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Into the Twilight — 492 episodes
EP 485: How Do You Do, Fellow Lesbians?
EP 484: We're Gonna Be Bigger Than Lost
EP 483: Invoicing Noah Kahan For Therapy
EP 482: PTSD Puppet Show
EP 481: Bruce Almighty Jump Scare
EP 480: I Draw The Line At Immaculate Conception
EP 479: Recession Indicator Final Boss
EP 478: This Should've Been Mpreg
EP 477: I Have To Go Be Nosy On The Internet
EP 476: Happy Pride To Closeted Wine Guys
EP 475: A New Robert Pattinson Voice Has Hit The Airwaves
EP 474: The Batsuit Should Have Assless Chaps
EP 473: Alternate Universe Panic Room
EP 472: The Odyssey, Boston Edition
EP 471: Min-Maxxing Fraud
EP 470: Elena Gilbert Is An Eggplant Girl
EP 469: The Bob Ross Of Bowling
EP 468: Robert Pattinson's High-Velocity Somersaults
EP 467: Let Go Of This One-Sided Feud, Brother
EP 466: A Third Taylor Lautner Has Entered The Villa
EP 465: So There's This Load Bearing Wall You Shouldn't Have Removed
EP 464: Copaganda Final Boss
EP 463: Resident Of Bad Time Town
EP 462: Lestat's iPad
EP 461: Rob Brings Back The Bob
EP 460: America's Next Top Twin
EP 459: Can Kristen Stewart Save Cinema?
EP 458: The Evil Bisexual Canon
EP 457: The Vampire Diaries Goes Vanderpump Rules
EP 456: Please Stop Being Nostalgic For 2016
EP 455: Neurodivergent Summit
EP 454: Therapy Is The Stage
EP 453: Woke Is Back
EP 452: Red Leather, Yellow Ledbetter
BONUS EPISODE: Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein
EP 451: Canonizing My Delusions
EP 450: The Midnight Barber
EP 449: Vampires Don't Go To Therapy
EP 448: Damon's Gaggle Of Ghost Boyfriends
EP 447: Robert Pattinson Is Gen-Z
EP 446: Renesmee Is All Grown Up
EP 445: Robert Pattinson Ate Out Of Jennifer Lawrence's Trash
EP 444: Stop Trying To Make "Steroline" Happen
EP 443: Lil Miss Witch
EP 442: No Thoughts, Just Twilight Crocs
EP 441: Long Live The Cheatmance
EP 440: The 150 Year-Long Situationship
EP 439: Stephenie Meyer's Rosalie Cosplay
EP 438: Elena Gilbert, Book Burner
EP 437: Hot DEVO Fall
EP 436: New Bob, Who This?
EP 435: The Ship That Launched A Thousand Doppelgängers
EP 434: Nina Dobrev's Flop Era?
EP 433: Caroline's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Freshman Year
EP 432: The Lena Dunham Power Hour
EP 431: Stefan's Homophobic Era
EP 430: I'm The Freaking Moonstone
EP 429: The Queer Ultimatum Spotify Scandal
EP 428: Breaking Brad
EP 427: I'm 17 And AFRAID Of Labubu
EP 426: PTSDTF
EP 425: Vampire/Werewolf Punnet Square
EP 424: You Wouldn't Download A Gay
EP 423: My Sweet Vampire Lavender Marriage
EP 422: Historically Accurate Bump-It
EP 421: Central Time Is Now God's Time
EP 420: Make A List Or A Casserole
EP 419: Well, That Hashtag Aged Poorly
EP 418: Vampire Sunscreen
EP 417: Miss Dick Falls
EP 416: I Don't Take Orders From You, Dick
EP 415: Evanescence Magic
EP 414: Snow White Revisionist History
EP 413: Gabby Windey Will Heal America
EP 412: Hot Ones Unemployment Convention
EP 411: Creepy Until Proven Otherwise
EP 410: The Tattoo That Makes You A Vampire Hunter
EP 409: Taylor Lautner, Werewolf Hunter
EP 408: Legally ADHD
EP 407: The RPatz "Seal Diet"
EP 406: Robert Pattinson's Aegyo Timeline Cleanse
EP 405: Kristen Stewart Pop Star Era?
EP 404: A Day Without A Vampire
EP 403: The Apple's Rotten Right To The Core
BONUS EPISODE: Interview With The Vampire Season 2
EP 402: Team Edward Or Team Nosferatu?
