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Jesus Stole Our Movies

After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”

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    46: Our Top 10 TV: Patreon Episode 2

    this week we're releasing the second episode of our patreon show! we discuss our top 10 favorite shows and why they mean a lot to us! next week, WILLOW! (HOPEFULLY! LOL!)

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    45: Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Pardon My French

    We're back with a look at one of Donavon's favorite movies! We discuss why Zak and Donavon BOTH weren't allowed to watch it, and what Christian parents have to say about it. Then, we dive into the classic flick and make fun while breaking it down. Theme: Vampire by Mustard PlugOutro: Come On Elileen by Save Ferris

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    44: Watch Along: Tales From The Crypt: Part II

    in this short but sweet episode, Donavon and Zak watch an episode of Tales From The Crypt and invite you to watch along.

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    43: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone Part II: Shouldn't Have Told You That

    in this episode Donavon and Zak finish up the film and wrap it up on a note of what's to come and who's visiting.

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    42: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone: Part I: Feat. Calvin Smith

    this episode, we're joined by Calvin Smith as we take on the highly controversial film, and have a few words for J.K.Rowling.

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    41: Our Top 10 Movies: Patreon Episode 1

    this episode, we are releasing our very first patreon episode. This way you can see what we do there and you can have some fun that doesn't involve too much triggering church stuff. we Will be back with our regular episodes next week.

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    40: Pokemon: The Series

    this episode, we listen to a few sermons about the classic anime, and watch a few episodes to see what all the Christian concern is all about. then we discuss the uses of indoctrination.theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    39: Poltergeist: Part II: This House Is Clean

    we conclude our look at the classic horror flick and lose track of the topic a few times.Theme Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    38: Solo Bolo Watch Along: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana

    This episode, we couldnt get our schedules to work out, so we recorded seprate watch alongs. Just to make sure we got you guys something this week. Enjoy!

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    37: Poltergeist: Part I: They're Here

    In this episode, Zak watches the Classic film for the first time and Donavon tells us why it's one of his favorites before taking a Christian look at it.

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    36: Watch Along 5: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Part II

    we're back for another watch along! this time, we finish up the cliffhanger from the last Buffy episode. we watch it's conclusion and get a little silly. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    35: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Part II Feat. This Fire Podcast

    in this episode, we conclude our discussion on the sequel to the Power Rangers Movie. and we FINALLY see some morphing!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    34: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Shift Into Turbo Feat. This Fire Podcast

    this episode, we are joined by our old friends Steve and Alec from the This Fire Podcast. join us as we get super nerdy and discuss why Christian parents had a problem with the power rangers. again. cuz they just don't stop having problems. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    33: Matilda: The Chokey feat. Jesus Unfollower

    On this episode, we are joined by Jesus Unfollower himself, Kevin! He brings along the Feel-Good classic and helps us break it down. Also, we get a bit of an origin story of his life in Christianity and his current projects!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    32: 3 Ninjas: Rocky Loves Emily

    in this episode, we watch and dissect the 90s classic. we also discuss whether or not Christian parents had a problem with the flick.theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    31: Gremlins: No Bright Lights

    in this episode, Zak watches the classic for the first time and Donavon breaks down the film. we also discuss how Christians thought they could fight their own gremlins. There's some audio issues in the first couple of minutes, but it levels out. Theme by Mustard Plug

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    30: The Exorcist: Part II: Captain Howdy Feat. Original Sinfluencer

    In this episode we conclude our discussion of the film with Joshua and Prez from Original Sinfluencer. We talk about Father Carris being legitimately insane and whether or not Reagans art skills were used to defile statues. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    Humbug: A Chick Tract Holiday Reading

    join us for our inaugural episode of our chick track masterpiece theater. we've done this for Halloween, but now we are extending to other holidays. we dramatically read in parody the chick tract humbug. as we're joined by guests from American Hysteria podcast, your music saved us podcast and this fire podcast. Plus many others. join us won't you

