Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal

We all have coping mechanisms. Some of ours should come with a warning label and a locked cabinet.One phone call and life goes completely off the rails. Next thing you know, it’s Cheesecake Factory at 2 a.m. on a hospital floor, trying not to emotionally fall apart in public. This episode is about the month that wrecked our normal. Crystal’s mom has a major heart attack, everyone shows up thinking it’s goodbye, and then plot twist, she survives. So now we’re all just standing there like, “cool… what do we do with our feelings?”We break down coping mechanisms we do NOT recommend, like emotional eating, emotional gambling, and “just one drink” nights that turn into questionable life choices and missing receipts. We also get into the real stuff nobody warns you about, like life support decisions and elder care guilt while your brain is running on 2 percent battery.If you like messy life, dark humor, and laughing so you don’t cry in a hospital cafeteria, hit play.

A spray tan goes wild, we roast each other like pros, and somehow it turns into a therapy session about surviving life when everything is ridiculous. We’re Crystal and Teisha, hopping from Luke Combs to reality TV drama to the dumb stuff we bought online, then landing in the messy, real-life chaos.We talk Summer House betrayals, cancel culture, Ozempic freakouts, and weird wellness trends that promise instant calm. Then it gets messier: hospital scares, early dementia, caregiver stress, and our creative coping like hiding in the pantry or hitting the casino. Teen chaos shows up too with boundaries being tested and a school bathroom disaster that made us laugh and cry at the same time.If you want goofy friend banter with real-life chaos, hit play. Share, subscribe, and tell us your favorite way to escape the madness. 😉

The mic’s back after a chaotic month, and we’re diving straight into cringe, marriage negotiations, and a Nationals weekend that went from “oh no” to first place. Along the way, we laugh, stress, and flex that resilience muscle hard.We cover tiny moments with big lessons: cigars in front of kids, secret adult choices that look shady, and our “Zooies” bit that’s really about consent, timing, and asking for what you need without shame. Toss in Kyle Richards, Paige DeSorbo, and strangers judging your life online, and it’s a hot mess but hilarious.We also get real about fertility, hope, and setbacks that are more training than verdicts. If you want laughs, messy honesty, and a little inspiration, hit play, share with a friend, and leave a review.

Life got loud, calendars exploded, and somehow summer tripped and fell straight into fall. So yeah, we hit reset. We’re back with longer monthly episodes, and we’re starting spicy, marriage dynamics, bedroom conversations, and a viral clip that absolutely ran wild without its context.We get into initiation, consent, and the unglamorous negotiations that keep a marriage alive, then hard pivot into food habits, cinnamon Americanos, high-protein breakfasts, and the royal bagels that make us feel healthy and slightly royal. We talk about fasting as a mental and spiritual reset, cheer coaching, and how getting told no can either crush you or turn you feral in the best way.Throw in freshman parenting chaos, curfews, gut-instinct no’s, and a Jamaican adventure involving rain, horses, blue holes, and questionable decisions, and you’ve got an episode that’s honest, chaotic, and way too relatable.If life’s been loud and you need a laugh with some truth sprinkled in, hit play and reset with us.

Season 3 is done, and we’re going full Chick-fil-A—closed for summer and open for poolside chaos, family time, and snacks we don’t have to share.In this episode, we reflect on the wild ride from “should we even do a podcast?” to building a secret sisterhood of women who are over the Pinterest-perfect pressure. We chat sneaky travel tricks, why your 40s are kind of magical, and how hot dogs became part of our conflict resolution strategy (don’t ask, just listen).We’re taking a break, not a breakup. Season 4 lands in August with fresh laughs, deeper convos, and maybe even a live event. Until then, take the trip, skip the guilt, and embrace the chaos.

Did your Easter look more like chaos and chocolate-fueled meltdowns than a curated Instagram post? Good,you're in the right place.We’re talking missed church, egg fights, and one mom wondering if ungrateful kids are part of the resurrection story. Meanwhile, influencers are out here staging gender reveals like it's the Oscars.Then, 20-year-old Reese hops on with wisdom that’ll make you question your whole parenting strategy, in a good way. Her secret? Less control, more trust, and remembering that none of us has it figured out.Moral of the story? It’s not that deep. Your kids don’t need perfect, they just need you.

So we were so sure we were dishing out solid dating advice… until we realized we might’ve been totally off. Oops 🤐 In this episode, Crystal and Teisha spiral (in the best way) through breakups, ghosting, and the infamous “talking stage” that feels like purgatory in cute outfits.Somewhere along the way, we end up debating Teisha’s need for random mid-day “bed breaks,” which Crystal insists makes zero sense unless you’re a Victorian child recovering from the flu. There’s also a rant about teen PDA, a Tulsa King side quest, and the wildest story about a plane crash survivor who swears God told him not to buckle his seatbelt, and that’s what saved him. Casual.From chaotic hot takes to unexpected wisdom, it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly deep. Basically: less podcast, more chats! Come hang with us!

Why are men always low-key grumpy? Plot twist: they just want attention. Yep, like giant toddlers with beards.This episode is about reviving that girlfriend energy in your marriage—flirty texts, random compliments, and maybe even hyping up his (totally unnecessary) naked golf swing in the mirror.We cover everything from teen sleepover drama to feeding half the neighborhood out of your pantry while your husband panics over the snack budget. Oh, and we get real about keeping our homes safe and our marriages spicy even if we’re doing it in day-old yoga pants.Try the “be his girlfriend again” challenge this week. It’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun.