EP 401: Kristen Stewart "Doubles Down" On "Pantless Trend"
EP 400: Is Robert Pattinson The Last True Movie Star?
EP 399: New Gilbert Just Dropped
EP 398: Damon Has A Mom Kink
EP 397: Assigned Horse Girl At Birth
EP 396: Ron's Been Splinched!!!
EP 395: Stop Traumatizing Bonnie Challenge (Impossible)
EP 394: Please Log Off, Jackson Rathbone
EP 393: Robert Pattinson Goes Peppa Pig
EP 392: The Mist That Makes You Old
EP 391: Family Day At The Vampire Rehab
EP 390: Unfinished Business
EP 389: Robert Pattinson Is Having Fun Again
EP 388: Maybe Hell Yeah Will Be Our Always
EP 387: Midnight Sun Animated Series Tonight, Queen?
EP 386: The Scariest Twilight Cover Ever Made
EP 385: Let's Not Do Vampire Fascism, Actually
EP 384: Stone Fruit Summer
EP 383: Everybody's Talking About Raygun
EP 382: Weaponized Skinny Love
EP 381: Elena Gets the Bite
EP 380: That Time Glen Powell Dated Nina Dobrev
EP 379: Save Me, Denzel Washington in Gladiator II
EP 378: Al Pacino Should Play Dungeons & Dragons
EP 377: Caroline's Lizzie McGuire Moment
EP 376: The Let It Linger Community
EP 375: Damon Salvatore's Bisexual Era
EP 374: Oops! All Brat
EP 373: Real Fruity Just Like You Asked For
EP 372: Vampire Barbie
EP 371: Welcome to Jackass, I'm Turning into a Werewolf
EP 370: Getting Cheetos From Tatiana Maslany
EP 369: Kristen Stewart's Return to Vampire Cinema
EP 368: Don't Sneak up on a Witch, Bitch
EP 367: Is Karma in the Room With Us Right Now?
EP 366: Mommy Issue City
EP 365: Pattinson, Pattindaughter, Pattinchild
EP 364: Friends Don't Let Friends Kill Your Brother
EP 363: Drinking a Blood Bag Like a Capri Sun
EP 362: Make the Twilight Show an Anime
EP 361: Victim of Farmville
EP 360: Pokémon Go to the Podcast
EP 359: Kristen Stewart Testosterone Era
EP 358: Put Theresa Caputo in the Sphere Ft. Payton Mitchell
EP 357: Receipts, Proof, Timelines, Screenshots
EP 356: Mandy Patinkin Squad
EP 355: The Blood of Paula Abdul
EP 354: Twilight "Is Such a Gay Movie"
EP 353: Tales From the Vampire Crypt
EP 352: Vampires Would Have a 100 Year Feud Before Going to Therapy
EP 351: What If We Kissed At The Lego Cullen House
EP 350: Manic Pixie Homeschool Girl
EP 349: Love Lies Bleeding Go Straight to Horny Jail
EP 348: The CW Duo to Alcohol Brand Industrial Complex
EP 347: Robert Pattinson Is Going to Be a Dad
EP 346: He Was in the Amazon With My Mom When She Was Researching Spiders, Right Before She Died
EP 345: Damon's Dances ft. Ivana Rihter
EP 344: Lightning McQueen vs. Edward Cullen
EP 343: Sofia Coppola's Breaking Dawn Part 2
EP 342: Logging Off is Underrated ft. Elly Belle
EP 341: Respirator, Lighter, Garlic
EP 340: Less Debt, More Theater
EP 339: Jeff Bridges Can Get It (Bad Times at the El Royale Review)
EP 338: Summer Job Trauma ft. Bailey Herde (Adventureland Review)
EP 337: America's Next Top Mommy ft. Alma Avalle (The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl Review)
EP 336: Patron Saints of Delulu ft. Allison Picurro (The King Review)
EP 335: Aca-Scuse Me? ft. Zia Thompson (Pitch Perfect Review)
EP 334: My Inner Goddess Wants Ice Cream ft. Megan Kirby (Panic Room Review)
EP 333: Rob's Big Sock Heist
EP 332: The End of the Bond Babes
EP 331: In My Tamagotchi Era
EP 330: Robert "Oppenheimer" Pattinson
EP 329: We Almost Lost AO3
EP 328: Taylor Lautner Goes to the Eras Tour
EP 327: Three Royal Vampires in a Trench Coat
EP 326: Yassified Furby
EP 325: Spirit on Spirit Crime
EP 324: Robert Pattinson X Taylor Swift???
