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Inglorious Bards
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Untold adventures still await you! Listen to the Inglorious Bards battle strange beats, thwart evil plans, solve mysterious mysteries, and do something with vegetables that will make your grandpa cry. ... I’m talking about chopping onions. The Inglorious Bards!
Episodes
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Season 6 Episode 88: Wraith to the Portal
The Guardians ignore the Golden Rule: Never Split the Party. Instead of reaching the Plane of Water, Sabyne and Ansgar are thrown wildly off course, Now, they are left stranded in a sea of stars, staring down their imminent doom.
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Season 6 Episode 87: Fawn Fondue
In the wake of their battle against the great dragons, the Guardians of Verenn press on in their search for a path to Sharemordren. But no matter how driven they may be, the world has a way of demanding their attention, and the journey ahead is anything but straightforward.
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Season 6 Episode 86: Dragon Trees
Sabynne has become the true Warden of the Taladien Forest. The Void has been driven from the world. The heroes should be celebrating. Instead, wounded and weary, they stand before an ancient threat. The dragons have chosen this moment to act, just as destiny foretold.
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Season 6 Episode 85: Swamp Cops
The search for the ancient Undertree leads the Guardians to a difficult choice. As dragons stalk the corrupted depths of Taladien Forest, Galen is separated from the group and left to face the wilderness alone. Convinced she knows the right path, Sabynne makes a crucial decision that comes with...
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Season 6 Episode 84: Lord Insgar
The Guardians plunge themselves deeper and deeper into the corrupted Taladien Forest, only to find themselves in the Belly of the Beast.
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Season 6 Episode 83: Resting Death Face
Drawn back to the Taladien Forest, Sabynne must answer for the lives she left behind when she abandoned the druids in their darkest hour. Self-proclaimed cultists of Sheremordren move to end the Six forever, but Ansgar and Galen prove with certainty that looks can kill.
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Season 6 Episode 82: The Ship Goes Down with the Captain
The Wake, an airship of unknown origin and impossible magic, carried the Guardians through countless adventures before meeting its end in Kanebren. When the elementals imprisoned within its engine finally break free, they unleash years of rage in a storm of destruction. They want no ransom, no...
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Season 6, Episode 81: One Hell of a Hallway
Smooth-talking scoundrel Jace Lawson has a foolproof plan to escape the Oubliette: break into the hangar, get to his shuttles, and leave everyone else wondering how he pulled it off. The only complication is surviving long enough to get there. Fortunately, the Guardians bring all the muscle and...
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Season 6 Episode 80: Keeping Promises
The Guardians are sentenced to life in the Oubliette's dungeons. But when a mysterious benefactor offers Sabynne a perilous quest for their freedom, the promise feels too good to be true...and too dangerous to trust.
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Season 6 Episode 79: The Oubliette
Ripped out of their reality, the Guardians find themselves bound as slaves and forced to kill for the entertainment of thousands of spectators from across the Planes, or die trying.
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Season 6 Episode 78: Sunrise, Sunset
Calienvaroe is held captive by dragons and drake in a tall, ruined tower of an ancient fortress. Sabynne and Vessel attempt to rescue her without alerting the Drakes. Luminara's visions of the future predict that countless lives will be lost if they do not succeed. Zaldor makes a plan for escape…
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Season 6 Episode 77: Plan in Ruins
The Guardians fight a horde of Dragons to the death with the help of Luminara, an ancient Omen dragon and ally from their past. But Luminara did not arrive by chance; she is here for a greater purpose and requires the aid of the heroes if she hopes to succeed.
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Season 6 Episode 76: Thrake and the Drakes
The Guardians achieve the impossible, recovering an ancient relic powerful enough to kill dragons. They set out to use it to rescue the captured Calienvaroe, but the dragons have plans of their own: hunt down and destroy every hero before the weapon can ever be used.
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Season 6 Episode 76 Recap
Recap of episodes 71-75
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S6E75: Cheloran Water Park
Ruins of ancient civilizations are filled with uncounted dangers, spoken of only in legend. When the Guardians seek a world‑saving relic within a millennia‑old Cheloran stronghold, they soon encounter the devastating defenses the Chelorans left behind, and realize with horror that they were...