Want a story that’ll leave you speechless? Trisha went out for a normal night with friends and ended up fighting for her life, drugged, kidnapped, and beaten, with no way to escape. In her most desperate moment, she started reciting the Lord’s Prayer. The kidnappers’ eerie response? “Don’t bring the Lord into this.”And then out of nowhere, they let her go.But the nightmare wasn’t over. Dazed and injured, she was struck by a delivery truck, suffering devastating injuries. Doctors said she shouldn’t have survived. Instead, she found a new purpose. Within months, she went from party girl to leading Bible studies, discovering faith in the very thing that saved her.Trisha’s story isn’t just about survival but transformation, faith, and finding meaning in the unthinkable. You don’t want to miss this one.

Marriage after kids can feel like a juggling act except your relationship’s the one getting dropped. We’re diving into how to bring back that spark, from playful touches in the kitchen to breaking free from the “shoulds” that drain the fun out of life.Turns out, physical touch isn’t just about intimacy—it’s about feeling seen and wanted in the chaos of daily life. And sometimes, a quick getaway (even just one night) is the reset you didn’t know you needed. Because your kids will remember parents who loved each other, not just ones who showed up.Hit play and laugh with us!

That TikTok where Teisha joked about "playing dead" to avoid intimacy? Yeah, it blew up with people predicting divorce. But honestly, it says more about how uncomfortable we are with real marriage talk than anything wrong at home.We’re spilling the truth about marriage: why men are microwaves (quick to heat up) and women are ovens (we need a warm-up). Plus, the terror of letting a teen go to Mexico solo and why trusting them might be the secret sauce to parenting.From relationship regrets to faith and intimacy, we’re putting it all out there—awkward moments and all. Hit play and laugh with us!

Ever scroll past an influencer’s perfect morning routine: 5AM workouts, flawless lipstick, and a color-coded calendar and think, “LOL, absolutely not”? Same.This episode is basically a judgment-free zone for life’s hot mess moments. We’re talking about those questionable intimacy signals in marriage (because sometimes a cuddle is just a cuddle, OK?!), plus some business lessons that prove “go big or go home” is actually kinda terrible advice.Oh, and we have to get into the Ruby Franke documentary! seriously, it’s next-level creepy. Who knew a wholesome family YouTube channel could go that dark? Yikes.So if you’ve ever felt like you’re barely holding it together while the internet makes life look effortless. Congrats, you’re one of us!Hit play, laugh with us, and let’s embrace the beautiful chaos that is real life. 😆🔥

What started as a cheer competition in Dallas turned into a full-blown fight-or-flight panic when chaos broke out at the convention center. One minute, we were just proud, cheer moms—next thing you know, we’re hiding in a bathroom stall, sprinting through downtown with our terrified kids, convinced we were running from an active shooter.Spoiler: They later said it was just a bar fight, but it sure didn’t feel that way at the moment.We’re getting raw and real about what it’s like to think, “This might be it,” and how that split-second fear still sticks with us—like constantly scoping exits, realizing we might not be as ready to protect our kids as we thought, and even rethinking our health, faith, and what actually matters.This episode is a rollercoaster—from terror to trauma processing to some unexpected self-reflection (because God really does have a weird way of teaching lessons).If you’ve ever had a moment that shook you to your core, or you want to hear how we’re piecing ourselves back together (with plenty of side-eye for those official reports), hit play and join the conversation.

Buckle up for this wild ride on Jerking Around, where we dive headfirst into flight freakouts, family chaos, and all the ridiculousness in between. Tisha spills on her fear of flying and how a little too much wine (and a diaper improvisation) turned one trip into pure comedy gold.We’re serving up real talk and big laughs, from letting kids pick vacation spots (risky move, btw) to elderberry cures and the weird-but-necessary safe words that keep our marriages spicy. It’s messy, hilarious, and totally relatable.So grab a drink, hit play, and laugh along with us, and don’t forget to drop your own travel fails or cringe family stories in the comments.Let’s embrace the madness together!

Ever walked into a room and suddenly you’re in a relationship you didn’t know about? We kick things off with some playful roasting and welcome our newest partner-in-crime, Melissa, before diving into Paige DeSorbo’s breakup and the age-old debate, can you really stay friends with an ex? (Let’s just say, opinions get spicy.)Then, we relive the times love totally hijacked our wardrobes because who hasn’t worn something ridiculous for a relationship? From celebrity style overhauls to post-Super Bowl fashion disasters, we embrace the good, the bad, and the what was I thinking? moments.For a little inspiration, Swayze Bozeman from the Kansas City Chiefs joins us to talk faith, perseverance, and life’s unexpected plot twists. And of course, we wrap it all up with the usual parenting chaos, questionable routines, and a whole lot of laughs.

Ever caught yourself cracking up at your own jokes in a car full of kids? Same here. This episode kicks off with our brilliant idea to listen to Jerking Around on a family road trip, leading to nonstop laughs and our daughters seriously questioning us. From there, we dive into the Paige and Craig breakup saga, adding our own relationship mishaps for good measure.Things get even juicier when we dish on the It Ends With Us movie drama—lawsuits, intimacy coordinators, and plenty of WTF moments. We throw in stories from our wild Palm Springs trip (where our gambling skills earned us both cheers and side-eyes) and sprinkle in some airline anxiety and a fiery debate on tongue kissing.To wrap it up, we get real about co-parenting, work-life balance, and the unexpected magic of letting your partner take the reins at home—complete with plenty of laughs and a few heartfelt moments. Buckle up, this ride is equal parts chaos and comedy!