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    29: The Exorcist: Part I: Pazuzu Feat. Original Sinfluencer

    this episode we're joined by special guests Joshua and Prez from the TikTok and Instagram handle " Original Sinfluencer ". in part 1 we discuss the Christian outcries for the movie and our personal experiences with it. Including this being the first time Zak has seen it. then, we get into the beginning of the "Scariest Movie Ever Made". Come back next week for Part 2! where we breakdown the rest of the movie!Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    28: The Monster Squad: Dynamite Dracula

    in this episode, Donavon and Zak watch The Monster Squad for the first time. they discuss why Christians had an issue with the film, and why these little kids are such jerks. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    27: Watch Along 4: Buffy The Vampire Slayer

    this episode we dive into why Christians didn't enjoy the cult favorite TV show. we also watch the pilot for the 1st time and give our thoughts. and silliness ensues.Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    26: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: I'm Just Drawn That Way

    In this episode we take a look at the classic film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We talk about whether it was kept away from kids for religious reasons, or due to it's mature themes. We also discuss classic Detective stories. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

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    25: Small Soldiers: Everything Else Is Is Just A Toy

    we're back! this episode we talk all about the gorgonites and the commando elite. from why it was made to make demons less scary to kids. to why the Gwendy dolls were terrifying.

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    CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY 2025: Here, Kitty Kitty!

    we're back with our yearly tradition of lampooning another Chick Tract comic. We have guests Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and Hotdog Montana (Hannah) from TikTok. Follow along as 4 kids attempt to sacrifice a kitty to the dark lord. Or will they be stopped in time?

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    24: The Breakfast Club Feat. Scott Okamoto

    in this episode we are joined by special guest and author Scott Okamoto. We discuss the Christian viewpoint on the breakfast club, and Scott's Gen x connection to the John Hughes classic. did you know that this movie was a prequel to the Power Rangers? maybe... ok, not really. theme song performed by the band mustard plug.

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    23: The Last Temptation Of Christ: Feat. Your Music Saved Us

    this episode, we are joined by the gentleman from the podcast Your Music Saved Us as we figure out why Christians had a problem with this Martin Scorsese "epic". it wasn't hard to figure out why. join us as we discuss the weird, horny and mentally ill Jesus that Marty put to film.Theme song: Vampire by Mustard Plugused with permission of the band

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    22: Watch Along 3: Ahhh! Real Monsters & Tales From The Crypt

    this episode, we're back for another watch along as we try and get our schedules in order. We dive into the first episode of both shows and do our best to see why Christian parents had a problem with them.

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    21: Watch Along 2 : So Weird & Are You Afraid Of The Dark

    This episode, we watch an episode of So Weird and Are you Afraid Of The Dark . Watch along with us as we laugh, get scared and poke fun at the shows that Christian kids weren't allowed to watch.

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    20: Watch Along 1: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana

    this week we invite you to watch along with us as we dive into the shows Goosebumps and Eerie Indiana. prepare for chills at the hands of Aunt Dalia and terror from the Tupperware Lady! The episode of Goosebumps is titled "an old story". The episode of Erie Indiana is titled "Forever Ware". both available on YouTube.

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    19: The Pagemaster: Look To The Books

    this episode we crack open the Pagemaster and discuss why Christians DIDN'T have a problem with the movie. Zak watches it for the first time and Donavon reminisces over being scared.

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    18: Warriors of Virtue: Part II: Don't Think Thoughts

    in this episode, Zak and Donavon finish up their discussion on the anthropomorphic kangaroo fantasy adventure. Or something like that.

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    17: Warriors Of Virtue: Part I: Yak Man

    we're back! join us as we begin season 2, and we dig deep into the movie Warriors of virtue. a movie that Zak has waited 28 years to see. let's find out why Christian people didn't like it, and just how badass the martial arts are.

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    16: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday: Featuring Hotdog Montana (Hannah)

    This episode we are joined by a very special guest, Hotdog Montana from tiktok and Facebook! she joins us this episode and tells us the story of why she was not allowed to watch this movie. we then have probably one of the deepest conversations we've had on the show, please like and review and find Hannah on all platforms she's available on.

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    15: Thir13en Ghosts: There Are Ghosts In The Basement

    This episode, Zak and Donavon watch and discuss the 2001 horror film, "13 Ghosts". We talk about why it wasn't allowed in Christian homes, and then watch and make fun of the classic.

