All Episodes

Episode 73: Are You There God, It's Me, Hypotheticals Podcast

Episode 72: Oops, All Stallones

Episode 71: As Your Financial Advisor I Advise Your Run

Episode 70: One Standard War Crime

Episode 69: The Cost Benefit Analysis For The Electric Chair Has Changed

Episode 68: The Purge Purge

Episode 67: I'd Eat People

Episode 66: Oops, All Disposable People

Episode 65: Aspire To Have Good Enemies

Episode 64: The Real Nice Police

Episode 63: I'm A Non-Violent Serial Killer

Episode 62: My Voter Base Is Extra Crispy

Episode 61: Slap Yourself Out Of This One, Will

Episode 60: World War DDR

Episode 59: The Animal Happening

Episode 58: When I Grow Up I Don't Want To Grow Up

Episode 57: Everyone On My Floor Is Coding

Episode 56: We Gave Everyone Jedibedes

Episode 55: We Should Send Aliens Ransomware

Episode 54: The Pot Phelps Actually Used (JK Do Not Sue)

Episode 53: I Guess I Have To Rate This Landmine 1 Of 5 Stars

Episode 52: Disney Has Deployed Human Shields

Episode 51: The Library Late Fees On My Papyrus Are Going To Kill Me

Episode 50: Is Bullet Bill A Kamakazi

Episode 49: Little Tikes First Technical

Episode 48: Sub To Me On Twitch To Live

Episode 47: Oops, All Short Topics

Episode 46: I Lost My Arm In The Queen's Gambit

Episode 45: The Grindset Apocalypse

Episode 44: Welcome To Cognitive Dissonance Podcast

Episode 43: Durianboarded

Episode 42: The Tonight Show With Jeffrey Dahmer

Episode 41: The Mandela Amendment

Episode 40: E.T.'s Special Forces Must Be Terrifying

Episode 39: Siri Becomes A Eugenecist

Episode 38: Did You Know Your Planet Was Going 29kps In A 25kps Zone

Episode 37: Hank Scorpio: Career Counselor

Episode 36: Intergalactic Ambassador Grimace

Episode 35; Facehuggers Would Be Better if They Deposited Cadbury Eggs

Episode 34: We Murdered Someone On The Moon

Episode 33: Trump's 10th Term

Episode 32: Bluey Has Come To Overthrow The Government

Episoce 31: The Yeastie Boys

Episode 30: You Can Pry My Stove From My Burning Dead Hands

Episode 29: Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (The British Empire)

Episode 28: They Didn't Call Them The Dark Ages Because It Was Dark

Episode 27: Jesus Faked His Own Death For The Insurance Money

Episode 26: All Teleporaworkers Must Return To The Office

Episode 25: Join The Resistence, Buy A Yugo

Episode 24: I'm Glad The Pills In The Matrix Were't Suppositories

Episode 23: What Now, Vegans?

Episode 22: I Don't Think You Can Waterboard Someone With Queso

Episode 21: How Often Do You S*itpost About The Roman Empire?

Episode 20: God Hates Google Translate

Episode 19: Your Download Of Existentialism Will Complete In 3 Days

Episode 18: A Vote For Me Is A Vote To Ban Peeps

Episode 17: Why Cancel Tiktok When You Can Cancel Smartphones?

Episode 16: Ha! You Believe The Moon Is Real?

Episode 15: It All Happens On Facebook

Episode 14: I Became A Podcaster To Find My Soulmate

Episode 13: I Can't Remember If We Already Did This Episode

Episode 12: Saul Goodboy Attorney At Law

Episode 11: The Happy Meals For Foreign Assets

Episode 10: This HVAC Is Rated For 8 Kiloghosts

Episode 9: They've Deployed Skrillex Against The Invading Army

Episode 8: Santa Airlines 001 Grounded For Exceeding Duty Limits

Episode 7: Slightly Less Taste Than LaCroix

Episode 6: We Accidentally Shipped Tesla & Edison

Episode 5: This Bread Has Planned Obsolescence

Episode 4: An Actuarial Nightmare

Episode 3: The Death Star Is A Company Town

Episode 2: Nerd Crimes

Episode 1: The Pope's New Army