EP 323: I'm A Barbie Girl
EP 322: The Father Son And Holy Spirit of Crimes
EP 321: Library Card of Pain
EP 320: Sorry to Suki
EP 319: Edward's Dear Friend Turbo
EP 318: Casual Rainbow Rhinestones
EP 317: Shrimp Stewart
EP 316: Birthday Cake Water
EP 315: Forbidden Snacks
EP 314: A Cliffhanger For The Ages
EP 313: Crying In The Club
EP 312: Chaos! At The Vampire Council
EP 311: It's A-Me, Roza
EP 310: Everything Hurts But At Least KStew Has A Mullet
EP 309: Kristen Stewart's Susan Sontag Era
EP 308: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner Talk Taylor Swift
EP 307: Pour One Out For Vampire Academy :(
EP 306: Sudoku Era
EP 305: The Gang Goes To Vegas
EP 304: New Year, New Vampire Fever
EP 303: Defund Paw Patrol
EP 302: I'm at the Combination White Lotus and Vampire Academy
EP 301: Vampire Academy Season 2 Campaign
EP 300: Can You Believe We've Made 300 of These?
EP 299: Oops! All Pain
EP 298: Taylor Lautner^2
BONUS EPISODE: Adam Sandler Smiles ft. Taylor Brown (Home Team Review)
EP 297: Ugh, Adrian Is Cute
EP 296: I'm Coming Back For You, Baby
EP 295: A Spoonful of Slay
EP 294: Zillow Wrapped
EP 293: Dimitri Thirst Traps
EP 292: The 2010s Are Back, Baby
EP 291: Henry Golding Dirtbag Era ft. Nicole Ackman (Persuasion Review)
EP 290: No Thoughts, Just Egg ft. Bettina Makalintal (Cha Cha Real Smooth Review)
EP 289: The Stolen Hamburger ft. Allison Picurro (New Moon Director's Commentary)
EP 288: She/They Morbius ft. Kelsey Weekman (Morbius Review)
EP 287: Surgery is the New Sex ft. Cassidy Olsen (Crimes of the Future Review)
EP 286: The Body Was Still Warm ft. Abby Monteil (First Kill Review)
EP 285: Mafia Scarf
EP 284: The Edward Cullen Cardboard Cut-Out Heist
EP 283: Doctor Who (Derogatory)
EP 282: One Direction's Vampire Academy
EP 281: Sarah Snook X Snooki
EP 280: Get Your Affairs in Order
EP 279: TFW Your Boyfriend Asks You to Join an Undead Cult
EP 278: The Persuasion Wars
EP 277: Get In, We're Hunting Ghosts with Kristen Stewart
EP 276: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
EP 275: Hot Sicko Summer
EP 274: Return of the Gleeks
EP 273: Is Jeff Probst a Vampire?
EP 272: Buckle Up, Homos
EP 271: The REAL Bella Swan
EP 270: Men Will Literally Blast Ave Maria Instead of Going to Therapy (The Batman Movie Review)
EP 269: I Did Not Sign Up For This Emotionnal Damage
EP 268: Never Been Wrong In His (After) Life
EP 267: Kicking Ass and Getting Laid
EP 266: Smug and Smug Jr.
EP 265: Pete Davidson, Good Time Stan
EP 264: Robert Pattinson, Beyoncé, and Death Grips
EP 263: Fear Tier List
EP 262: More Crimes Against Graphic Design
EP 261: The Vampires Are Unionizing
EP 260: Academy Award Nominee Kristen Stewart
EP 259: Batman Calzone Adventure
EP 258: Taylor Lautner Speaks Out
EP 257: Film Bro Frat House
EP 256: "The Actor From The New Batman"
EP 255: Robert Pattinson Funko Pop
EP 254: Princess Diana Beanie Baby
EP 253: Da Vinci Code for Vampires
EP 252: The Road to the Oscars Begins
EP 251: Stephenie Meyer vs. George Lucas
EP 250: It's Giving Mr. Tumnus
EP 249: RPatz Partying With Jeff Bezos
EP 248: Cheers To Five Years
EP 247: Fruity Diana (Spencer Movie Review)
EP 246: Guy Fieri's Gay Weddings
EP 245: Who is the Hottest Vampire?
