Episodes
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EP 497: Applesauce Penguin, Brother
This week, Robert Pattinson's suprise screen test for James Bond, Netflix orders two seasons of the animated adaptation of Midnight Sun, and Bonnie makes an important choice in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S8:E4 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our...
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EP 496: Steven Soderbergh's Bat Signal
This week, the joys of Maria Bamford and Tarot, Steven Soderbergh steps in to finish The Batman 2, and we get a PhD in hell in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S8:E3 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a...
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EP 495: Robert Pattinson's Zyn Addiction
This week, how nicotine got Robert Pattinson to play Chris Hansen, a Twilight filming location is up for sale, and we get a siren and quotes from The Odyssey in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S8:E2 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 494: The Ghosting Of Stew Stewart
This week, a new vampire show enters the scene, Hunter Schafer teases a vampire A24 film, and we reach the finale of season 7 of The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S8:E1 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a...
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EP 493: Jestermaxxing
This week, production pauses on The Batman 2, a new essay about Twilight and queerness, and the gang tries to pull Bonnie out of a dream in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E22 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon…
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EP 492: Top 10 Ways To Propose To Your Cop Girlfriend
This week, Kristen Stewart reunites with Olivier Assayas, New Moon gets a new fragrance, and Bonnie takes aim at The Armory in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E21 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a...
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EP 491: Homophobic Chicken
This week, Ally voyages into enemy territory, the third Taylor Lautner enters the chat, and Rick and Stefan beef it out over Caroline in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E20 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight...
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EP 490: Situationship Hell
This week, a good show about bad things, the value of robot vacuums, and Bonnie has plans to break out in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E19 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a fanfiction, a...
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EP 489: Not My Bella
This week, the magic of baseball and slow mornings, a new deluxe edition of Eclipse with questionable art, and Paul is back playing a guy who isn't Stefan in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E18 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 488: Ian Somerhalder's AI Slop Grift
This week, Primetime premieres in Venice, Ian Somerhalder is selling $80 daylight rings with a gross AI-generated website, and Stefan has a sinister vacation energy in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E17 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our…
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EP 487: The Ballad Of Girl Cop
This week, Chris Hansen threatens legal action against Primetime, Penn Badgley joins a murder mystery show, and Bonnie has a heartbreaking conversation with Damon in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E16 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 486: Toxic Polycule Hierarchy
This week, Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat make the rounds for The Wrong Girls, and worlds collide in New Orleans for a The Originals crossover in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E15 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 485: How Do You Do, Fellow Lesbians?
This week, Nina Dobrev on Project Runway, Kristen Stewart has fun on The Wrong Girls press tour, and an emergency c-section haunts The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E14 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us…
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EP 484: We're Gonna Be Bigger Than Lost
This week, we discuss the new Primetime trailer and Damon goes full Fight Club in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E13 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a fanfiction, a Twilight/TVD backstory, etc:...
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EP 483: Invoicing Noah Kahan For Therapy
This week, Robert Pattinson's Primetime gets a release date, Suki Waterhouse hasn't seen Twilight, and Mystic Falls gets taken over in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E12 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight…
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EP 482: PTSD Puppet Show
This week, a new Twilight jewelry line, Matt Damon out-freaks Robert Pattinson, and we suffer through a Groundhog Day nightmare in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E11 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us…
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EP 481: Bruce Almighty Jump Scare
This week, Kristen Stewart's new stoner comedy, Penn Badgley's new office thriller, and Damon gets a ridiculous reindeer mug in a Christmas episode of The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E10 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 480: I Draw The Line At Immaculate Conception
This week, the concept of hitting the bricks, pure of heart pranks with your bros, and a gay proposal goes haywire in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E9 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a fanfiction…
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EP 479: Recession Indicator Final Boss
This week, an investigative documentary that goes haywire, the childlike wonder of summer fruits, and kid Damon befriends a turkey in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E8 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send…
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EP 478: This Should've Been Mpreg
This week, an all-trans reading of Twilight for charity, and we clock in for another shift at the pissing us off factory in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E7 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a...
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EP 477: I Have To Go Be Nosy On The Internet
This week, a game show about judging people's rooms, a powerful anti-AI manifesto, and the gang open's up Pandora's stone in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E6 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight Send us a...
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EP 476: Happy Pride To Closeted Wine Guys
This week, The Vampire Lestat concert at Beacon Hall, E.L James is back with a YA fantasy novel, and the gang spends Halloween bringing people back from the dead in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E5 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 475: A New Robert Pattinson Voice Has Hit The Airwaves
This week, Hacks highlights the emotional power of the club, Robert Pattinson channels Chris Hansen, and everyone keeps reading Stefan's diary in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E4 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 474: The Batsuit Should Have Assless Chaps
This week, Kristen Stewart's new film at Cannes, The Vampire Lestat gets a Schitt's Creek casting, and Caroline runs a local news station like the navy in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E3 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 473: Alternate Universe Panic Room
This week, Hayden Panettiere almost had Kristen Stewart's role in Panic Room, Flesh of the Gods goes into production, and the heretics take over the Salvatore mansion in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E2 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our…
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EP 472: The Odyssey, Boston Edition
This week, Robert Pattinson says "daddy" in The Odyssey trailer, Kristen Stewart becomes an executive producer for Barbara Forever, and we say goodbye to Elena in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S7:E1 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 471: Min-Maxxing Fraud
This week, Ally dyes her hair, Cody catches up on The Comeback, Ian Somerhalder reveals he was in "8-figure" debt, and a wedding doesn't go according to plan in the penultimate episode of The Vampire Diaries S6! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E22 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly...