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S6E74: When One Door Closes, a Portal Opens
After Rook fulfills his contract, Sharemordren deals a devastating blow to the Guardians. As they reel from the loss, a glimmer of hope arrives: a message from a long-lost friend, brought to them by an unexpected ally.
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S6E73 "The Cost of a Life"
Despite their many achievements and immense strength, the Shields of Calaviaire are swiftly humbled when they come face to face with an ancient dragon. Zaldor moves to punish Stevel for his foolishness, while Jericho sends Galen to an alternate dimension for a brief but pointed “time out.” When…
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S6E72 "A Bridge too Far"
Reluctant and weary, Hemlock guides the Guardians back through the searing heat of the Magma Gauntlet with Shilara’s grudging assistance. Meanwhile, Jericho learns that the enemy of his enemy might just be a friend—for a price.
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S6E71 "The Stowaway"
Lead Wizard Mallbeck’s search for the cause of reality’s unraveling goes wrong when he accidentally creates an extraplanar bomb capable of obliterating Navarre. Jericho and Hemlock risk their lives to disarm it. Zaldor completes a months-long side quest that ends up breaking Jericho's heart, and...
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S6E70 "Doom, Chaos, and Other Magic Items"
Lord Ansgar Icebeard has been called a patient dwarf—but he does not like to repeat himself. When Headmaster Videl finally acquiesces and grants the heroes passage into the basement of the Luminae Academy, Ansgar learns a difficult lesson: one must be careful what they wish for.
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S6E69 "Council of Fools"
The moment the Guardians broke free of Xecsa, they were summoned to the Luminae Academy for an emergency meeting of the High Council. Calienvaroe was nowhere to be found—but in her place sat an uninvited stranger, one who made it unmistakably clear just how dire their situation had become.
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S6E68 "Escape from New Xecsa"
The Guardians reach the top of Vlesarra Technology and find Crystal Bell, the CEO and keeper of the location of the Key. The moment she leaves with them, Arc Sec 1 surges after them in a storm of chrome and gunfire, and a tireless hunter plans his attack.
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S6E67 "Between 2 Walls"
Vlassera Industries Headquarters is a beautiful monument of glass and steel. A hundred of feet above ground in the glimmering tower, 6 Neon clad heroes blast their way through security forces and titanium armored robots. They haphazardly smash through glass walls, fire a blaze of bullets, and…
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S6 Episode 67 Recap
The season is recapped.
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S6E66 "Slap Jack Scrap Tack"
The Krunk convinces Mac to start repairs on The Wake. The Heroes explore the army base, one of them becomes a cult leader, one of them tries a hand at genocide. Then they head to Vlassara Industries to track down The Crystalline Bell.
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S6E65 "Hijack, Byejack"
The Heroes clear out the remaining Arc Sec guards and go on a search for something they lost in the transition to New Xecsa.
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S6E64 "New Xecsa"
Transported through time and reality, the Shields crash onto cement streets beneath towering metal skyscrapers, neon lights strobing, and ads erupting every few seconds. The city hums with dangerous locals and traps around every corner. Above them, a menacing flying fortress hunts for the...
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S6E3 "Potato Criticism"
The Wake barely crawls into Port Heath, a skeletal town clinging to the ruins of a fallen city. After hasty, inadequate repairs, Zaldor drives the ship straight into a raging magical thunderstorm that is a lethal barrier guarding Xecsa—a realm whose secrets are even deadlier than its storms.
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S6E62 "Old Friends, New Faces"
Chilloran magic is ancient, powerful, and difficult - like trying to read a cookbook written by a thunderstorm. The Shields of Calaviarre quickly discover that dabbling in it is less “mystical adventure” and more “near-death experience.” Galen makes a choice that changes two lives forever, and…
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S6E61 "Gnome Grndr"
Vessel was created over 4,000 years ago to be a servant and support for the Chilorans. Today, he is once again fulfilling his directive deep in the vaults—this time for a very different group of people. Vessel will lead these adventurers through the underground labyrinth and warn them of dangers...
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S6 Episode 60 Recap
We recap the last 5 episodes.
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S6E60 "Prepare for Combat"
Driven by a directive given millennia ago, Vessel leads the heroes into a labyrinth full of traps and trials that test their courage, fortitude, and intellect against the riddles of the Ancient Chiloran. But even if they survive the traps, they must still face the Hulking Automatons that await…
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S6E59 "Vault Dweller"
Galen gets a break in his quest for Vedenite, and the group decides to cross an ocean beneath the mountain to reach it. Zaldor faces reprimand in his role as a Wizard of Selection, and Goli is dragged into an unexpected reunion.
