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I Don't Like Mondays
by I Don't Like Mondays
An idiot podcast, by two idiots, about two idiots. The ONLY unwritten, unedited, and unprepared husband & wife Garfield review podcast that ANYONE needs.
Episodes
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Episode 125: Being open to the possibility of jokes
Personally, I think that once every four months is more than enough for a podcast. If you slow it down enough so it sounds like some sort of eerie whalesong, or the kind of strange signal that would be picked up from space by a radar dish in the opening minutes of a horror movie, you can…
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Episode 124: Back once again with our mentally ill behaviour
GOODNESS it's been a while, hasn't it? Months! Unless you're catching up on this at some point in the future, in which case no time has passed at all, but I think it's obvious that we're not talking to you, here. Welcome in, though. We hope you stick around. In today's episode, chronic pain is...
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Episode 123: A touching melodrama where Godzilla bites a train
Pibbly pobbles, poderinos. Today, Guy has broken a camera, Cat is in The Pit, asshole fae stole Guy's voice, and Godzilla had a bit of a yamp about the place. Content note for the beginning and the end of this episode - the strip itself is a bit, you know, suicide-y. Classic Garfield, you zany...
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Episode 122: He bums poison swamps
Yabba-Dabba-Garfield, listenerinos, here we are again with another delicious bite of the podcast pie. Today we talk at length about Cat's tentative first steps in Having ADHD, as well as her experience taking medication for it for the first time. We talk a lot about the malevolent universe, the...
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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible
Let's be honest, it's been a while, hasn't it? Basically a series of mental collapses and surprising diagnoses have meant that both of us have effectively been large, floppy lumps over the winter period. However: things have improved! Mainly because Guy bought a milk-frother and now we can have…
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Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert
doing? This week, we discuss how to deal with The Fash, what a good sherbert is, strike ettiquette, and the terrifyingly American concept of Pixar's Cars. Also a Garfield that, for some reason, breaks through Cat's steely exterior and causes genuine psychic agony. THAT'S PODCASTING, HECTOR!...
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Episode 119: Where Did That Bowling Ball Come From?
Aye up, you lot. We've been, once again, busy and ill in equal measure, but now we're back and firing on at least one cylinder and ready to talk about that big old ball of cat: Penn & Teller. This episode, a kitten climbs on both Guy and Cat, wizards have been witnessed, tattoos have been had…
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Episode 118: A Wasp Knows No Fear
New Episode, new you. Possibly the same you. Or maybe there IS something different about you. Have you done your hair? It looks great! Today, Guy and Cat discuss which McDonald's creature we could take in a fight, Guy definitely doesn't encourage you to steal contruction machinery, and a tank…
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Episode 117: Put your phone down, stop plucking nostril hairs, and engage
Lovely stuff, this podcasting lark. This week, Guy and Cat talk about Garfield through the ages, nervous animals, and postmodern discourse. Also there's Garfield, and a whippet asks you to listen. October 12, 1978...
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Episode 116: Unreasonable Adjustments
It's been a minute since we last spoke! Well, what have you missed? Let's see...Guy and Cat have a new cat, Guy has a new autism, and Cat has the limits of her patience tested by her delightful husband who is always a joy to be around. Also, a comic. 11/10/1978...
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Episode 115: How To Answer "Would You Like The Door Open Or Closed?"
Well this is a whizz-bang spectacular. Cat has a bit of heat exhaustion, Yuna the cat goes all floppity, there is an EXTENDED discussion on how to answer a simple yes or no question (spoiler warning: autism), spooky tales are discussed, and we briefly (like a cheese's brie) rank bagged…
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Episode 114: Less Whimsy, More Toilet Ghosts
Oh no. This episode has done got a big wee in it. Err. Today, we talk about a second go at making pizza, further analyse Guy's fear of failure, Guy flounces out of a shop, a shoe falls apart at a theme park, toilet ghosts are discussed, and Quentin Tarantino is indirectly called out. Plus, wer...
