All Episodes
I Just Got My Kid To Sleep — 119 episodes
Episode 119: Bring Your Child to Work Day
Episode 118: Toy Stories
Episode 117: Day 2 of Summer Vacation
Episode 116: Last Day of Freedom I Mean My Kid's School Year
Episode 115: Mr. Dad
Episode 114: California Adventures
Episode 113: The Pizza Fiasco of 1986
Episode 112: I Love Pixar
Episode 111: We'll Miss You, Spirit Airlines
Episode 110: How to Fall Asleep on a Plane
Episode 109: Walking to School
Episode 108: 2 Playgrounds
Episode 107: Happy Easter
Episode 106: Spring Breeaaaaaak
Episode 105: Learning to Write
Episode 104: Taking Kids to Church
Episode 103: Fear
Episode 102: Do Nothing
Episode 101: Quality Time
Episode 100: Presidents' Day Episode
Episode 99: Super Bowl Sunday
Episode 98: The History of Cool
Episode 97: Core Dessert Memories
Episode 96: Don't Tell My Kid What To Do
Episode 95: How to Blow Your Nose
Episode 94: Holiday Parties
Episode 93: My All-Time Favorite Vending Machines
Episode 92: Giving Is Better Than Receiving
Episode 91: Chuckee Cheese Birthday Party Hack
Episode 90: It’s So Easy
Episode 89: President Dad
Episode 88: Why Castlevania 2 is Great for Kids
Episode 87: Pre-dad Life
Episode 86: Halloween, Part 1--Pre-Halloween
Episode 85: Michael's Best Man
Episode 84: Michael Returns from Covid and Picture Day Tips
Episode 83: Michael Gets Covid
Episode 82: Coaches Pitch
Episode 81: The Lincoln Museum
Episode 80: Chuckee Cheese
Episode 79: Clock Watching
Episode 78: AI
Episode 77: 90's Amish
Episode 76: Finding Floppy
Episode 75: Med School
Episode 74: Love
Episode 73: Live from Las Vegas
Episode 72: Vacations
Episode 71: Baseball All-Stars
Episode 70: There's a Spider in My Bathroom
Episode 69: Internet Dating
Episode 68: About Being a Stand-up Comedian
Episode 67: Father's Day -- A Review
Episode 66: Summertime Bedtimes
Episode 65: Jansport Backpacks
Episode 64: Doing Fun Things Just For Yourself
Episode 63: The Monster at the End of This Book -- A Review
Episode 62: Picking Up Kids Early From School
Episode 61: Teaching Jack to Cook
Episode 60: Movie Theater Slushie Sizes Are Way Too Big For Kids
Episode 59: I Don't Own a Bed Frame
Episode 58: Learning How to Read
Episode 57: The Trader Joe's Mini Tote
Episode 56: Michael "Fix-a-Flat" Palascak
Episode 55: Being a Parent of a 6-Year-Old is Really Paying Off
Episode 54: Controversy
Episode 53: The Time Change
One Year Anniversary
Episode 51: Outside Voices
The 50th Anniversary of the 1st Episode (Episode 50)
Episode 49: Not a Sponsor
Episode 48: Baby Seals Being Born
Episode 47: Buying Soap
Episode 46: Drink Coke
Episode 45: Mostly About the Fire
Episode 44: Let Your Kid Cry
Episode 43: The Day Before Christmas
Episode 42: I Sing Parts of Christmas Carols
Episode 41: Getting Ready for Christmas
Episode 40: All About Cake
Episode 39: Jack Is Almost 6 Years Old
Episode 38: This One Has A Theme Song For When There's A Lesson
Episode 37: Mario Falls Off A Cliff All The Time and Smiles About It
Episode 36: I Talk A Lot About Jet's Pizza Near The End
Episode 35: Traveling With Family
Episode 34: I Need You To Fix My Garmin
Episode 33: Getting To Go On Other People's Property Legally (Trick-or-Treating)
Episode 32: Getting Your Kid To Sleep After Disneyland
Episode 31: Jack's Bedtime Routine
Episode 30: Dear Tooth Fairy
Episode 29: The Great Alaskan Adventure
Episode 28: How Parenting Prevents Depression
Episode 27: Let Me Know In The Comments
Episode 26: It Doesn't Go By Too Fast
Episode 25: Traveling With A Child--Airplane Activities
Episode 24: Live From The Broom Closet
Episode 23: The GOAT Episode
Episode 22: When My Son Hangs Up On Me
Episode 21: This Is Dinner
Episode 20: The 50th Wedding Anniversary Episode
Episode 19: Googling Sleep Deprivation
Episode 18: Saying "I'm Proud Of You" and Lying As An Adult
Episode 17: The Playground I've Never Seen
Episode 16: Road Dad and The Sleepy Fireman
Episode 15: Candy For Breakfast
Episode 14: My Tonight Show Debut / Loose Ends
Episode 13: It Gets Better Near The End
Episode 12: Canceling Old Maid
Episode 11: Watching Goodfellas with My Mom
Episode 10: Finding Wesley The Tiger
The 9th Episode -- Parental Expectations Of Preschool Performances and Slushy Spoons
Episode 8: Nap Hacks and Toddler Sports
A Very Special 7th Episode: Not Directly Murdering Spiders
Why I Love Flight Delays
I Got Jack To Sleep Early!
Peppa Pig, Turning 21, and My Cool Aunt
The Very Third Episode
The Very Second Episode
The Very First Episode