All Episodes

Episode 133: Love conkers all, serially good wallpaper and some old faves

Episode 133: A knicker-loving pussy, googly eyes and celebrity juice…

Episode 132: Spunkin’ ghooooost, baby trouble and writing in plain sight

Episode 131: Hamster havoc, a ghost baby and a naughty gold finger-er

Episode 130: Ear Ear Mr Spider, a busy bush and beware the iced gems

Episode 129: Shark baby, passport phot-no, and soft play slurs

Episode 128: Donkey Schlong, lady beer and an eye-worm

Episode 127: Black pudding, a ruptured airway and a HARD burial

Episode 126: A real Kinder Surprise, ghostwatcher todger and a pee-gasm

Episode 125: Hot DAWG!, a sore throat and ponying about

Episode 124: Brooklyn Beck-sham, stock shock and a toffee crisp

Episode 123: Obscene aubergine, ferris wheel fail and PEEPIN’!

Episode 122: Squid mouth, potato bath and plane stinky

Episode 121: Artisan Dwarf Cabbage, the magic pen of sex and a zombie alert

Episode 120: Potat-oh-NO, kids swing and vape japes

Episode 119: An unexpected drop-off, plugs in the garden and your friendly neighbourhood petrol station

Episode 118: A high raccoon, a frank-inserter and ‘Where’d I put that spare charger again?’

Episode 117: Seagull riot, up the bum lots of harm done and pickled peens

Episode 116: Arthur FOWL-er, a hole in one and some Grand National riders

Episode 115: A dirty pint, extreme tattoo removal and an uber uber

Episode 114: Siamese wars, Family cloths and Toffee Crisps

Episode 113: Fishy pants, double business and queen of dragons

Episode 112: Elf yourself, the biscuit thief and a cognac chugger

Episode 111: A polyamorous goose, a cowscape and a doggy mummy

Episode 110: Finger necklace, a flushed hamster and a pizza stalker

Episode 109: A four bird roast, a camel beauty contest and the world’s loneliest gannet.

Episode 109: A sexbot sandwich, a toilet snake and a very realistic sex doll

Episode 108: ‘My 300-year-old pirate hubby’, ‘I thought it was Taco Bell, but it was a bank!’ and ‘Man’s best friend?! My dog murdered me!’

Episode 107: Black pudding, a poop knife and ‘Eamonn Holmes’

Episode 106: Curtain ring sting, a Lucozade lover and airplane shame

Episode 105: Fare todger dodger, Bell End and a sick stat attack

Episode 104: Mustache-ho-ho-ho, sex with a gho-ho-host and a rude sausage ro-ho-ho-ll

Episode 103: Granny’s baubles, eye-watering stunts and a naughty sausage roll

Episode 102: A violent withdrawal, an electrifying high and Baaaaaaarack Obaaaaama

Episode 101: Up his wotsits, a white (nosed) wedding and trump avoids jail

Episode 100: IT IS OUR 100TH BIRTHDAY!!!!

Episode 99: Everybody was kung poo fighting, good mourning and a toilet snake.

Episode 98: Lippy jewellery, baby gravy allergy and smelly stimulation

Episode 97: MM-Ah No Mate, ghosting of nightmares and a plucky pensioner

Episode 96: Tyrannosaurus Vexed, a VERY hard surgery and a Slimming World collapse

Episode 95: John Virgo, iron face and a death-defying dragon

Episode 94: That poopy date story, goldminger and a roasted chicken

Episode 93: OMG OAPs, thumthings mithing and Donkey dong

Episode 92: A bum dealer, a lush death and a sanitary reason for arrest

Episode 91: Naughty minions, tasty testes and a needle d*ck

Episode 90: Harry PXXXtter, creepy toddler and snake-fodder

Episode 89: Hammer-headed larks, Fly-lashes and bum rats

Episode 88: Pirate radio, feels for eels and hairballin’

Episode 87: The Handsmaid's FAIL, very dirty dancing and gnome mooning

Episode 86: Nutella bum, sexy breastfeeding and holy Jose

Episode 85: A Dreamboyz come true, a dog mayor and a goose thong

Episode 84: Nut gravy, a right dummy and some unb-air-able idiots.

EPISODE 83: The vampire diaries, a fidget spinner winner and a total balls UP

Episode 82: Exploding balls, a sh*tty strip club and a real wrench

Episode 81: Avoca-NO, a boob bite and a dire doggy

Episode 80: A chicken burglar, a ball blender and a double bubble pregnancy

Episode 74: A Miranda Hart-on, a naked clown and Diego the tortoise

Episode 67: Lemon meringue pie, a bananas robbery and David Walliams’ tiny teeth

Episode 66: A hail of dildos, extreme cat-calling and a bum set of Christmas lights

Episode 65: Bananaface, an angry goat and accidents happen

Episode 56: A scary, hairy cucumber, a vibrating belly and some sesh gremlins

Episode 55: A musty hive, a big nasty party and lovin your grandpa

Episode 54: Fish and You’re Knicked, a two c*ck honeymoon and Robot Wars

Episode 46: Smashed seagulls, a blistered member and a lady furball

Episode 38: Ghostly films, a snakey surprise and a very saw face

Episode 29: Head banging, Mr Stunz and Natwest piggy banks

Episode 21: Dangerous driving, silly swing and bizarre babies

Episode 17: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! A dangerous game of hide n seek, Christmas with the Colonel and a man who didn't just WISH it could be Christmas every day

Episode 16: An avian officer, Ian Kognito and an old dog (with no new tricks - lame)

Episode 15: A handy angel, child's play and campervan fun

MIDWEEK SPECIAL 1: Tales of a real life real life journalist

Episode 14: A lady loaf, the Goatman and a bad Santa

Episode 13: Postbox passion, a Kinder Surprise and abusing the referee

Episode 12: The sausage castle, multi-tasking mishaps and the perils of all-you-can-eat

Episode 11: Jacko's ghost baby, grim lady gardens and a very dangerous game

Episode 10: Swinging grannies, deadly decorations and you're never too dead for dominoes

Episode 9: Pricasso (not a typo), ghostly relations and Mother and Daughter time.

Episode 8: Drunk ducks, Clown Town and what did the Cat Man do?

Episode 7: Big balls, dozy burglars and blooming bollards

Episode 6: Red stag horns, dodgy docs and a love bus

Episode 5: Pregnant by a pig, dumped on hedgehog and scary sausages

Episode 4: Caged manhood, a haunted van and identity problems

Episode 3: Mystery meat, engorging and fan fiction fun

Episode 2: A stalking squirrel, light-travelling naturists and a blind-baked cake

Episode 1: Favours for Quavers, pervy poltergeists and possessed puppets