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I Don't Like Mondays — 123 episodes

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Episode 123: A touching melodrama where Godzilla bites a train

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Episode 122: He bums poison swamps

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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible

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Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert

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Episode 119: Where Did That Bowling Ball Come From?

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Episode 118: A Wasp Knows No Fear

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Episode 117: Put your phone down, stop plucking nostril hairs, and engage

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Episode 116: Unreasonable Adjustments

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Episode 115: How To Answer "Would You Like The Door Open Or Closed?"

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Episode 114: Less Whimsy, More Toilet Ghosts

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Episode 113: The Kinetic Consequences of Garfield's Movement Have Yet To Be Realised

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Episode 112: Duck crimes and pigeon times

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Episode 111: Which Guy thinks is episode 112 throughout

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Episode 110: Fanny's Burrito

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Episode 109: A brand new way to demonstrate your strength

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Episode 108: The Speed of The Blue Rat

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Episode 107: Your toy's fallen over

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Episode 106: A Replica Cardboard Box

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Episode 105: Guffs, karate, and the bumper book of magic

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Episode 104: After a hiatus, some nonsense

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Episode 103: What kind of theology is this???

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Episode 102: We're back, and we're still thrilled about the Garfield cat

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Episode 101: The Lifeless Corpse of Jokes

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Episode 100: The Great Cheesecake Disagreement

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Episode 99, if you can believe such a thing

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Episode 98: What If A Cat Do What A Dog Do? Part 2

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Episode 97: The Emotional Inconvenience of Walking Under A Pickle

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Episode 96: Analogue Horror and Little Shooty Mans

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Episode 95: A Sincere Call To Bring Back Public Shaming

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Episode 94: That line that follows Garfield in the second panel indicates flatulence.

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Episode 93: In which Guy and Cat make a decision

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Episode 92: A Day In The Life Of A Deep-Sea Fisherman

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Episode 91: Cholera Pump Rump Chumps

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Episode 90: Is being a Dracula a protected characteristic?

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Episode 89: Which We Incorrectly Call Episode 88 Throughout

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Episode 88: My Anxiety Tulpa Is a Health and Safety Demon

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Episode 87

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Episode 86: The LARP harp tarp parp

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Episode 85: The Wotsit Consequences

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Episode 84: A long and extended break, followed by sheer fury

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Episode 83: A Significant and Robust Discussion Entirely Unrelated to Garfield

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Episode 82: Up Against The Lasagna Countdown

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Episode 81: The Mystery of the Fire Station Trousers

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Episode 80: The Implicit Wrongness of the Vertical Corncob.

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Episode 79: Finally, A Diarrhoea Relief For Draculas

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Episode 78: No one holds me back from the seafood buffet

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Episode 77: Clown school part 2

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Episode 76: Clown school, part 1

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Episode 75: Wax Fruit, Poetry, and Rollercoaster Stoicism

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Episode 74: At what point does a crisp become a situation?

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Episode 73: The Chegwin Mystery Tube

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Episode 72 - Judgement Day

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Episode 71: Oh I Don't Know

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Episode 70: A Terrible Thing Is Witnessed

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Episode 69: NICE, WE SAY, DON'T WE? WE SAY NICE

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Episode 68: It’s pretty standard cat science.

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Episode 67: Guy just did a smooth thing with his finger

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Episode 66: Burning down an orphanage IS problematic, actually

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Episode 65: A Hitherto Undiscovered New Concentration of Disrespect

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Episode 64: An Act Of Toilet Can Be An Act Of Worship

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Episode 63: In Which We Attempt To Annoy Our Every Listener

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Episode 62: Can A Babybel Go Backwards?

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Episode 61: The Cat Still Dislikes The Dog And We Are So Very Tired

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Episode 60: One Of Them Sounded Very Bummy, Which I Appreciated

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Episode 59: We Were Having An Interesting Conversation, But Now It's Just Cowboy Poptarts

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Episode 58: How Many Vacuum Cleaners Is A Cry For Help?

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Episode 57: Wherein Guy Thinks About Starscream So Much He Breaks The Podcast

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Episode 56: A Podcast With No Subliminal Messages

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Episode 55: Psychogeography, and making the familiar strange.

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Episode 54: The Ultimate Reckon

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Episode 53: Cat Needs To Go To Her Oil Painting Class

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Episode 52: How would YOU trick Alan Sugar?

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Episode 51: A Certain Degree Of Audio Inconvenience

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Episode 50: I'm Talking About Cheesemouth

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Episode 49: A yoghurt's understanding of mathematics

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Episode 48: Two Minutes of a Row and We End It There

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Episode 47: One more tedious thing to get through

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Episode 46: This is praxis

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Episode 45: Hubris is the greatest of all sins.

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Episode 44: If you don't want to have listened to all of that, please fast-forward to now

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Episode 43: Does no one question why it delights in causing suffering?

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Episode 42: The Potentially Irradiated Donkey Kong

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Episode 41: I do not care for the conventions of entertainment

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Episode 40: Cats are the only animal that instinctively reject God.

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I Don't Like Mondays Episode 39: Big Dinners, The Violence Ape

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Episode 38 - You simply do not have to post

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Episode 37 - Ghosts, clown meat, and anonymous hosts

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Episode 36 - Well ExcuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUuuuussse...Garfield

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Episode 35 - What if a cat do a dog do?

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Episode 34 - Catherine blows a nose tooter

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Episode 33 - Improvised Episode Deeznuts

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Episode 32 - Hate lasana and love it hate lasana and love it.

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Episode 31 - Genuine horror. A Very Bad Cat in ways we do not like.

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Episode 30 - The Shrek Episode

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Episode 29 - Funnel your lips and win a prize

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Episode 28 - Syndicated Whimsies and definitely professional audio quality

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Episode 27 - An infinite river of lasagna

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Episode 26 - A closed Dodd loop.

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Episode 25 - A Nothing of a man flushing the toilet.

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Episode 24 - Technically my father got the sausages

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Episode 23. Noises vs sounds.

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Episode 22. Why is the sofa smoking?

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Episode 21. Poomp, with Tom Crosbie

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Episode 20. Buttholes.

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Episode 19 - Oh my god. I'm gonna end you.

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Episode 17 - We have a guest! An actual guest! It's Dave Bulmer!

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Episode 18 - I know this isn't great for an audio medium...

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Episode 16 - It's a little bit Sartre.

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Episode 15 - He's obviously a very slightly exaggerated cat

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Episode 14 - The forbidden fourth pant.

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Episode 13 - Hmmn the artwork ouch

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Episode 12 - By your suggestion, we are bringing Garfield into existence

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Episode 11 - Imagine if we got sued for a Garfield podcast.

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Episode 10 - We could boil some beef fat.

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Episode 9 - A table with steaming ham

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Episode 8 - Feel sympathy not for Garfield

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Episode 7 - It took several months, but we have covered 1 calendar wek

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Episode 6 - The Philtrum Debacle.

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Episode 5 - A warm gun means you just shot someone.

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Episode 4, which I can only assume is a pregnant pause

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Episode 3 - Now we're cooking with gas (we may not be cooking with gas)

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Episode 2 - "Cat fundamentally undermines man" should be the whole title for the podcast

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Episode 1 - Don't listen to this one first, we don't know what we're doing

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