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Episode 113: The Kinetic Consequences of Garfield's Movement Have Yet To Be Realised
Over two hours! Gosh we treat you right. In this episode, we discuss a karate grading, doing your best in difficult circumstances, the most disreputable creature Catherine has ever met, and then have a conversation about cooking pizza that lasts an hour and a half, and explores neurodivergence…
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Episode 112: Duck crimes and pigeon times
Hooray! Hooray! An episode of a podcast! Hooray! Today, we talk about rollercoasters, duck crimes, one-man bands, pigeon situations, and more! That's what you want from a Garfield podcast, and don't you forget it! https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/10/07 07/10/78
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Episode 111: Which Guy thinks is episode 112 throughout
Aye up, like. It's us! Doing this! This week we discuss taking snuff, revisit the topic of how much personal responsibility should be considered compared to systemic forces, how Cat would shame a man on a train, and how Guy tried to stop someone from working in the arms industry. We also discuss...
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Episode 110: Fanny's Burrito
Oh GOSH there is Garfield-related news that has SHAKEN US TO THE CORE! How can the podcast survive?! Listen...and find out! Also, Cat is rejuvinated by a glass of water, Guy has a challenging interaction with a baffled delivery driver, and Guy asks a question that should never be answered......
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Episode 109: A brand new way to demonstrate your strength
Yabba dabba doo, Garfarinos, today's epi- Nope. This week, Guy and Cat talk about Returning to LARP, invent a new category for strongman competitions, and discuss what karate can teach you with regards to understanding yourself and your response to the world around you. There's also a comic about…
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Episode 108: The Speed of The Blue Rat
Ohh yeah. Cat's been playing Sonic the Hedgehog! Guy's been wondering how he can internalise a sense of joy! Yuna has been attacking The Baron Harkonnen! Garfield has been, and will continue to be. On this episode: Failure, Is sucess the expected, neutral outcome?, What's it like watching someone...
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Episode 107: Your toy's fallen over
Oh yeah. There's been FLU. Australian Business. Painters. Sausages. Guy getting fully murdered by a tradesman. Ell of it. Hence the delay! But here's a summary of all that! In this episode, as well as the above, Yuna steals an item, clown nudes are discussed, and Yuna does other terrible cat…
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Episode 106: A Replica Cardboard Box
Hello! What do YOU think a cardboard biscuit is? Do you rem,ember those chocolate biscuit dome foods with beasts on them? What's it like living with someone with chronic pain and terrible health anxiety? What has Guy bought now?! As per, this one is full of nosense in the first half hour or so,...
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Episode 105: Guffs, karate, and the bumper book of magic
Wahoo! It's a me! Garfield! We're back and OH BOY we are having Big Talks today. A zoo is visited in the rain, Alan Moore is visited in a dream (where a revelation about the nature of hope is freely given), karate is attempted, a misunderstanding over toast becomes a series of musings on the…
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Episode 104: After a hiatus, some nonsense
Gosh it's been a minute, hasn't it? Hello! We're back! After some quite severe depression, a couple of colds, and getting a desk, your favourite Garfield podcast hosts* have returned, and we're here to talk about a comic. And landlord. And autism. And queuing. and fireworks. Huzzah....
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Episode 103: What kind of theology is this???
Oh yeah. Here we go. This one is, quite frankly, a classic of the genre. We discuss the German Jaeger "Oompah Welcome", comission a drawing of the same live on air, talk about medical silencing and the time Guy sneezed out a filling, explore the notions of what constitutes art with regards to...
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Episode 102: We're back, and we're still thrilled about the Garfield cat
Oh blimey it has been a WHILE. A variety of great stresses and illnesses has befallen the IDLM household, and yet, we persist. So we are BACK, and we are talking about: Bedroom Slugs; Wedding Japes; Surprise Corona Virus; Garfield. Slightly shorter episode than normal, but still absolutely packed...
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Episode 101: The Lifeless Corpse of Jokes
As you might be able to tell, one of us really enjoyed this strip. Today we talk about a summer fair, splat the rat, what looked like a penis, discuss the concept of encouragement once again, and imagine a world where we make a podcast about Peanuts and/or Achewood, two comics that it is actually...
