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IRL UK Podcast
by IRL UK Podcast
Affairs with family members, naughty grannies, people who marry inanimate objects – Anna and Rhiannon talk you through the best Real Life Stories of the week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Episode 133: Love conkers all, serially good wallpaper and some old faves
It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app…
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Episode 133: A knicker-loving pussy, googly eyes and celebrity juice…
No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little...
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Episode 132: Spunkin’ ghooooost, baby trouble and writing in plain sight
What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and...
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Episode 131: Hamster havoc, a ghost baby and a naughty gold finger-er
If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really...
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Episode 130: Ear Ear Mr Spider, a busy bush and beware the iced gems
There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down). Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking...
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Episode 129: Shark baby, passport phot-no, and soft play slurs
Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the...
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Episode 128: Donkey Schlong, lady beer and an eye-worm
Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will). Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and…
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Episode 127: Black pudding, a ruptured airway and a HARD burial
Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on...
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Episode 126: A real Kinder Surprise, ghostwatcher todger and a pee-gasm
There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the…
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Episode 125: Hot DAWG!, a sore throat and ponying about
What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It...
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Episode 124: Brooklyn Beck-sham, stock shock and a toffee crisp
Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special'…
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Episode 123: Obscene aubergine, ferris wheel fail and PEEPIN’!
You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and...
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Episode 122: Squid mouth, potato bath and plane stinky
SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and…
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Episode 121: Artisan Dwarf Cabbage, the magic pen of sex and a zombie alert
Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and...
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Episode 120: Potat-oh-NO, kids swing and vape japes
Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES??? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in...
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Episode 119: An unexpected drop-off, plugs in the garden and your friendly neighbourhood petrol station
What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL…
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Episode 118: A high raccoon, a frank-inserter and ‘Where’d I put that spare charger again?’
OBVIOUSLY we don’t condone drugs, but if we did, we’d have to admit the idea of a high raccoon is pretty funny. If you want to know what a frank-inserter is, you’ll have to listen, because we can’t write it down without being thrown into jail. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching…
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Episode 117: Seagull riot, up the bum lots of harm done and pickled peens
Ain’t no party like a seagull party! Woooohoooo! And it’s a good job we never printed those t-shirts, because as one of this week’s stories proves, LOTS of damage can be done… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and...
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Episode 116: Arthur FOWL-er, a hole in one and some Grand National riders
It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread…
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Episode 115: A dirty pint, extreme tattoo removal and an uber uber
This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps...
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Episode 114: Siamese wars, Family cloths and Toffee Crisps
Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a…
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Episode 113: Fishy pants, double business and queen of dragons
13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing...
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Episode 112: Elf yourself, the biscuit thief and a cognac chugger
We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really...
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Episode 111: A polyamorous goose, a cowscape and a doggy mummy
Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our...
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Episode 110: Finger necklace, a flushed hamster and a pizza stalker
110! We should be dead now! Or put down. We’ve got some pretty gross stories this week, so maybe don’t listen over breakfast, if you’re not a fan of using body parts for necklaces. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews'…
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Episode 109: A four bird roast, a camel beauty contest and the world’s loneliest gannet.
Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a...
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Episode 109: A sexbot sandwich, a toilet snake and a very realistic sex doll
What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT. For this and more morons, listen up folks. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in...
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Episode 108: ‘My 300-year-old pirate hubby’, ‘I thought it was Taco Bell, but it was a bank!’ and ‘Man’s best friend?! My dog murdered me!’
Not sure why, but we felt all this week’s stories should be in first person magazine headlines. Why not eh? It just kinda worked… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread...
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Episode 107: Black pudding, a poop knife and ‘Eamonn Holmes’
FOR LEGAL REASONS THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS WEEK’S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY PODCAST HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL EAMONN HOLMES. However, they do include stories about chicken nuggest, Tetris and a lost internet girlfriend. Standard. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK...
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Episode 106: Curtain ring sting, a Lucozade lover and airplane shame
We don't know why, but there's a bit of an airplane theme to this week's episode... though of course, when it comes to us, it's never glamorous travels. Also, could you drink 20 litres of Lucozade a day? Let us know. And please don't blame us if the experiment goes totally wrong. Please continue…
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Episode 105: Fare todger dodger, Bell End and a sick stat attack
HAPPY NEW YEAR SICKOS! We’re back, it’s 2018… and nothing’s really changed. Running through the six weirdest stories of the week – including a special report on what everyone’s been, err, sticking up places that they shouldn’t – you’ll either laugh, cry or vomit. And what more could you ask for?...
