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JJO Morning Show Podcast

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

  1. 1000

    I Like It Real Sloppy

    The history of sloppy joes.  She's deaf, not a terrorist.  Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. 999

    Don't Touch My Rubbery Whisker

    AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max.  Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  3. 998

    Ryan Seacrunt Is The Worst

    Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no.  Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  4. 997

    You'll Pry My Fingers From My Cold Dead Hands

    BEES!  I Need Those Fingers.  Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  5. 996

    It's Not That Cream Pie

    World record er no.  There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  6. 995

    Total Eclipse Of The Shart

    SNOW?!?!?!   Understand this, bitch.  Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  7. 994

    Sounds Liken Someone Is Stirring Mac N Cheese

    Mac n what now?  Beverage day.  Seis de mayo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  8. 993

    Haulin' Those Huge Taters'll Make You Dizzy

    Not Dolly!!!  No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  9. 992

    I'll Show You My Sarlacc Pit

    Star won't.   Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  10. 991

    I'm Taking A Pair Of Her Used Panties With Me

    "You know who matters? ME."  We tired.  T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  11. 990

    Feces-ing Is A Word Now

    Damn kid is in the claw machine again.   How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  12. 989

    You're Getting The Footlong

    Long distance schmistance.  More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  13. 988

    Return to Dust In Studio - Convo and Coupla Bangers

    Danger over Danger is a lot to handle.  Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  14. 987

    You're The Piggy In MY Blanket

    30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  15. 986

    Wienerfest Is Not What It Sounds Like

    Earth Day Mothafugga!  Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  16. 985

    It Makes Your Wiener Smaller

    A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides.  A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  17. 984

    I'm Not Your Spaghetti Bitch

    Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah.  Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  18. 983

    I'll Tell You What I'd Do With A 3rd Thumb

    Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady.  No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  19. 982

    I'll Show You My Dinghy

    That dude is guilty AF.  Auctioneering - not easy.  Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  20. 981

    Greased Up Like A Slippery Pig

    Mmmmmmmeaties er no.  You the funeral.  Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  21. 980

    Then She Turned Around And Flashed Her Vagina

    AI Jesus Christ.  Put her back in the well.   Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  22. 979

    Thomas Jefferson Would Love Hey Dudes

    Space idiots.  Thomas Jefferson day!  We support ya Brit Brit.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  23. 978

    It's Always The Sweaty Dude

    Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat.  Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  24. 977

    I Didn't Know Fart Tubes Existed Until Today

    Girl farts vs boy farts.  Guess what today is?   I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  25. 976

    You Don't Rhyme With Trike

    Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping.  Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  26. 975

    Beaver Bash 2026

    Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man.  AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  27. 974

    National Twink Day Is Totes Dif

    WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing.   Twinkie Day.  Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  28. 973

    Look At The Udder On That Dude

    Toe suckers are a certain breed.  Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  29. 972

    Space, Man. It's So... Big, Dude.

    Existential crisis Thursday!!!  Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  30. 971

    NOT A Meat Wallet

    Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  31. 970

    See What Happens When You Let Women Vote???

    Some folks just can't make good choices.  You can't go to space, you can't even make bagels.  Lines of Loyalty in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  32. 969

    Don't Put Your Peen On The Robot Dog

    Barbie dream expo. G spot mapping. Fugitive kangaroo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  33. 968

    We Play Fetch In The Cemetery

    Nightmare vacations. Disturbing the peace. Kamikaze delivery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  34. 967

    Come Over And Feed My Pigeon

    You'll find me at the Burger King. Don't hold your own semen. Scientific analysis of A.I.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  35. 966

    Hand Me My Inflammation Sock

    I can't pee with Flea watching me. Beds on planes, What could go wrong? Covid+ package.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  36. 965

    Look What I Found At The Nursing Home

    Don't mess with Jack Reacher. Unarmed and dangerous. Johnny only wants pudding and Matlock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  37. 964

    No Artistic Value In His Mighty Man Noodle

    We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  38. 963

    Can I Get The Anesthesia On The Side

    Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  39. 962

    Not The Teabag I Thought

    We're off to North Korea.  Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  40. 961

    Dumber Than A Box Of Hair

    Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride.  Holy meteor, batman.  ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  41. 960

    Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo

    BEARS!  Sexy time playlist.   My science boner is throbbing rn.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  42. 959

    She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be

    Make that pussy cat purr.  Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  43. 958

    Had Myself An Eargasm

    Fish sammie make my pussy pop.  Smelly smells.  Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  44. 957

    Prevacation P*ssy Prep

    Why does everything cost $1400?  Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets.  The phrases that good mates use.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  45. 956

    He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day

    Dealing Barbies over here.  Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  46. 955

    Retreat To This Bush

    Stupid cute lottery winners.  You can't be doin' all that at the KT.   Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  47. 954

    Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos

    Shut up, shrimp.  Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  48. 953

    Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted

    I dropped the bomb on you.  Lottery winners runnin' wild.  Brit Brit in trouble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  49. 952

    How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.

    Now we call her the big fish.  Not the Wendy's!  Alpine Divorce on the rise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  50. 951

    This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For

     You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands.  Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

HOSTED BY

Dee

Produced by JFK

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How many episodes does JJO Morning Show Podcast have?

JJO Morning Show Podcast currently has 50 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is JJO Morning Show Podcast about?

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

How often does JJO Morning Show Podcast release new episodes?

JJO Morning Show Podcast has 50 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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JJO Morning Show Podcast is created and hosted by Dee.
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