Ever had a hardware store encounter so awkward you needed a support group afterward?We kick things off with a Home Depot misadventure involving a very enthusiastic employee, leaving us cackling all the way home and questioning why we ever leave the house. Also, quick PSA: thanks for sticking with us—because if it weren’t for you, Tisha might trade her podcast mic for a life of interpretive dance. Our show might not be the wholesome family sitcom of podcasts, but hey, we’re here for the unfiltered chaos and wouldn’t have it any other way.Next, we take a sharp turn from power tools to power feels as we dive into Colleen Hoover’s It Ends With Us. Things get real as we chat about the heavy stuff—domestic violence, empathy, and umm, Blake Lively playing Lily in the upcoming movie. We’ve got thoughts (so many thoughts). Will she nail it? Or will this be another Hollywood “oops”? Plus, we somehow end up talking about emotional affairs, suspicious behavior after a new haircut, and why relationships are just one big soap opera, starring us.But wait, there’s more! We shift into parenting mode, tackling teenage mood swings (help), club sports chaos (send snacks), and why positive words are like magic spells for self-worth. Between awkward pep talks and moments where patience is hanging by a thread, we find ourselves embracing the wild ride. Whether it’s freaking out on a plane or surviving your teen’s newest slang, we’re here to remind you that life is one messy, hilarious adventure—best handled with faith, humor, and maybe a strong drink.

Ever feel like celebrity breakups are running on repeat?This week, we dive headfirst into the latest gossip bomb: Paige from Giggly Squad and Craig from Southern Charm calling it quits. With cheating rumors swirling, we ask the age-old question—where there’s smoke, is there always fire? Of course, no relationship chat is complete without our own dating disasters, including the make-or-break power of group hangouts. Let’s just say, one couple at game night had us in stitches with their hilariously mismatched answers.Meanwhile, parenting throws its own curveballs, especially when adult conversations crash into kid ears. Our friend Jess Hartman drops by to share a laugh-out-loud tale involving a 12-year-old, a tampon explanation gone rogue, and a crash course in teen slang like simp and BTA. Somehow, this spirals into a discussion on bucket-list-worthy historical moments—because nothing says family bonding like a debate over inaugurations and awkward puberty talks.And because we love a good pop culture detour, we jump into everything from Carrie Underwood’s acapella magic to the darkly addictive pull of Squid Game. We also break down the viral fame of a deaf lip reader (seriously, how do they do it?!) and get nostalgic over Detective Stabler’s undeniable charm. Whether we’re debating movie choices, cracking up over relationship quirks, or celebrating badass women on screen, this episode is all about life’s messy, hilarious, and oh-so-relatable moments.Tune in for the chaos—you won’t regret it!

Could the fiery chaos engulfing Los Angeles be part of a bigger, not-so-natural plan?On this episode of Jerking Around, we dive headfirst into the wild theories buzzing around town—like whispers of a master plan to turn LA into a high-tech "smart city" just in time for the Olympics. Toss in the suspicious arrest of an immigrant scapegoated for the blazes, and you’ve got the kind of plot that would make a Hollywood screenwriter jealous. As Instagram fills with hot takes and hashtags, we hit pause to talk about the importance of protecting your mental health—maybe over some comforting bites in Chino.But that’s not all smoldering in the background! The fires have sparked a messy insurance drama too. We unravel the twisted tale of policy cancellations and eyebrow-raising rate hikes, digging into how government regulations have left insurance companies doing the fiscal equivalent of the cha-cha. Why are rates climbing before the flames even start, and what does that mean for folks in fire-prone areas? We’re breaking down the high-stakes game of balancing risk, regulations, and real-life consequences.Join us for a fiery episode full of jaw-dropping theories, insurance intrigue, and just the right amount of snark to keep it real. You’ll laugh, you’ll question everything, and you might even rethink that policy renewal letter sitting on your counter.

What if your Tesla had a stand-up routine while it chauffeured you around?Strap in for a wild ride through the techy chaos with Tisha and me, where we try to figure out self-driving cars and Alexa’s suspiciously judgmental stare—half awe, half panic. Teisha spills the beans on how she’s turned intimacy into the ultimate home negotiation tactic, sparking an epic showdown with our husbands, Kyle and Ben, over the ancient art of "getting stuff done" around the house. Prepare for a laugh-out-loud debate on modern life, where tech and tradition crash together like a toddler on a sugar high.Then, we take a sharp turn into the world of celebrity gossip and dive into the juicy breakup drama of Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover. As a self-proclaimed expert in reality TV scandals, I dish out the gossip and dive deep into whether AI has any place in our social lives—can career dreams and relationship goals ever truly get on the same page? From TikTok challenges to figuring out young love, we explore how social media is giving guys a boost while leaving young women stranded in the dating game. It’s a no-holds-barred chat about how the digital age is messing with our hearts.And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, we head to the slopes for a family ski trip adventure—where the thrills are high, and the wipeouts are even higher. We reflect on the beauty of letting kids stumble and learn on their own, while secretly holding back our terror. Add in a dash of family traditions, the delicate dance between parenting and independence, and plenty of giggles about the quirky things that make us human. Whether we’re dishing about celebrity love lives or debating the best way to teach your kid to ski, one thing is for sure: none of us have it all together—and that’s the way we like it.Tune in for an episode packed with laughs, life lessons, and maybe a little reevaluation of your tech-filled existence!