EP 244: Kristen Stewart's Joker Era
EP 243: Live Fast, Die Young (Vampire Academy Movie Review)
EP 242: The Dakota Johnson Clutch Conspiracy
EP 241: The Pajama Pants Stay On During Compulsion
EP 240: Ferrero Richelle Mead
EP 239: Kristen Stewart's Met Gala Bangs
EP 238: Bella's Birthday Bash ft. Payton Mitchell (Twilight Commentary Track)
EP 237: Sexy Grimace
EP 236: Vampire Tony Soprano
EP 235: Anonymous Manatee
EP 234: A Horse Named Bella Swan
EP 233: What Does The Fox Say?
EP 232: My Shame
EP 231: Elemental Puberty
EP 230: Gay Vampire School
EP 229: Chicken Soup for the Gabagool (The Birthday Cake Movie Review)
EP 228: Bisexual Couch Nightmares (The Host Movie Review)
EP 227: Share a Coke with Yo-Yo Ma
EP 226: To All The Bastards We've Loved Before
EP 225: Love Rhombus
EP 224: The Taylor Swift Cameo That Wasn't
EP 223: Eggmett
EP 222: Is She...You Know...
EP 221: Getting Matching Tattoos with Jackson Rathbone
EP 220: The Nosferatu Mandela Effect
EP 219: Clare Pattinson Fan Club
EP 218: Bury Me at the Port Angeles Taco Bell
EP 217: Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into a Vampire??
EP 216: A Eulogy For Yahoo Answers
BONUS EPISODE: Jennifer's Body
EP 215: Big Ship Watch 2021
EP 214: One Communal Way-Ho
EP 213: Never Trust a Kyle
EP 212: Embrace the Boohbah
EP 211: Distractingly Trashy
EP 210: What Happened Between Kristen Stewart and Taylor Swift?
EP 209: The Phoebe Bridgers Twilight Industrial Complex
EP 208: Go Straight to UTI Jail
EP 207: Stonks
EP 206: Lime Liar
EP 205: Apocalypse Oyster Crackers
EP 204: Is Vampirism a Pyramid Scheme?
EP 203: Lockdown Baby
EP 202: Pain and Panic
EP 201: Big Suit Rob ft. Meg Cherry (Tenet Movie Review)
EP 200: Haunted Twilight Ornaments ft. Emma Ross
EP 199: Optimus Fine ft. Kyle Green
EP 198: Aubrey Plaza Please Call Us ft. Kylie Sparks (Happiest Season Movie Review)
EP 197: Did Stephenie Meyer Go To College With Napoleon Dynamite? ft. Jay Jaimes
EP 196: #NotMySharkboy ft. Devin Colbert
EP 195: Stressy and Depressy ft. Monica Heard
EP 194: Elon Musk is a Vampire ft. Vivian Vaeth
EP 193: It's The Great Pumkpkin, Tracksuit Rob ft. Emily Wheeler
EP 192: Jason Derulo Just Fell at the Met Gala ft. Meg Lesko
EP 191: Peddling PDFs of Fifty Shades of Grey ft. Emma Carter
EP 190: Pretending to Breathe to Impress the Ladies ft. Jourdain Searles
EP 189: Steph the Soundcloud Rapper ft. Vee Elle from The Olympic Coven
EP 188: This is How You End Up on Dateline ft. Morgan Sung
EP 187: Bella in the Dunes ft. Mia Vicino
EP 186: Taylor "Spicy White" Lautner ft. Shea Vassar
EP 185: Writing Your Number in Marinara ft. Rachel Charlene
EP 184: Twilight Camrip Watch Online Free ft. Ryan Ninesling
EP 183: Isle Esme Isn't Real ft. Abby Monteil
EP 182: Fellas, Is It Gay to Love Your Dad?
EP 181: No Thoughts Head Empty
EP 180: Forks and Recreation ft. Rachel Whitehurst (Twilight in Forks Movie Review)
EP 179: Sharkboy and Lavagirl's Spawn
EP 178: Love's Live Laugh Love Life
EP 177: Murder at the Clown Motel
BONUS EPISODE: What We Do in the Shadows
EP 176: Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm?
