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I Am Bloke

by I Am Bloke

I make new tracks more often than is healthy, and I rarely finish them. I have no shame.

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  1. Jumped On My Brompton

    An experiment in AI music. I prompted Google AI to create the lyrics, then ran it through Suno AI to create the tune.

  2. You Can Take This Tune And Shove It Up Your Arse

    You Can Take This Tune And Shove It Up Your Arse by Accidental Tomato

  3. SimplyHouseTime

    SimplyHouseTime by Accidental Tomato

  4. ItsTheCountThatCounts

    Its been so long since I turned my gear on that It took me 3 hours to get a noise.

  5. KeepItSimpleSimon

    KeepItSimpleSimon by Accidental Tomato

  6. Old tune, new video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0zx0_ToFEw

    This could be an ever expanding project, as I think of more things to list that I either have or don't have.

  7. mobygratis_into

    #mobygratis... Just starting to play around.

  8. Brown Noise_ When you've shat yourself

    If you do happen to shit yourself, it wasn't my fault.

  9. Elecrap For Dog Wankers

    Music with an uncertain style, aimed at dog wankers who like elecrap

  10. Not Everybody Has 2 303s (Like I Do)

    My first tune recorded with 2 TB-303 clones.

  11. Not Everybody Loves A 303 (Like I Do)

    Having a play with multiple 303 clones, and an 808.

  12. The Medlesome Meldge

    Know it isn't and will never be. What happens when you try to combine the Amen Break, Breakbeat, Techno, Chill out music and orchestral instruments? - Nothing other than this. The Melge. Music without genre, music without style. Music without music It's a trip.

  13. The Festival Song

    Contains instructions for my friends at Bluedot

  14. 5G Mega Vax Mask Pharma Brigade

    This one goes out as a future nod to the craziest conspiracy theorist of 2022.

  15. Little 52 Boom Tish (Depeche mode's Little 15 for strings at 123 bpm)

    Used a midi file for the arrangement and tried to find suitable sounds (for a strings only version). Most of this was about finding the right synth and sample noises, panning and EQ.

  16. Spanners In My Engine

    This is what happened when I tried to sample car engine noises, and the noise of various spanners being dropped on a hard floor.

  17. Shite

    Complete elecrap

  18. Life Without Funk. A Tribute To Funk D'Void.

    Playing with real synths is so much more fun.

  19. A Turd To Be Polished

    This is the current turd I'm trying to polish. it's a bit of a mash of mixups

  20. Phwoar

    Still banging out crap electric beats, 'cos I can.

  21. Making Elecrap Is Easy (Recipe and download included)

    Take 1 drum rack capable of triggering multiple samples. Add samples, or triggers for 808 Kik, 808 Snare. 808 Closed Hi Hat & 808 Clap Program a 1 bar loop to get a feel for the kit. Tune all the drums, adjusting pitch, cut off frequencies, velocity response, etc until you're happy with the sound...

  22. David Guetta's Sweaty Ballsack

    Process:: - I've learned, over time, that the synth that sounds the best is the one that I've spent the most time playing with. So i've dedicated a couple of weeks to learning as much as I can about the Analogue plugin for Ableton Live. - Tried to create a 'Synth Brass' kind of sound (which comes...

  23. It's All About To Go Horribly Wrong

    I've been working on this track for a few days but I've come to the point where the more I tweak it the worse it sounds. So I've decided to 'park' it here .. I may come back to it. The process: -Spent a fair while finding and tweaking a sitar-like sound and a further while making it sound like…

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  24. Stick This In Your Bag

    The result of playing around with a dub-techno based 'drumkit'

  25. ToeTapper

    Started by using a few different synth drums and it just kind of went from there.

  26. Halfway Between The Jazz Tent And The Dance Tent (The girl from Ipanema wouldn't like it

    -Got a midi loop for Girl From Ipanema. -Found some noises to fit -Twisted the noises -Added drums -Twisted the noises -Added drums -Twisted the noises a bit more.

  27. BornLazy (Bunderworld)

    Started making a patch so that I could play most of Born Slippy by Underworld just by playing the chords. The drums aren't right, the sound isn't quite right. I'm born lazy.

  28. Wrist Mountable Piano

    Recipie: -Made a drum track and tuned it so it sounded a little more boomy. -Wrote a simple 8 bar piano loop, with a few chords (Using a push controller, which i can play almost as well as i play keyboards: I can't play keyboards) -Made a variation of the piano loop to sound a little more 'jazzy'...

  29. House From Home, YouMuppet

    Started with a few piano chords and split them apart. Just for fun, you fucking muppet.

  30. When The Shamen Used To be Able To Move Mountains (these days they can't even reform)

    Back in the day the Progen CD came with a bunch of samples, so I had a fuck about with them, just for fun. Ta

  31. If Badger Kull had a madman mixer (Who do the KLF think they are remix)

    An amalgum of samples, which (officialy and unnofficialy) has nothing to do with the KLF

  32. My Evil Synth (FreeDownload)

    Solo synth line,with drums and effects, 126 BPM

  33. Kitchen

    I call this one Kitchen, 'cos I made it in my kitchen. just trying out some new gear, and making space for friends to visit and record, in my kitchen.

  34. ALPHA NOISES TWO

    Made as a potential backing track for some fooling around with live instruments, in a LOUD space, in a short while.

  35. SPARSE III

    Non political, and not a picture of a cat. Instead we have a sequence of a collection of repetitive sequenced bleeps, beeps and beats.

  36. TwistedVocal TwistedPremix (Twisted Beta Version)

    A very early version of a collaboration between friends. Forgive my vocal additions, The final track will be a completely more excellent tune

  37. 90BarsForFree

    An early version of something else.

  38. Tell Me What You Think

    Messing about with sounds a lot

  39. The Work In Progress Formerly Known As A Work In Progress (Free Download)

    Still messing about with some samples. Needs arranging, remixing and general fucking about with.

  40. SimplestLittleDitty

    Just sounded ok to me so I thought I'd share. That's all

  41. I Just Knocked One Out (Horn mix)

    The same tune as before but jazzed up a little.

  42. I Just Knocked One Out

    Sometimes you spend ages putting a track together, other times shit just seems to work, This piece of shit took less that 20 minutes to assemble.

  43. I just like building synth patches (sad sound design version)

    Spent a good while developing a very tweakable synth patch 'cos I'm sad

  44. House Is Made Of Bricks (v1) Free as fuck to download (like you'd want to)

    Messing about with Korg MS2000, my voice and very few other bits. No loops were robbed in the making of this thingo.

  45. Poor Mans Drum And Bass (Remixed by Fu King Abot)

    just more fucking around

  46. Hardware Hammers Home / Ancient Akai Adventures

    I find it so much easier to throw together an idea using real gear. Used soft synths for yonks but nothing sounds better than an old Akai sampler with a couple of synths (well, in someone else's hands anyway)

  47. Afrayed Of The Dhark (cock in a pigs mouth mix)

    A wierd little thing with some nice noices.

  48. I Used To Be Crzy About Crazy P (if you want a longer version just loop it and add more stuff remix)

    Spent a large amount of time playing with tunes this weekend. This is a chilled out downtempo housey thing. Ideal for sitting in the sun and drinking a beer.

  49. Changerly Dangly Bingly Bongerly

    I'm not sure this has a 'style' - just something that i've been working on for a while. Not sure it'll ever be "finished" so I thought i may as well share it as it is.

  50. Get The Funk In (hardly mixed at all mix)

    More elecrap from the Labrat.

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I make new tracks more often than is healthy, and I rarely finish them. I have no shame.

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