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    14: FernGully: The Last Rainforest: My Logic Is Erratic Feat. Samuel David

    in this episode Donovan and Zack are joined by a special guest, author and researcher Samuel David! he chose this episode's movie and explains to us why he wasn't allowed to watch it. we then dive into why Christians is a whole would have a problem with this movie, and then we decide to dissect the film.

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    13: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back: Gotta Cath Em All (Sins)

    On this new episode, Zack and Donovan attempt to steal back pokémon the first movie from Christians and Jesus alike. having this movie kept from them for demonic reasons, they break down why Christian parents and churches thought pokémon was demonic and evil and then they discuss the film. if you like this please rate and review on all platforms.

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    12: The Matrix: Part II: RIP Mordo: Feat. This Fire Podcast

    This episode, the boys from This Fire Podcast return to help us steal back and make biblical sense of The Matrix. We need out about anime, discuss the hidden power of the oracle and possibly remember the minor characters deaths.

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    11: The Matrix: Part 1: They're Watching You: Feat. This Fire Podcast

    This episode of weed take a different look at how Jesus stole our movies. And we talk about how he appropriated one of the biggest movies in pop culture. This week we are joined by Steve and Alec from This Fire podcast. And what an awesome time it was. we had to split it up in the two parts because of all the awesome conversation.

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    10: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie: Part II: Man, I Love Being A Turtle

    now back from break, we get into why anthropomorphic animals are demons, a book detailing why the Ninja Turtles are satanic, and finally finish up the movie.

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    9: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie: Part I: A Jose Canseco Bat?

    this week we dive into the cinematic masterpiece that was banned from Zaks home. In part 1 we get into why Christians had a problem with the movie, some behind the scenes and we start to am discuss the film.

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    8: Blade: Open Season On All Suckheads

    This week, Zak and Donavon go back to the vault to steal back the 1998 film, Blade. another one of Donavon's Father's infamous "pass" movies that allowed Donavon to see this at 7! Join us on our next heist! For questions, concerns, corrections or suggestions, email is at [email protected]

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    7: Van Helsing: A Very Special Crossover Episode

    This week, we're publishing an episode of The Room podcast hosted by Zak and his sister Stevie. Donavon first guested on there when still on the excommunication Station and thus a friendship was made and an idea for a podcast was born .enjoy what is essentially the podcasts pilot episode.

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    6: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie Part II: What's Wrong With Frogs?

    this week we conclude the action packed kids film and discuss what's coming next week. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

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    5: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie: It's Morphin Time

    In this first part of our take on the mighty Morphin Power Rangers the movie, we discuss why many Christians had a problem with violence and shows like Power Rangers in their home. we also discuss more of our childhoods and start to dissect the film.

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    4: Beetlejuice Part II: We've Come For Your Daughter Chuck

    this week, Zak and Donavon finish watching Beetlejuice. And Zac breaks down what's wrong with the movie, while Donavon desperately tries to defend it. Then they wrap it up by discussing why it wasn't allowed in their Christian homes.

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    3: BettleJuice Part 1: One Big Dark Room

    This week,we start our discussion on Tim Burtons classic movie, Beetlejuice. We talk about why Christians want you to stay away from it, the empathy Jesus taught us, and get to the first hour of the movie. Theme by Mustard Plug

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    CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY: Stinky!

    We are proud to present a yearly tradition from Donavon. A radio play/parody of a Chick Tract Comic book. This year, the comic chosen, is titled "Stinky". Follow a demon as he prowls throughout earth looking for gifts for the dark lords birthday. Halloween. Featuring Chelsey Weber-Smith from American Hysteria Jay & Clifton from Your Music Saved Us and influencer and superstar Hotdog Montana Monta ( Hannah ).

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    2: Halloween Part II: Was It The Boogeyman

    This week, we finish up the film that started off many people's love for horror; Halloween. We discuss whether or not Michael Myers is evil personified, why Christians are scared of Halloween, and finish up the flick with a sneak peek of next episode! Please rate, share and subscribe! Theme by Donavon DeLisle

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    1: Halloween Part I: The Evil Has Left This Place

    Welcome to Jesus Stole Our Movies! In our very first episode, we take back from Jesus the classic slasher from 1978, John Carpenters Halloween. In part one, we discuss what the show is about and then dive into the first hour of the film. Please like, share and subscribe! Theme by Donavon DeLisle

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After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”

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