Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal
by Teisha + Crystal
Jerkin around: a podcast about navigating life and love with humor and heart. Almost 30 years of friendship doesn’t come without untold stories, embarrassing secrets, and ridiculous antics. From high school, college, and the single life — to marriage, children and everything in between. Join us for a dose of unfiltered reality with a whole lot of laughs. Whether you are driving to work, want to hang with your girlfriends or just need an encouraging reminder that it’s all going to be okay. We will be here- just jerkin around.
Episodes
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S4 E7: COLLEGE, DEBT & ADULTING GOOD LUCK!
A re-record, a little oversharing, and one very questionable hand-on-the-inner-thigh habit. Just another day on Jerkin Around. We get into friendship chaos, comfort shows, the rising price of college, and the big question: is a $50K degree actually worth it? Then we spiral into fear of flying,...
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S4 E6: This Is Why Your Brain Goes "Ooo... Let's Obsess Over That." 🥴
Your brain is basically that one friend who believes everything you say... even when you're joking. So maybe stop calling yourself old every five minutes. 😅 This episode starts with pillow debates, AI photo fails, and the heartbreaking realization that readers might actually be in our future.…
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S4 E5: Friendship, FOMO & Emotionally Unstable Opinions 😉
The fastest way to test a friendship? Wear a terrible outfit and see who has the courage to stop you. This episode has it all: fashion interventions, friends who tell the truth, and the ones who let you walk around looking like a clearance rack exploded. We also talk vacation guilt, those lovely...
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S4 E4: Coping Mechanisms We Do NOT Recommend
We all have coping mechanisms. Some of ours should come with a warning label and a locked cabinet. One phone call and life goes completely off the rails. Next thing you know, it’s Cheesecake Factory at 2 a.m. on a hospital floor, trying not to emotionally fall apart in public. This episode is…
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S4 E3: Coping 101: Spray Tans & Slot Machine Therapy
A spray tan goes wild, we roast each other like pros, and somehow it turns into a therapy session about surviving life when everything is ridiculous. We’re Crystal and Teisha, hopping from Luke Combs to reality TV drama to the dumb stuff we bought online, then landing in the messy, real-life…
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S4 E2: Winning at Life… Sort Of
The mic’s back after a chaotic month, and we’re diving straight into cringe, marriage negotiations, and a Nationals weekend that went from “oh no” to first place. Along the way, we laugh, stress, and flex that resilience muscle hard. We cover tiny moments with big lessons: cigars in front of…
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S4 E1: Our Not-So-Perfect Reset
Life got loud, calendars exploded, and somehow summer tripped and fell straight into fall. So yeah, we hit reset. We’re back with longer monthly episodes, and we’re starting spicy, marriage dynamics, bedroom conversations, and a viral clip that absolutely ran wild without its context. We get into...
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S3 E24: Season 3 Finale
Season 3 is done, and we’re going full Chick-fil-A—closed for summer and open for poolside chaos, family time, and snacks we don’t have to share. In this episode, we reflect on the wild ride from “should we even do a podcast?” to building a secret sisterhood of women who are over the...
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S3 E23: Who Knew Easter Could Be This Messy?
Did your Easter look more like chaos and chocolate-fueled meltdowns than a curated Instagram post? Good,you're in the right place. We’re talking missed church, egg fights, and one mom wondering if ungrateful kids are part of the resurrection story. Meanwhile, influencers are out here staging…
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S3 E22: It's Not That Deep
So we were so sure we were dishing out solid dating advice… until we realized we might’ve been totally off. Oops 🤐 In this episode, Crystal and Teisha spiral (in the best way) through breakups, ghosting, and the infamous “talking stage” that feels like purgatory in cute outfits. Somewhere along...
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S3 E21: How to Make Your Husband Less Grouchy and Survive a Bear Attack
Why are men always low-key grumpy? Plot twist: they just want attention. Yep, like giant toddlers with beards. This episode is about reviving that girlfriend energy in your marriage—flirty texts, random compliments, and maybe even hyping up his (totally unnecessary) naked golf swing in the…
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S3 E20: Hello, God? Pick Up, It’s Urgent!
Want a story that’ll leave you speechless? Trisha went out for a normal night with friends and ended up fighting for her life, drugged, kidnapped, and beaten, with no way to escape. In her most desperate moment, she started reciting the Lord’s Prayer. The kidnappers’ eerie response? “Don’t bring...