Ever wonder how a viral TikTok could spark a whirlwind of conspiracy theories and legal worries?Join us as we navigate the chaos that ensued after our clip about a rumored story involving Justin Bieber and P Diddy caught fire, only to be yanked from the platform. Tisha opens up about the anxiety of facing mean comments and the specter of legal threats, while we muse over big-picture issues like online censorship and the allure of conspiracy theories. Despite the wild speculations, we emphasize that our discussions are purely speculative, inviting listeners to think critically about the content they consume.In a world obsessed with appearances, we grapple with maintaining authenticity amidst societal pressures, especially when the holiday season magnifies expectations. Reflecting on personal struggles with self-esteem and public scrutiny, we strive to build genuine connections by sharing our imperfect realities. Like the raw charm of early reality TV, our journey reveals the messiness of life, reinforcing that it's okay to be flawed. Our conversations highlight the importance of grace and staying true to oneself, even when past stories are less than pristine.As the festive season approaches, we tackle the intricacies of holiday gift-giving and the Instagram-induced pressures that cloud the joy of giving and receiving. From mismatched presents to childhood nostalgia, we share humorous stories about the dynamics of family traditions, the impact of social media on children's perceptions, and the complexities of managing expectations. With a blend of humor and insight, our discussion explores the balance between thoughtful gifting and avoiding the commercial holiday trap, reminding everyone that a bit of chaos makes the season all the more memorable.

What if you could transform grief into a catalyst for growth and connection?Join us as we navigate the emotional landscape of loss, sharing deeply personal stories of our first Thanksgiving without my dad and the bittersweet memories of our last family trip to Vegas. Through tears and laughter, we highlight the healing power of humor and the importance of open communication in relationships.Discover how we use the insights from "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" to foster personal growth and authenticity amidst life's challenges.Our journey doesn't stop there. We dive into the complexities of friendship, leadership, and personal evolution. Ever wondered how simplifying your life could bring about profound change? We explore the art of letting go, from decluttering holiday traditions to facing unexpected financial stressors. Listen as we candidly share how personal loss has reshaped our priorities and the value of listening to nonfiction audiobooks as a tool for self-improvement.In the final segment, we tackle the dynamics of strong personalities and the dance of parenting through the lens of humor and resilience. Discover the beauty in embracing differences within marriage and parenting, and how finding peace in unpredictability can lead to unexpected joys. Through stories of past relationship struggles and the importance of authenticity, we aim to inspire listeners to find harmony in life's messiness and trust in a greater plan. Join us for an episode of introspection, laughter, and heartfelt realizations.

Have you ever wondered how pop stars sway political landscapes or how celebrity relationships mirror fictional tales?Join us on "Jerking Around" as we stumble into these discussions and more, starting with the hilarity of accidental matching outfits and our podcast's rebranding blunder. We humorously unpack how big names in music and politics intersect, question the authenticity of celebrity influence, and even compare it to "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo." With laughter and curiosity, we dig into the economic struggles often sidelined in political campaigns, exploring the real impact on everyday life.As the conversation shifts to family life, we open up about the joyful chaos of parenting and family planning. From heartwarming tales of adoption to the unexpected twists of vasectomy reversals, we bare our souls on the emotional highs and lows of expanding a family. Society's pressures and the desire for more children weave through our dialogue, underscored by anecdotal reflections on marital decision-making and the funny yet heartwarming messiness of raising kids: parenting styles, bedtime antics, and the deep desire to nurture add layers to our storytelling.Relationships take center stage in our final segments, where we tackle the nuances of dating, love, and the evolution of relationships. Personal stories from friends and family paint a vivid picture of how initial impressions can transform into lasting bonds. We wade through modern dating terminology like "situationships" and share wisdom on self-respect and emotional clarity in partnerships. Reflecting on past and present love stories, we highlight the unexpected paths relationships can take, proving that love often blooms where least expected and emphasizing the value of genuine connections.

Ever wondered if Britney Spears is really free, or if there's a clone conspiracy brewing? Join us for some playful banter on "Jerking Around," where we tackle everything from underwear organization to Bible study, and yes, those wild clone theories about Britney. Kristen Cavallari's podcast revelation about Britney's bizarre interaction with her publicist raises some eyebrows and provides plenty of laughs. Plus, we recount our night out at a Giggly Squad event, which had us reflecting on social media's impact and savoring the joys of espresso martinis, all while embracing the chaos of not taking life too seriously.Our journey down memory lane whisks us back to high school and college, where our antics—like making our coach laugh to delay practice—taught us some valuable life lessons. Inspired by our Christian faith, we share the "Love Everybody" motto, which led to a heartwarming success story of a former employee. Through humorous reminiscences about boyfriends and the trials of post-college life, we reveal how growing older has sharpened our tolerance, yet reinforced our commitment to loving everyone, even when it's tough.Navigating the complexities of college and relationships is no easy feat, and we explore this confusing time with candor, humor, and a dash of frustration. College may be expensive, but it’s the bridge from adolescence to adulthood, complete with its own set of challenges and growth opportunities. Personal stories about our post-college escapades, including misadventures in singles Bible study groups and the comedic potential of a future show, highlight the importance of authenticity and self-respect. And remember, you don’t have to be anyone’s doormat—unless, of course, you’re being a "cool girl" for comedic effect in our planned comedy show.

Could a murder conspiracy be lurking behind the scenes at UnitedHealthcare?We unravel the shocking assassination of its CEO, exploring layers of intrigue and suspicion that question the very integrity of the investigation. With a mix of humor and skepticism, we dissect the bizarre arrest and ponder if anesthesia coverage policies could really be a motive. Alongside the serious analysis, we sprinkle in some laughter about celebrity blunders to lighten the mood.Scandals in the world of the rich and famous often hide dark secrets. We navigate the murky waters of celebrity culture, focusing on allegations against icons like P Diddy and Jay-Z. Our conversation explores the societal implications of these scandals, such as power dynamics and safeguarding the vulnerable. In a whirlwind of gossip, we also tackle the complexities of personal relationships, drawing insights from the rollercoaster lives of Teddy Mellencamp, JLo, and others, where friendship and fame collide with public scrutiny.On a more personal note, we explore what it means to grow and flourish in relationships. From toxic patterns to the art of letting go, we share our own tales of love's ups and downs. Letting go of control and trusting life's process becomes a theme, as we relate to the unpredictability of real estate deals and the challenges of parenting. And for a touch of whimsy, we even chat about the surprising resurgence of maroon in fashion, bringing some joyful color to our relatable journey of self-improvement and style mishaps.Tune in as we embrace the chaos of life, just like you!

