All Episodes
Jesus Stole Our Movies — 64 episodes
60: Outlander: Zaks Birthday Episode
59: Labyrinth: Magic Dance!
58: The People Under The Stairs: He Doesn't Talk Much, Does He?
57: The NeverEnding Story: Moon Child!
56: Dennis The Menace: Where Are The GD Lanterns?
55: Silent Hil: Part II: Deuteronomy!
54: Silent Hill: Part I: Mitch? or Witch?
53: The Goonies: Featuring Hannah "Hotdog Montana"
52: He-Man And The Masters of The Universe: The Series
*UPDATE: JUNE 2026*
51: Willow: Part III: She Kicked Me In The Face
50: Willow: Part II: Willow's Curse
49: Willow: Part I: Fantasy & Christianity
48: Watch Along 8: Charmed & Forever Knight
47: Watch Along 7: Sabrina The Teenage Witch, The Pirates Of Dark Water, So Weird, Mummies Alive
46: Our Top 10 TV: Patreon Episode 2
45: Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Pardon My French
44: Watch Along 6: Tales From The Crypt: Part II
43: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone Part II: Shouldn't Have Told You That
42: Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone: Part I: Feat. Calvin Smith
41: Our Top 10 Movies: Patreon Episode 1
40: Pokemon: The Series
39: Poltergeist: Part II: This House Is Clean
38: Solo Bolo Watch Along: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana
37: Poltergeist: Part I: They're Here
36: Watch Along 5: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Part II
35: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Part II Feat. This Fire Podcast
34: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Shift Into Turbo Feat. This Fire Podcast
33: Matilda: The Chokey feat. Jesus Unfollower
32: 3 Ninjas: Rocky Loves Emily
31: Gremlins: No Bright Lights
30: The Exorcist: Part II: Captain Howdy Feat. Original Sinfluencer
Humbug: A Chick Tract Holiday Reading
29: The Exorcist: Part I: Pazuzu Feat. Original Sinfluencer
28: The Monster Squad: Dynamite Dracula
27: Watch Along 4: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
26: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: I'm Just Drawn That Way
25: Small Soldiers: Everything Else Is Is Just A Toy
CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY 2025: Here, Kitty Kitty!
24: The Breakfast Club Feat. Scott Okamoto
23: The Last Temptation Of Christ: Feat. Your Music Saved Us
22: Watch Along 3: Ahhh! Real Monsters & Tales From The Crypt
21: Watch Along 2 : So Weird & Are You Afraid Of The Dark
20: Watch Along 1: Goosebumps & Eerie Indiana
19: The Pagemaster: Look To The Books
18: Warriors of Virtue: Part II: Don't Think Thoughts
17: Warriors Of Virtue: Part I: Yak Man
16: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday: Featuring Hotdog Montana (Hannah)
15: Thir13en Ghosts: There Are Ghosts In The Basement
14: FernGully: The Last Rainforest: My Logic Is Erratic Feat. Samuel David
13: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back: Gotta Cath Em All (Sins)
12: The Matrix: Part II: RIP Mordo: Feat. This Fire Podcast
11: The Matrix: Part 1: They're Watching You: Feat. This Fire Podcast
10: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie: Part II: Man, I Love Being A Turtle
9: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie: Part I: A Jose Canseco Bat?
8: Blade: Open Season On All Suckheads
7: Van Helsing: A Very Special Crossover Episode
6: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie Part II: What's Wrong With Frogs?
5: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie: It's Morphin Time
4: Beetlejuice Part II: We've Come For Your Daughter Chuck
3: BettleJuice Part 1: One Big Dark Room
CHICK TRACT PARODY RADIO PLAY: Stinky!
2: Halloween Part II: Was It The Boogeyman
1: Halloween Part I: The Evil Has Left This Place