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S6E58 "Ore Penance"
After enduring a brutal aerial onslaught of dragons, the battered Wake limps toward the legendary dwarven city of Shadow Hall. There, Lord Ansgar is hailed as a hero, while Goli faces consequences of choices he made in his previous life.
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S6E57 "Thunder of Dragons"
The Wake and her crew barely escape the Iron Fortress, though the airship is left badly damaged. With no skilled craftsmen in Kanebren to make the magical repairs she needs, the crew sets their course for Shadow Hall, hoping to avoid trouble along the way. Jericho is reunited with a long-lost...
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S6E56 "Rudimentary Magics"
The Iron Fortress powers on once more. Its systems groan awake waiting for their next command. Corridors glow with a cold light that reveals dangers previously concealed in the darkness. The archives reconnect to their databanks, exhuming secrets that were never meant to be discovered, and many...
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S6 Episodes 1-55 Recap
Jeremy recaps us up to date.
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S6E55 "Breadcrumbs"
Hugo holds up his end of the bargain, even as his thirst for revenge against the Guardians burns within him. Room after room unfolds before them, each passage leading deeper into the heart of the decaying ship. At last, they discover the means to awaken the Iron Fortress—and with it, all of its...
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S6E54 "Blood and Rust"
Warily following their new guide deeper and deeper into the bowels of the Iron Fortress, the Guardians are forced to confront the horrors of what the Legion has done—and continues to do—to the people of Calaviare.
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S6E53 "Insufficient Power"
Sharemordren's last know location, The Iron Fortress, rapidly decays much faster than time requires on the outskirts of Kanebren. As the Guardians descend into it to look for clues, they find that this rusting city is filled with unknown magic, otherworldly monsters, and some unexpected help.
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S6E52 "What Was and What Will Be"
After overcoming their most formidable enemy, the Guardians are invited to stay in Kanebren and help rebuild. But just as things begin to settle, an old acquaintance resurfaces with a different agenda—with all of Verenn in the balance.
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S6E51 "The Battle for Kanebren"
Sent away from their beloved home by Lady Morrowind on a desperate quest for survival, Lord Ansgar and Goli have fulfilled every task laid before them. They sought out legendary heroes, recovered long-lost magical relics, and returned to Kanebren—bloodied, but alive. All of it, for one purpose…
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S6 Episodes 1-50 Recap
Jeremy recaps the season up until NOW.
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S6E50 "How to Kill Your Dragon"
With the power of Osgaren and the keys to the Crystal Towers, the Guardians set out to infiltrate the ruined city of Kanebren. Deep within its crumbling walls waits Baelrock, the Underdragon. Any chance of defeating him will take strategy, courage—and more luck than anyone’s willing to admit.
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S6E49 "First Impressions"
Ansgar believes the fabled Protector of Calaviare holds the keys to saving Kanebren, but the Protector vanished into a town no map remembers. If they do find him, will he answer the call… or remain a ghost of the past?
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S6E48 "Kords of Fate"
After solving centuries old puzzles to reclaim the legendary Rune of Osgaren, the crew of the Wake must still face a monstrous danger in a massive cavern far below a mountain before they can call it their own. But even if they succeed, they will confront an even more powerful and enigmatic foe.
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S6E47 "Follow Your Nose"
The Source pulses through Goli, whispering secrets and granting hidden knowledge that draws him toward a mysterious, powerful artifact. Guided by the Source, Goli begrudgingly leads the crew of The Wake into an ancient, long-undisturbed fortress, but to the others, nothing makes sense—and their...
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S6E46 "The SOURCE SOUrce source source...
The bumbling new captain and untrained crew of The Wake follow Goli’s questionable sense of direction in search of people who supposedly know how to slay a dragon. Galen gets recognized from a past life, and Zaldor, in a bold display of poor judgment, nearly dies by hugging.
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Untold adventures still await you! Listen to the Inglorious Bards battle strange beats, thwart evil plans, solve mysterious mysteries, and do something with vegetables that will make your grandpa cry. ... I’m talking about chopping onions. The Inglorious Bards!
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