Have you ever wondered if the price of fame could be more than just wealth and recognition?This episode takes a poignant look at the shadowy side of celebrity life, starting with the mysterious circumstances surrounding Liam Payne's tragic fate. We unravel the layers of speculation and intrigue that often accompany Hollywood's brightest stars, questioning if there's more than meets the eye. Join us as we reflect on the nature of success and the personal cost it may demand, featuring stories from the elusive world of Hollywood and our own brushes with the glittering yet challenging industry.From chasing dreams in Los Angeles to comedic adventures and unexpected life detours, we recount Tisha's vibrant journey to the heart of the entertainment world. Listen to our candid, humorous tales about headshots, celebrity encounters, and the surprising twists that life throws our way. We discuss the contrast between public personas and private realities and how our friendship keeps us grounded amidst the glitz and glamour. Our stories remind us that sometimes the best experiences come from the most unexpected paths, filled with laughter and resilience.Tackling the elusive quest for happiness, we explore societal shifts and generational perspectives on fulfillment. Reflecting on personal anecdotes and childhood memories, we delve into how family dynamics and upbringing shape our understanding of happiness. From mission trips that broaden our worldview to parenting challenges that test our values, we uncover the lessons learned from life's trials.Throughout these discussions, the importance of supportive friendships shines through, reminding us that true strength comes from those who stand by us, offering humor and tough love when we need it most.

Ever wondered if Kanye West is a clone or if your date should always pick up the tab?Join us for a rollercoaster of hilarity and honesty as we tackle these questions head-on. We chat about the age-old dinner debate and take a tongue-in-cheek look at celebrity conspiracies with some jaw-dropping twists. With Kristen Cavallari's "Let's Be Honest" podcast as a springboard, we explore the lighter side of celebrity culture while humorously tiptoeing around the Illuminati's supposed antics. It's a wild ride full of laughs and eyebrow-raising questions of honesty in the world of podcasting.Remember that Justin Bieber concert where shirt swaps seemed like a good idea?We do too, and we spill the beans on all the awkward, funny, and unexpected moments from that night.Then, it's off to a Kevin Hart show where laughs lead us into musings about age-gap relationships and shifting masculinity. We poke fun at the stereotype of younger women seeking older men and take a friendly jab at metrosexual husbands. Through relatable anecdotes and light-hearted banter, we paint a vivid picture of modern relationships and the quirks that make them so entertaining.As we turn our focus to parenting, we navigate the delicate balance between honesty and secrecy with our kids. From first kisses to cosmetic surgery, we share our own stories and the pressures we faced growing up, all with a sprinkle of humor. We debate whether shielding our children from our colorful pasts is beneficial or not, and even toy with launching a podcast called "Let's Be Liars." Through it all, we emphasize the importance of grounding our children in self-worth and healthy relationship dynamics. So buckle up for a laugh-filled exploration of dating, parenting, and everything in between!

Could the world of Mormon wives be more intriguing than reality TV suggests?Prepare for a sprinkle of scandal as we unravel the secretive phenomenon of "soft swinging" within the Mom Talk community. Join us for a candid conversation about the blurred lines between friendships and intimate connections, where reality often surpasses fiction. We'll share juicy stories and unexpected twists, offering a fresh take on authenticity, boundaries, and the rollercoaster of emotions accompanying such delicate dynamics.Have you ever wondered about the quirky and sometimes controversial cultural practices in the Mormon community?From the humorously dissected concept of "soaking" to the societal perceptions of cosmetic procedures like labiaplasty, we dive into the stories that make you double-take. We'll also explore the charmingly odd dynamics of relationships where baby talk softens the edges of everyday interactions, and how this playful language creates balance and understanding in partnerships. Navigating modern parenting and the ever-present digital age, we tackle the complexities of raising children amidst a sea of conspiracy theories and celebrity scandals. Sharing personal tales about the challenges of tech-influenced parenting, we reflect on the balance between protection and freedom, all while questioning the darker side of Hollywood culture.Tune in for a thought-provoking discussion on maintaining trust and communication in relationships, and how faith plays a crucial role in guiding parenting choices through today's tech-driven landscape.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

In Episode 54 of Jerkin' Around, your favorite hosts Teisha and Crystal dive into a whirlwind of emotions and experiences. Join us as we recount the highs of Kyle's birthday trip to Las Vegas—where the bright lights and vibrant energy made for an unforgettable celebration. While Kyle, Ben and Crystal partied it up in Sin City, Teisha made the heartfelt decision to stay home, and she shares her reflections on the importance of listening to her intuition and the joys of a quiet weekend in.This episode also touches on a deeply personal note for Crystal, as she opens up about her first Father's Day without her dad. Listen in as she candidly discusses the challenges of coping with loss and the small comforts that have helped her heal during this difficult time.After such an eventful season, Teisha and Crystal announce a well-deserved summer hiatus. We'll be taking a break until the fall to recharge and come back with even more stories, laughs, and heartfelt conversations.Tune in to this emotional and uplifting episode before we take a pause, and thank you for jerkin' around with us!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

