All episodes
EP 497: Applesauce Penguin, Brother
EEP 496: Steven Soderbergh's Bat Signal
EP 495: Robert Pattinson's Zyn Addiction
EEP 494: The Ghosting Of Stew Stewart
EEP 493: Jestermaxxing
EEP 492: Top 10 Ways To Propose To Your Cop Girlfriend
EEP 491: Homophobic Chicken
EEP 490: Situationship Hell
EEP 489: Not My Bella
EEP 488: Ian Somerhalder's AI Slop Grift
EEP 487: The Ballad Of Girl Cop
EEP 486: Toxic Polycule Hierarchy
EEP 485: How Do You Do, Fellow Lesbians?
EEP 484: We're Gonna Be Bigger Than Lost
EEP 483: Invoicing Noah Kahan For Therapy
EEP 482: PTSD Puppet Show
EEP 481: Bruce Almighty Jump Scare
EEP 480: I Draw The Line At Immaculate Conception
EEP 479: Recession Indicator Final Boss
EEP 478: This Should've Been Mpreg
EEP 477: I Have To Go Be Nosy On The Internet
EEP 476: Happy Pride To Closeted Wine Guys
EEP 475: A New Robert Pattinson Voice Has Hit The Airwaves
EEP 474: The Batsuit Should Have Assless Chaps
EP 473: Alternate Universe Panic Room
EEP 472: The Odyssey, Boston Edition
EEP 471: Min-Maxxing Fraud
EEP 470: Elena Gilbert Is An Eggplant Girl
EEP 469: The Bob Ross Of Bowling
EEP 468: Robert Pattinson's High-Velocity Somersaults
EEP 467: Let Go Of This One-Sided Feud, Brother
EEP 466: A Third Taylor Lautner Has Entered The Villa
EEP 465: So There's This Load Bearing Wall You Shouldn't Have Removed
EEP 464: Copaganda Final Boss
EEP 463: Resident Of Bad Time Town
EEP 462: Lestat's iPad
EEP 461: Rob Brings Back The Bob
EEP 460: America's Next Top Twin
EEP 459: Can Kristen Stewart Save Cinema?
EEP 458: The Evil Bisexual Canon
EEP 457: The Vampire Diaries Goes Vanderpump Rules
EEP 456: Please Stop Being Nostalgic For 2016
EEP 455: Neurodivergent Summit
EEP 454: Therapy Is The Stage
EEP 453: Woke Is Back
EEP 452: Red Leather, Yellow Ledbetter
EBONUS EPISODE: Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein
EEP 451: Canonizing My Delusions
EEP 450: The Midnight Barber
EEP 449: Vampires Don't Go To Therapy
EEP 448: Damon's Gaggle Of Ghost Boyfriends
EEP 447: Robert Pattinson Is Gen-Z
EEP 446: Renesmee Is All Grown Up
EEP 445: Robert Pattinson Ate Out Of Jennifer Lawrence's Trash
EEP 444: Stop Trying To Make "Steroline" Happen
EEP 443: Lil Miss Witch
EEP 442: No Thoughts, Just Twilight Crocs
EEP 441: Long Live The Cheatmance
EEP 440: The 150 Year-Long Situationship
EEP 439: Stephenie Meyer's Rosalie Cosplay
EEP 438: Elena Gilbert, Book Burner
EEP 437: Hot DEVO Fall
EEP 436: New Bob, Who This?
EEP 435: The Ship That Launched A Thousand Doppelgängers
EEP 434: Nina Dobrev's Flop Era?
EEP 433: Caroline's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Freshman Year
EEP 432: The Lena Dunham Power Hour
EEP 431: Stefan's Homophobic Era
EEP 430: I'm The Freaking Moonstone
EEP 429: The Queer Ultimatum Spotify Scandal
EEP 428: Breaking Brad
EEP 427: I'm 17 And AFRAID Of Labubu
EEP 426: PTSDTF
EEP 425: Vampire/Werewolf Punnet Square
EEP 424: You Wouldn't Download A Gay
EEP 423: My Sweet Vampire Lavender Marriage
EEP 422: Historically Accurate Bump-It
EEP 421: Central Time Is Now God's Time
EEP 420: Make A List Or A Casserole
EEP 419: Well, That Hashtag Aged Poorly
EEP 418: Vampire Sunscreen
EEP 417: Miss Dick Falls
EEP 416: I Don't Take Orders From You, Dick
EEP 415: Evanescence Magic
EEP 414: Snow White Revisionist History
EEP 413: Gabby Windey Will Heal America
EEP 412: Hot Ones Unemployment Convention
EEP 411: Creepy Until Proven Otherwise
EEP 410: The Tattoo That Makes You A Vampire Hunter
EEP 409: Taylor Lautner, Werewolf Hunter
EEP 408: Legally ADHD
EEP 407: The RPatz "Seal Diet"
EEP 406: Robert Pattinson's Aegyo Timeline Cleanse
EEP 405: Kristen Stewart Pop Star Era?
EEP 404: A Day Without A Vampire
EEP 403: The Apple's Rotten Right To The Core
EBONUS EPISODE: Interview With The Vampire Season 2
EEP 402: Team Edward Or Team Nosferatu?
EEP 401: Kristen Stewart "Doubles Down" On "Pantless Trend"
EEP 400: Is Robert Pattinson The Last True Movie Star?
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