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Episode 100: The Great Cheesecake Disagreement
Good LORD. 100 episodes. I genuinely cannot believe it. To mark this special occasion, we have an extended disagreement over the word "should" in a hypothetical situation where a Da Vinci Code-level secret is revealed, and King Prince Charles may have to step down. We reminisce over a violence…
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Episode 99, if you can believe such a thing
Good lord. Nearly a hundred. Can you imagine? You can't? Good! You don't have to! There's been a bit of a delay (bronchitis, terrible, screaming depression), but now we're back and with absolutely no drop in professionalism or quality. Wonderful stuff. We talk about rollercoasters (again), Yuna…
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Episode 98: What If A Cat Do What A Dog Do? Part 2
Cor, a sequel! But to an episode! Not a strip! What a thrill! This week: Cat has hayfever, the death of the author is discussed, we have some thoughts about Street Fighter, and wonder why a giraffe is on a boob. We also actually disagree over the contents of a Garfield comic! Is Cat correct? Or…
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Episode 97: The Emotional Inconvenience of Walking Under A Pickle
Ahahahahahah this episode is over two hours long ahahahahaa oh no. Today's Garfstravaganza* is an inadvertent bumper episode! We talk about, in no specific order, Mad Max, cleaning the kitchen, experiencing America as a giant theme park, therapy, and dental work. Plus rejection sensitivity and…
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Episode 96: Analogue Horror and Little Shooty Mans
Ahh yeah, it's time for another delightful glorp of sounds directly from our mouths to your ears. Give them a wash, yeah? You could grow potatoes in that. In this week's episode, we have an extended discussion of analogue horror, forteana, and the underwhelming experience of considering a…
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Episode 95: A Sincere Call To Bring Back Public Shaming
Oh by heck it's been a while! Once again, Guy has been Extremely Depressed, which makes talking about Garfield practically impossible! But! Things have improved! As they can and do! So here we are! This episode covers: Telling people canvassing for Tory MPs that they should be ashamed of...
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Episode 94: That line that follows Garfield in the second panel indicates flatulence.
Much like cross-country snooker, it's been a long break, but here we are! We've battled depression and terrible NHS waiting times, and emerged only slightly scathed, and ready to hoot noise into your earholes for almost an hjour and a half. Hooray! This week: Rollercoasters, fear of heights, a...
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Episode 93: In which Guy and Cat make a decision
Ohhhhhh yeah. Are YOU the king of the swingers? Good for you. None of my business. In this episode we discuss passive-aggressive Bop-Its, enjoy a round of American Thesaurus Quiz, Cat attempts a cryptic crossword clue, and, finally, Guy and Cat land upon a potentially life-changing discovery.…
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Episode 92: A Day In The Life Of A Deep-Sea Fisherman
Aye up, me ducks. It's another episode of everyone's favourite Garfield podcast! This issue we relitigate cheesemouth, once again call for siezing the means of production, and enjoy an extended digression regarding Guy's lived experience as a deep-sea fisherman. Then, in a shocking turn of…
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Episode 91: Cholera Pump Rump Chumps
Episode 91! Can you even imagine?! I don't need to, because I LIVED it. And you can too! Vicariously! With a dog collar and everything! In this episode we explore the logistsics of a new office cleaning venture, Yuna the Kitten appears and purrs into the microphone, hotdog water wine is…
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Episode 90: Is being a Dracula a protected characteristic?
We have faced parents, food poisoning, and a trip to Sheen, and we've lived to tell the tale. It's another episode of a very sensible Garfield podcast, and once again we urge our listeners to sieze the means of prodction, workshop how to use a Frankenstein in order to run an insurance scam, and...
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Episode 89: Which We Incorrectly Call Episode 88 Throughout
Rowing? Solved it. Sports encouragement? Done. Chimpanzee bus conductors? Don't even worry about it, we've got it covered. Well. Obviously DO worry if there is a chimpanzee bus conductor, that would be terrible, I mean "don't even worry about it" in a "we're discussing it so you dont't have to"...