EP 175: My Immortal Royal Family
EP 174: The Mothman Can Get It
EP 173: Release the Jamie Lynn Spears Cut
EP 172: Meet Me At Taco Bell
EP 171: Fortnite Cinema
EP 170: Crimes Against Pasta
EP 169: Hungry For Vibes
EP 168: Stephenie Meyer's Return
EP 167: Is Charlie Swan A Republican?
EP 166: Ya Like Jazz?
EP 165: Can You Be A Metaphor Somewhere Else?
EP 164: An Abundance Of Mangos
EP 163: Bimmy Juffett's VargaritaMille
EP 162: Questionable Tramp Stamps
EP 161: Where Were You When Bambi's Mom Died?
EP 160: 2 Popes, 1 Demon Baby
EP 159: Stevie Nicks Loves Twilight
EP 158: Robert Smells Like Crayons
EP 157: Hey There Delilah What's It Like Inside My Prison
EP 156: Be Your Own Himbo
EP 155: I Wolf You
EP 154: Brunch Bros For Life
EP 153: Gay Atlantis ft. Megan Mackay (Underwater Movie Review)
EP 152: When Did Palpatine Fuck?
EP 151: Horny For Dick Wolfe
EP 150: Rascal Rat Boy Joe Goldberg
EP 149: Life Is A Highway ft. Jenni Holtz (Interview With The Vampire Movie Review)
EP 148: Hugh Jackman's Huge Hat ft. Eliot O'Connell (Van Helsing Movie Review)
EP 147: Eat Pray Blood ft. Arielle Jane (Vampires Suck Movie Review)
EP 146: Bad Movies Can Be Really Personal ft. Dilara Elbir (Charlie's Angels Movie Review)
EP 145: Let Robert Pattinson Dance, You Cowards
EP 144: Ice Cream Conspiracy
EP 143: Don't Spill the Beans ft. Luke Hicks (The Lighthouse Movie Review)
EP 142: A Rat Pack Of News
EP 141: Rob, 19. Fashion Icon, James Dean.
EP 140: Rawr XD Myspace Dreams
EP 139: Cody Bought A Stylophone
EP 138: Al Gore's Internet
EP 137: Blessed Twilight Memes
EP 136: Coochie For Your Woes
EP 135: Sheen Beans
EP 134: RPatz Saw a Clown Die
EP 133: An Amuse Bouche Of Blood
EP 132: A Gap Tooth Funeral
EP 131: Please Help Our Sea Dads
EP 130: Ally Doesn't Know Who Tim Curry Is
EP 129: Calcium Realness
EP 128: Sad Girl Summer
Ep 127 Money, Dick, Power, Tacos
EP 126: Don't Open An Urn At IKEA
EP 125: A Single Sweedish Meatball
EP 124: Square Up, Hugh Grant
EP 123: Tetherball Bitch
EP 122: Daddy Issues
EP 121: Pickles and Tits
EP 120: White Guys Have Bad Knees
EP: 119 Nipples Gonna Nipple ft. MermaidRoyal
EP 118: Tumblr Tattoos
EP 117: American Idol Birth Chart
EP 116: Raw Yeehaw Energy
EP 115: Is John Stamos Hot?
EP 114: OK, Foghorn Leghorn
EP 113: A Slippy Inquisition
EP 112: Miss Salinger If Ya Nasty
EP 111: Nickleback Sex Jams
EP 110: Big Vampire Energy
EP 109: Please Don't Mansplain My Sexy Time
EP 108: There's An Embargo On The Booty ft. Jacob Shao (Fifty Shades Freed Movie Review)
EP 107: My Life Is The Oregon Trail
EP 106: Please Don't Take Your Dick Out In The Hospital
EP 105: Flat Stanley's Big Crime
EP 104: Brussel Sprouts Chubby Bunny Challenge
EP 103: Ana is an Instagram Influencer
EP 102: Everyone's Favorite Podcast Game Show
EP 101: Charlie and Carlisle Kissing ASMR
EP 100: I Didn't Consent to Capitalism
EP 99: Nobody Should Be Horny At Red Robin
EP 98: Finger Gunning Your Way Out of Authenticity
EP 97: Mayor of Bummer Town
EP 96: Hookies but No Cookies
EP 95: The Sausage Crime
EP 94: Ken Burns is Horny (Fifty Shades Darker Movie Review)
EP 93: This is Boring!
