I Just Got My Kid To Sleep

In this 119th episode, Michael describes traveling to Atlanta with his son Jack for shows.

In this 118th episode, Michael gets into his great accomplishment in organizing his kid's toy area.

In this 117th episode, Michael gets into his 2nd day of summer vacation with his 7-year-old while also ranking the top frozen silver dollar pancakes and stressing the importance of sunscreen.

In this 116th episode, Michael reflects on all the things he would've liked to accomplish while his kid was in school this year. 

In this 115th episode, Michael talks about when his kid was home sick and he tried to be his son's at home teacher Mr. Dad.

In this 114th episode, Michael goes over some summer plans and gets into his recent trip to California Adventure with his son and the lessons to be learned from how theme park rides can make scary things fun.

Near the end of this 113th episode Michael illuminates a tale of recent tragic pizza lore.  He also talks about his son joining him for a haircut and going to the park for water gun fight.

In this 112th episode, Michael gets into going to see the movie Hoppers with his son.  

Michael gets into his experiences flying Spirit.

Michael gets into all the different ways to fall asleep in abnormal places.

Jack takes so long to walk to school.  Michael remembers fondly the days of carrying him.

Michael talks about how going to 2 playgrounds with a 7-year-old feels like going to another bar after one closes.  

Michael talks about his Easter celebrations with his son.

Michael talks about going to the playground with his son on a Spring Break day.

In this 105th episode, Michael gets into the origins of language and his son's experience learning to read and write and pop-up videos.

Near the middle of this 104th episode and also 2 year anniversary of the podcast, Michael gets into religions and the process of bringing his 7-year-old to church.

Near the middle of this 103rd episode, Michael gets into fears and how we should be more accepting of them.

In this 102nd episode, Michael celebrates spending time with his son doing nothing of importance.

In this 101st episode, Michael gets into the quality time he spent with his son as his son recovers from the flu.

In this 100th episode, Michael gets into his Presidents' Day weekend with his son.

In this 99th episode, Michael presents an emotion-filled breakdown of 2025's top NFL announcers. 

In this 98th episode, Michael explores his relationship with being cool over the years.

In this 97th episode, Michael details some his best memories of eating dessert.

In this 96th episode, Michael details how he really likes to be the one to parent his child.

Near the end of this episode Michael explains how he taught his son how to blow his nose.

Near the end of this 94th episode, Michael gets into going to a holiday party and having a good time. 

Near the beginning of this 93rd episode, Michael breaks down his favorite vending machines of all time. 

Near the end of this 92nd episode, Michael explains why giving is the best and why he doesn’t need you to give him any gifts back because the feeling of goodness to give is more than enough.

Around minute 25 of this 91st episode, Michael gets into a strategy for getting the most out of your child’s friend’s Chuckee Cheese birthday party experience. 

In this 90th episode, Michael describes and decides to adopt his 6-year-old son’s optimistic outlook on life. 

In middle of this 89th episode, Michael talks about how being a parent feels like being the President of just one person.

In this 88th episode Michael gets into playing retro video games with his son, watching the movie Friendship, and texting miscues.  

Michael shares stories from before he was a dad.

In this 86th episode, Michael runs down his Halloween week as he looks forward to trick-or-treating with his son.

In the second half of this 85th episode, Michael describes his past wedding party experiences and also explores possible Best Man options should he get married.

In this 84th episode, Michael details his return from Covid, and near the end of the episode, he shares some tips for your kid's School Picture Day. 

In this 83rd episode, Michael talks about getting Covid and what he's doing with his free time.

In this 82nd episode, Michael's mainly focuses on his Coaches Pitch pitching debut.  

In this 81st episode, Michael describes the wonderful Lincoln Museum and disagrees with Reese Witherspoon about movies.  (She's not a guest.) 

In this 80th episode, Michael touts the benefits of parenthood specifically in taking a trip to Chuckee Cheese with his son.

In this 79th episode, Michael delves into topics like health teachers and arm wrestling his 6 year old.

In parts of this 78th episode, Michael talks about being able to detect AI images.

Near the middle of this 77th episode, Michael makes a case for living a life with no technology invented after 2005, except for like medical stuff.

In the middle of this 76th episode, Michael details the events surrounding the disappearance and finding of his son's favorite stuffed animal Floppy.

Michael explores why he recently considered going to med school. 

In the middle of this 74th episode, Michael talks about love.

In this 73rd episode, Michael podcasts from Las Vegas and gets into his allergy relationship history and answers more viewer questions about stand-up comedy.

Hey everybody, this episode is about my favorite and least favorite vacation. The main part about it is in the middle of the episode.  

In this 71st episode, Michael looks back on his childhood baseball career.  Also, near the end of the episode he gets into his recent experience reading the children's book What Kind of Pet Should We Get?

In this 70th episode, Michael has a special guest--a random spider that walked onto his podcast recording set.