Jesus Stole Our Movies

we're back with a blast of a new episode. Hannah,from the socials and such, brings along a classic flick. and we have fun discussing the Christian response to it, before breaking it down and having a go at it. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

we're back with a brand new episode! we get deep into Phil Phillips and his hatred for He-Man, and we watch an episode for the first time. hang out with us, and get ready for what's to come. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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we wrap up our discussion on the 1988 classic, and let slip what's in for our future.

we finally get into the film Willow, and discuss why it's so gahdam special. plus, we make some silliness. we hope you enjoy, come back next week for the conclusion!theme Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, we finally begin to break Willows Curse! we discuss Christianity's reaction to fantasy, and begin our discussion on the Ron Howard directed Epic.

this episode, Willows Curse continues! we still haven't finished the script to the epic that is Willow. so, we decided to check out 2 shows from when we were kids. shows that were banned from our homes due to strict Christian parents. watch along with us as we have some fun!

this episode is full to the brim! we invite you to watch 4 "banned from our homes" shows with us! we experience some for the first time, and wax poetic the first time we DID see some others as an older person. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

this week we're releasing the second episode of our patreon show! we discuss our top 10 favorite shows and why they mean a lot to us! next week, WILLOW! (HOPEFULLY! LOL!)

We're back with a look at one of Donavon's favorite movies! We discuss why Zak and Donavon BOTH weren't allowed to watch it, and what Christian parents have to say about it. Then, we dive into the classic flick and make fun while breaking it down. Theme: Vampire by Mustard PlugOutro: Come On Elileen by Save Ferris

in this short but sweet episode, Donavon and Zak watch an episode of Tales From The Crypt and invite you to watch along.

in this episode Donavon and Zak finish up the film and wrap it up on a note of what's to come and who's visiting.

this episode, we're joined by Calvin Smith as we take on the highly controversial film, and have a few words for J.K.Rowling.

this episode, we are releasing our very first patreon episode. This way you can see what we do there and you can have some fun that doesn't involve too much triggering church stuff. we Will be back with our regular episodes next week.

this episode, we listen to a few sermons about the classic anime, and watch a few episodes to see what all the Christian concern is all about. then we discuss the uses of indoctrination.theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

we conclude our look at the classic horror flick and lose track of the topic a few times.Theme Vampire by Mustard Plug

This episode, we couldnt get our schedules to work out, so we recorded seprate watch alongs. Just to make sure we got you guys something this week. Enjoy!

In this episode, Zak watches the Classic film for the first time and Donavon tells us why it's one of his favorites before taking a Christian look at it.

we're back for another watch along! this time, we finish up the cliffhanger from the last Buffy episode. we watch it's conclusion and get a little silly. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, we conclude our discussion on the sequel to the Power Rangers Movie. and we FINALLY see some morphing!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

this episode, we are joined by our old friends Steve and Alec from the This Fire Podcast. join us as we get super nerdy and discuss why Christian parents had a problem with the power rangers. again. cuz they just don't stop having problems. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

On this episode, we are joined by Jesus Unfollower himself, Kevin! He brings along the Feel-Good classic and helps us break it down. Also, we get a bit of an origin story of his life in Christianity and his current projects!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, we watch and dissect the 90s classic. we also discuss whether or not Christian parents had a problem with the flick.theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, Zak watches the classic for the first time and Donavon breaks down the film. we also discuss how Christians thought they could fight their own gremlins. There's some audio issues in the first couple of minutes, but it levels out. Theme by Mustard Plug

In this episode we conclude our discussion of the film with Joshua and Prez from Original Sinfluencer. We talk about Father Carris being legitimately insane and whether or not Reagans art skills were used to defile statues. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

join us for our inaugural episode of our chick track masterpiece theater. we've done this for Halloween, but now we are extending to other holidays. we dramatically read in parody the chick tract humbug. as we're joined by guests from American Hysteria podcast, your music saved us podcast and this fire podcast. Plus many others. join us won't you

this episode we're joined by special guests Joshua and Prez from the TikTok and Instagram handle " Original Sinfluencer ". in part 1 we discuss the Christian outcries for the movie and our personal experiences with it. Including this being the first time Zak has seen it. then, we get into the beginning of the "Scariest Movie Ever Made". Come back next week for Part 2! where we breakdown the rest of the movie!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

in this episode, Donavon and Zak watch The Monster Squad for the first time. they discuss why Christians had an issue with the film, and why these little kids are such jerks. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

this episode we dive into why Christians didn't enjoy the cult favorite TV show. we also watch the pilot for the 1st time and give our thoughts. and silliness ensues.Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