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EP 470: Elena Gilbert Is An Eggplant Girl
This week, Julio Torres' new special, guys who jump off of mountains instead of going to therapy, a new casting update for The Batman, and Elena gets her (sepia-tinted) memories back in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E21 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout...
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EP 469: The Bob Ross Of Bowling
This week, three Robert Pattinsons star in a beer commercial, Jamie Dornan joins The Lord of the Rings universe, and Damon continues to avoid the cure and its consequences in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E20 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our...
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EP 468: Robert Pattinson's High-Velocity Somersaults
This week, Caroline Forbes marries Coach Ben, Robert Pattinson talks about movies while making cocktails, and mommy issues take center stage in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E19 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 467: Let Go Of This One-Sided Feud, Brother
This week, some wonderful instances of collective effervescence, Wagner Moura replaces Oscar Isaac in Flesh of the Gods, and Stefan tries to get Caroline to let loose with her humanity off in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E18 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly...
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EP 466: A Third Taylor Lautner Has Entered The Villa
This week, Robert Pattinson calls "Team Jacob" a marketing stunt, Taylor Lautner is going to be a dad, and Caroline turns her humanity off in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E17 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 465: So There's This Load Bearing Wall You Shouldn't Have Removed
This week, Kristen Stewart transforms into Sally Ride, Robert Pattinson goes blonde for Dune 3, and Bonnie makes her triumphant return to Mystic Falls in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E16 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 464: Copaganda Final Boss
This week, the thoughtful art of interviewing, a Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley reunion, and a weird end to Liz's story and a new begining for Jeremy in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E15 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 463: Resident Of Bad Time Town
This week, Scentbird teases a Twilight line of fragrances, you can get married in Vegas for The Drama, and the showrunners torture Bonnie on her birthday in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E14 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 462: Lestat's iPad
This week, Paul Wesley joins The Buccaneers, Interview with the Vampire Season 3 gets a new teaser, and the merge goes terribly wrong in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E13 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight...
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EP 461: Rob Brings Back The Bob
This week, Ally revels in Alyssa Liu's gold medal performance, Cody remembers Frederick Wiseman, Robert Pattinson and Zendaya channel Baby Jane in Interview Magazine, and Kai has a severe case of yapping disease in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E12 Get TWO bonus episodes...
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EP 460: America's Next Top Twin
This week, Ally passes on her saturn return to Cody, Interview with the Vampire teases The Vampire Lestat, Christina Perri gives a tribute to Twilight on The Masked Singer, and we get a very sad Christmas episode in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E11 Get TWO bonus episodes...
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EP 459: Can Kristen Stewart Save Cinema?
This week, Ally reports live from the Winter Olympics, Kristen Stewart buys a movie theater, and Jo keeps her weed in her underwear drawer in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E10 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 458: The Evil Bisexual Canon
This week, appropriating the vibes of the Amish, the definitive list of evil bisexuals in media, and the gang celebrates Thanksgiving by pitting twins against one another in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E09 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our...
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EP 457: The Vampire Diaries Goes Vanderpump Rules
This week, Robert Pattinson reaches flow state making beats in his The Batman costume, a new Twilight makeup collection is released, and Tyler has a Vanderpump Rules side quest in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E08 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on...
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EP 456: Please Stop Being Nostalgic For 2016
This week, the horrors of romanticizing 2016, Robert Pattinson's secret cameo in Marty Supreme, and big decisions continue to be made too late in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E07 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 455: Neurodivergent Summit
This week, we revel in the joys of The Traitors mixed and the horrors of Members Only: Palm Beach, Kristen Stewart whacks Jesse Eisenberg for watching The Chronology of Water on his laptop, and Bonnie continues to be the ultimate sacrifice in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries...
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EP 454: Therapy Is The Stage
This week, the comforts of RuPaul's Drag Race and Sid Meier's Civilization and the horrors of Elena and Stefan's attempts at improv in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E05 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon: patreon.com/intothetwilight…
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EP 453: Woke Is Back
This week, Heated Rivalry gives us permission to fujo out and we imagine how much more of a nightmare Stefan would be if he had an Instagram account in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E04 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 452: Red Leather, Yellow Ledbetter
This week, Kristen Stewart combats the "method acting" myth, Zendaya and Robert Pattinson tease "The Drama," and we continue to see the effects of shoving down your trauma in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E03 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our...
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BONUS EPISODE: Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein
This week, we have a special bonus episode from our Patreon discussing Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. We'll be back with our normal schedule of The Vampire Diaries next week! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E02 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 451: Canonizing My Delusions
This week, the horrors of The Real Housewives of Vancouver, Kristen Stewart goes long on The Chronology of Water, and the Bonnie and Damon truthers might be onto something in the season 6 premiere of The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E02 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a...
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EP 450: The Midnight Barber
This week, Cody watches Now You See Me for the first time, Ally loves a Hunger Games parody, and the other side comes crumbling down in the season 5 finale of The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S6:E01 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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EP 449: Vampires Don't Go To Therapy
This week, Robert Pattinson boasts weird bangs in a new photo for The Odyssey, Nina Dobrev stars in a new show, and Stefan goes to the other side in The Vampire Diaries! Next week: The Vampire Diaries S5:E22 Get TWO bonus episodes per month and a weekly shout out on our Patreon:...
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The longest-running Twilight podcast, unfortunately. Hosted by Cody Corrall (he/they) and Alexandria Taylor (she/her). Welcome to your new personal hell.
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