JJO Morning Show Podcast

Hold my hand or go to hell.  My minivan or my life!  Poo pit.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FOR THEATER!   Well, we just became besties with Royale Lynn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I pooped in a box.  Fireball sneaks. Great prankin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nutcracker crazy.  Cruise ship fungus feet.  The Jimothy factor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trust Tbell.  Puckered butthole bus times.  Peein' in the Mississippi. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look at my sword! Mike used his real name! Stay away from the walking train wreck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AC/DC life.  Do the poo.  Shake and bake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The blue angels took my baby!  Not T Bell... I want the hand.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friends from Autumn Kings visit us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Attack beaver!  How to flirt, or not, probably don't listen to us. National Hot Dog Day goes off the rails!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica got divorced but has no interest in anyone.  Mac N cheese.  Vacuum love.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When urban turkeys attack.  Powerball on accident.  Chicky nugs on the coaster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robot diapers. E'erybody shatting themselves.  Goshdarn Pina Coladas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don't need no stinkin' wipers. Who done blowed up the porta potty? Hot dog eating seagull.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out my bigfoot DNA.  Whoever is doing your accounting is stealing from you and going to strip clubs.  Ice Cream madness with Staci from Calliope Ice Cream! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, girl, you cannot airtag your bf.  Ma'am, you are banned from T Bell.  National Day of Rock and Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fried chicken, OR ELSE!  Crue er no?   I put that sh** on e'erything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Card problems. Fireworks makes us loose our minds. Custard kings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Real life Mexican Batman!  Nothin' says America like tubed meat.  Let's have a beer.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had an amazing morning with Dead Sugar and Moon Fever in the JJO Sound Lounge with some JJO hard cores!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shoot the giraffe, already!   Yellowstone chronicles.  Let's go birdin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The long con time capsule. Chew, ya bastards. How about that wine?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who called the bra salesman?  Pineapple on pizza is encouraged! Round about problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hoes be trippin'.   Litterbugs get canned.  Your wang looks huge on that diet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Futsal.  Crappy choices.  The return of Fowl Play!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robot probs.   Pickleball throwdown!  Old ass tortoise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where are the bodies at Garth? The Lonely Ones invade the morning show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's nothing to write home about. My body is a temple. Just dip it in caramel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would a sausage sound like if it could talk? Double Asshole situation.  Bedside moving toilet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I just need 7 grand.  Rip the band aid off, Debbie.  Not Bunnie xo and Jelly Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in the swing ride bro.  I'm stuck in mud!   No law with the white claw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger victory. Marilyn Monroe record setters.  Panty sniffer madness.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toilet Paper Origami. Road Tripping. Hookers Have Gone DigitalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banana probs.  Wrong body, again! WTF - Loretta Lynn + Fists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy explosion bro.    Coin Convo.  Gimme some of them mutant chickens.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the greatest time with LYLVC at the Moon Bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spaghettios are not soup. National Donut Day. Kevin Bozeman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwdown at the Kindergarten graduation.  National Cheese Day!  Brain Clumps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beaver stamp, gooch smooch, taco dip, Wayne Gretzky.  National Egg Day!!! Can I get an extra seat for my fat schlong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's on your neck brah?  Wrong dead dad.  Black Crowes freakout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Say something nice day.  Do you name your fish er no? Spineshank + Bursitis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crazy Horse er no? The ballad of John Danger. Beany.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 'yotes!   Check out this burger. Umbrellas - enemy number 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much do you remember from being a kid? Single ppl luxuries. That dude threw his wife off the boat fo sho.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Hooters CPR.  Machetes!!! Terrible paper airplane maker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from take your brat to work day! Spam dogs. Marty McCoy checks in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI effed it up again.   Millionaire dreaming.  A-holes everywhere.  Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't love lil smokies?  Breakin' records.  Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch.  Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.