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Hypotheticals — 69 episodes
Episode 69: The Cost Benefit Analysis For The Electric Chair Has Changed
Episode 68: The Purge Purge
Episode 67: I'd Eat People
Episode 66: Oops, All Disposable People
Episode 65: Aspire To Have Good Enemies
Episode 64: The Real Nice Police
Episode 63: I'm A Non-Violent Serial Killer
Episode 62: My Voter Base Is Extra Crispy
Episode 61: Slap Yourself Out Of This One, Will
Episode 60: World War DDR
Episode 59: The Animal Happening
Episode 58: When I Grow Up I Don't Want To Grow Up
Episode 57: Everyone On My Floor Is Coding
Episode 56: We Gave Everyone Jedibedes
Episode 55: We Should Send Aliens Ransomware
Episode 54: The Pot Phelps Actually Used (JK Do Not Sue)
Episode 53: I Guess I Have To Rate This Landmine 1 Of 5 Stars
Episode 52: Disney Has Deployed Human Shields
Episode 51: The Library Late Fees On My Papyrus Are Going To Kill Me
Episode 50: Is Bullet Bill A Kamakazi
Episode 49: Little Tikes First Technical
Episode 48: Sub To Me On Twitch To Live
Episode 47: Oops, All Short Topics
Episode 46: I Lost My Arm In The Queen's Gambit
Episode 45: The Grindset Apocalypse
Episode 44: Welcome To Cognitive Dissonance Podcast
Episode 43: Durianboarded
Episode 42: The Tonight Show With Jeffrey Dahmer
Episode 41: The Mandela Amendment
Episode 40: E.T.'s Special Forces Must Be Terrifying
Episode 39: Siri Becomes A Eugenecist
Episode 38: Did You Know Your Planet Was Going 29kps In A 25kps Zone
Episode 37: Hank Scorpio: Career Counselor
Episode 36: Intergalactic Ambassador Grimace
Episode 35; Facehuggers Would Be Better if They Deposited Cadbury Eggs
Episode 34: We Murdered Someone On The Moon
Episode 33: Trump's 10th Term
Episode 32: Bluey Has Come To Overthrow The Government
Episoce 31: The Yeastie Boys
Episode 30: You Can Pry My Stove From My Burning Dead Hands
Episode 29: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (The British Empire)
Episode 28: They Didn't Call Them The Dark Ages Because It Was Dark
Episode 27: Jesus Faked His Own Death For The Insurance Money
Episode 26: All Teleporaworkers Must Return To The Office
Episode 25: Join The Resistence, Buy A Yugo
Episode 24: I'm Glad The Pills In The Matrix Were't Suppositories
Episode 23: What Now, Vegans?
Episode 22: I Don't Think You Can Waterboard Someone With Queso
Episode 21: How Often Do You S*itpost About The Roman Empire?
Episode 20: God Hates Google Translate
Episode 19: Your Download Of Existentialism Will Complete In 3 Days
Episode 18: A Vote For Me Is A Vote To Ban Peeps
Episode 17: Why Cancel Tiktok When You Can Cancel Smartphones?
Episode 16: Ha! You Believe The Moon Is Real?
Episode 15: It All Happens On Facebook
Episode 14: I Became A Podcaster To Find My Soulmate
Episode 13: I Can't Remember If We Already Did This Episode
Episode 12: Saul Goodboy Attorney At Law
Episode 11: The Happy Meals For Foreign Assets
Episode 10: This HVAC Is Rated For 8 Kiloghosts
Episode 9: They've Deployed Skrillex Against The Invading Army
Episode 8: Santa Airlines 001 Grounded For Exceeding Duty Limits
Episode 7: Slightly Less Taste Than LaCroix
Episode 6: We Accidentally Shipped Tesla & Edison
Episode 5: This Bread Has Planned Obsolescence
Episode 4: An Actuarial Nightmare
Episode 3: The Death Star Is A Company Town
Episode 2: Nerd Crimes
Episode 1: The Pope's New Army