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Episode 104: Mustache-ho-ho-ho, sex with a gho-ho-host and a rude sausage ro-ho-ho-ll
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO Merry Christmas one and all. Here is our present to all of you – another episode of IRL UK Podcast. Thanks for spending another year with us – we love you all, and we hope you’ll still love us when we...
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Episode 103: Granny’s baubles, eye-watering stunts and a naughty sausage roll
IT’S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAAAAAS! And as our present to you, this episode, including stories that will make you gasp, cry and possibly vom. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps...
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Episode 102: A violent withdrawal, an electrifying high and Baaaaaaarack Obaaaaama
There are a LOT of animals in this episode. Which is, quite frankly, ideal. If you’re already over all the festive sweetness, this week’s episode is the ideal antidote because, as ever, it’s rotten. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app,...
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Episode 101: Up his wotsits, a white (nosed) wedding and trump avoids jail
We’ve JUST recovered from our 100th birthday hangovers, and are back with just as much filth as ever. Nothing’s changed, except that we’ve found even more weirdos. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write…
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Episode 100: IT IS OUR 100TH BIRTHDAY!!!!
WE ARE 100!!! We should really grow out of this... but we NEVER will. We promise. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little...
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Episode 99: Everybody was kung poo fighting, good mourning and a toilet snake.
Don’t you just LOVE a 99 – lovely creamy ice, er, cream… and a chocolatey treat. Perfect for a summers day. Well, this episode is NOTHING like that. Of course. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a...
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Episode 98: Lippy jewellery, baby gravy allergy and smelly stimulation
This episode is powered by SQUASH. Have you heard of it?Remember that story about the lady bread… well get ready for the necklace jewellery. Ready? You’re not… we promise.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing...
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Episode 97: MM-Ah No Mate, ghosting of nightmares and a plucky pensioner
Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread…
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Episode 96: Tyrannosaurus Vexed, a VERY hard surgery and a Slimming World collapse
We’re pretty happy with our dinosaur pun, we hope you’ll appreciate it when you come to the story – and not judge us for laughing quite a lot. NO-ONE JUDGE US. Even though we’ve spent the whole episode judging some poor unfortunate souls… Classic IRL.Please continue to review us on iTunes by...
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Episode 95: John Virgo, iron face and a death-defying dragon
You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a...
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Episode 94: That poopy date story, goldminger and a roasted chicken
SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL.Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt saying, "Up the jacksie no baby"?' Do let us know.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching…
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Episode 93: OMG OAPs, thumthings mithing and Donkey dong
Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word...
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Episode 92: A bum dealer, a lush death and a sanitary reason for arrest
HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI.And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo!Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It...
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Episode 91: Naughty minions, tasty testes and a needle d*ck
This show was supposed to be quick, because Rhiannon and Anna are off to the pub – but we also couldn’t help ourselves wittering on, when it came to these stories. We’ve got a new meaning to the phrase needle d*ck, a woman who is literally ALWAYS TURNED ON and a story involving a seagull that…
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Episode 90: Harry PXXXtter, creepy toddler and snake-fodder
Hey! We made the title kinda rhyme! Kinda… Happy 90th to us. What did we do on our 90th birthday, you ask? Talked about whether it hurts to be stung by a bee more on your bell, or your shaft. Fun times.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app,...
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Episode 89: Hammer-headed larks, Fly-lashes and bum rats
Hiya! We’re back with a load of good stuff this week – and some stuff that will make you feel slightly nauseous. But isn’t that why you love us? We hope so. Fans of Jammy Dodgers and Ja Rule are also sure to love this episode. So there’s that…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching…
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Episode 88: Pirate radio, feels for eels and hairballin’
Guess what? We’re drunk again! Oops.That won’t stop us bringing you the weirdest stories from around the world that are happening… IN REAL LIFE.Well, aside from those tantric hugs… we’re gonna just pretend that’s not happening.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast...
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Episode 87: The Handsmaid's FAIL, very dirty dancing and gnome mooning
Oh HI, sorry, we didn't notice you there, because we were SO PLEASED with ourselves coming up with that top Margaret Atwood-related pun. Wow.Anyway, we promise the show gets better, mainly because as it progresses, we get more and more DRUNK. Yes, we've swapped squash for wine! Please continue to...
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Episode 86: Nutella bum, sexy breastfeeding and holy Jose
Every week we bring you some of the weirdest stories around, but this week we feel like we’ve found a real load of… characters.How many jars of Nutella do you think you could eat? What football manager would you have tattooed all over your body? And how good of a multi-tasker are you really? Not…
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Affairs with family members, naughty grannies, people who marry inanimate objects – Anna and Rhiannon talk you through the best Real Life Stories of the week
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