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S3 E19: Is Your Spouse Still #1 When Life’s a Hot Mess?
Marriage after kids can feel like a juggling act except your relationship’s the one getting dropped. We’re diving into how to bring back that spark, from playful touches in the kitchen to breaking free from the “shoulds” that drain the fun out of life. Turns out, physical touch isn’t just about...
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S3 E18: Sex, Supplements & Definitely Calling My Therapist
That TikTok where Teisha joked about "playing dead" to avoid intimacy? Yeah, it blew up with people predicting divorce. But honestly, it says more about how uncomfortable we are with real marriage talk than anything wrong at home. We’re spilling the truth about marriage: why men are microwaves...
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S3 E17: Seeking Zen While Your Phone Stages a Coup
Ever scroll past an influencer’s perfect morning routine: 5AM workouts, flawless lipstick, and a color-coded calendar and think, “LOL, absolutely not”? Same. This episode is basically a judgment-free zone for life’s hot mess moments. We’re talking about those questionable intimacy signals in...
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S3 E16: Covered in Glitter & Questionable Life Choices
What started as a cheer competition in Dallas turned into a full-blown fight-or-flight panic when chaos broke out at the convention center. One minute, we were just proud, cheer moms—next thing you know, we’re hiding in a bathroom stall, sprinting through downtown with our terrified kids…
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S3 E15: Mommy’s Little Cocktail: Wine, Xanax & a Side of Poop
Buckle up for this wild ride on Jerking Around, where we dive headfirst into flight freakouts, family chaos, and all the ridiculousness in between. Tisha spills on her fear of flying and how a little too much wine (and a diaper improvisation) turned one trip into pure comedy gold. We’re serving…
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S3 E14: Oops! Cupid Struck, Closet Shook, & Faith Took Off
Ever walked into a room and suddenly you’re in a relationship you didn’t know about? We kick things off with some playful roasting and welcome our newest partner-in-crime, Melissa, before diving into Paige DeSorbo’s breakup and the age-old debate, can you really stay friends with an ex? (Let’s…
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S3 E13: Tea, Tantrums, & Co-Parenting Confessions
Ever caught yourself cracking up at your own jokes in a car full of kids? Same here. This episode kicks off with our brilliant idea to listen to Jerking Around on a family road trip, leading to nonstop laughs and our daughters seriously questioning us. From there, we dive into the Paige and Craig...
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S3 E12: From Hardware Hijinks to Hollywood Hope
Ever had a hardware store encounter so awkward you needed a support group afterward? We kick things off with a Home Depot misadventure involving a very enthusiastic employee, leaving us cackling all the way home and questioning why we ever leave the house. Also, quick PSA: thanks for sticking…
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S3 E11: Celebrity Breakups, Parenting Misadventures, and the Quirks of Romance
Ever feel like celebrity breakups are running on repeat? This week, we dive headfirst into the latest gossip bomb: Paige from Giggly Squad and Craig from Southern Charm calling it quits. With cheating rumors swirling, we ask the age-old question—where there’s smoke, is there always fire? Of…
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S3 E10: LA Fires, Conspiracy Theories, and Insurance Mysteries
Could the fiery chaos engulfing Los Angeles be part of a bigger, not-so-natural plan? On this episode of Jerking Around, we dive headfirst into the wild theories buzzing around town—like whispers of a master plan to turn LA into a high-tech "smart city" just in time for the Olympics. Toss in the...
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S3 EP9: Digital Dramas and Family Feuds
What if your Tesla had a stand-up routine while it chauffeured you around? Strap in for a wild ride through the techy chaos with Tisha and me, where we try to figure out self-driving cars and Alexa’s suspiciously judgmental stare—half awe, half panic. Teisha spills the beans on how she’s turned...
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S3 E8: Social Media Myths and Holiday Mishaps
Ever wonder how a viral TikTok could spark a whirlwind of conspiracy theories and legal worries? Join us as we navigate the chaos that ensued after our clip about a rumored story involving Justin Bieber and P Diddy caught fire, only to be yanked from the platform. Tisha opens up about the anxiety...