In this episode of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal, we dive into Crystal's latest escapade at the airport. Crystal's travel tales will have you on the edge of your seat and laughing out loud. But that's not all! We tackle a tricky parenting topic: how much should you really tell your kids? Is it ever okay to lie, or should you always stick to the truth? We'll share our thoughts, personal experiences, and some surprising opinions on what details are best kept from little ears. Tune in for an episode filled with humor, honesty, and heartfelt discussions.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Join Teisha and Crystal on this inspiring episode of Jerkin' Around as Crystal shares her transformative experiences from her recent mission trip to Guatemala with Hope 4 Kids International. This incredible organization is dedicated to restoring dignity to innocent children and families suffering from extreme poverty and disease. Crystal takes us on a journey through the heartwarming and challenging moments of her trip, highlighting how Hope 4 Kids International is making a tangible difference. From providing clean water and building medical and dental clinics to establishing emergency medical funds, their efforts are designed to help impoverished villages become self-sufficient through life-saving programs.In this episode, we explore the profound impact of stepping out of your comfort zone and serving others. Crystal and Teisha discuss the importance of service, the humbling experience of witnessing life in areas with so much less, and the gratitude that comes from these encounters. Tune in for an episode that reminds us all of the blessings we often take for granted and the power of compassion in action.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

In this enlightening episode of Jerkin' Around, join Teisha and Crystal as they delve into the profound importance of building God Confidence instead of relying on worldly confidence. Discover how to see yourself and others through God's eyes, fostering a deeper, more meaningful self-worth.We explore the transformative power of prayer and share inspiring faith-building experiences. Crystal recounts her unforgettable mission trip in 7th grade, a journey made possible through the power of prayer and unwavering faith. Her story is a testament to the miraculous ways God answers prayers and guides us on our paths.Tune in for an episode filled with hope, inspiration, and the miraculous nature of prayer. Whether you're seeking to strengthen your faith or simply in need of a spiritual uplift, this episode promises to resonate deeply.Link to CCV Service with John Maxwell: https://ccv.church/full-service?MessageId=10291--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

In this milestone 50th episode of Jerkin' Around, Teisha and Crystal dive into some deeply personal and thought-provoking topics. Tune in as we discuss how the decision to wait until marriage to be intimate can shape your relationship. Reflect on the challenges and excitement of dating in your early 20s, and the feelings of being left behind as friends hit major life milestones.Teisha introduces us to her adorable new dog and shares some heartwarming (and funny) moments. We also tackle the important topic of how to talk to kids about sex, offering practical advice and insights.In a more somber segment, we talk about a recent accident involving a friend's son. This serves as a crucial reminder about the importance of discussing bike and scooter safety with your children and staying vigilant as drivers.Join us for a blend of humor, heartfelt conversations, and valuable lessons in Episode 50 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal!Subscribe now and never miss an episode!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to Episode 49 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In this episode, Teisha opens up about her fear of flying, sharing her personal experiences and tips for overcoming this common fear. Meanwhile, Crystal drops a bombshell announcement - she's stepping back from her role as an agent in Real Estate. Don't worry, Holtorf Homes will continue to thrive as Crystal transitions into a mentoring role. Tune in as Crystal reflects on the importance of prioritizing family and the impact it has had on her life. This candid conversation is filled with insights, laughter, and a whole lot of heart. Don't miss out on this episode of Jerkin' Around!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 48 of Jerkin' Around as they delve into the profound yet humorous journey of listening to intuition and surrendering to God's will. Crystal shares an uplifting tale from a recent church sermon, inspiring listeners to reflect on their own spiritual paths. Meanwhile, Teisha candidly discusses her realization of the need for a significant parenting shift at home, sparking relatable conversations about the challenges and joys of raising children. As laughter fills the air, the duo reminisces about youthful escapades, including a hilarious anecdote where Teisha's intuition took center stage... perhaps a bit too much. Tune in for a blend of wisdom, warmth, and laughter as Teisha and Crystal navigate life's twists and turns with authenticity and humor.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 47 of Jerkin' Around as they dive into the complexities of modern parenting and the intense world of competitive sports for kids. In this episode, they navigate the treacherous waters of decision-making, from grappling with the right time to introduce phones and social media to kids, to the delicate balance of keeping them engaged without overwhelming them.With candid discussions and personal anecdotes, Teisha and Crystal explore the myriad choices parents face in today's digital age. From setting boundaries on screen time to fostering healthy relationships with technology, they tackle the tough questions head-on, offering insights and strategies for navigating the ever-evolving landscape of parenting in a connected world.But the conversation doesn't stop there. Teisha and Crystal also delve into the world of competitive sports for children, examining the fine line between nurturing talent and pushing too hard. Drawing from their own experiences and observations, they unpack the benefits and drawbacks of intensive training and travel teams, highlighting the importance of finding a healthy balance that prioritizes both physical and emotional well-being.Whether you're a seasoned parent or just starting out on the journey, this episode offers valuable insights and perspectives on the challenges and rewards of raising children in today's fast-paced world. Tune in as Teisha and Crystal Jerk Around with humor, honesty, and heart, navigating the highs and lows of parenting and sportsmanship with grace and gusto.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