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Episode 88: My Anxiety Tulpa Is a Health and Safety Demon
Two months! Nearly two months! Hello beloved listeners, we're back! We've fought illness, dissertations, another illness, a Christmas, Wales, and Getting a Kitten, and we've lived to tell the tale! That's right. It's time for another hour-long, in-depth Garfield review podcast episode! In this...
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Episode 87
Ahh yeah, that's right; it's podcast time, you funky hunkers. In today's Garfield review podcast, we discuss the dissapointing lore-first approach of Ghostbusters Afterlife, the fundamental goodness of humanity, and explore a deep-dive of a horse. Also there's a cat that likes lasagna - can you...
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Episode 86: The LARP harp tarp parp
Oh goodness it has been a while, hasn't it? Hello folks! We're back on our bullshit after a couple of months of repeated breakdowns and generally bad body and brain times. Sozcopters. Still, we're here now. In this episode we rank Christmas treats, Guy gets raked over the coals for Being Weird…
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Episode 85: The Wotsit Consequences
Recording half an episode then another episode straight after? What madness is this? THIS madness is what this is! Today we talk about the logistical difficulties of making a Wotsit from scratch, Catherine develops a tshirt idea, and we discuss the benefits of being a stubborn git in the face of...
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Episode 84: A long and extended break, followed by sheer fury
Well this is a strange one. A big old chat about neurodivergence (quelle surprise) interrupted by a "short break" because Cat had a meeting to attend. Then...SEVERAL DAYS PASS. We completely lose our line of thought (of course) and Cat is incandescent with rage at the comments because we recorded...
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Episode 83: A Significant and Robust Discussion Entirely Unrelated to Garfield
Ahh yeah. This week we talk about Bad Bowel Movements, Cryptic Crossword classes, divining meaning from a text, and then have an extended discussion about where personal responsibility falls in a world where The Algorithm is so powerful. We also take a SUDDEN BREAK about 50 minutes in, then…
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Episode 82: Up Against The Lasagna Countdown
Here we go again! An episode of a Garfield review podcast. This week's comic is actually about a third charming, which makes a delightful change. In this episode we discuss mushroom favourites, Guy briefly does an impression of Ancient Greek warriors (not a good one), and yet more Neurodivergence...
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Episode 81: The Mystery of the Fire Station Trousers
Oh yeah, it's this again. Your weekly dose of HIGH CULTURE and ROBUST THINKS. In this episode, Guy does a pitch-perfect impression of Immortan Joe, a game of charades is played, and Cat and Guy discuss whether trousers can be found near fire engines, and whether using the pole really is more...
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Episode 80: The Implicit Wrongness of the Vertical Corncob.
In which we discuss the worst foods to eat as if they were an ice-cream, Guy tells us his experience of being on the picket lines for the first time, Consequences are explored, and Cat can't quite work out why Guy doesn't want to watch her fight a stranger. There's also a Garfield comic, which we...
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Episode 79: Finally, A Diarrhoea Relief For Draculas
We did it! We recorded an episode! Oh boy it's been a hot minute, but we're now PRIMED AND READY to avoid talking about Garfield for upwards of an hour! In this episode we discuss theme parks, how to do a good Igor voice, and spend a surprising amount of time workshopping a commercial for bum...
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Episode 78: No one holds me back from the seafood buffet
September 04, 1978 Oh it's been a while! Hello! Here we are again, this time with added audio issues! I very much hope this sounds tolerable, and we do welcome your feedback, but the thing is, my microphone went Bonk so we're kinda winging it at the minute. Anyway. In this episode, Guy comes out…
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Episode 77: Clown school part 2
September 03, 1978, https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1978/09/03 Do we need to end the podcast now? Guy and Cat have more clown school thoughts, Guy's "unique" sense of humour is shown to fail in real time, and a warm cat cosplays as his owner. If you want a Garfield podcast that's significantly...
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Episode 76: Clown school, part 1
September 02, 1978. Guy has spent a week undergoing one of the most psychologically-draining experiences of his life and so, in this episode, we talk about it a bit. Can Catherine consider the concept of a "well-respected" clown without bursting out laughing? How do you learn to fail when you've...
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