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S3 E7: Letting Go and Embracing Life's Chaos
What if you could transform grief into a catalyst for growth and connection? Join us as we navigate the emotional landscape of loss, sharing deeply personal stories of our first Thanksgiving without my dad and the bittersweet memories of our last family trip to Vegas. Through tears and laughter…
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S3 E6: Celebrity Politics, Family Chaos, and the Evolution of Love
Have you ever wondered how pop stars sway political landscapes or how celebrity relationships mirror fictional tales? Join us on "Jerking Around" as we stumble into these discussions and more, starting with the hilarity of accidental matching outfits and our podcast's rebranding blunder. We...
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S3 EP5: Espresso Martini Nights and Social Media Realities
Ever wondered if Britney Spears is really free, or if there's a clone conspiracy brewing? Join us for some playful banter on "Jerking Around," where we tackle everything from underwear organization to Bible study, and yes, those wild clone theories about Britney. Kristen Cavallari's podcast...
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S3 E4: Murder, Celebrity Scandals, and Embracing Life's Chaos
Could a murder conspiracy be lurking behind the scenes at UnitedHealthcare? We unravel the shocking assassination of its CEO, exploring layers of intrigue and suspicion that question the very integrity of the investigation. With a mix of humor and skepticism, we dissect the bizarre arrest and...
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S3 EP3: The Price of Fame, Hollywood Secrets, and Finding True Happiness
Have you ever wondered if the price of fame could be more than just wealth and recognition? This episode takes a poignant look at the shadowy side of celebrity life, starting with the mysterious circumstances surrounding Liam Payne's tragic fate. We unravel the layers of speculation and intrigue...
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S3 EP2: Dating Dilemmas and Celebrity Conspiracy Theories
Ever wondered if Kanye West is a clone or if your date should always pick up the tab? Join us for a rollercoaster of hilarity and honesty as we tackle these questions head-on. We chat about the age-old dinner debate and take a tongue-in-cheek look at celebrity conspiracies with some jaw-dropping...
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S3 EP1: Intimacy, Gossip, and the Age of Technology
Could the world of Mormon wives be more intriguing than reality TV suggests? Prepare for a sprinkle of scandal as we unravel the secretive phenomenon of "soft swinging" within the Mom Talk community. Join us for a candid conversation about the blurred lines between friendships and intimate...
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Episode 54: Birthday Bash, Staying Home, and Healing Hearts
In Episode 54 of Jerkin' Around, your favorite hosts Teisha and Crystal dive into a whirlwind of emotions and experiences. Join us as we recount the highs of Kyle's birthday trip to Las Vegas—where the bright lights and vibrant energy made for an unforgettable celebration. While Kyle, Ben and...
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Episode 53: Free Teisha and The Truth Dilemma
In this episode of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal, we dive into Crystal's latest escapade at the airport. Crystal's travel tales will have you on the edge of your seat and laughing out loud. But that's not all! We tackle a tricky parenting topic: how much should you really tell your kids?...
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Episode 52: Spreading Hope in Guatemala with Hope 4 Kids International
Join Teisha and Crystal on this inspiring episode of Jerkin' Around as Crystal shares her transformative experiences from her recent mission trip to Guatemala with Hope 4 Kids International. This incredible organization is dedicated to restoring dignity to innocent children and families suffering...
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Episode 51: Building God Confidence
In this enlightening episode of Jerkin' Around, join Teisha and Crystal as they delve into the profound importance of building God Confidence instead of relying on worldly confidence. Discover how to see yourself and others through God's eyes, fostering a deeper, more meaningful self-worth. We...
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Episode 50 - Milestones, Memories and New Beginnings
In this milestone 50th episode of Jerkin' Around, Teisha and Crystal dive into some deeply personal and thought-provoking topics. Tune in as we discuss how the decision to wait until marriage to be intimate can shape your relationship. Reflect on the challenges and excitement of dating in your...
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Episode 49 - Taking Flight, Crystal's Big Announcement
Welcome to Episode 49 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In this episode, Teisha opens up about her fear of flying, sharing her personal experiences and tips for overcoming this common fear. Meanwhile, Crystal drops a bombshell announcement - she's stepping back from her role as an agent…
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Episode 48: Trusting Intuition and Finding God's Will
Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 48 of Jerkin' Around as they delve into the profound yet humorous journey of listening to intuition and surrendering to God's will. Crystal shares an uplifting tale from a recent church sermon, inspiring listeners to reflect on their own spiritual paths....