On this episode of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal, we dive into the importance of embracing our strengths and seeking wisdom from those who know more than us. Teisha and Crystal share their own experiences of discovering what they excel at and how surrounding yourself with the right people can make all the difference.We also explore the fascinating topic of different learning styles and how they can impact our coping mechanisms as adults. From visual learners to hands-on learners, understanding how we process information can shed light on why we react the way we do in challenging situations.Life isn't always smooth sailing, and we discuss those tough seasons where everything feels like an uphill battle. Teisha and Crystal share candidly about how putting God first has been a guiding light during their lowest moments. When the going gets tough, leaning into faith can provide the strength needed to navigate life's storms.Join us for an insightful and uplifting conversation about embracing strengths, learning styles, and the importance of prioritizing faith during life's challenges. Jerkin' Around is here to inspire and encourage you on your journey!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to Episode 45 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal!In this episode, we dive into the inspiring story of country music sensation Luke Bryan and his journey of finding spirituality in unexpected places. From his music to his personal life, we explore how he discovers God in everything and the power of gratitude for unanswered prayers.We also dish out our thoughts on free samples and the personalities that come into play. Which one are you? Join the conversation as we uncover the quirks of sampling etiquette.Then, we tackle the age-old debate of keeping your circle small versus welcoming everyone with open arms. Is it better to have a tight-knit group of friends or to embrace a wider network of acquaintances? Tune in as we share our perspectives and discuss the dynamics of social circles.Lastly, we reflect on the inevitable shortcomings we all face in our relationships. From misunderstandings to missed opportunities, we explore the complexities of human connection and the importance of forgiveness and growth.Join Teisha and Crystal for a heartfelt and insightful discussion on life, spirituality, and the quirks of human behavior in Episode 45 of Jerkin' Around!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Get ready to kick back and relax with Episode 44 of Jerkin’ Around! Join Teisha and Crystal as they dish out all the juicy details about Reality TV, from guilty pleasures to jaw-dropping moments that keep us glued to the screen.Dive into the wild world of celeb gossip as they spill the tea on Kristin Cavallari's wild ride with Bufo and other eyebrow-raising encounters. It's all the drama you crave, served with a side of witty commentary.Ever feel like the more you make, the more you spend? Yeah, us too! The hosts tackle this age-old conundrum, and how simplicity is the new black in a world gone mad with excess.And speaking of excess, find out how to nurture critical thinking in the next generation and why it's more important than ever. From debunking fake news to encouraging curiosity, they've got the inside scoop on raising mini geniuses.Discover how to stay chill in a world that's always go-go-go. With practical tips and relatable anecdotes, the hosts talk openly about focusing on what matters most, even when life throws you a curveball.So grab your snacks, kick up your feet, and join the fun on Jerkin’ Around Episode 44. It's a rollercoaster ride of laughs, insights, and everything in between!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

In Episode 43 of "Jerkin Around," Teisha and Crystal dive headfirst into the wild world of Reality TV, with a spotlight on Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky’s marriage. From the drama-filled gossip, and rumors of her latest ventures with Morgan Wade, no stone is left unturned as they explore the allure and impact of reality television.But that's not all; the duo gets personal as they open up about Teisha's OnlyFans interest. With candid insights and laughter aplenty, they navigate through the complexities of modern-day self-expression.Delving deeper, Teisha and Crystal reflect on childhood experiences that continue to shape their adult lives, from amusing anecdotes to poignant realizations. With a mix of humor and introspection, they unpack how these formative moments influence their present-day antics and relationships.Lastly, the dynamic duo tackles the controversial topic of adversity in childhood, exploring the delicate balance between nurturing and allowing children to face challenges. Through personal anecdotes and expert insights, they explore how adversity can foster resilience and confidence in young minds.Tune in to Episode 43 of "Jerkin Around" for a rollercoaster ride through Reality TV revelations, personal journeys, and the enduring impact of childhood experiences. Get ready to laugh, reflect, and maybe even shed a tear as Teisha and Crystal bring their trademark blend of wit and wisdom to the mic.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 42 of "Jerkin' Around" as they dive into a rich tapestry of topics that touch both the heart and the mind. In this episode, they sprinkle in some pop culture, share stories of who they admire, and delve into the profound journey of recognizing the season of life you're in. Through candid conversations, they remind listeners that it's okay not to be okay sometimes, acknowledging the weight of life's challenges. However, amidst the heaviness, they uncover the beauty of embracing life's seasons, finding joy in it all and focusing on what truly matters. Tune in for an uplifting and thought-provoking discussion that will leave you with a renewed perspective on navigating life's ups and downs.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to another hilarious episode of Jerkin' Around with your hosts Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 41, we're thrilled to introduce some very special guests - OUR DAUGHTERS! Get ready for a peek into the chaos, laughter, and love that comes with raising three teenage girls.Join us as we dive into the wild world of cell phones, teenage distractions, and the unique dynamics of life at home and with friends. From their favorite things about being teenagers to their dream day with Mom, this episode is packed with laughs and teenage antics.We'll explore what it's like to navigate the ups and downs of middle school life, and our daughters share their thoughts on what they hope to do differently when they have families of their own.Tune in for a fun-filled conversation that's sure to leave you smiling and reminiscing about your own teenage years. Don't miss out on the hilarity and heartfelt moments on Jerkin' Around - Episode 41 with our special guests, OUR DAUGHTERS!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome back to Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 40, we dive deep into the realm of emotions. Do you have them? Spoiler alert: some of us do! (Jkjk)First up, we dissect some juicy spoilers from the latest season of LOVE IS BLIND. The drama, the romance, and everything in between - we spill all the tea!But then, we take a poignant turn as we tackle the tough topic of grief. Crystal opens up about her recent loss, sharing the raw reality of her struggles since her dad's passing. It's a heartfelt reminder that grief knows no timeline, and sometimes, it's okay to not be okay.We explore the importance of checking in on our loved ones, especially during their darkest days. Crystal's vulnerability serves as a powerful reminder that behind the curated facade of social media, there's often a hidden battle that deserves acknowledgment and support.Tune in as we navigate the turbulent waters of emotions, from the highs of love to the lows of loss, and everything in between. Remember, it's okay to feel, it's okay to grieve, and it's okay to not always have it together. Join us for an episode packed with authenticity, empathy, and a few unexpected twists along the way. Let's jerk around with feelings together!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to another exciting episode of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 39, we have the pleasure of welcoming the incredible Cheri Beltramo as our special guest.Join us as we dive into deep discussions about marriage, parenting, and finding balance in every season of life. Cheri, a certified Life Coach with a wealth of experience, shares her invaluable insights on navigating the complexities of relationships and personal growth.With nearly three decades of marriage under her belt and two adult children, Cheri brings a unique perspective to the table. Her unwavering faith in God adds depth and authenticity to our conversation, making this episode a must-listen for anyone seeking guidance in their own journey.Whether you're taking your first steps into adulthood or embracing the challenges of parenthood, this episode is packed with wisdom and practical advice. Get ready to be inspired, challenged, and equipped with the tools you need to move forward in life.Tune in and join the conversation as we uncover gems of wisdom that will resonate with you long after the episode ends. Get your notepads ready because you won't want to miss a single moment of this enriching discussion!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