EP 92: Period Farts (Sorry)
EP 91: Bouquet Of Dick Flowers
EP 90: Walk Into the Ocean and Never Look Back
EP 89: Congratulations! Next Stage: Penetration
EP 88: You Must First Speak To The Oracle
EP 87: Horny for the Sea
EP 86: Vape Lingo
EP 85: Welcome to the Stage...Guns!
EP 84: That's How You Get a Yeast Infection
EP 83: My Pussy Can Be Your Landscape
EP 82: What is it About Elevators? (Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Review)
EP 81: Inject Gushers Into My Veins
EP 80: I Don't Think I-HOP Consented to This
EP 79: Office Supplies are My Kink
EP 78: Drew Carey is Going to Sue Us
EP 77: Not My Jeans
EP 76: That Time Christian Grey Almost Killed Ally
EP 75: Post Sex Dream Bagel
EP 74: Crabs with Weapons
EP 73: Mansplaining the Internet
EP 72: PJ Pants
EP 71: Laters, Baby
EP 70: A Sex Robot that Gained Sentience
EP 69: Nice™
EP 68.5: Season Two Announcement!
EP 68: Is Joss Whedon a Vampire?
EP 67: Roxanne
EP 66: Crypt-A-Kid Workshop (Breaking Dawn Pt 2 Movie Review)
EP 65: Happily Ever After, I Guess
EP 64: A Ball Pit of Tears
EP 63: Bisexual Pudding
EP 62: Welcome to the Brock Zone
EP 61: Dick Guns
EP 60: Edward Is The Little Spoon
EP 59: So Many Orgasms
EP 58: Edweird
EP 57: JC, My Homedog In The Sky
EP 56: I Can't Believe I Had to Read Porn on Christmas
EP 55: Just Another Manic Monday
EP 54: Brass Out The Ass ft. Coffee With Chrachel (Breaking Dawn Pt 1 Movie Review)
EP 53: Punt That Baby Like a Football
EP 52: On the Road Again
EP 51: Chicken Little
EP 50: Dark, Dank and Full of Doobies
EP 49: Jacob Black is Every Bad Meme
EP 48: Doritos and Misery
EP 47: Don't Kinkshame Your Wife
EP 46: Aliens, Birds, Chemtrails
EP 45: A Whole New Ham
EP 44: Cheeseburger Of Pain
EP 43: Punching For Movies (Eclipse Movie Review)
EP 42: Running Through The 6 With My Wolves
EP 41: Into The Screech
EP 40: Exposition City
EP 39: Bella's Baby Bjorn
EP 38: 420 Blaze It Mansion
EP 37: Shall I Compare Thee To A Grilled Cheese?
EP 36: Lizard People
EP 35: Bam! The Night I Fell In Love With Emeril
EP 34: You Would Not Believe My Eyes
EP 33: Schrödinger's Podcast
EP 32: Horny Bella Goes Off
EP 31: It's Like You're A Twitter Bot
EP 30: A Morse Code of Friends Claps
EP 29: And For My Final Trick, My Virginity!
EP 28: The Cinematic Dumpster Where Films Go to Die (New Moon Movie Review)
EP 27: How Many Avocados Are At The Bottom Of The Ocean?
EP 26: Call Me Onionskin So I Know It's Real
EP 25: Glitter Bum
EP 24: Sorry All Your Friends Are Dead Bye!
EP 23: Anyway Here's Wonderwall
EP 22: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
EP 21: Give Her an Orgasm Already
EP 20: The Netflix Crime
EP 19: Ballin' is All I Do
EP 18: Everyone is Gay
EP 17: I Want to Believe, You Want to Leave
EP 16: New Beginnings
EP 15: I Need to Dab My Feelings Out (Twilight Film Review)
EP 14: Bella Swan? I Don't Know Her.
EP 13: Is This Fan Fiction, or is This Reality?
EP 12: Why Must You Hurt Me, Stephenie?
EP 11: And The Oscar Goes to...Bella?
EP 10: Hold Vampires Accountable 2017
EP 9: We Got Blood on Tap
EP 8: Keeping Up With the Cullens
EP 7: The Mike Newton Cabinet Battle
EP 6: The Char-Dad Diaries
EP 5: Butterflies Are Not Nutrition
EP 4: Twilight: Boys And Girls In The City
EP 3: It's Totally Fine to Be Shook
EP 2: I Have 30 Years of Receipts
EP 1: This is Not Sex Roleplay, This is Your Life
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