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Episode 47: Parenting Challenges and the Reality of Competitive Sports for Kids
Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 47 of Jerkin' Around as they dive into the complexities of modern parenting and the intense world of competitive sports for kids. In this episode, they navigate the treacherous waters of decision-making, from grappling with the right time to introduce phones and...
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Episode 46: Leaning into Strengths and Coping with Life's Seasons
On this episode of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal, we dive into the importance of embracing our strengths and seeking wisdom from those who know more than us. Teisha and Crystal share their own experiences of discovering what they excel at and how surrounding yourself with the right…
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Episode 45: Gratitude, Samples, and Social Circles
Welcome to Episode 45 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In this episode, we dive into the inspiring story of country music sensation Luke Bryan and his journey of finding spirituality in unexpected places. From his music to his personal life, we explore how he discovers God in everything...
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Episode 44 - Getting Real: Reality TV, Celeb Gossip, and Keeping It Simple!
Get ready to kick back and relax with Episode 44 of Jerkin’ Around! Join Teisha and Crystal as they dish out all the juicy details about Reality TV, from guilty pleasures to jaw-dropping moments that keep us glued to the screen.Dive into the wild world of celeb gossip as they spill the tea on...
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Episode 43 - Reality TV Revelations and Childhood Antics
In Episode 43 of "Jerkin Around," Teisha and Crystal dive headfirst into the wild world of Reality TV, with a spotlight on Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky’s marriage. From the drama-filled gossip, and rumors of her latest ventures with Morgan Wade, no stone is left unturned as they explore the...
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Episode 42: Seasons of Life: Navigating Pop Culture, Admiration, and Inspiration
Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 42 of "Jerkin' Around" as they dive into a rich tapestry of topics that touch both the heart and the mind. In this episode, they sprinkle in some pop culture, share stories of who they admire, and delve into the profound journey of recognizing the season of life...
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Episode 41 - Teenage Tales: Jerkin' Around with Our Three Daughters!
Welcome to another hilarious episode of Jerkin' Around with your hosts Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 41, we're thrilled to introduce some very special guests - OUR DAUGHTERS! Get ready for a peek into the chaos, laughter, and love that comes with raising three teenage girls. Join us as we dive...
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Episode 40: Exploring Feelings, Love, Loss, and the Truth Behind the Screen
Welcome back to Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 40, we dive deep into the realm of emotions. Do you have them? Spoiler alert: some of us do! (Jkjk) First up, we dissect some juicy spoilers from the latest season of LOVE IS BLIND. The drama, the romance, and everything in…
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Episode 39 - Navigating Life's Seasons: Marriage, Parenting, and Balance with Cheri Beltramo
Welcome to another exciting episode of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In Episode 39, we have the pleasure of welcoming the incredible Cheri Beltramo as our special guest. Join us as we dive into deep discussions about marriage, parenting, and finding balance in every season of life.…
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Episode 38: Road Rage, Travel Antics, Marriage, and Parenting
In Episode 38 of Jerkin' Around, join Teisha and Crystal as they delve into the whirlwind of topics that life throws their way. Strap in for a rollercoaster ride as they unpack Teisha's infamous road rage moment, sharing hilarious anecdotes and insights into the trials and tribulations of...
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Episode 37: The One With Allie Seto
Welcome to Episode 37 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal! In this special episode, we're joined by the amazing Allie Seto. We talk about her life, from meeting and dating her husband, to navigating college cheerleading and parenting three kids after IVF. Join us as we delve into Allie's...
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Episode 36 - Sorority Stories, Teisha’s Snooki Era and Paris Hilton
Welcome to Episode 36 of Jerkin Around with Teisha and Crystal! Today, we dive deep into the art of finding joy in our current stage of life. Join us as we reflect on the simpler (yet challenging) times when our kids were toddlers, reminiscing about the moments that defined our evolution as...
About this show
Jerkin around: a podcast about navigating life and love with humor and heart. Almost 30 years of friendship doesn’t come without untold stories, embarrassing secrets, and ridiculous antics. From high school, college, and the single life — to marriage, children and everything in between. Join us for a dose of unfiltered reality with a whole lot of laughs. Whether you are driving to work, want to hang with your girlfriends or just need an encouraging reminder that it’s all going to be okay. We will be here- just jerkin around.
Hosted by
Teisha + Crystal