In Episode 38 of Jerkin' Around, join Teisha and Crystal as they delve into the whirlwind of topics that life throws their way. Strap in for a rollercoaster ride as they unpack Teisha's infamous road rage moment, sharing hilarious anecdotes and insights into the trials and tribulations of navigating traffic when Crystal isn’t the passenger princess Teisha needs her to be.Teisha and Crystal take you on a journey through the antics of traveling together, recounting the mishaps, adventures, and memorable moments that come with hitting the road with a friend.The conversation takes a heartfelt turn as they discuss the intricacies of navigating marriage amidst life's chaos. Sharing personal stories and reflections, Teisha and Crystal offer candid advice on how to strengthen relationships, weather storms, and find laughter amidst the turbulence of everyday life.So buckle up and tune in to Episode 38 of Jerkin' Around for a dose of laughter, introspection, and camaraderie as Teisha and Crystal take you on a ride through life's highways.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to Episode 37 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In this special episode, we're joined by the amazing Allie Seto. We talk about her life, from meeting and dating her husband, to navigating college cheerleading and parenting three kids after IVF. Join us as we delve into Allie's laid-back parenting style and how she manages to keep her cool no matter what life throws her way. Get ready for laughs, good vibes, and plenty of fun anecdotes, because with Allie, it's always a good time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to Episode 36 of Jerkin Around with Teisha and Crystal! Today, we dive deep into the art of finding joy in our current stage of life. Join us as we reflect on the simpler (yet challenging) times when our kids were toddlers, reminiscing about the moments that defined our evolution as parents.In this episode, we explore the complexities of parenting, acknowledging how the challenges shift as our children grow. Do you learn best from observing others' mistakes, or do you need to experience them firsthand? We discuss the merits of both approaches and share our insights on navigating parenthood's ever-changing landscape.As we reminisce about Crystal's college days as president of her sorority, we uncover valuable lessons learned and hurdles overcome, including the journey to strengthen her faith in God. Meanwhile, Teisha opens up about coping strategies during Ben's time away, and her stories will be sure to keep you laughing!We explore the significance of fostering open communication with our children as they mature and the transformative power of being fully present in their lives. Join us for a candid conversation filled with laughter, reflection, and wisdom gained from life's many chapters. Jerkin Around with Teisha and Crystal: where every stage of life is an adventure worth exploring!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome back to Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 35, we dive deep into the essence of eternal focus, celebrate those divine 'God moments,' and explore the art of being genuinely proud of our friends. We also dish out some grocery pickup etiquette and discuss the importance of playing to people's strengths instead of focusing on the areas they need to improve.Join us as we share insightful anecdotes, laugh-out-loud moments, and heartfelt reflections on how staying focused on the eternal can shape our daily lives. From recognizing those precious 'God moments' to lifting each other up and embracing the beauty of diversity in strengths, this episode is packed with inspiration and practical advice.So grab your favorite beverage, cozy up, and tune in to Episode 35 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal for a refreshing blend of wisdom, laughter, and camaraderie. Let's navigate life's twists and turns together, one heartfelt conversation at a time!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Join Teisha and Crystal on Episode 34 of "Jerkin Around" as they welcome the inspiring Julia Larish to the show. In this engaging episode, Julia shares her remarkable journey through marriage, career, and personal growth with grace and resilience.As the co-owner of AZ Sky Volleyball Academy and Dead Red Conditioning, Julia brings a wealth of experience and insight to the conversation. Listeners will discover how she balances the demands of entrepreneurship while striving to be her best self in every aspect of life.Tune in as Teisha, Crystal, and Julia delve into the strategies, challenges, and triumphs Julia has encountered along her path. From the highs and lows of her dating life to the dedication required to excel in business, Julia offers invaluable wisdom on making it work, even when the odds seem stacked against you.Don't miss this empowering episode filled with candid discussions, heartfelt anecdotes, and practical advice. Whether you're seeking inspiration for your own journey or simply curious about the keys to success, “Grace Under Pressure” with Julia Larish is sure to leave you motivated and uplifted.Get more from Julia at: https://teamdrc.com/classes/Nutrition-Coaching--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support

Welcome to Episode 33 of Jerkin Around! In this heartfelt installment, hosts Teisha and Crystal share their reflections on Bob's memorial service, exploring the significance of legacy and the impact we leave behind. The duo delves into the complexities of parenting, discussing the challenges and joys that come with shaping the next generation.But that's not all – buckle up as Teisha and Crystal confess their unabashed obsession with the one and only Julia Larish. From her graceful parenting, and inspiring achievements to her humble confidence, the hosts leave no stone unturned in their admiration for this remarkable individual. We are working on getting her on as a guest! Join the laughter, tears, and revelations in this emotionally charged episode as Jerkin Around continues to blend humor, introspection, and a sprinkle of obsession. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and thought-provoking conversations that will keep you hooked from start to finish!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jerkinaroundpodcast/support