PODCAST · comedy
JJO Morning Show Podcast
by Dee
Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.
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1000
I Like It Real Sloppy
The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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999
Don't Touch My Rubbery Whisker
AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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998
Ryan Seacrunt Is The Worst
Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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997
You'll Pry My Fingers From My Cold Dead Hands
BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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996
It's Not That Cream Pie
World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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995
Total Eclipse Of The Shart
SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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994
Sounds Liken Someone Is Stirring Mac N Cheese
Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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993
Haulin' Those Huge Taters'll Make You Dizzy
Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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992
I'll Show You My Sarlacc Pit
Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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991
I'm Taking A Pair Of Her Used Panties With Me
"You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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990
Feces-ing Is A Word Now
Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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989
You're Getting The Footlong
Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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988
Return to Dust In Studio - Convo and Coupla Bangers
Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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987
You're The Piggy In MY Blanket
30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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986
Wienerfest Is Not What It Sounds Like
Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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985
It Makes Your Wiener Smaller
A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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984
I'm Not Your Spaghetti Bitch
Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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983
I'll Tell You What I'd Do With A 3rd Thumb
Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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982
I'll Show You My Dinghy
That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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981
Greased Up Like A Slippery Pig
Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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980
Then She Turned Around And Flashed Her Vagina
AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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979
Thomas Jefferson Would Love Hey Dudes
Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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978
It's Always The Sweaty Dude
Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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977
I Didn't Know Fart Tubes Existed Until Today
Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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976
You Don't Rhyme With Trike
Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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975
Beaver Bash 2026
Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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974
National Twink Day Is Totes Dif
WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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973
Look At The Udder On That Dude
Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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972
Space, Man. It's So... Big, Dude.
Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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971
NOT A Meat Wallet
Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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970
See What Happens When You Let Women Vote???
Some folks just can't make good choices. You can't go to space, you can't even make bagels. Lines of Loyalty in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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969
Don't Put Your Peen On The Robot Dog
Barbie dream expo. G spot mapping. Fugitive kangaroo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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968
We Play Fetch In The Cemetery
Nightmare vacations. Disturbing the peace. Kamikaze delivery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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967
Come Over And Feed My Pigeon
You'll find me at the Burger King. Don't hold your own semen. Scientific analysis of A.I.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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966
Hand Me My Inflammation Sock
I can't pee with Flea watching me. Beds on planes, What could go wrong? Covid+ package.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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965
Look What I Found At The Nursing Home
Don't mess with Jack Reacher. Unarmed and dangerous. Johnny only wants pudding and Matlock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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964
No Artistic Value In His Mighty Man Noodle
We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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963
Can I Get The Anesthesia On The Side
Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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962
Not The Teabag I Thought
We're off to North Korea. Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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961
Dumber Than A Box Of Hair
Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride. Holy meteor, batman. ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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960
Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo
BEARS! Sexy time playlist. My science boner is throbbing rn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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959
She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be
Make that pussy cat purr. Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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958
Had Myself An Eargasm
Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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957
Prevacation P*ssy Prep
Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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956
He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day
Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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955
Retreat To This Bush
Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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954
Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos
Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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953
Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted
I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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952
How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.
Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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951
This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For
You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.
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Dee
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