In this episode we take a look at the classic film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We talk about whether it was kept away from kids for religious reasons, or due to it's mature themes. We also discuss classic Detective stories. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

we're back! this episode we talk all about the gorgonites and the commando elite. from why it was made to make demons less scary to kids. to why the Gwendy dolls were terrifying.

we're back with our yearly tradition of lampooning another Chick Tract comic. We have guests Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and Hotdog Montana (Hannah) from TikTok. Follow along as 4 kids attempt to sacrifice a kitty to the dark lord. Or will they be stopped in time?

in this episode we are joined by special guest and author Scott Okamoto. We discuss the Christian viewpoint on the breakfast club, and Scott's Gen x connection to the John Hughes classic. did you know that this movie was a prequel to the Power Rangers? maybe... ok, not really. theme song performed by the band mustard plug.

this episode, we are joined by the gentleman from the podcast Your Music Saved Us as we figure out why Christians had a problem with this Martin Scorsese "epic". it wasn't hard to figure out why. join us as we discuss the weird, horny and mentally ill Jesus that Marty put to film.Theme song: Vampire by Mustard Plugused with permission of the band

this episode, we're back for another watch along as we try and get our schedules in order. We dive into the first episode of both shows and do our best to see why Christian parents had a problem with them.

This episode, we watch an episode of So Weird and Are you Afraid Of The Dark . Watch along with us as we laugh, get scared and poke fun at the shows that Christian kids weren't allowed to watch.

this week we invite you to watch along with us as we dive into the shows Goosebumps and Eerie Indiana. prepare for chills at the hands of Aunt Dalia and terror from the Tupperware Lady! The episode of Goosebumps is titled "an old story". The episode of Erie Indiana is titled "Forever Ware". both available on YouTube.

this episode we crack open the Pagemaster and discuss why Christians DIDN'T have a problem with the movie. Zak watches it for the first time and Donavon reminisces over being scared.

in this episode, Zak and Donavon finish up their discussion on the anthropomorphic kangaroo fantasy adventure. Or something like that.

we're back! join us as we begin season 2, and we dig deep into the movie Warriors of virtue. a movie that Zak has waited 28 years to see. let's find out why Christian people didn't like it, and just how badass the martial arts are.

This episode we are joined by a very special guest, Hotdog Montana from tiktok and Facebook! she joins us this episode and tells us the story of why she was not allowed to watch this movie. we then have probably one of the deepest conversations we've had on the show, please like and review and find Hannah on all platforms she's available on.

This episode, Zak and Donavon watch and discuss the 2001 horror film, "13 Ghosts". We talk about why it wasn't allowed in Christian homes, and then watch and make fun of the classic.

in this episode Donovan and Zack are joined by a special guest, author and researcher Samuel David! he chose this episode's movie and explains to us why he wasn't allowed to watch it. we then dive into why Christians is a whole would have a problem with this movie, and then we decide to dissect the film.

On this new episode, Zack and Donovan attempt to steal back pokémon the first movie from Christians and Jesus alike. having this movie kept from them for demonic reasons, they break down why Christian parents and churches thought pokémon was demonic and evil and then they discuss the film. if you like this please rate and review on all platforms.

This episode, the boys from This Fire Podcast return to help us steal back and make biblical sense of The Matrix. We need out about anime, discuss the hidden power of the oracle and possibly remember the minor characters deaths.

This episode of weed take a different look at how Jesus stole our movies. And we talk about how he appropriated one of the biggest movies in pop culture. This week we are joined by Steve and Alec from This Fire podcast. And what an awesome time it was. we had to split it up in the two parts because of all the awesome conversation.

now back from break, we get into why anthropomorphic animals are demons, a book detailing why the Ninja Turtles are satanic, and finally finish up the movie.

this week we dive into the cinematic masterpiece that was banned from Zaks home. In part 1 we get into why Christians had a problem with the movie, some behind the scenes and we start to am discuss the film.

This week, Zak and Donavon go back to the vault to steal back the 1998 film, Blade. another one of Donavon's Father's infamous "pass" movies that allowed Donavon to see this at 7! Join us on our next heist! For questions, concerns, corrections or suggestions, email is at [email protected]

This week, we're publishing an episode of The Room podcast hosted by Zak and his sister Stevie. Donavon first guested on there when still on the excommunication Station and thus a friendship was made and an idea for a podcast was born .enjoy what is essentially the podcasts pilot episode.