged safety video:...
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Episode 24: I'm Glad The Pills In The Matrix Were't Suppositories
Hosts; Rob & Matt This one rambled a bit more than normal because we also wanted more background about this simulation and simulations in general https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8?si=fMxsV3-Eqn5JjTog Other content: https://www.youtube.com/@hbomberguy https://www.youtube.com/@mymechanics Hosted on…
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